The Wedding Dress Disaster Call That Nearly Ruined a Bride’s Big Day

What would you do if just days before your wedding, you got a call saying your dress was accidentally turned into something completely unwearable? That’s exactly the shocking news this bride thought she was getting in today’s Jubal Phone Prank. Listen as the tension builds, the panic sets in, and the twist ending leaves everyone laughing.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another Jubile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yes,
this is Ted Dabode. Oh, I'm calling from drag Clean
and I was looking for Hannah who's had a wedding
dress in here being all cleaned up and guss it
up and printed up before the big day.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, is it ready for pickup?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Will? I just need to talk to you a little
bit about the dress. And it's exciting you're getting married
in nuptials in just a couple of days here. Is
that is that correct?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah? This weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Big congratulations to you and the groom to be whites.
This make me so happy.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, so can I come get it today?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Will? That is what I needed to call and talk
to you about. Just wondering what the color scheme for
your wedding?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
What do you what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh, just a question for you. Just wondering what the
color scheme is for uptials. I always like to find
that kind of stuff out. It's fun for me to
think about that. You know, I love love and I
love people getting married and things like that. So sure,
just yeah, wondering what the color scheme is there?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
We're going with like baby pink and it's just black
and white type. But is the dress ready and for
pick up?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well, that is exactly what I'm calling. So I do
think it might be a good thing that your wedding
color is got some pink in it. I'm calling to
inform you that there has been a little bit of
a mishap and uh, yeah, that wedding dress is now
dead and gone and I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
What's the mishap?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Well, something that happened unfortunately, now that wedding right?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
What exactly though, like, what exactly happened? Is the dress good?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, you know, we're very busy, very busy place, and
we do a lot of business with a lot of
different kinds of customers. And unfortunately, somehow your winding dress
got mixed up with a badge from another client and
it has been tailored and landa in the same way
that you know their clothing was, and so it's been

(02:11):
all to the little bit, I guess I should.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
What So what exactly does that mean? You're beating around
the bush? Is my dress ready for pickup? And is
it good to go? What is what is actually happening?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
A little bit of a question for you. What's your
favorite number?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Hanna, Who cares what my favorite number is? What is
going on with my wedding? God?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Just you know. You know what my grandma always told me.
She said, when you deliver a new I.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Don't care what is going on with my wedding drive.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I was about to say, is I'm just gonna have
to rip the band aid straight off. So your dress
got mixed up with another client of OZ. They are
a roller Derby team and they performing wedding dresses, so
I think that's how that happened. But it has been
tailored in the way of the roller Derber team, so
it's been cut down quite a bit, arms cut off it,
it's been died pink, and it's gotten i'mb seventeen on

(03:00):
the back.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Jesus, what the fuck are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I wish I was here.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
This I am. My wedding is in three days and
I have a roller Derby costume now to wear.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
So I guess if I'm picking up exactly where you're
going with this. You don't want the dress steal even
though it's been aught to look like a rollers not.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
It's not even my dress. You made it a roller
Derby costume for God's.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Sake, yes, And I didn't know if you in the
roller dirt, because you know, some people would hear about
that and they'd be like, well, that's the cool little
spin on the wedding dress. You know, That's what I
was hoping you would say. But clearly not a roller
Derby fan. But I do want to see you.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Honestly, must be out of your mind to think that
this conversation is even okay, let alone that I would
accept that as my wedding gowns.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I do want to make this spta for you, Hannah.
And I know, because I know you're getting married in
a couple of days, it's hard to get away erectly.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
You want to make it better.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I was thinking, is you can bring in your grooms
tuxedo and we could alter it kind of the same way,
and then you can maybe just make it look like
you did it on purpose, sort of like no, you, curiously,
this is actually Dubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your fiance Tyson set you up.

(04:21):
Oh my god, I joke. He just wanted to freak
you out before the wedding.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I am like, still right now, I'm his Are you
so weet. My wedding dress is fine, yes, Oh my god.
I was literally I was sorry to picture myself walking
down the aisle like in this disgusting spreaded football looking draft.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
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