Trevor the Stripper

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame day Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Hi Elise, this is Trevor.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Who is this is Trevor?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Do I know you?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh? I'm sorry. I guess I should identify myself first.
My name is Trevor, and I'm calling from entertainment and so, yeah,
I just wanted to talk to you real quick before
like I come up.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
There, come up here?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
What, yeah, to like your hotel room and stuff.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I think you have like the wrong number because.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, I'm talking to you at least great.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Yeah, yeah, so I know.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Like it's your bachelorette party and stuff like and so yeah,
I'm about to head up and I just wanted to
get like some info from you and then also set
some ground rules ground rules.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
No, you're not are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Like so, I'm I prefer to be called a dancer
because like I am classically trained since I was like
a little kid, I did ballet.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
You No, what? Sorry? Yeah, you're not coming up here?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm sorry. Were you talking to me?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
No, I was talking to my friends who I specifically,
like I'm at my bets Rirette party like yeah, I
know that's told me.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
So yeah, they told me all about it, and so like,
I think I have a good up she picked up. Yeah,
and so like do you like Spider Man or would
you prefer like Wolverine costume? Like I don't have the
biceps necessarily, but either way, like I'm ready to get
like sexy for you.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I just said that I'm sorry, I'm sorry you wasted
your time. But like they this was like this is
not happening.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Well, like, what do you mean it's not happening because
like I'm downstairs and I'm just about to head up, but.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Like no, you're not coming up here.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Okay, So you want me to do it like down
in the lobby of the hotel strip for you, because I.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Don't care what you do, but you're just not doing
it in front of me.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
So that's the thing, is like we need to talk
about like what you what I care about, And so
I want to lay down some boundaries with you because
like you know, this is like one of my first
gigs doing this, and like I want you to not
get too hansy. You can't touch a little bit, but
like like on my shoulder.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'm not touching you. You're not coming up here, You're
not dancing. You'll need to go back where you came from.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Okay, So no, I am is the thing because like
you're not okay, but I was hired to dance for
you because you're getting married, like and so I am.
I'll be up there unless you want me to wait
until you get off the elevator and then just like
freaked oce you or something like I'm not sure what
you're going for.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I'm going for none of this. I don't know which
one of my friends like scheduled this for you, and
I'm sorry, but like it's just it's not happening. I'm
like here, I'm having an all girls weekend. I specifically
said no strippers, so I don't I said no dancers.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Okay, so I get it, like you want to do
over the phone thing. I've never done this.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I don't think you. I don't think you get it.
You're not okay coming here.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
So I'm unlending my shirt right now.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
You should stop that, especially if you're in public.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Okay, So now like I've got my shirt is off, like, oh,
I'm going for my shorts.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
You know, listen, if I ever did hire a stripper,
excuse excuse me, dancer it would not be with a
stringy guy named.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Trevor Dresses spider Man. Okay, like you should probably get
a new job.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Okay, so I just thought because our company hired a
stripper for your fiance Alex for his bachelor part. Yeah,
my friend Tiffany, she just worked his bachelor party.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, okay, she's not supposed to have stripper either. So
what when was this?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
What's the Actually, this is Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone brink on you and your bacherette party set.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
You hoop? Are you kidding me? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
They said that you didn't want to striper at your
bacherette party, so they wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Don't what? Oh my god, I'm going to kill them.
And so my fiance Alex, he didn't have a stripper either,
not that.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I know of, No, at least not from my company. Okay,
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