Your Bank Call Goes Off the Rails (Thanks to Yerba Mate)

What starts as a terrifying call about a bank data breach quickly spirals into absolute chaos in this hilarious Jubal Phone Prank. A fast-talking “bank employee” fueled by way too much Yerba Mate can’t stay focused, can’t explain the problem, and somehow makes everything worse—especially when the call gets transferred. Just when you think it can’t get more unprofessional, it does. 😳

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, yeah, Hi,
this is Peede Egans call from bank. There's been a
problem with the account and need to make sure this
is Craig. What hello, I'm sorry about that. Maybe I
should slow down a little bit. This Pete Eagans are

(00:22):
called from There's been a problem with your account and
you talked to Craig.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I'm so sorry. I still really didn't get what you
were saying.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
You're mamte sorry about that. I let me slow it down,
Slow it down, soload down. My name is Pete Eakins
and I'm calling from bank and I was looking for
our customer, Craig, who has an account with us, because
this morning there has been a huge data breach and
we are calling accounts that have been compromised and we

(00:50):
need to talk to the account holder.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Oh wow, okay, yeah that's me. And you said your
name was YOURBA.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Macas Pete Eakins. But you apologize if I, you know,
kind of talking a little fast or anything. I had
some YERBA mate this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
So yeah, your account said yeah, sorry, yeah, I just
like turn on here.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
You're trying to heerba mate.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh yeah, it's a Brazilian kind of energy drink thing thing,
but being I don't drink a lot of caffeine or
anything else like that. But but it's such a big
day with all these accounts of being drained to zero.
I gotta, you know, get all these phone calls in.
So I figured I need some energy. And one of
my coworkers has job mate, so I was like, let
me try the mate, and then I took it and whoa,
oh boys got me all geeked up. So yeah, uh.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Huh, okay, wait, you said that there's a data breach
and my account is affected.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Dong to Dong Kong Kong, I like going to the
bank house. I'm down, Get you down, I'm sorry. What
was saying? What was that?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
What were you saying?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Cisco?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah, that's the Dong song? You remember that song? It
just came on the radio. At the desk next to me.
I'm so sorry. I cannot concentrate at all. And this
is very.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Important you called me. I agree, it's very important.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm gonna put you on hold because I'm not that
I don't think, and then maybe you can find somebody else. Yeah,
I don't think I'm doing the best on my customer
service today because of the year. Wi Matte.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Great, I would agree with that. This sounds important. Yeah,
I'm gonna put you on you put somebody else on
the phone.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, I'll send it to somebody else. Okay. Well a second,
Oh your heart begs.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
This is Truvor.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
How can I help you?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Hi, Trevor. My name is Craig.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I got a call about some accounts being drained or
a data breach, and some like transferred me to you.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yes, puld the account and you well okay,
and by the way, like, I'm just sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
The last person was not helpful in any way, do
you I don't remember their name. He just kept talking
about you're but mate and was not helpful.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
The manager.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, so you must have been talking to Pete Deakins,
because it's been a crazy day here so far, because
you know, some of our customers accounts are being drained
to zero. We don't know where the cyber attack is
coming from.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
And so he had some.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Am I okay, but am I the one who's like
account is being drained to zero because no one has
told me anything yet. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
So he had Yerba Mate, which is like a energy drink,
is like a you know, energy drink from I think
it's from like Priscilla or something. I never heard of it,
but they asked me for if I wanted some Herba Mate,
and I want.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
To move on. Let's move on.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Let's move on from the Yerbamate.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Okay, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have brought that up.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
The Brazilian No, I need to know if my account
is being drained, Like what what is.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Happenings for the name? Oh oh, okay, So I'm sorry.
I just was talking to my mom.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
What the Who's what? Why are you talking to your mom?
Does your mom? Is your mom? Like the manager?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
I talk to you?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
What is happening right now?

Speaker 4 (04:12):
She's the manager, but like I want to get into
the banking business as well, And so it was she
said I could come with her to work today and
so like I'm handling some phone calls.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
You would think when there's a huge data breach or
a cyber attack or whatever, it's not time to put
your kid on the phone and act like a damn moron.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Let me talk to your mom.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Or somebody who knows what is happening right now.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
This is not a business, is Craig.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
This is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you and your wife set you up.
Oh what is a joke.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Oh my god, it has to be a joke.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I'm like, what the hell?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
That is my bank, that's my real bank.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
I'm wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks weekday
mornings on the twenties,