Your New Boss Says You Have to Read His Books… Or You’re Fired 😳📚

Imagine getting a call from your new manager… and the first thing he tells you is that you need to read his motivational books to keep your job. 😬 In this hilarious Jubal Phone Prank, Greg gets a call from someone claiming to be his new boss—Todd Sparks, a self-proclaimed motivational author who insists he’s about to “put the spark back” in Greg’s life.

But when the “manager” starts criticizing Greg’s mindset, talking about “stoking his inner flame,” and even threatening to take him off the schedule unless he reads his books… things escalate fast. 🔥📞 Greg quickly reaches his breaking point in one of the most awkward and funny work calls you’ll hear.

Does Greg actually quit on the spot? Or does he figure out something isn’t right? 👀

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Greg,
todd Sparks.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
How you doing, todd Sparks.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, yep, and before we continue, Yes, it is that
todd Sparks. How you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
What what todd Sparks. That's what I'm asking. I don't
know what, todd.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Okay, yeah, I know when I normally call people they
are a little bit shocked. But yes, I am the
todd Sparks, the author of the many motivational books todd
Sparks Putting the Spark Back in Your Life. My second book,
todd Sparks spark Up another one, and my follow up
to that, todd Sparks is Sparking in Easy but It's necessary.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Okay, good for you. I'm I guess I'm supposed to
be impressed by that, but I still have no idea
why you're calling me or who you are.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, Greg, guess what? Guess who's your manager at the.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh? Sorry? Man? Yeah, yes, I heard heard we got
a new manager.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
So new general manager in the store, todd Sparks. Pleasure
to make your acquaintance. Yeah you too, So I'm just
calling all the new employees to talk to him. A
little bit and get them acquainted with my new philosophies
and things like that, and let you know Greg that
I am excited to be able to get you in
my hands and mold you into exactly the best Greg

(01:32):
that you can become. I'm sorry what I'm hearing right now,
Greg is just a loose ball of flesh, you know
what I mean, molded a little lost trying to figure
out Greg's way in the world. And I'm going to
get you into my shop and I'm going to mold

(01:54):
you into the best Greg you've ever been. I'm going
to put the spark back in your life, Greg, and
you and I are going to work a lot of
victories together.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Dude, I'm just trying to pay my bills, and that's.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
The problem right there. I'm going to highlight a little
bit of your speech there, Yes said try okay, And
that's why you're struggling, because you're trying to pay bills
rather than I'm paying.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
You haven't even met me. How do you know I'm struggling.
I hear it my job.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I can hear that the spark is in there, but
it's not fully on fire yet. It's a little ember
burning inside you. And I'm going to get inside there
and I'm going to stoke that little flame.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Greg.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I'm going to stoke your flame hard.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Okay, all right, look looked sparky or whatever. Is there
an actual reason that you need to talk to me?
Otherwise I'll just meet.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
You in my first shift right to sparks. And yes,
there is an actual reason I need to talk to you.
And a lot of times we put up walls with
things Greg's, and I'm going to find out what you're
scared of and why you're unwilling to release your foot.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'm actually getting a little scared of how we're going
to work together because this is a crazy, weird call.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Well, i'll tell you what. I've taken you off the
schedule until you finish my first two books.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, that's actually not happening. So I couldn't care less
about your books. So you can actually, based on this call,
you can take me off the schedule anyway, because there
is absolutely no way I could work with your like ridiculous,
self important, stick up your own way you're talking to me,

(03:33):
So I'll go find another job that'll be happy to
have me. And I'm not going to read your AI
generated books. That you think are so are so important
and so special. Oh yeah, I can read your book
and then I can become a GM at a nationwide
fast food restaurant chain. Good job, buddy, Yeah, that sounds

(03:55):
like a That sounds like a good plan. I'm actually
just working this job so I can put myself through
school and get a real career. So you can take
the spark you want to put back in my life
and shove it up.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Your Okay, noted, Greg, noted, I'm going to do that
for you. Greg.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Do what when you take that spark and.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I'm going to put it where the sun don't shine?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Greg? Uh?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Okay, Greg, this is actually Jubil from The Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your coworker Courtney
set you up.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh what are you sting me? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
She said you guys got a new manager and she
wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh man, I was like, this guy can't be for real.
But the longer it went on, I was like, there's
no way I'm gonna be able to work.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks weekday mornings
on the twenties,