January 11, 2024 • 20 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What is the most scanless thing you've ever seen happen
on the job? Call us up eighty eight three fourth
three one six one, texted in four to one oh
six one. I asked the question because somebody posted that
question online, and of course they got a ton of answers,
and the answers are hilarious. So we'll go over that
list and also call us with yours eight eight eight
(00:21):
three four three one o six one eight eight eight
three four three one o six one. What is the
most scanless thing you've ever seen happen on the job.
Here are some of the top responses. A doctor and
nurse were secretly having an affair and nobody knew until
he got mauled by a bear after a rafting trip.
What and the nurse was on the rafting trip with
him and saved his life. What a way for people
(00:43):
to find out though everything was fine, if it wouldn't
have been for that stupid bear.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
My goodness. Another Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Another response to what's the most scanless thing you've ever
seen happen on the job? A woman brought her daughter
to work, Then a day later a coworker said, you
can't bring your daughter to work here anymore. I'm not
allowed to be around children.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh and the whole.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Off at crickets, the whole office. What does that person
still have it?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
What?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
There's so many layers, I know, right.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Three four three six one text in four win six one.
What's the most scandless thing you've seen happen at work? Hey, Cassie, Hi, Hey,
what's the most scandless thing you've seen happen at your job?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
So I fell to sleep at my office where I work.
I was working really late, and I was just trying
to power through, but I just kind of knocked out,
and I guess it was so quiet for a while.
But I woke up and it was midnight, and I'm like,
oh wow, okay, let me get out of here. But
then I hear music and I see my boss as
(01:57):
the owner of the company. He's playing like loud music
at this point, and he's got the coffee grounds from
the day's coffee machine, but he's in his underwear. He's
rubbing them on his body. He's singing along to that song.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
All I do is win win When am I.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Let me up the street?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So you were working late, you woke up to grab
your stuff and go, And then you just heard loud
music and you looked and saw your boss was rubbing
the office coffee grounds on his body and singing.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
All I do is win, win, win, no matter what.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I was like, I thought I was dreaming and I
wanted to laugh, and at the same time, I just
was like, I gotta go before he sees me.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't ever want to This must be doing good. Yeah,
is he successful?
Speaker 7 (02:52):
Does he win?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I mean yeah, so I guess it's a ritual one
that's nightly rich.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
It's tightening his skin because if you rub coffee grounds
on your body, it tightens your skin, helps with circuits,
it reduces the appearance of cellulite. So there's actually into
rubbing that on your body, normally in the shower, but
you know whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It also discovered your bosses on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Like call us up eight and eight three four three
six one text in four one o six one. Imagine
seeing that. Imagine walking around the corner me like, is
that Jim coffee grounds? And Okay, I'm gonna leave, Nina.
What's the most scandless thing you've seen happen at work?
Speaker 6 (03:36):
It was pretty wild. There's a trend here. I think
bosses really got to get it together. But it was
a holiday party and I walked into the bathroom and
I saw two pairs of feet underneath of a bathroom stall,
and it was like rattling a little bit, and I
thought it was just like some of my coworkers, like
just messing around or whatever, and so I was like, ah, whatever,
like playing with them and like sticking stuff underneath. So
(03:56):
then I leave the restroom and I'm not that far
from the door, and I look up and it's my
boss with one of the salespeople.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Oh why.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
He was going through a.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Divorce, so that made it a little bit sketchier because
he wasn't really, but it was weird.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I was just like, merry Christmas, Hey, guys, a hippy Christmas.
I'll be I'll leave now, Okay, there's not.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
And then every time I saw people naked, but that's
a different story.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Were asking the question what is the most scanless thing
you've ever seen happen at work? Calls up eighty eight
three four three one six When somebody asked this question
on the internet and the answers are hilarious. Another person said,
a manager of a landscape scaping company was sleeping with
the owner's wife.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Man, bosses and owners are really getting it right?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Why And he was talking dirty to her with his
speakerphone on, but his two way radio was keyed, so
everybody at the company heard him talking dirty to the
owner's wife. That's so often, Producer bread, what's the most
(04:58):
scanless thing you've ever seen it work?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
This is not based kind of on the same type
of scandal, but what happened was someone was removed from
their job for doing similar things to what we're talking about,
right the scan and I wasn't there at the company
at the time. The scandalous thing was a new boss
came re hired that person, and that person was just
walking through the hallways and it was just whispers for months,
(05:21):
just like they hired that guy back, but he did
bad things and it was just like all the and
it was like, honestly, it was the talk of the
office for almost a year.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Well, it's definitely before me too, right, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It wasn't even here.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
It wasn't here like way back, I get hired back
after doing bad things.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Definitely before we're asking you.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Question, was the most scandless thing you've seen happen on
the job, because somebody asked that question on the internet,
and the Internet, of course, had a ton of answers.
Here's when somebody's bossed boss. Somebody's boss allegedly mixed her
own pee into the water cooler. What wi the employees
drink it?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Why? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, No, I wouldn't do that. I mean I might never.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I might try to drink my own because I saw
something on TikTok that said it has health benefits. But
I would not have other people drinking unless they wanted to.
If somebody asked me, sure, that'd be interesting.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Okay, yeah, they did have to figure how to price.
It would be a whole thing. But I don't think
table would do that. I think it sounds like this
boss was tired of their nine to five. Yes, because
they did get fired.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Oh crap, that's so gross.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Can't collect unemployment if can quit? You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I used to work at restaurants, you know, most of
my most of my working life has been in the
service industry before this. And one night I was doing
a sidework cleaning up and I was the last person
in there. There was the manager and me I thought,
And then I came around the corner in the kitchen
and on the kitchen counter was the manager in one
of the servers, and they were not doing kitchen things
(06:56):
in there, but Meg got on the counter on the counter, Yeah,
they prep the food.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I'm never eat again.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Do you notice that it's never anybody normal hooking up
with a normal person. It's whatever, like regular employee with
manager every single time.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Right, it really is? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, I mean if you're trying to sleep your way
at the top of the restaurant industry.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
And also there's no point in being a boss if
you don't you know, yeah what, No, I was kidding,
but I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I don't think they ever cleaned that food prep area.
So you're right, Grazer Bread. Yeah, oh no, you may
never want to eat out again. At least you know
what's going on in your own counters at home. Your
phone break out is every single hour in the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that. It's what's training with Nina.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Do you know what's weird about your quizes, Katie is
that all the work is right and just the answers
are wrong. I know, that having a boyfriend may seem
like the most important thing in the world right now,
but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get
guys to like you.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
It's time for America His favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria l Mirrors
in a game of trivia to see who gets to
wear the coveted fake diamond necklace of Trivia for the day.
It's worth worth at least thirty dollars and it is
gorgeous beautiful. Also your chance at Nicki minaj tickets and
let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Jen. What's up, Jen? How's it going good? How are you?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I was doing pretty good on this very cold morning.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
It is chilly out there, jenlightly Maybe a victory will
get you all warm inside. That sounds amazing.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Let's do this.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Are you ready to take on Victoria? I am all right.
Victoria exits studio please?
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I like how Victoria forgets sometimes. Actually every time's out
on their phone. All right, Victoria is leaving the studio. Jen,
here we go.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when Jesse pass and you have
to beat Victor. Victoria has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Okay, Okayping, I'm not super nervous.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Okay, you're super nervous. When you're nervous, you sound very bored.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Okay, I guess we'll do this. Oh well, oh, let's
do this now. Whoa whoo, let's do this now. You
sound sarcastic. Yeah, woo, whatever, It's fine. You know, you
just sound the way you sound. You're nervous. But here
we go, Jen, your time starts now.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Who's the lead singer of the band Panic at the Disco?
Uh pass? Who was the author of the Book of
the Giving Tree.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
In past?
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Where was the capital of the United States first located?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Oh, I'm as they still Watchington.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Who hosted the twenty twenty four Golden Globes.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Oh my gosh, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
No, I don't know if i'd want that job.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Honestly, you can't make any jokes at those things because
as soon as any good jokes, I should say, everybody
who hosted always gets ripped.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
After they were so mean to Taylor Swift. Can you
did you see the mean spirited thing they said?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Taylor Swift.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
You'll find out I'm talking about show some class and
not be mean to Taylor Swift.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Why here you go? All right? Jen? What's something that
you would like the world to know about you?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
That I am a female and a male dominant industry
and I manage and service right for an auto mechanic shop.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh nice, Yeah, great, that's awesome. Okay, Victoria, how you
feeling good?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Sorry? Hia third.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and you have
to beat Jen outright to win.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Sound good? Okay, good? Go What what?
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Who's the lead singer of the band Panic at the Disco?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (11:19):
A guy who is the author of the book The
Giving Tree.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Author Nicholas Something. Where was the capital of the United
States first located.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
New York?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Who hosted the twenty twenty four Golden Globes?
Speaker 7 (11:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
My god? Oh?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
What's his name?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
That's what I'm asking? Oh I don't know, No, I
don't know past who wrote the novel The Adventures of
Tom Sawyer.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Really, that's the last question you end on.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Don't get out of me. I didn't write to you.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
So if that's what they're gonna be, all right, so hard,
thanks they were.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Let's sit it on over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Producer Brad all Right sarcastically bored.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Jen got zero correct and Victoria stumbled her way into
one correct.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, congratulations, Victoria.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Thanks Jen, You're so sweet.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
You get to wear the coveted fake diamond necklace of
trivia for the day.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Where is it?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You don't see?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
It's in the corner. We're there, go look for it.
But Jen, you get Nicki Minaj's tickets just for playing.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
So congratulations, Thank you so much. I don't know, thank
you so much.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I'm sorry that you don't get the coveted fake diamond
necklace of trivia and you get Nicki minajeks instead.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
But congratulations, I find it. I can ship it to you.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
But Victoria had this good job, girls, I got right though.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Let's go to the answers of me.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Brendan Brendon Uri is the lead singer of Panic at
the Disco. Shel Silverstein wrote the book The Giving Tree.
New York City was the capital of the United States. Yeah, well,
Joe Coy is the name of the comedian that host
of the Golden Globes, and then Mark Twain wrote the
novel The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
The same sounds familiar.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yeah, yeah, it sounds familiar.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, he's got a big following on TikTok. Yeah, that's
you're joking, thanks, Jen. No, I'm not completely serious. That
Mark Twain account is fire.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
What Yeah, I've never heard that.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
Look it up.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
So it's traveling with a six pack out. Cool thing.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Okay, it's a little wrap.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Ye like zach Efron or something.
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State University in Michigan is a school. It's a cupil show.
(14:15):
I don't know if it's a good one or not.
But they just released a list of words that are
about to be extinct forever unless we start using them.
So they're trying to save all of these words from
going extinct by asking people to start using them in
their regular vocabulary.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
This is like a public service we're doing.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Yess are funny that know these words?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I think they're the only ones that care to put
the list together. They're ready to rock.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
These are the words that they'd like you to revive. Also,
remember I'm performing at Last Comedy Club this weekend. You
can get tickets at Lastcomedyclub dot com. Will I use
some of these words?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I hope so, probably because the list is pretty funny.
Kerglaugh c R G L A F F.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
What does it mean? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
What a shock felt when you first plunge into water
into cold water? As in he dove into the pool
without thinking and the kerr laugh caused him to shriek
when he came up for air.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
I could seem using it when you jump into cold water,
but more like instead of a profanity, like.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
More like that definitely.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
This is a list of words that Wayne State University
in Michigan has published, asking people to use them in
their vocabulary so that they don't.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Become as extinct. Stut.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I'm trying to picture saying that that kerr glas.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Yeah, I've pictured it a hundred times already, and I
can tell it's every time I get in the shower.
And my question then is do you have to say
it around other people for it to not go extinct?
Because I often get the temperature wrong in the shower
and when I jump in, I could imagine myself going klaf.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Imagine you're doing that too, But that's because you want
to speak a language that nobody else speaks. So you
can be like, I'm brad and I know words that
you do.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I'm very interested in this segment, and there's a lot
of people like that.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
So if you're one of those people, you can just
start doing your part and using these words so that
they cannot go extinct.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Words like coffee clatch okay k.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
E K L A T s H caffee clatch, you
can say when these were used. No, it doesn't, but
they're very old words and they're about to be extinct
and informal social gathering where coffee is served, as in,
after the kids got on the bus, the parents headed
to the porch for their morning caffee clatch.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
What I should totally go extinct? Are you kidding? It's
just easier to say, let's have coffee?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah? Yeah, would you like to come over for a
coffee clatch?
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Use you wait, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Someone should use that like in their dinner bayaflash. You
get all sorts of weird people wanting to match the.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Yeah, listening to use all of these words in.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Your tender bio. Oh my gosh, that would be so funny.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
You want to get together and maybe have a coffee
clatch this weekend? No, I don't like leather and chains.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
It does say latch in it.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
We're going over a list of words that are about
to be extinct forever if we don't start saying them.
It was published by Wayne State University in Michigan, and
they're asking people to use these in your everyday language
so that they don't go away.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Pocky p A w k y pocky w sounds like
an insult, But I'm open to.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
A little pocky today, Bro, that actually works the way
you said it, I think having a mocking or cynical
sense of humor, as in, he had a pucky wit
that undercut his superiors self importance.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I like it a lot. I like it a lot.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Putting it in my signature on my email you can
kind of tell sometimes how words sound what they are. Yeah,
pocky definitely sounds like that. That would be you're feeling
a bit pokey today, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (18:10):
I am.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
I feel like that's like really instead of like a
bro Like, there's different kinds of dudes, right, so there's
like your bro dudes, your preppery dudes, and then you
got your packy dudes. You know, the know at all pockys.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
We're going over a list of words that are about
to be extinct forever and Wadnestate University in Michigan is
asking people to use these words, begging them to use
these words so that that they don't go extinct.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Words like petricore oh p E t R I c
h o R.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Petricore sounds like petrified. It's a pleasant smell that frequently
accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm,
dry weather.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Oh, it's kind of nice. That's actually romantic, great company
name as well.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
He walked outside after the storm, and the petrochore lifted
his spirits.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
I like that one.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
That's kind of like that. I'm not going to use it,
but I like it.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
A large drops rain like all. That's kind of poetic.
So petrocore is a little bit harsh, even though the
thought of what it means is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
The word sounds harsh to you. It does.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
That doesn't sound romantic enough.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Of the petrocor is nice outside. Would you like to
go walk around in it for a while?
Speaker 6 (19:16):
That sounds terrifying.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
It does.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Another word that they're asking people to use so that
it doesn't go as extinct as Pettifogger.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Has the word petty in it? Is that fogging a thing?
Was that frogging? Fogging? Fogging something? There is a thing.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Like they were trying to figure out what it is.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
A Pettifogger is an inferior legal practitioner, especially one especially
one who deals in petty cases or has dubious practices
as and he started with his dreams of being a
Supreme Court justice, but in practice he was just another
ambulance chasing pettifogger, pettifogger used together and also really good,
(20:01):
Like that's on. If you call someone a petti fogger today,
they're not gonna know what hit him.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
It's like a fancy way of being like you loser.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Another word that they're asking people to use so that
it doesn't go extinct.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Rag abbit r A W G A B B I T.
What does this mean?
Speaker 6 (20:22):
Abbit?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
You don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Is a person who speaks confidently but ignorantly, not what
I thought whatsoever. As in my social media is filled
with rag abbits trying to say that they know everything
about how to run the country.
What is the most scanless thing you've ever seen happen
on the job? Call us up eighty eight three fourth
three one six one, texted in four to one oh
six one. I asked the question because somebody posted that
question online, and of course they got a ton of answers,
and the answers are hilarious. So we'll go over that
list and also call us with yours eight eight eight
(00:21):
three four three one o six one eight eight eight
three four three one o six one. What is the
most scanless thing you've ever seen happen on the job.
Here are some of the top responses. A doctor and
nurse were secretly having an affair and nobody knew until
he got mauled by a bear after a rafting trip.
What and the nurse was on the rafting trip with
him and saved his life. What a way for people
(00:43):
to find out though everything was fine, if it wouldn't
have been for that stupid bear.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
My goodness. Another Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Another response to what's the most scanless thing you've ever
seen happen on the job? A woman brought her daughter
to work, Then a day later a coworker said, you
can't bring your daughter to work here anymore. I'm not
allowed to be around children.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh and the whole.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Off at crickets, the whole office. What does that person
still have it?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
What?
Speaker 4 (01:18):
There's so many layers, I know, right.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Three four three six one text in four win six one.
What's the most scandless thing you've seen happen at work? Hey, Cassie, Hi, Hey,
what's the most scandless thing you've seen happen at your job?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
So I fell to sleep at my office where I work.
I was working really late, and I was just trying
to power through, but I just kind of knocked out,
and I guess it was so quiet for a while.
But I woke up and it was midnight, and I'm like,
oh wow, okay, let me get out of here. But
then I hear music and I see my boss as
(01:57):
the owner of the company. He's playing like loud music
at this point, and he's got the coffee grounds from
the day's coffee machine, but he's in his underwear. He's
rubbing them on his body. He's singing along to that song.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
All I do is win win When am I.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Let me up the street?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
So you were working late, you woke up to grab
your stuff and go, And then you just heard loud
music and you looked and saw your boss was rubbing
the office coffee grounds on his body and singing.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
All I do is win, win, win, no matter what.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I was like, I thought I was dreaming and I
wanted to laugh, and at the same time, I just
was like, I gotta go before he sees me.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't ever want to This must be doing good. Yeah,
is he successful?
Speaker 7 (02:52):
Does he win?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
I mean yeah, so I guess it's a ritual one
that's nightly rich.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
It's tightening his skin because if you rub coffee grounds
on your body, it tightens your skin, helps with circuits,
it reduces the appearance of cellulite. So there's actually into
rubbing that on your body, normally in the shower, but
you know whatever.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
It also discovered your bosses on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Like call us up eight and eight three four three
six one text in four one o six one. Imagine
seeing that. Imagine walking around the corner me like, is
that Jim coffee grounds? And Okay, I'm gonna leave, Nina.
What's the most scandless thing you've seen happen at work?
Speaker 6 (03:36):
It was pretty wild. There's a trend here. I think
bosses really got to get it together. But it was
a holiday party and I walked into the bathroom and
I saw two pairs of feet underneath of a bathroom stall,
and it was like rattling a little bit, and I
thought it was just like some of my coworkers, like
just messing around or whatever, and so I was like, ah, whatever,
like playing with them and like sticking stuff underneath. So
(03:56):
then I leave the restroom and I'm not that far
from the door, and I look up and it's my
boss with one of the salespeople.
Speaker 7 (04:02):
Oh why.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
He was going through a.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Divorce, so that made it a little bit sketchier because
he wasn't really, but it was weird.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
I was just like, merry Christmas, Hey, guys, a hippy Christmas.
I'll be I'll leave now, Okay, there's not.
Speaker 6 (04:17):
And then every time I saw people naked, but that's
a different story.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Were asking the question what is the most scanless thing
you've ever seen happen at work? Calls up eighty eight
three four three one six When somebody asked this question
on the internet and the answers are hilarious. Another person said,
a manager of a landscape scaping company was sleeping with
the owner's wife.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
Man, bosses and owners are really getting it right?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Why And he was talking dirty to her with his
speakerphone on, but his two way radio was keyed, so
everybody at the company heard him talking dirty to the
owner's wife. That's so often, Producer bread, what's the most
(04:58):
scanless thing you've ever seen it work?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
This is not based kind of on the same type
of scandal, but what happened was someone was removed from
their job for doing similar things to what we're talking about,
right the scan and I wasn't there at the company
at the time. The scandalous thing was a new boss
came re hired that person, and that person was just
walking through the hallways and it was just whispers for months,
(05:21):
just like they hired that guy back, but he did
bad things and it was just like all the and
it was like, honestly, it was the talk of the
office for almost a year.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Well, it's definitely before me too, right, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It wasn't even here.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
It wasn't here like way back, I get hired back
after doing bad things.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Definitely before we're asking you.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Question, was the most scandless thing you've seen happen on
the job, because somebody asked that question on the internet,
and the Internet, of course, had a ton of answers.
Here's when somebody's bossed boss. Somebody's boss allegedly mixed her
own pee into the water cooler. What wi the employees
drink it?
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Why? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, No, I wouldn't do that. I mean I might never.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I might try to drink my own because I saw
something on TikTok that said it has health benefits. But
I would not have other people drinking unless they wanted to.
If somebody asked me, sure, that'd be interesting.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Okay, yeah, they did have to figure how to price.
It would be a whole thing. But I don't think
table would do that. I think it sounds like this
boss was tired of their nine to five. Yes, because
they did get fired.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Oh crap, that's so gross.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Can't collect unemployment if can quit? You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
I used to work at restaurants, you know, most of
my most of my working life has been in the
service industry before this. And one night I was doing
a sidework cleaning up and I was the last person
in there. There was the manager and me I thought,
And then I came around the corner in the kitchen
and on the kitchen counter was the manager in one
of the servers, and they were not doing kitchen things
(06:56):
in there, but Meg got on the counter on the counter, Yeah,
they prep the food.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I'm never eat again.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Do you notice that it's never anybody normal hooking up
with a normal person. It's whatever, like regular employee with
manager every single time.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Right, it really is? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, I mean if you're trying to sleep your way
at the top of the restaurant industry.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
And also there's no point in being a boss if
you don't you know, yeah what, No, I was kidding,
but I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I don't think they ever cleaned that food prep area.
So you're right, Grazer Bread. Yeah, oh no, you may
never want to eat out again. At least you know
what's going on in your own counters at home. Your
phone break out is every single hour in the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that. It's what's training with Nina.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Do you know what's weird about your quizes, Katie is
that all the work is right and just the answers
are wrong. I know, that having a boyfriend may seem
like the most important thing in the world right now,
but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get
guys to like you.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
It's time for America His favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria l Mirrors
in a game of trivia to see who gets to
wear the coveted fake diamond necklace of Trivia for the day.
It's worth worth at least thirty dollars and it is
gorgeous beautiful. Also your chance at Nicki minaj tickets and
let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Jen. What's up, Jen? How's it going good? How are you?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I was doing pretty good on this very cold morning.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
It is chilly out there, jenlightly Maybe a victory will
get you all warm inside. That sounds amazing.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Let's do this.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Are you ready to take on Victoria? I am all right.
Victoria exits studio please?
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
I like how Victoria forgets sometimes. Actually every time's out
on their phone. All right, Victoria is leaving the studio. Jen,
here we go.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when Jesse pass and you have
to beat Victor. Victoria has to beat you outright to win.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Okay, Okayping, I'm not super nervous.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Okay, you're super nervous. When you're nervous, you sound very bored.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Okay, I guess we'll do this. Oh well, oh, let's
do this now. Whoa whoo, let's do this now. You
sound sarcastic. Yeah, woo, whatever, It's fine. You know, you
just sound the way you sound. You're nervous. But here
we go, Jen, your time starts now.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Who's the lead singer of the band Panic at the Disco?
Uh pass? Who was the author of the Book of
the Giving Tree.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
In past?
Speaker 6 (09:43):
Where was the capital of the United States first located?
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Oh, I'm as they still Watchington.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Who hosted the twenty twenty four Golden Globes.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Oh my gosh, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
No, I don't know if i'd want that job.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Honestly, you can't make any jokes at those things because
as soon as any good jokes, I should say, everybody
who hosted always gets ripped.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
After they were so mean to Taylor Swift. Can you
did you see the mean spirited thing they said?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Taylor Swift.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
You'll find out I'm talking about show some class and
not be mean to Taylor Swift.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Yes, exactly.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Why here you go? All right? Jen? What's something that
you would like the world to know about you?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
That I am a female and a male dominant industry
and I manage and service right for an auto mechanic shop.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh nice, Yeah, great, that's awesome. Okay, Victoria, how you
feeling good?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Sorry? Hia third.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and you have
to beat Jen outright to win.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Sound good? Okay, good? Go What what?
Speaker 6 (11:16):
Who's the lead singer of the band Panic at the Disco?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (11:19):
A guy who is the author of the book The
Giving Tree.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Author Nicholas Something. Where was the capital of the United
States first located.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
New York?
Speaker 6 (11:30):
Who hosted the twenty twenty four Golden Globes?
Speaker 7 (11:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
My god? Oh?
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
What's his name?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
That's what I'm asking? Oh I don't know, No, I
don't know past who wrote the novel The Adventures of
Tom Sawyer.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Really, that's the last question you end on.
Speaker 6 (11:48):
Don't get out of me. I didn't write to you.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
So if that's what they're gonna be, all right, so hard,
thanks they were.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Let's sit it on over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Producer Brad all Right sarcastically bored.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Jen got zero correct and Victoria stumbled her way into
one correct.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, congratulations, Victoria.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Thanks Jen, You're so sweet.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
You get to wear the coveted fake diamond necklace of
trivia for the day.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Where is it?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
You don't see?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
It's in the corner. We're there, go look for it.
But Jen, you get Nicki Minaj's tickets just for playing.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
So congratulations, Thank you so much. I don't know, thank
you so much.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I'm sorry that you don't get the coveted fake diamond
necklace of trivia and you get Nicki minajeks instead.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
But congratulations, I find it. I can ship it to you.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
But Victoria had this good job, girls, I got right though.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Let's go to the answers of me.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
Brendan Brendon Uri is the lead singer of Panic at
the Disco. Shel Silverstein wrote the book The Giving Tree.
New York City was the capital of the United States. Yeah, well,
Joe Coy is the name of the comedian that host
of the Golden Globes, and then Mark Twain wrote the
novel The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
The same sounds familiar.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Yeah, yeah, it sounds familiar.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Yeah, he's got a big following on TikTok. Yeah, that's
you're joking, thanks, Jen. No, I'm not completely serious. That
Mark Twain account is fire.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
What Yeah, I've never heard that.
Speaker 6 (13:21):
Look it up.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
So it's traveling with a six pack out. Cool thing.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
Okay, it's a little wrap.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Ye like zach Efron or something.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
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State University in Michigan is a school. It's a cupil show.
(14:15):
I don't know if it's a good one or not.
But they just released a list of words that are
about to be extinct forever unless we start using them.
So they're trying to save all of these words from
going extinct by asking people to start using them in
their regular vocabulary.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
This is like a public service we're doing.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
Yess are funny that know these words?
Speaker 2 (14:38):
I think they're the only ones that care to put
the list together. They're ready to rock.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
These are the words that they'd like you to revive. Also,
remember I'm performing at Last Comedy Club this weekend. You
can get tickets at Lastcomedyclub dot com. Will I use
some of these words?
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I hope so, probably because the list is pretty funny.
Kerglaugh c R G L A F F.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
What does it mean? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
What a shock felt when you first plunge into water
into cold water? As in he dove into the pool
without thinking and the kerr laugh caused him to shriek
when he came up for air.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
I could seem using it when you jump into cold water,
but more like instead of a profanity, like.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
More like that definitely.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
This is a list of words that Wayne State University
in Michigan has published, asking people to use them in
their vocabulary so that they don't.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Become as extinct. Stut.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I'm trying to picture saying that that kerr glas.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Yeah, I've pictured it a hundred times already, and I
can tell it's every time I get in the shower.
And my question then is do you have to say
it around other people for it to not go extinct?
Because I often get the temperature wrong in the shower
and when I jump in, I could imagine myself going klaf.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Imagine you're doing that too, But that's because you want
to speak a language that nobody else speaks. So you
can be like, I'm brad and I know words that
you do.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
I'm very interested in this segment, and there's a lot
of people like that.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
So if you're one of those people, you can just
start doing your part and using these words so that
they cannot go extinct.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Words like coffee clatch okay k.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
E K L A T s H caffee clatch, you
can say when these were used. No, it doesn't, but
they're very old words and they're about to be extinct
and informal social gathering where coffee is served, as in,
after the kids got on the bus, the parents headed
to the porch for their morning caffee clatch.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
What I should totally go extinct? Are you kidding? It's
just easier to say, let's have coffee?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah? Yeah, would you like to come over for a
coffee clatch?
Speaker 6 (16:53):
Use you wait, that's funny.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Someone should use that like in their dinner bayaflash. You
get all sorts of weird people wanting to match the.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Yeah, listening to use all of these words in.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Your tender bio. Oh my gosh, that would be so funny.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
You want to get together and maybe have a coffee
clatch this weekend? No, I don't like leather and chains.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
It does say latch in it.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
We're going over a list of words that are about
to be extinct forever if we don't start saying them.
It was published by Wayne State University in Michigan, and
they're asking people to use these in your everyday language
so that they don't go away.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Pocky p A w k y pocky w sounds like
an insult, But I'm open to.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
A little pocky today, Bro, that actually works the way
you said it, I think having a mocking or cynical
sense of humor, as in, he had a pucky wit
that undercut his superiors self importance.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I like it a lot. I like it a lot.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Putting it in my signature on my email you can
kind of tell sometimes how words sound what they are. Yeah,
pocky definitely sounds like that. That would be you're feeling
a bit pokey today, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (18:10):
I am.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
I feel like that's like really instead of like a
bro Like, there's different kinds of dudes, right, so there's
like your bro dudes, your preppery dudes, and then you
got your packy dudes. You know, the know at all pockys.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
We're going over a list of words that are about
to be extinct forever and Wadnestate University in Michigan is
asking people to use these words, begging them to use
these words so that that they don't go extinct.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Words like petricore oh p E t R I c
h o R.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Petricore sounds like petrified. It's a pleasant smell that frequently
accompanies the first rain after a long period of warm,
dry weather.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Oh, it's kind of nice. That's actually romantic, great company
name as well.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
He walked outside after the storm, and the petrochore lifted
his spirits.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
I like that one.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
That's kind of like that. I'm not going to use it,
but I like it.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
A large drops rain like all. That's kind of poetic.
So petrocore is a little bit harsh, even though the
thought of what it means is beautiful.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
The word sounds harsh to you. It does.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
That doesn't sound romantic enough.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Of the petrocor is nice outside. Would you like to
go walk around in it for a while?
Speaker 6 (19:16):
That sounds terrifying.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
It does.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Another word that they're asking people to use so that
it doesn't go as extinct as Pettifogger.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Has the word petty in it? Is that fogging a thing?
Was that frogging? Fogging? Fogging something? There is a thing.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Like they were trying to figure out what it is.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
A Pettifogger is an inferior legal practitioner, especially one especially
one who deals in petty cases or has dubious practices
as and he started with his dreams of being a
Supreme Court justice, but in practice he was just another
ambulance chasing pettifogger, pettifogger used together and also really good,
(20:01):
Like that's on. If you call someone a petti fogger today,
they're not gonna know what hit him.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
It's like a fancy way of being like you loser.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Another word that they're asking people to use so that
it doesn't go extinct.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Rag abbit r A W G A B B I T.
What does this mean?
Speaker 6 (20:22):
Abbit?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
You don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Is a person who speaks confidently but ignorantly, not what
I thought whatsoever. As in my social media is filled
with rag abbits trying to say that they know everything
about how to run the country.
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