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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Brandon is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and he thinks that his wife of eleven years named
Tessa might be messing around. So we'll see if we
can help him out. Brandon, I'm sorry you're going through,
but what's up? Why do you think your wife might
be cheating on you?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Because work husbands and wives aren't supposed to actually sleep together.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
WHOA, Yeah, well I thought that was kind of common.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, maybe not for everybody. I don't think that's supposed
to happen. Do you think that's what's happening in this case?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, Tessa Fabian's work wife, you know, and I just
know they're around. We've been family friends ever since they
started working together. Our kids are friends with their kids,
and he's married, but his wife is a flight attendant
so sometimes she's not around. And you know, I never
(00:56):
thought of them two together before, like until last weekend.
I noticed she got a text from him, and this
message was just to her, not in our group chat,
you know that the four of us adults have together.
So I tried to open her phone to look at it,
but she just changed, like she changed her password. Oh,
(01:19):
I asked her, you know, what was it? About and
she just said, oh, I had to do with our
Fourth of July plans that we all have together this weekend.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
And you know, I just started to think back and
remember a moment from.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Last year's holiday celebration we had with the kids and
a few other families, and I remembered walking to a
room and Testa looked a little startled, and they both
like just got like super quiet. And I remember thinking,
you know, that it probably had to do with gifts
or something, But now looking back at it, you know,
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what if it was more and I had just walked
in on something a lot bigger.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Oh yeah, oh man, that well, that sucks right in
the middle of to catch a cheater. And if you're
just joining us, Brandon is on the phone and he
thinks that his wife of eleven years named Tessa might
be cheating. So we're about to call her and pretend
to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards
card member at and tell her that she's this month's
lucky winner of a free Thinking of You gift box
(02:19):
to be sent to anybody that she wants, and we'll
see if she sends that to her husband Brandon or
to somebody else. But before we do that, Brandon, why
don't you break down why you think she might be
cheating again?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah? Well, you know, my wife has become a work
wife now, and.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
After a series of private texts and.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Awkward moments, I suspect that there's a little bit more
going on with them.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Okay, And you said her work husband slash family friend
of yours now is named Fabian. Right, okay, Well we'll
call her right now and see if she sends that
stuff to you or to somebody else, hopefully not Fabian,
but here we go, okay.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Or anyone else?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Right?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah? Good point.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from grocers. I was
looking for our rewards card member named Testas. Hi doesn't
she Hi, Tesla, Please don't hang up. This is not
a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations,
you're this month's big winner. Thank you so much for
shopping with us. Yeah, congratulations, and thank you again for
your business.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Thank you great? What did I want?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Well, maybe you didn't know about. Every single month we
choose one rewards member who gets a free gift from us,
and this month it's a Thinking of You gift box
to be sent to anybody that you want.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
It includes a bunch.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Of wines and meats and cheeses and you know, snack
things like that you can take on a picnic. Also
free flowers too along with it, and you can deliver
it to anybody that you want absolutely free. It's actually
a three hundred and sixteen dollars value, okay, And it's
very simple how it works too. I can take the
(03:58):
information down and it's a matter of and it's over
the phone. I will not ask you for any kind
of credit card information. There is no purchase necessary. You
just want a free gift from us. Or you can
also come down to the store and send in the
customer service line and fill out the forms at a
time that's convenient for you.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Whatever you'd like to do.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Oh no, we can do it now.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh great, okay, well perfect, then I'm ready to go.
And like I said, just takes a few minutes and
you'll get confirmations before we're even off the phone. All
I would need from you would be the first and
last name of the person that you would like to
send the Thinking of You gift box two, and then
if you want to put anything on a card, and
then we'll get the address and that's it.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
Okay cool? Can I find it to Fabians?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
You say, Fabian?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Okay. And is there anything that you want to put
on a card to Fabian?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:49):
In the cards night the thar being so close but
so far from me, this weekend is unbearable. Wait until
we can pop off some fireworks of our own together.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I got it all right, great, well, And the next
thing that I will need is to be able to
tell you that this is actually a radio show.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
It's called The Jewbell Show.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name is Jubal.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And we do a segment called to Catch a Cheater,
where if you think your significant other is cheating, you
see ow they sent flowers to you and your husband,
Brandon is on the phone.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
This doesn't sound good.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
God, I'm kidding me, baby, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh just like that, so so you are cheating.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
We talk about this off air, No talk about it now, honey.
I'm so sorry. Really, I mean, it doesn't doesn't mean anything.
I swear, it really does mean nothing to me.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
What you were saying in your car. You work with him, I.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Think, honey, I love you. I love, our family and
what we have together. Please?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
What you our family?
Speaker 5 (06:17):
How? How do you do something?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
You just threw everything with everything we had away, our family,
our life.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
You threw us away for what for?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I didn't throw away? Please do not throw it away
because I am the idiot. How long has this been
going on doesn't really matter me?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
I mean two years? Whoa you say? Two years? Two years?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Our daughter is only one year old?
Speaker 5 (07:01):
Holy?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Oh no? Wow?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Can we talk about the stare please? I'm so sorry, Kansha.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Our daughter is a year old.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
You've been sleeping with your work husband for two years?
Is there a possibility that I'm not her father? I mean,
are you sure that our daughter is mine?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
No? I'm not sure.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Wow, I'm so sorry. Y yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Oh hey, guys, I have to go. H Thanks for
having me find this out. You might have literally saved
my life from raising another told kid, uh, this is
your official notice that we're getting a divorce. I'll be
gone when you get home, and the next person you'll
hear from will be my.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Lawyer, Brandon hung Tessa, are you still there?
Speaker 5 (08:03):
That was not.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Our our faults?
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Girl?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I think you need to look in the mirror for
a minute.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, you're the one who's been sleeping with your.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Now she hung up, so well good. I really hope
that that is his kid. At least I got out.
I don't well, I don't know if that's what he wants,
but I know that's so terrible. That sucks.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Two years.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
She knew this whole time. She she like, she folded
so easily. Also, it's like, girl, what it didn't matter.
It didn't matter. It's our fault that she got caught. Yeah,