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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Delaney is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend named Ford of eight
months might already be cheating. So we'll see if we
can help her out. Delaney, why do you think that
Ford might be cheating on you?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Because Derek can't keep his mouth shut? Who is that?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Derek is always messing things up?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Story? What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Ford is awesome? We've really been you know, like you said,
we've been again.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
For eight months. We've he actually told me he loved
me last week. I know, it's like he's great. But yes,
the story of Dip Derek. So Ford is great except
for a couple of its friends. And Derek is one
(00:53):
of them because he's he's like a frat guy and
he's ford best friend and he's just an absolute douchebag. Okay,
like like just picture your stereotypical douchebag and that that Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I call him. I call him Dip for short.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
So we're hanging out the other night and makes this
comment about makes his comment about for not being able
to like keep his lips to himself when he gets
a few drinks in.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
So didn't I like didn't think anything of it because
he's a dip.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Ford got like super uncomfortable when he said it.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Okay, so it's like his friend said something he shouldn't
have in front of you, is what it felt like?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, yeah, totally. And so I.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Asked what he was talking about and he just kind
of laughed and he was like, well, wouldn't you like
to know, which like obviously cool. So I asked for
about it later and he said that all he said
was that Dip is an idiot and that he was
just trying to, like, you know, get a rise out
of me.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
But it was weird.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
It was really weird, and I just I don't know
that I trust what he said.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, here he sounds kind of like too dumb to
make that up just to get a rise out of here,
you know.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Well that's what I'm wondering, Yeah, is it? I don't know?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
All right, Well, right in the middle of to Catch
a Cheater And if you're just joining us, Delaney is
on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of
eight months named Ford might be cheating. So we're about
to call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards card member. At and tell
him that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our floral department to anybody that he wants
to send him to, and we'll see he sends those
to his girlfriend Delaney or to somebody else, and if
(03:01):
he is cheating, hopefully we can catch him. Hopefully he's not, though,
But Delaney, why don't you break down why you think
your boyfriend might be cheating again?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, I was hanging out with my boyfriend and his
best friend, who I call Dip Derek because he's a
dip and and and kind of I don't know, spilled
the beans said something about him about Ford not being
able to keep his lips to himself, and Ford was
(03:32):
acting super just super suss.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
After he said it, So I just I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
It feels very weird and I think Dips maybe too
stupid to make that up.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
So okay, all right, well we'll call him right now
and see if he sends the flower see or to
somebody else.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, Hi, this is Corbeck calling from grocers.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I was looking for our rewards car car remember named Ford?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, yeah, this is all right?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Hey, Ford, please.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations and thank you so
much for shopping with us. You're this month's winner. Thank
you very much for your business. I hope you can
hear us all celebrating.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
What I'm sorry, what did I win?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
The flowers?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Okay, flowers?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, okay, maybe you're not aware.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Every single month we choose one Rewards card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral apartment
to anybody that they want, absolutely free. You've just won
thirty six long stin red roses, box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered to anybody all on us.
It's actually a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. So congratulations.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh wow. Okay, And it's.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It's simple how it works. I can take the information
down in a matter of minutes over the phone. I
will not ask you for any kind of credit card information,
nothing like that. You'll get confirmations before we're even done.
Or you're always welcome to come to out of the
store and stand in the customer service line.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Whatever you want to.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Oh no, I would just I think I'll just do
it on the phone.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Great, perfect.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Then I'm set to go here, and like I said,
you'll get a confirmations before we're off the phone, and
all I would need to be the first and last
name of the person you want to send them to,
and then whatever you want to put on a card,
and we'll be good to go.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Okay, it's wild.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I'll send it to.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, Derek, Derek, okay, d d R e K Derek.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Okay, Yeah, d e r e K.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Yeah, you got it. And did you want to include
a card to Derek?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Let me think.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Okay, just right, here's some flowers, douche bag. Okay, this Saturday,
you and me and the fifth a little pulps of
bear question mark. They'll know what it means.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Just to make sure I get this right, he said,
you me a fifth and a little poke the bear.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yeah, poke the bear with the question mark.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay, okay, no questions from me here, but you might
get some questions ahead.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Wait, what what does that mean?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Hey? For this is actually a radio show. It's called
The Jebel Show. Yeah, I mean hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
And my name is Jubal and we do a segment
on the show that's called to catch a cheater where
if you think your significant other might be cheating on you,
you see this and flowers too, So that's your girlfriend, Delaney?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Uh what what? Wait?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:40):
What what does that mean? You me? You say a
fifth and a little poke the bear? What the what
is that? Yeah? I'm just curious. Sounds a little Oh no,
it's what is that?
Speaker 7 (06:57):
It's literally enough, it's not it's just an inside joke.
It's it's literally nothing. It's just something Darby. You said
thirty six roses?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, well, what the hell are you do you love?
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Derek?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Wait
a minute.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
Wait wait, hold on, hold on, wait what the Oh
my god, I'm my brain is exploding.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Hold on? What's poke the Bear mean?
Speaker 7 (07:30):
Relaxed way, It's nothing, It's literally nothing?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
What I mean?
Speaker 2 (07:35):
No, you tell me no, don't tell me a relax Wait?
Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Last week said that you couldn't keep your lips to
yourself when you were drunk.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So I set this up and I thought.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Maybe you were going to send roses to a girl,
and you you sent them to your friend dips Derek.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
What what the wait? What the what the is going on?
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Wait, are you you're one of those freddy like we
do gay stuff together, but we're not gay because we
also like punch each other type relationship. Oh you are not, dude,
I can't. Are you cheating on me with dips Derek?
Like I cannot, I cannot feel it's.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
A good question. I mean, you send him flowers and
the bear like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
There's no way but for you, because there might be
a way.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Is this?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Are you putting stuff together right now? The lady, have
they ever done anything before?
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Made comment about you getting drunk and not being able
to keep your lips to yourself, and you still have
not told me while you're sending why you're sending flowers
to them?
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Then you can't wait to get drunk and play poke
the Bear, which sounds pretty damning forward a bad lie.
Poke the bear? You want to know? You want? You want?
You want the bar game?
Speaker 4 (09:05):
What you get drunk and you you poke your fretty
douchepent friend in.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
The bathroom or some whoa poke poke? What's up? Tell us?
I'll tell you.
Speaker 6 (09:18):
We we go out and we find the biggest ugliest
girl in the bar, and then we play rock paper
sursays to see which one of us is now, just
to see which one of us is.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Going to take her home and hoke the bear.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Oh wow, by the way, lead, so you're lead, So
that means.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You are cheating.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Disgusting.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Don't call me against whoa.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
He's a terrible person, Lenny. He just hung up.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I'm sorry. God.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
I still think it's about begging dip there, but meet
you a little bit maybe, I think I think that's
definitely in there.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
What a loser? Holy yeah, well, thank you guys. I
definitely dodged a bullet.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
There, and there's something wrong with somebody that plays the
game like that.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Dodge dude, I mean, honestly good