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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Derek is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and he's been with his wife Maya for three years,
but now he thinks she might be cheating. So we'll
see if we can help him out. Derek, sorry you
have to come on the show this way, but what's up?
Why do you think Maya might be messing around?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Listen?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'm just really haunted by something I heard in the
dead and night a few days ago.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Really, this is crazy about her.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
She's like talks in her sleep sometimes, which is normally
it's like gibberish, and I'm like whatever, she goes about
to sleep. But the other night, well, it was weird
because she was making certain sounds you know, can you
make when you're okay?
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
I was like, whoa, she's having like a nice little dream. Yeah,
And she says this name three times, Julian, and I'm like,
wait a minute, I might be hearing things, but three
times Julian And now I'm just hearing this name over
and over and over, and I'm like, what is going on?
Speaker 5 (00:58):
Do you know Julian?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I don't. But the other day I saw a text
on her phone and it's from Jeweli.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
No, So so how you can't say it's like a
character or something. Yeah, did you read the text?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
No, I didn't read it. I just saw the name Julian,
So I'm like, my.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Heart, wow, okay, understandable.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Have you checked in with her and asked her anything
about like why she's been acting different or like, Babe,
I heard you last night, Like does she seem like
she's hiding something?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I don't know?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I definitely said, you know, you were sleep talking again
last night and she was like, oh, you know, and
I was like, and I'm just like, what is going on?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I see that's a big difference between men and women
in relationships. Like if that happens to a guy, that
just be like, whatever she's dreaming, I'm not going.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
To say anything.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
A woman has a dream where you cheat on her
and she wakes up angry.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah, do you know what you did in my dream?
I was like, I'm so mad at you. Right now?
She been acting different, yes.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Like she's quiet and often her own little world, and
I'm just like trying to connect with her. And then
in the last few weeks she's been gone on the evenings.
Now she says she's out with friends, but I don't
know seeing was text from Julian. Yeah, and I checked
our credit card statement and there's also a couple of
(02:26):
charges for a lingerie from some store I've never even
heard of, So.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Like, wow, have you seen any lingerie lately? With your wife? Noll?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Right in the middle of to catch a teater and
if you just joined us. Derek is on the phone
and he thinks that his wife of three years named
Maya might be messing around. So we're about to call
her and pretend to be from the grocery store where
she's a rewards card member and say that she's this
month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if she sends those to her husband
(02:59):
Derek to somebody else. But before we do that, Derek,
why don't you catch us up on your situation again.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
So I have a beautiful relationship with my wife. We've
been married, coming up on three years. Excited, but then
the past couple of weeks have been just like weirdness
going on. She wakes up talking in her sleep, which
is normal, but she's said the name Julian like three times,
and she was moaning, and I was like, oh my god,
(03:26):
what is going on? And then I check her phone
and a text from Julian and she's going out with
her girls. And then this lingerie charge, So I I'm lost.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, yeah, all right, Well are you ready for us
to call her and see.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
If we can catch her if she is cheating?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Please?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Hey, this is Corbett calling from grocers. I was looking
for our rewards card member named Maya.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
This this is her.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Hi, Maya, how are you? Please? Don't hang up.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
with the big congratulations. You're this month's winner. Thank you
so much for.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Shopping with us. It makes such a little customers congrats.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Oh wow, so I win something?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yes, maybe you don't know, but every single month we
choose one Rewards card member who gets a free gift
from us, and this month it's flowers delivered from our
floor department to anybody that you want, absolutely free. You've
won thirty six long stim red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want. It's at three hundred and sixteen
dollars value. So congratulations. Oh perfect, And there there's no
(04:34):
purchase necessary. I will not ask you for any kind
of credit card information. It's very simple too, to redeem
the prize. We can do it over the phone if
you know what you want to send it to right now.
I can take the information down in just a few minutes.
I can also set up a time to call you back,
or you're always welcome to come down to the store
and send the customer service line and you'll get confirmations
before we're done here.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
No, I actually think I know the perfect person, so
we can just do it over the phone.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Great, okay, perfect.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm well, the first thing that I would need from
you would be the first and last name of the
person you'd like to send them to, and then we'll
get if you want to put anything on a card
to this person, and then the address and that's it.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Let's set them to Julian.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Julian. Got it? Okay, And do you want to put
anything on a card to Julian?
Speaker 6 (05:24):
Yeah, just put it.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I'm so grateful for your steady hands.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Steady hands, got it?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And Maya. At this point, I'll let you know this
is not a grocery store. This is actually a radio show.
It's called The Jewbel Show.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Hi, I'm Nina. Yeah, I'm Victoria and my name is Jewbel.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
And we do a segment on the show that's called
to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant
other might be messing around you see you, they send
flowers to and your husband, Derek is on the phone.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
What who is Julian? And what is going on?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Derek?
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Wait? Are you on the radio? Are you out of
your mind?
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Right now?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Go back your card man?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
What the heck is going on? Like?
Speaker 6 (06:14):
What are you doing to our relationship?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Darik?
Speaker 6 (06:19):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
What am I talking about?
Speaker 6 (06:23):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
First of all, you're moaning in your sleep, moaning the
name Julian, Julian, Julian. I get a text from him
on your phone. I saw that, Yes, I saw it.
And then this the roses to him, and you're so
grateful for your steady hands.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Maya, How could you, Derek?
Speaker 6 (06:44):
You're an idiot.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
First of all, Julian is gay, so he's definitely not
interested in me. And now my anniversary surprise is ruined
because of you in this stupid phone call.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Anniversary surprise? What kind of surprise?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
What a surprise? What? What's going on?
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Remember how you always said you wanted a portrait of me.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Well, Julian is a world renown oil painter, and for
our third anniversary, the Leather Innniversary, he's been painting a
leather boudoir of me and some leather lingerie for our
third anniversary.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Oh, uncomfortable, spicy? What leather lingerie painting?
Speaker 3 (07:36):
What are you talking about in your Julian?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yeah, I mean, like I said, he's completely day so
he's definitely not interest in me.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
I mean I did have like a, you know, one.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Of those weird dreams about him, but probably that's because
I've been in a studio so much in lingerie for
you for our anniversary.
Speaker 6 (07:57):
So surprised, I.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Guess, Oh my god, may I thought you were cheating
on me with Julian.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
No, no, I'm not cheating on you. Why wouldn't you
just come talk to me about this?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
You really feel like you have to get on the
radio to solve our problems?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Well? Yeah, what was I supposed to think? Look at
everything that's.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Going on, you're supposed to trust me, Derek. I mean, seriously,
we've been married for three years, you know me.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
All of this happening was just too crazy.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I mean, you have to admit that is kind of
hard to hear some your partner screaming out somebody else's
name in the middle of the night while moaning I
don't know, that's kind of disrupted.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
I mean, I guess I could understand where it would
be a bit confusing.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
But now so that now that you know, if you want,
you can come to the studio with me. We're about
to finish up the painting. You can come and hang
out meet Julian. It it looks.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
All cool, Well you know what that would that actually
be great? And on a on a icing on the cake,
can we bring some of that leather home?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Well that was the plan, but not that you've accused
me of cheating on the radio.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
You might just have to look at the picture.