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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on the Jubile Show. Eliza is on the phone
today for to Catch a Cheater. She's been with her
boyfriend Cooper for two years, but now she thinks that
something might be going on, so we'll see if we
can help her out. Eliza, Sorry, you have to come
on the show this way, But what's up? Why do
you think Cooper's cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah? Hi, Yeah, I'm not thrilled about it either, But
just to be frank about it, he has no interest
in any kind of intimacy. I mean I've been throwing
myself at him for the past two weeks and he
keeps coming up with some excuse, like he says that
he's tired or he's not in the mood. But that's
(00:39):
not like him. I Mean, he's usually down whenever, whenever,
and this is not something that's that's in character for him.
And that's that's really concerning.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
It is concerning, but is there anything else going on
in his life? Because for whatever reason, that's super tied
to emotional stuff for dude. So like if they're going
through stuff, uh, they don't talk about it and then
it kind of comes out in the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Sometimes I can't think of anything. I mean, he's having
a good time at work. Nothing is bad there, Everything
is good with his family. I mean he just went
on like a boy's trip recently, Like there's nothing. But
but I can think of that he would be, you know,
up in his head about.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
Are you worrying about the boys?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Is it anything happened?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Uh? I can't imagine. So, like I've I've known those
guys forever and they're good guys. Like I I I
now you not me thinking about it. I don't. I
wouldn't have I wouldn't have said anything. Would would be
possible at that But I mean, like I guess that
is about the same time that he hasn't started behaving hole.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Is it just an intimacy thing or has anything else
been going on?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
No, it's pretty much just the intimacy thing. I mean,
because he's still super cute. I mean, like he brought
me flowers the other day. He's not. I don't feel
like he's inattentive. He's he's home, you know, he's present.
I Like, I literally I can't think of anything.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Do you feel like he's going overboard with how attentive
he is? And in giving you things like do you
feel like he's making up for something?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
No, I mean like this is honestly, this is the
way that he is. That's one of the reasons why
he loved on me is just he's always been really
sweet and you know, make sure that I know that
he's thinking of me.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
Yeah, I feel weird about the not dising it, especially
after our boys trip.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
If you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater.
Eliza is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of two years named Cooper might be messing around.
So we're about to call him and pretend to be
from the grocery store that he's a rewards card member
at and tell him that every single month, we choose
one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from
our Florida department, and we'll see if he sends those
to his girlfriend Eliza or to somebody else. But first, Eliza,
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why don't you break down your situation again real quick?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Everything has been going. I'm great with my boyfriend Cooper
up until about two weeks ago. He doesn't seem any
interest in intimacy, and no matter what I do, I'm
practically throwing myself at him, and he's coming up with excuses,
and that's that's really not like him. I'm kind of concerned,
you know, now that you guys talked about it, maybe
something happened at the boys' trips that kind of turned
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them off. And that's that's concerning.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I hope not didn't mean to, you know, put ideas
in your head, but you know, let's find out.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Yeah, are right? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Okay, yep, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Hello, Hi, this is corrible calling from I was looking
for our Rewards Card member named Cooper. Hi, Cooper, Please
don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with the big congratulations. You're this month's winner.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh cool if I won.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for being such a loyal customer.
I giving them a free gift, and this month it's
flowers delivered from our flooral apartment to anybody that you
want with in the fifty United States, absolutely free. You've
won thirty six long stim red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody so three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Actually, oh cool.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
All I need to get this thing ordered is just
the first and last name of the person that you
want to send them to, anything that you like to
put on a card, and then we'll get with the
address and that'll be get to go.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Sure, but let's do madics.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Madics? Okay? Perfect?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And then do you want to put anything in the
card to medics?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
But I always knew you were of a brief a boxers.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Got more of a brief boxers guy?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Yeah, okay, and thanks for the other night and for
not telling alive hah.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Got it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
This might be talking to you Eliza nos what Yeah,
Eliza knows your nose?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well, this is actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yeah. Hi, I'm Nina.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, I'm Victoria and my name is Jubel.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I didn't know who was because we do a second
call to catch a Cheater, where if you think your
significant other might be messing around you see you, they
send flowers to and your girlfriend Eliza is listening.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Yeah, and your girlfriend Eliza now knows that you're cheating
on me with tumatis what? What?
Speaker 7 (05:30):
What is this?
Speaker 6 (05:32):
What?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm thinking. What is this? You're
one of your best friends?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
WHOA what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
You're cheating on me with your best friend, That's what's happening. No,
that's not it at all.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
I'm not cheating on you. What I'm cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
It's like ridiculous. Why do I think it's because because
you haven't wanted to be intimate for like two weeks now, and.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Now you're sending flowers to some bro and you are
telling him about his boxers of briefs.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Like what the absolute dude?
Speaker 7 (06:05):
What what are you?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Are you gay?
Speaker 7 (06:08):
Now?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
What is happening?
Speaker 7 (06:11):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I'm not gay? And you know me like like.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
We've known each other for you know, years now, we're not.
I'm not gay.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
I just okay, I need some I need some supporting
facts here, Okay, because I have been I've been practically
throwing myself at you, and you have wanted nothing to
do with me, and now you're sending flowers to another
man and I really don't know what to think about this.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
And you're asking him or you're thanking him for not
telling me. I mean, obviously something weird is going on.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Something weird is going on between us. What are you
trying to say that you're sleeping with your friend?
Speaker 4 (06:50):
How?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
How plain do I have to be? I've already said
it like a thousand times.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
On a guy's trip, a chick wasn't involved. What it means?
It wasn't like it wasn't like sleeping with another girl
on this trip. He's mike, bro, we do that here
and there? Oh you knew this?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
What?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
What?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
How? Why? What? This doesn't make any sense. You can't
just hook up with somebody and then claim that it's
not cheating. It doesn't matter if a woman is involved
or not. Your janitals are involved. And that's what I
have a problem with.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
You hook up with your friends.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Yeah, guys do this all the time on guys trips. Okay,
Like we're just hanging out, we're drinking, playing video games.
Something happens. It's not a big deal.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I don't think I've ever been on a guys trip
like that.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
Maybe you haven't, but trust me, a lot of guys
do this.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
It's not a big deal.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh okay do they?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
But this is a big deal. This is a big
deal to me because you are cheating on me. It
doesn't matter if you don't think that you are. I,
oh my god, just just hang up on him. Just
hang up on him. I don't even know what's going.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
On, Eliza. I did. I did hang up on him.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, it sounds like his definition of cheating in yours
are quite a bit different.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
It feels like an unusual situation.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
First.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Yeah, how can he not think.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
That mine is very different as well? So I'm yeah,
I'm sorry, but you know, at least you found out.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
I think it's something you decided you're okay.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
With or not.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I don't know. We have a lot of a lot
of thinking to do.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
I'm sorry. Well, let us know if you need anything
from us.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Okay, thanks guys. Did he actually say that they just
play video games and hook up like that's normal?
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
The Jew will show to catch a cheater.