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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Only on the Jubile Show, Rachel is on the phone
today for to catch a Cheater and she thinks that
her boyfriend of five years named David might be messing around,
so we'll see if we can help her out. Rachel, Sorry,
you're going through this, but what's up. Why do you
think David might be cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Well, okay, we've been together for five years, so I
know him very well, and his behavior is just like
things are changing, like little things, and I'm starting to
notice it because it's becoming more and more things every day.
Like he always has this phone face down that's like
a and saying that, yeah, face down, so I can't
(00:41):
see his screen.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Okay, And it wasn't that way before.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
No, I mean like he was never conscious about it.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
He tries to like, you know, do it like super
like nonchalant, but it's but it's like, okay, I just
saw what you did, right.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
It's not like we're you know, it's not like we're
having a conversation.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
And he's like, I'm gonna put my feet my phone
down just so I don't get any distractions because I
want to be talking to you. It's just like it's
like in the weirdest time, Like we're just like in
the kitchen making some lunch and he's like puts his
phone face down and I'm like okay, and.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Then you know, we have a DoorDash agawn.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I wanted to like order door dash in my account
has been kind of funny. So I was like, oh, here,
give me your phone. I'm going to order some DoorDash
and he's like no, no, no, I got it. And I
was like I just like let me. I want to
see like what they have, like you know this place
that we order from, like they have new things and stuff.
And I'm like he's like no, no, like to tell
me what you want.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I was like, you would order the doorsh yourself.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Yeah, like he wouldn't. And he's like yeah, He's like, oh,
let's just do it on the computer.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Like I'm like, okay, you know, do not disturb on
your phone. Like He's like it was weird that it
was on, Like I've never seen him put it on before,
and he I think he had it on. So I
was just like, I'm going to just make and so
I went and texted him and nothing came up on
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his phone, and so I was like, okay to service on.
So if anything came through, that was like suspect we
wouldn't see it.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Wow, he's putting a lot of thought into this. I
was going to say, there's a lot going on here.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
And lastly, like this is like the most which is interesting.
So like he's like on a mission to get fit,
which I appreciate. And you know, we were really like
we were really into working out together for a long
time and then like you know, work kind of got
a little busy.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
For him, so then like not so much and then
now he's.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Like I've got to do it, and he's kind of
doing it enough times and I can't really work out.
But he is gone for like two three hours at
the gym. He's like I'm He's like, I'm I me
at the gym for two I was like what, Like
I'm the first time, I was like where are you?
What's going on? And he's like, I'm still at the gym.
And I hate to say this, but like his like
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nothing has changed in his body, but he like literally
is like there every day.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I feel so bad, but like he's he's not like
he's like.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I'm like, oh yeah, he's like gaining muscle, Like guy's
get muscles so fast and there's like no change.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
And also like he comes home and he's like drenched
in sweats. I'm like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You somehow? But it seems like it seems like he's
been working out.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Yeah, it seems like he's working out, but like he's
out of brass and like you know that, like nothing
is changing.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Well okay, maybe his body just doesn't. I don't know.
That's wild.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, Like I know his body, so like you can
tell when he starts working out. But it's weird because
like nothing's changing, but he looks like he's working out
because he comes home all sweating and.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Out of breath. Huh. Rachel is on the phone and
she thinks that her boyfriend of five years named David
might be cheating. So we're about to call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a
rewards card member at and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those to his girlfriend Rachel or to somebody else.
(04:08):
But before we do that, Rachel, why don't you go
over again real quick? Why do you think he might
be cheating?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Phone facing down all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
The door dash thing was weird, Like I wanted to
order DoorDash and my DoorDash has been weird, and I
was like, oh, let me, let's disorder on your phone
and he was like, oh, but I'll just do it.
And I was like, okay, let me just see what
they have and he's like no, no, no, no no. And
then we eventually ended up going to the computer because
he was like, you know, he's doing a computer way.
(04:39):
He's been working out and like his body is not changing,
but he's definitely coming home sweaty and out of breast,
and so there's definitely some working out, some happening of something.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah. Overall, he's just being kind of shady.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
All right, Well, are you ready for us to call him?
I am, okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Hi, this is Corbett calling from who was looking for
our rewards card member named David.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Uh yeah, this is him.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
What's up?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
David? Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually calling with the big congratulations you're
this month's winner.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool. What I win?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Oh well, you won the flowers?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Oh I didn't know you guys did flowers.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Okay, oh yeah, maybe you haven't seen the ads in
the store. But anyway, every single month we choose one
Lucky Rewards member that gets a free gift from us,
and it's flowers delivered from our floral department to anybody
that you want, absolutely free. You've won thirty six long
stim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and
a car to be delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Okay, great, I guess this is cool.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
And it's very simple. All I would need from you
would be the first and last name of the person
you want to send them to, and then we'll get
if you want to put anything on a card and
the address and that'll be it. All right, Wow, all.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Right, let's send him to Bethany.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Bethany. Got it? Okay? And did you want to put
anything on the card to Bethany?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah? I do.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Let's write thank you for being so kind and patient
for my during my situation.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Kind and patient during your situation. Okay.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I can't wait to afford my own place one day,
so I can have you over?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Got it? Got that down, Thank you very much, David.
And at this point I'll let you know this is
actually a radio show. It's called the Jubil Show. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Hi, I'm Nina.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jubal. How are you?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Uh what?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, we did a segment on our show that's called
to Catch a Cheeta where if you think your significant
other might be messing around you see you, they send
flowers too, and your girlfriend Rachel is actually on the phone.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Wow, what the hell, David? Like, what is this?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Like?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
You can't wait to what like have your own plate
so you can have Bethany over? What the hell?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Uh, I don't really think this form? Do you have
this conversation form? Then? When were you going to tell me?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Like? Who is that?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
What are you talking about? It's Dave, it's not a
big deal.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
It's like, it's not what you think it's it's not
a big deal.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I mean you always have your phone down. You literally
are so weird with me looking at your phone at
I didn't give a moment.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
You've been gone for like, you know, three hours every day,
Like what is it that you're.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
What do you think? Like like, what are you happening?
What are you happening? I mean, I'm going to the gym.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Obviously you're seeing me come back sweaty and like out
of breath. I'm in there working working out, So that's
not that's not really are you really working hard?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
For sure? But like, are you going to the gym
because your body has not changed one bit? What is
Don told me it takes time.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I started taking greatine.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
It just takes a minute, three hours night.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
And then why are we talking about this when you
haven't told me who the Stephany is?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Who is she? And what situation is that you can
afford your own place? Like what to have her over?
What are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
All right, fine, whatever? Yeah, So I've been seeing this girl,
her news Bethany, and I told her I live with
my ex, but I sleep on the couch and hopefully
I'll be getting my own place soon. And that's the situation.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Really, what, Steven, how long has this been going on? Like?
What do you how long have you been talking to
this bestiny girl? What's the.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Well? I'm being honest now, so I might as well
just kind of come clean. We've been hanging out for
about a month.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
And a half.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
You know, when I've been saying I'm on to the gym,
it's to kind of really hang out with her. And
when I get home, I'll park the car and you
know a little bit ways down the road and I'll
just shack up all the heat in the car and
get all sweaty and do some jump of jacks and
flanks and whatever.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
To get.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
That's wow, why I come home sweaty?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Dude?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
You don't even sound sorry at all.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, you're a psychopath. You're psycho path.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
You're not only chet on me, but then you're like
going through all this effort and like being in your
car and putting on the here like a freak show,
Like what the hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I don't I don't know what's wrong with me.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
You know, I'm trying to go to therapy and trying.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
To out with me and just help me. Oh god,
a vulnerable help me.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Wow, you're oh no, no, I just found out on my
bree of five years has been cheating on me. And
it's like a psychopath telling me lies every single day,
trying to like get his like next relationship in order
so that like this relationship just dissolves like, like what,
I just I can't believe you, like this is just crazy.
(10:17):
I just I'm done. I'm done, and congratulations, I am
your ex. Now so I'm taking you out of the
so you can go live with Stetham.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
But babe, can we talk about this week later? This
guy now, no,