Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Only on the Jubile Show, Henry is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater and he thinks that
his wife of nine years might be messing around. So
we'll see if we can help him out. Henry, I'm
sorry you have to come on the show this way,
But what's up? Why do you think that Emma might
be cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Man?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
So, like you said, we were married nine years.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
You know, we've had for the most part, I guess
a good relationship.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I thought it was good, you know. But yeah, she's
cheating on me, man.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
So what makes you think that? Though? Is she acting
different or what happened?
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Well, it all has to do with docker, right, my daughter.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
We have one daughter, Casey between us, you know.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
And she's ten.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
So this year she's in her second year playing soccer,
and it.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Is soccer has.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Got me thinking that that Emma is cheating.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
In fact, I know she's cheating.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
I mean she is.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It is like things were good between.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Us for a long time whatever Since soccer, man, her
behavior is changing.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Uh, and I just can't shake it. I can't. I
know she's cheating on me.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Who do you think she's cheating on you.
Speaker 6 (01:17):
With Oh oh yeah, no, it's it's the coach. We
go to the games, you know together, right, but during matches,
you know, Emma will often just like disappear during halftime,
you know, like we take a little break, you know,
the kids get some water and stuff, you know, and
(01:37):
I'm there, of course in the skylines, you know, helping.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Casey with her water and everything. But yeah, where's Emma,
you know, and where's coach?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
You know, I feel like, you know, she comes back
and she's she's laughing and flirty.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
You know.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Uh, dude, one time, I think she even smelled like
vodka cranberry. She gets slurry, you know, she starts slurring
her speech and stuff. He starts she gets actively like
much more aggressive on the second half of the game,
like starts yelling through the game.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
You know, I'm not the only one.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
That noticed, too, man, other parents also know. They even
said something to me. You know, it's just like it
seems like your wife is getting a little bit more
into it in the second half.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You know, I know what they're staying. You know, I
know what they mean. You know, it'll show.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Up to the game and like super tight shorts, you know,
like that just show off her curves and then like
a low cut top and you know, I mean a
push up from like it's just a push it out there.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Man.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Like, I'm like, you don't even dress like that for me.
You know, where are these clothes coming from?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
You know?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Right, she dresses down. She's a mom, and if she
just wants to feel good, that's fine too. But I
really feel like she's just trying to get in there
with Coach Ran in.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
The middle of to catch a cheater if you're just
joining us. Henry is on the phone and he thinks
that his wife of nine years named Emma might be cheating.
So we're about to call her and pretend to be
from the grocery store that she's a rewards card remember
at and say that every month we choose one lucky
Rewards member who gets a free gift from us, and
this month we're celebrating dads. So she's won a free
(03:08):
home Depot one hundred dollars gift card.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yeah, I don't know, that's not like it would work.
And Dad's love Depot.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah no, I would go for that, all right.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Cool, she's won one hundred dollars gift card to send
to the man in her life. Perfect, and we'll see
if she sends that to Henry or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Henry, why don't you break
down your situation for us again real quick.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah, So me and my wife we've been together for
nine years. We started playing soccer with our daughter, Casey,
who is in her second year.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
And then Emma starts dressing.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Sexty and going to the games and getting drunk during
halftime with the coach, and you know.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
It just seems to be like a little suspicious.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
All right, well, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, please?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
All right, Hello, hey, this is corrible calling from I
was looking for our rewards card member named Emma. Hi Ema,
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with some big congratulations. You're this month's winner.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Wait what? Wait when?
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Oh well, maybe you don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Every single month we choose one random rewards card member
who gets a free gift from us, and this month
we're celebrating the special men in your life. But you've
won one hundred dollars Home Depot gift card.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Oh my god, that's awesome. That's great.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
First thing I will need from you would be the name,
the first and last name of the person you want
to send them to. And then if you want to
put anything on a card, and then we'll get the
address and it'll be good to go.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Okay, yeah, it's it's Matt.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
Got it?
Speaker 8 (05:00):
And then for the note, can you put for the
coach that scores every time? And then can you can
you underline every and then put like a winky face
after it?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I uh, I can definitely not do that for you,
but I can, like you know that this is actually
the Jubal Show.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
It's a radio show.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah, hi am Nina.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jubal and this
is radio thing we do called to katcha Cheeta where
if you think your significant other might be messing around
you see you they send things to and your husband
Henry is on the phone.
Speaker 7 (05:39):
Actually you.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Are you with me?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Daughter is on the field. No gift card. Why wouldn't
you send that gift Cardia? Oh my god?
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Oh my gotcha things Henry, reach god? Oh what is
happening right now? Okay, Henry, you just.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Shot out.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
The coach Matt like scores every time. What the hell
does that mean? Man? You scored everyone?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Coach?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Everyone knows you're drunk.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I'm a drunk.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
You're just drunk. You're drunk right.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Now, Coach, I'm drunk right now.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
Coach Matt is a man, and he he's the man.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
He's a man that you're hitting other dads. They tell
me that you hit on him when I'm not around
the game. I didn't want to. I didn't want to
believe it.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
No, I want to believe that.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Sun yet proved it right now. Not only are you talking,
it's not even talking the coach.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Are you d.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
No, I'm not you are.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I could smell it through the phone.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
Okay, Yeah, you wonder why I want to hang out
with coach Matt because he's fun. You're a wet blanket.
You're boring. You know, I to have son at the games.
You don't support the kids, and you are.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Just not fun.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
So you are cheating with your with the soccer coach.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Look you know what?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead. You want to put me
on the radio.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, yep, I can't believe him.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Oh you can't believe it. I know it.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I knew you were. I know you were. I couldn't
believe you admitted it on the radio.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Well, you don't want to put me on the radio.
What am I supposed to do?
Speaker 9 (07:56):
Well, if you've really been as blatant as Henry said,
then I think that this isn't a surprise to anybody.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah okay, so yeah, so you knew you were gonna
get caught.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
You don't care, you don't care.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I don't not really, man, not really.
Speaker 8 (08:11):
Coach Matt is hot and he loves Casey, and Henry
is just not doing it anymore.
Speaker 9 (08:20):
You're not worried about your daughter and how everybody is
seeing you prancing around at these summer games.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Like everyone loves me? What are you talking about? Okay,
I'm fine, I'm the spirit animal.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
It's good. Okay, I'm not worried about it. I'm not worried.
Casey is cool, she will be fine. Soccer, Yeah, okay,
she loves soccer, she loves the coach, and you know what,
it's sometimes better to just break it off.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Okay, Well, thank you for your time, Mamma.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Do I get my gift card?
Speaker 7 (08:58):
No? Definitely drunk, Henry, are you still there?
Speaker 5 (09:01):
I'm so sorry, Henry, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
She's going to be hearing from my lawyer.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
That's just that's just a you know, I appreciate you guys,
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
I'm sorry that she was such a mess and that
such a drunk. I mean, I'm sorry. I got angry
and upset.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Obviously.
Speaker 10 (09:21):
I think you can understand.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
I apologize for anything.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah, I got it. I got to make some calls.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
I got to make sure that first of all, my
daughter isn't going to be picked up from school by
that woman. Now it was soon to be my explain,
but you will show this
Speaker 5 (09:41):
To catch a cheater.