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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show,
Izzy is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of a year
might be messing around. So we'll see if we can
help her out. But before we do that, let's find
out what's going on. Is he Why do you think
your boyfriend might be cheating on you?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Because he's been slowly moving things out of the apartment.
Like what's crazy if he's doing all this is if
I wouldn't even.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Notice, oh, like his clothes and stuff.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
For what like like like everything small things Like the
other day I was looking for something and then I
realized that his closet and had like many things missing, right,
like Surets pants and then like even his underwear, his stock,
some of his shoes, And I'm like, Okay, that's really
strength's not even like where's it going?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Well, yeah, and he hasn't talked to you about at all.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
No, he's not saying anything.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
And like I then after that, I saw like, you know,
like moving paye for the boxes and stuff, and then
he also was like.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Hiding the boxes.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
So I think he's definitely moving out, but he hasn't
said anything, and I'm like, okay, well why hide the
boxes if it's If it's not a secret, then like
you know, what's I don't know. It's it's really strange.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
So we're sure it's moving and not just like purging
or like donating.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
No, he's not even a donator. That's why it's like okay,
and like if you are, why wouldn't you say something?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, So he's like I think he's just slowly moving out,
and like we haven't talked about anything. I think one
day I'm gonna wake up and he's just gonna be gone.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
That would suck so bad. Yeah, yeah, that is weird.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
All right, Well we'll see. Yeah, we can figure it
out for you. Then Izzy is on the phone and
she thinks that her boyfriend of a year named Duncan
might be cheating on her. So we're about to call
him and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards card member and tell him every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards memory who gets free flowers
delivered from us, and we'll see he sends those flowers
(02:01):
to his girlfriend Izzy or to somebody else. But first,
is he why don't you remind us about your situation again?
Why do you think he's cheating?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Well, I think Duncan's seating because he's been moving things
out of the apartment, and like he's doing it like
as if I wouldn't notice. He hasn't sped anything like
like shirts, khaki shorts.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
You know, shoes or missions.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
And then like I saw like a roll of tape
for like, you know, boxes that you're moving and stuff.
I saw that, and then he was also hiding boxes,
and so I just think that slowly he's making his
way out, and then I don't know, maybe I'm gonna
wake up one day and he's gonna be completely gone.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
It's so terrible, I hope not.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
All right, Well, here we go. I'm gonna dial his
phone number right now. Okay, Hi, this is Corpbor calling
from grocers. I was looking for our rewards card, remember
named Duncan. Yeah, Hey, Duncan, how are you? Please don't
hang up. This is not a marketing phone call. I'm
(03:01):
actually calling with a big congratulations. You're this month's winter.
Thank you so much for shopping with us. I hope
you can hear us clock.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
So what about weird?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh well, I don't know if you know this or not,
but every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member
who gets a free gift from us, and it's flowers
delivered from our floral apartment to anybody that you want,
absolutely free. You've won thirty six long simbred roses, a
box of candy or chocolate, and a card to be
delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah, it's actually a three hundred and sixteen dollars value
and it is all legit. I will not ask you
for any kind of credit card information. It also is
a very easy how it works. I can take the
information in a matter of minutes over the phone. You'll
get confirmations before we're even done. If you know who
you want to send them to now, I'm prepared to
do that. I can also set up a time and
call you back, or you can always come down to
the store and fill out the paperwork in the customer
(03:52):
service area, whatever you'd like to do.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Uh, you know what, No, I can just give it
information now and we can just go from there.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Okay, great, I've got my forms all pulled up. I
just would need to get the first and last name
of the person you want to send them to and
then whatever you want to put on a card and
then the address and it will be good to go. Yeah,
I want I want to say Peyton. You say Peyton? Yeah, Peyton? Okay,
I got that? Why? Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Cool?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
And do you do you want to put anything on
a card to Peyton? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
This is actually a really important one, so yeah, I
definitely do. Let me say, I'm so glad we're back together, baby,
I love you so much and the life we're about
to build.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Together, I cannot do that for you. Why No, This
is actually a radio show. It's called The Jubile Show,
and we do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other
might be cheating, you see who they send flowers to
and your girlfriend is he is actually on the phone.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Yeah you kidding me? Duncan the person who said with
a lazy lay?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Really? Really?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Is that why you're being a glittering snake and moving
you're out one by one?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Not because you're you're orphans? Yeah, why what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Dude?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
Like?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Why are you you know I'm packing my stuff in the.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
First Stevie wonder Dude, I've eyeballs.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
I see you're moving out stuff slowly.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Like, what do you mean how do you roll? What?
Am I? Idiot?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I am?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Because somebody else.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Like you're what Duncan?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
What?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
What say?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Something smart? For one?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Go on? I've said smart thing before. I don't hear that.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
That's not true.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
That's your rebuttal nice Okay, go on, idiot, you need to.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Really like comy off.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
You're being extremely rude right now.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Calmed down the person that you have been.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Dating for a year.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Calm down the person that you've been spending time with.
Calm down the person that you've been I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Okay, Like you're acting like we're married.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
What's so?
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
So, Duncan, we've been together for a year and I
find out the radio station that you're sending flowers to
your act that you're getting back together with.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
I mean, yeah, you did find out, but you don't
have to be rude about it.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Okay, So you're not denying?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Wow buddy, Wow?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah, okay, So it should be polite. That's what we're
focused on right now. Got it. I'm to tell you,
I literally is going to tell you.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
But like you're reacting literally how I figured you react?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
How is she supposed to react?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
She just found out that you're cheating on her with
your ex and getting back together with her, and you
haven't told.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Her right and your appropriate responses at me to be polite.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
You're leaving out of my place?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Been crazy?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
Now I don't want to deal with that.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
How is that crazy? I don't want to deal with that.
Do you're dating her?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
You're absolutely right, because I am breaking up with you.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Really, I literally just broke up with you.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
I'm pretty sure it ended a long long time ago,
and then you creeping your stuff out was kind of
solidifying it.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
So I mean, yeah, I mean you're somewhat right.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
I mean we've been kind of like separating for but
I mean, like technically I said first, so you can't
break it with me when I'm breaking up.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
With you, You're going to stay leaning endo that right way.
It looks like you guys are breaking up though, and Izy,
I'm sorry that you had to find out that way.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, but probably for the best. Yeah yeah, yeah he sucks.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
So he can go back to his lazy leg whatever
he needs.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I never said she was a lazy I said she
was a starfish.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
And for the record, I broke it with you first.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
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