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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.
Jeremy is on the phone today for to catch cheeter.
He's been married to his wife Sarah for four years,
but now he thinks that something might be going on,
so we'll see if we can help him out. Jeremy, sorry,
you have to come on the show this way. But
what's up?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Man?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Why do you think that Sarah is cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I love my wife. She's things have usually been really great.
We've been, like you said, married four years and have
a beautiful little daughter.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
She's four, Emma.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You know, after she was born, you know, Sarah, what
is my wife? Sorry, she decided that that she was
going to do the whole state home thing, well, you know,
at least until Emma was in school. And she can
never really get a break with him until I get home.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
And so I.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Recently I was I was happy to learn that, you know, Sarah,
she she found someone at She's been going into these
like play zones, you know, I'm I'm sure you're familiar
with those, uh for kids, you know, so that Emma
could have someone else to have a play date with.
I thought it was great because then that way Sarah
(01:13):
could also hopefully, you know, she could have some her time,
you know, while I was running around like like a
crazy little child and making friends, and I thought it
would be really nice for both of them. She'd take
em over to this this kid's house and then and
leave for a bit, or at least that's what I
(01:34):
thought would happen. But then I found out that Sarah,
Sarah has been staying the whole time, which you know,
it started just as a few hours, but then as
time went on, Sarah wouldn't get home with Emma until
after I got home, which kind of for me, like
(01:55):
was a bit of a mind trip.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
It wasn't a big deal to me.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
And Emma started talking about the other day she mentioned
Uncle Andy, and Uncle Andy is this other kid her
playdates dad?
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Obviously that was a surprise to me.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Maybe it's you know, wrong of me to assume, but
I just assumed it was another woman, and she never
said that it was a guy. And as I mentioned,
she's been getting home later and later we kind of
miss each other because of work, and then when they
get home, and you know, they've even had playdates at
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our place, and he's always gone by the time I
get here, and it just feels a little suspect.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I really trust my wife.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You're not super comfy with your wife hanging out with
the single daddy.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I get it a single daddy.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
And also, you know she likes to have an afternoon
glass or two sometimes. And I also know that like
when she's drinking, she can get a little frisky sometimes.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Sorry, man, that sucks that you're going through it right
in the middle of the catch a teater if you're
just joining us. Jeremy is on the phone. He's been
with his wife for four years and now he thinks
that she might be messing around. So we're about to
call her and pretend to be from the grocery store
that she's a rewards card member and say that every
single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets
free flowers from our brand new and improved floral apartment
(03:21):
deliver to anybody that they want. We'll see if she
sends those to Jeremy, your husband, or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Jeremy, why don't you break
it down again one more time? Why do you think
she's cheating?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, I just I work a lot, and she's been
having these playdates with a friend's kid, and the friend's
kid has the other kid has a dad Andy or
uncle Andy, as my daughter has been calling him and
my wife enjoys drinking, and they've been hanging out a
(03:52):
lot more and more lately. And I'm wondering if I've
never met this guy because something that's going on.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
All right, man, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yeah? I mean I'm a nervous but yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
All right, here we go. I'm gonna doll her phon
number right now.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Hi, this is Corbyn calling from I was looking for
a Rewards Card member named Sarah.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Uh, that's her.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Hi, Sarah, how are you? Please? Don't hang up. This
is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with
good news. Congratulations, you're this month's big winner.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I thank you. I guess what did I win?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Oh? Maybe you're not aware. Every single month we choose
one Rewards Card member to select that gets free flowers
delivered from our new and improved floral apartment. You've won
thirty six long stem red roses, box candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
want within the fifty United States. Absolutely free.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Oh that's so nice.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, asolutely, no problem. Here's how it works. It's very simple.
You'll get email confirmation on everything. I can take the
information in just a matter of minutes over the phone.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Uh yeah, I know, I can now.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Great, the information don't need to get from you. First
will be the first and last name of the person,
and then if you want to put anything on a card,
and then we'll get the address and be good to go.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Okay, can you just put for Andy Andy?
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Okay, last name on that. Okay, got that down. And
is there anything you'd like to put on a card
to Andy?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Can you put.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
For all the Rose ceremonies you missed out on?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
All the Rose ceremonies you missed out on?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Great. I would get the address, but I can't do
that because this is actually a radio show. This is
the Jewbel Show.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Hi, I'm Nina.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Hi, I'm Victoria, and my name is Jewbell. We do
a segment on the show. It's called to catch a
Cheater and what that is If you think you're significant other,
I'm messing around you, see you. They send flowers to
and Sarah. Your husband Jeremy is actually on the phone.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Hey, wait, La to react. So, what's what's going on?
I'm very confused you you're laughing about this, the fact
that you're sending flowers to Andy, this guy who I've
never met.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
What's going.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
I am laughing? Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Why why are you sending him flowers?
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Well? Because I am just I am in love?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
What No, I'm going to run away and okay that's
the plan.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Are you serious about that?
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Are you serious? I heard joking?
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Boy, I don't know what she's doing.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
What is going on? Baby man?
Speaker 5 (07:05):
To have bonded with in a way that you and I.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Cannot Okay, I don't understand. What's why? Is this funny? Sarah?
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Like, is this like a way of trying to get
back in me because I'm never home a sarcasm. I'm
sorry that I can't always be around like this Andy guy.
But you know, I don't know whatever's going on with
you and him, But like we obviously we can work
through this.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I think now's the time to explain to your husband
what's up. He's pretty worried.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Okay, maybe what is going on? Thank you? Everything just said.
That's so sweet. Man. If I had known that all
it would have taken. Was you thinking that I'm cheating
on you?
Speaker 6 (07:48):
It's for you to change, man, I would have done
this a lot early.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Oh my god, Hey, I love you. Everything's okay. I
have been hanging.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Over you too. Are so confused.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It's okay.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Andy is supper gay? You and I have become very
good friends. Yes. So we met when I was taking
Emma to the play.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Zone, and we talked about how we love the cheesy,
you know, romance competition shows like Love Is Blind and
The Bachelor and everything, and so we made plans to
have the kids get together and while they're playing, we're
watching The Bachelor and drinking wine and having a fantastic time.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
I just thought it would sound weird that I was
hanging out with a guy all day if I didn't.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I didn't think I needed to say anything. And I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
I know you can be a little bit callous sometimes.
I promise you, though, I swear on everything. Nothing is
going on. He's become my playdates. This way for me
more than it is Emma. He's he's a very good friend,
I promise.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Very gay.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Is that the funny part? Sarah is that why this
was so funny in the beginning.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, it's funny because he's he is gay, but also
because I think it's funny that the whole roast ceremony
comment on the card could be misconstrued when Lily, I'm
just talking about the Bachelor because his biggest dream is
to be on the Bachelor.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
My God, we.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Should have him over for dinner and then I can
meet him, and I'll leave work early and and we'll
have a nice dinner and I can and I can feel,
I can see.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Why you're doing what you're doing. I get, I don't know.
I love you. I'm confused. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
What a relief, though, Baby, I love you so much,
and I know Andy is excited to meet you.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
He's already seen pictures. To be honest, I'm worried that
that you'll leave me for him, not me leaving
Speaker 1 (10:10):
The jubile shows to catch a cheater.