Piper & Declan: She Thought Her Husband Was Cheating… But His Secret Was WAY Stranger 😳

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Piper is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her husband of five years named
Declan might be messing around. So we'll see if we
can help her out. But before we do that, Piper,
why do you think your husband might be cheating?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I think he is taking some bougie to a spa.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Whoa okay, hot to a spa?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah, okay, an expensive spa.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Wow, why do you think that?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Uh So, I'm looking at our credit card statement he's
taking out he took out last month. He took it
a hundred bucks twice. Oh so then I go back
and look and he's been doing it twice a month
for the last four months.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Okay, so interesting.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'm checking on his calendar, checking his schedule. He has
out of office meeting every other Thursday, every single week,
every other Thursday for the last four months. And I
followed him. He's going to a bougie swap spa. He
is going to a bougie spa.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Okay, so you actually you actually followed him to see
what he was doing on these Thursdays. What are you
getting at bougie spa for one hundred dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I don't know. I mean, is he pampering some bougie
and then getting it on the.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Back, I mean, right, or is it one of those
places where you get those special massages.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I don't. I mean, I don't want to freak you
out anymore now, just you know, a spiral. I'm not
trying to add fuel to your fire, but I mean,
I'm just trying to think of things that could be
going on. And he he hasn't told you anything about this, No, nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
He's just taking money from the credit card twice every
other week, every other Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
That part is weird, like taking the cash out. Yeah,
well even going there, she followed him and not telling
you what he's doing, and.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Every day buying her spa treatments.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Right, maybe he's meeting up for someone right in the
middle of to catch a cheater. And if you're just
joining us, Piper is on the phone, and Piper thinks
that her husband of five years might be cheating. So
we're about to call him and present to me from
the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at
and tell him that he's this month's lucky winner of
free flowers delivered from our floor department and we'll see
if he sensos to his wife, Piper or to somebody else.

(02:24):
But before we do that, Piper, why don't you refresh
our memory on why you think he might be cheating?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
So he is taking one hundred dollars out of our
credit card twice a month for the last four months,
every Thursday. Every Thursday. On his schedule it says out
of office. And then last Thursday I followed him and
he's going to some bougie spa on Thursdays. That's his
out of office. So he's meeting someone, or he's paying
for something for somebody, or I don't even know. I

(02:52):
don't know what to think.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Okay, well, are you ready for us to call him
and see if we can figure it out?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Yeah, I need to know a Right here we go.
I'm in a Dallas number right now. Hi, this is
Corbet calling from grocers. I was looking for our rewards
card member named Declan.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh, this is E Declan.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Hi. How are you please? Don't hang up? This is
not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with a
big congratulations here this month's winner. Thank you so much
for shopping with us. I hope you can hear us
clapp in over here. Cool, congrats, what is it? Oh, well,
maybe you didn't know. Every single month we choose one
Rewards Card member at random who gets free flowers delivered
from our Florida department. You've actually just won thirty six

(03:37):
long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want,
absolutely free. It's actually at three hundred and sixteen dollars value.
So congratulations and thank you for shopping with us.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh dang, thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, no problem, And it's super simple. How it works.
I can take down the information in just a few
minutes over the phone. I'm prepared to do that right now.
If you already knew who you wanted to send them to.
I can also set up a time and call you back,
or you can come down to the store and fill
out the paperwork, whatever is easier for you.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Oh okay, oh I know I was gonna love this.
Could you send them to a to Kim Kim?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yes, I can, Kim. Okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
I don't have the address yet, but can I maybe
like call you back and get it to you later? Sure?

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, absolutely, I'm not a problem. I'll get that squared away.
I'll just get all the information plugged in for now. So, Kim,
you want to send flowers to Kim, and would you
like to put a card along with it to Kim?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay? Can we have the card? Say I love our
Thursdays together and if Samuel won't get you the flowers
you deserve.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I will Samuel flowers. Well absolutely, that's a very sweet
of you. At this point, I'll also let you know
this is not a grocery store. This is actually a
radio show. It's called The Jewbil Show.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, Hi, I Nina.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jewell. How are you?

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Uh? Oh fine, I guess.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
And we do a segment on our show that it's
called to Catch a Cheater, where if he thinks that
your significant other might be messing around you see who
they send flowers to. And your wife, Piper is on
the phone.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh what the decline? Hi are you?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Who is Kim?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
What are you cheating on me?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
You're cheating on me?

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Wait no, no, no, no no wait wait wait no no,
that's not that's not like what you think I know.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
About your Thursday's decline. Okay, I know that you're taking
one hundred dollars out of our checking account every other Thursday.
I know you've got out of office on your calendar.
You're going to some bougie spa.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
And who is Kim are?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
What are you meeting her at this spa? And you
guys are like some dirty little much grabs.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Well, I mean, well yeah, no, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah, but no, what does that mean? Are you throwing
away our marriage? What are you doing at spa? Who
have you been doing at the spa?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Okay, I'm not, I'm not I'm not cheating. Look, haven't
you noticed how nice my toes are? Your toes? Oh
my god?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Are you doing some weird.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
No? No, no, no, I'm I'm sorry. I'm a I'm
a little frazzled here. I've been going to get manny
petties every other Thursday because you you'd mentioned how gross
you think my feet are and you haven't even noticed.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Actually, that does not in any way explain who Kim is.
And Samuel? Oh my god, it's a trouble. Are you
in a thruple with someone named Kim and Samuel?

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Girl, No, I'm not in a threufle. Him is one
of the old ladies who also goes to the spot.
When I go there, there are there are four really
nice other old ladies. Him is one of them. She's
very sweet. Her husband is Samuel, and to be completely honest,

(07:19):
he hasn't bought her flowers in like thirty years, and
she I think would really appreciate them.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Yes? Yes, I am serious?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
What okay?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
I didn't see that. I didn't tell you about them
because they invited me to their knitting circle next weekend,
and I really want to go. I didn't want to
be embarrassed telling it. You can come if you want.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
I don't know if I believe you. Ah, I guess
that we're going to be going to a knitting circle.
They'd better be actually be a knitting circle, dak one.
I swear to God, they're better be a knitting circle,
and they're better before little old ladies. I cannot believe
you wouldn't tell me about this. Why would you keep
this from me? That's you're such a dumb and you're

(08:15):
taking cash out like you're gonna buy brugs or something.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Drugs told me, My god, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
I haven't been totally honest with you. I understand that,
but I mean, my toes look fantastic actually, But I'm

(08:40):
not cheating on you. I've never cheat on you, and
I love you.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I love you too. You know I'm inspecting your toes
when you get hold.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Oh yeah you are.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
I'm sorry I called you a dirty muskrat.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Babe. The only person I want to make dirty muskrat
love too is you forever

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