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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to catch a cheater. Only on the Jubile Show,
Sloan is on the phone today for to catch a
cheater and she's been with her boyfriend Blake for three years,
but unfortunately now she thinks he's cheating. So we'll see
if we can help her. Sloan, what's up. Why do
you think Blake might be cheating on you?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I think he's been around Tinder again again.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh, I don't know, this has happened before.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, yeah, like about two years ago.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
I guess I caught him like spiping on Tinder or whatever.
And at that time he had said he hadn't really
done anything physical.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
With anyone, but he just wanted to look blah blah blah.
You know how it goes. He's onto this huge fight
and we took about a two month break and then
you know, he convinced me that it was all mistake whatever,
and we got back together. Oh okay, but yeah, and
like what so, I mean, stupid me. But so recently
he's been, you know, all of a sudden, super busy
(00:58):
at work, like quote you know what I mean. And
it's been just like taking him longer to get back
to me when I text him or when I call
him or whatever, and just I didn't really really think
anything of it until like the other day, we were
hanging out with some friends and they were you know
how the phone can like track like screen time and
(01:19):
stuff like that. Okay, Well they were like comparing you know,
nerds or whatever, and his I don't know, was up
like fifty percent and the average of like yeah, like
screen times of eight hours a day. Wow, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Okay, so spend a lot of time not calling you back, right, yeah,
but like yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
But like he's on his phone, you know what I mean,
He's not texting you back, calling you back.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
So that's that's what makes you think that he's back
on tender again like he did before two years.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Ago, right, because like if you're on my phone all
day and then surely you see my text, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
That's yeah, you know it makes sense. Okay, Well we'll
try to figure it out for you. Already told us
what grocery store he's a rewards card member at, So
we'll call him, pretend to be from the grocery store
and say that every single month, we choose one lucky
Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from us and
we'll see if he sends those to you or to
somebody else.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
All right, do it?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Okay, we'll get your to Catch a Cheater right after this,
it's the Jewel Show. It's time to Catch a Cheater
only on the Tubile Show. Right in the middle of
to Catch a Cheater and if you're just joining us,
Sloan is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of three years named Blake might be cheating. So
we're about to call him and pretend to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at
(02:41):
and tell him that he's this month's lucky winner of
free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll see
if he sends those flowers so his girlfriend, Sloan, or
to somebody else. But before we do that, Sloan, why
don't you catch us up again? Why you think he's cheating?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I mean, you know, it's the classic never gets back
to me when I text him all of the things,
working late at work. But I just found out recently
that he's always on his phone, so he definitely has
seen my text messages and he's done it once before.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, you caught him on tender like you said about
two years ago. Right, well, right, okay, Well, here we go.
I'm a Dallas number right now. Hopefully he's not cheating,
but we'll see if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Hey, this is Corble calling from Grocers. I was looking
for our rewards card member named Blake.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yeah, that's Blake. What's up, Blake?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Hi, Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations, thank you
for shopping with us. You're this month's winner.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Congrats.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I hope you can hear a spot.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
What did I win? Oh?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Well, maybe you don't know, but every single month, we
choose one Rewards Card member to say thank you very
much for being such a loyal customer. And you've won
thirty six long stim red roses, a box of candy
or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you want, absolutely free. It's a three and sixteen
dollars value. Congratulations Oh hell yeah yeah, and there's no
(04:05):
purchase necessary. We want to ask you for any kind
of information and it's all free. Just thank you very much,
and you'll get confirmations before we're even off this phone
call so you know that it's all legit and it's
very simple to take the information. I can do it
right now over the phone. It just takes about three minutes.
Or you can come down to the store and stand
in the customer service line and fill out the paperwork whatever.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
You would prefer not long do right now.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Okay, great. Like I said, I'll just take a few minutes.
I'm not gonna ask you for any kind of personal information.
All I need to get this get this ordered is
the first and last name of the person you'd like
to send the flowers to, and then if you want
to add a card with it, and then the address
and that's it. So first last name of the person
you want to send to Jennifer, Jennifer. Got it, okay?
(04:55):
And did you want to include a card to Jennifer?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yeah, how the cards say You're the reason the butterflies fly,
the birds sing, and your smile.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Is all I ever need.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
I adore you, Binky Pop.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Okay, just make sure excuse me.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I'm sorry, Binky Pop, the reason butterfly fly?
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Are you hey, Blake? This is actually the Jubil Show.
It's a radio show. Yeah, and we do a segment
called to Catch Cheater, where if you think your significant
other might be messing around you, see they send flowers too,
and that is your girlfriends Loan, not.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Your binky pop nor you have a girlfriend for three years?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Get them?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Oh hello, are you saying? I'm right there?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Huh? Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Are you gonna say anything? I'm gonna sit there like
a what is wrong with you? I knew? I knew
you were around again? Like I never should take you
back up to the first Why don't you just let
me break up with you when I did the first time?
Do you around all you want?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Fair question?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Very good question. Look, Oh my god, have you always
been this stupid? Am I just realizing this now? Like?
What the hell? Answer a question?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Say something nugget, I'm sorry, nugget literally like a different
card from notes.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Nugget, I'm sorry, Like no, you're not sorry, because if
you were sorry, you wouldn't have done it again, hate again.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
And then on top of that, sending you got three
flowers and you're so sorry, but you're not gonna send
them to me.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
At least you could have done that if you're gonna
be cheating them around, So I don't call me nugget okay,
but very The stupid little nicknames are so dumb anyway,
they're stupid.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
I was gonna tell you, I was gonna tell you you.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Are you gonna tell me? When? Weren't you gonna tell me?
Were you gonna put it a card?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
I've always told you that I was gonna be honest
with you, and yes, I've been cheating?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
What? Yeah, I'm sorry? Is this is this? You think
this confession? Is you being honest with me? I already
thought you.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, it's not exactly honest before your.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
I don't know what. I don't know what's wrong with me?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Man?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
No, yeah, you don't.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Oh no, I'm not going to do it again?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
You're cheating on her?
Speaker 1 (07:33):
We're not doing this.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
It's not my fault.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
It's not is it that you mean it's not your fault?
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Is that I have bad examples of relationships.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Growing up, and.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
You know what, I have never done cheated? You know
who also didn't have great relationship? Guru leaders me like,
what the that is?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
I cannot stand? You said, consider budget?
Speaker 4 (08:03):
No baby, I need your help to get through this
right now?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Come on, you know you're right about one thing. You
do need to help and I will help you. I'm
starting to pack your right now. Okay, stop acting like
you're a victim here.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, I can't believe you're going to abandon me.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Why you.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Can't use these words cheated? I get You're not the victim.
You're not the army. You're the one that not mean.
I'm not the victim. If anything you are, you are.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
I'm not playing the victim. I'm not playing the victim.
I'm in love with you, but she doesn't mean anything
to me. I don't care about her.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
You love me, Okay, you like have fun with binky pop? Okay,
learn how to love pinky winky or whatever you want
to call it?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Gross? Oh my god, why did you even meet her?
Or you're on Tinder? You're in Tinder right, that's like
your favorite. No, I'm not back, Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I would never do that, I told you.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Okay, So then where was it you would never do that?
Like that's what you did? You're back, You're back with somebody.
I'm not idiot. So if you didn't meet her on Tinder,
where'd you.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Meet her years ago? I was never going to use
Tinder again, I told you, So.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Where'd you meet her?
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I met her on That makes it so much better,
you know whatever. Hang up on him, Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yes, I'm hanging up on him. He's gone. I just
hung up on him. I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah. We gotta be done though hard course.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, I'm glad you didn't buy into any of this stuff,
like to feel bad for him or whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
And it's even I mean, honestly, if it was even
between cheating and calling a side pop, I should have
just broken up with him for that one word.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
What a loser.