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July 12, 2024 7 mins
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Jay and Ridge wakes eight seven sevennine three seven one four seven is the
phone number. You can jump onthere with us anytime. You know,
I've lived in the same house nowfor about fifteen years, and you know
how I've had a couple of floodsor issues, and we my house in
the last two two and a halfthree weeks has been repiped because we had
a pipe problem, right, andmy house was just chopped up like Swiss

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cheese. Right, there's holes inthe walls. I mean, it was
just a nightmare, right, anddealing with this heat and we have six
dogs, so it's just been anightmare. And now my house is almost
done, almost looks brand new.It's so weird. It's like I didn't
really know what drywall was until Ialways heard the term drywall. But then
I saw drywall, and I waslike, that's really cool, and just

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put this over this hole and thenit's like brand new wall paint on there.
You're good. So it's like myhouse is almost done. So that's
so stated. I think I toldyou guys. There was a period where
because my house didn't have running water, we had to go live in a
hotel for a while, and thenmy wife couldn't take it anymore and over
July fourth weekend, so we needto get out of here, we need
to get out of here. Sowe end up going to Idaho. Right,

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we were at Quartelain and Idaho,and then we end up going to
this place because of the guy Irented the house from the Airbnb from.
He had a pass a membership tothis one exclusive club called Gazer Ranch.
And that's where I started bumping intoall these celebrities like Chloe Kardashian right,
Miles Teller Usher. They were allthere in this little area well also in

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this area in Idaho. I didn'tthink i'd bump in anybody I knew,
right, and I didn't, Butone day I was in the gym,
I was doing bicep curls next toMiles Teller as you do, and I
am saying, who's your name?Drop? I have to because it's part
of the story. I mean,it's part of the story. And I'm
so I'm trying to blend in,and I can't believe that these famous people
are in here. And I seea guy that has a shirt that says

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phoenix on it or something, andI'm like, oh my god, I'm
gonna try to talk to this guy. So he walks by looking he goes,
hey, man, Hey, you'refrom Arizona. He goes, yeah,
because I'm from Arizona. I oh, well, run me too,
and he goes, I know,I'm your neighbor. I live across the
street from you. And I'm likewhat. So he told me his name

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Tom Addelson, and I said,oh, Tom Addelson, Yeah, what's
up now? Then I felt terrible. Look when I say this guy's my
neighbor. Yeah, this guy likethe house across the street from me,
and then the one right to theright like diagonal, like for fifteen years,
right, and I've never seen him, And I felt so terrible.

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Now my wife saw him. Hey, Tom, right, she knows him
and I had to like defend myself. I was like, listen, I
get up really early. No one'sawake when I leave and go to work,
so I don't see you when Icome home, You're probably at work.
And he's like, I get it. I get it, Like,
no, no, hold on,I come home. I'm tired. I
like, go take an app yearat work. You come home maybe five
or six o'clock a night, andthen I'm like, do you know I'm

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watching TV? So we've never reallyseen each other. My wife's like,
I see Tom every morning. Hewalks his dogs, he's got headphones on
you. She sees him every day. So I just felt terrible that I
didn't see him. The next day, I was at some other thing,
at the little area I was at, and I see this guy because it
goes, hey, man, what'sup? I go, hey, how
you doing? And I'm like,is that Tom? Because I was so

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concerned of defending myself, didn't memorizehis face, recognize it. And then
I saw him three or four moretimes after that, and then I was
like, Okay, that's Tom.So now I'm waiting for Tom to come
home so I can be like,who's up, Tom, I'm gonna drive
around look for him. This isI think where you adopt a nickname that
could fit anybody, like what's upsport? Something like that that fits your

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neighbor, or if it's a completestream, either way, you're in the
clear. Well that was a weekand a half ago, and I can't
stop thinking about it, you knowwhat I mean. I just can't stop
thinking. They got fifteen years.It's a long time crossed the street from
me and I was like, ohmy. And then I was talking to
somebody else at the gym and they'relike, oh, you're at Goud's are
Rancher? Yeah? And they go, you know Tom Adilson. I know,
No, I saw him to reconnected. Everybody knows Tom, but you

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it's a really nice guy. Mywife knows his. I mean, it's
I feel terrible, but that's onme. Man, that's my bad.
Anyway, anyone noticed Kyle walking funny? I did not? No, No,
you probably actually am you guys,So this is actually really embarrassing.
So I noticed, like getting dressedthe other day, I have like a

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skin tag on my butt cheek.I told you it's really gross. So
like right where the crease is underwhere the butt is. And I was
like, oh, I don't thinkso, no, no, no no,
So I ordered a doctor shul skintag remover kick. Okay two days

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ago, you guys, I Idid this. Now, to do this,
you basically have to take a tweezer, pull the skin tag and freeze
like the base of it. Freezewith the little Q tip. The Q
tip goes in this cryo sprayer thingand you pop it out and then you
and then you have to do it, but it's in a very awkward spot.

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So I was like like, okay, I'm gonna do this. Okay,
I did it successfully, and Iwas really proud of myself. But
since then, what happens is theskin tag basically swells up and is really
sore and sensitive until apparently it fallsoff. And I'm in the sore and
sensitive and really swollen part, andso every time I walk it rubs on

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my jeans. So a skin tagis that it's the rubbing of the jeans
in the underwear that probably cause theskin tag. Do you know what I'm
saying? Well, so that's whyit's in that area. Yeah, now
I'm hoping it like I don't know. Comes full circle and the jeans rub
it off because it's getting off ofthere. So when you buy the Doctor

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Souls thing, how much is thatbecause it sounds like I got it at
Walmart. I think it was likefifteen nine nine for eight treatments and it
has an eight. It has afrozen thing. That's cool. Yeah,
it's like it's a little tiny spread. It almost looks like a little travel
sized bottle of hair spread butt inhere. We could have done that for
you, Yeah, we're friends.If my husband do that, supposedly it
comes off in one but then ifit doesn't, then you have to do

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it again, and you can doit up to four times. So I'm
just crossing my fingers that I gotit first. Well it's weird too,
because you just had your skin checklike two weeks ago. They miss that.
Yeah, no, I fire thembecause technically they don't like have to
take those off. You have toask And I forgot about that one.
And it's probably better because like thatwould just be extra embarrassing anyways. So,
but it hasn't fallen off yet,No, but it's on your but

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like if you were in a bathingsuit here, could we see it and
you'll be like, oh my god, look yeah, make it, you
know how, like at the bottomof your but where there's like the little
crease A little smile, sure,smile, smile. Hey, maybe that's
that Brazil, that BBL you've alwayswanted you need to put right. You
made your butt swollen. Cow's leftbutt cheet bb We pray for your sweety

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recovery. Yes, so kind ofso when you walk you're kind of limping
a little bit, just like notnow, you just gotta be a sorry
Olympic skin tag. Last night,I was sitting down to dinner and I
was wearing sweats, and I gotup and I could feel the skin from
the skin tags stick to the sweatand it was pulling out. That's the
worst I can relate to that,Like when you have like a scab or

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something that hurts. Yeah, skeon your butt, Yeah, anywhere you're thinking of
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