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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Is it Handamonica monic? You got a confession?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yes, I do, Okay, what is it?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Okay? So one time I was at a few year's
party at my excess family and I had to use
the bathroom really bad, and so I don't know if
the toilet was closed or I clothed it, but it
just happened. So I was freaking out because there was
people waiting to use as the bathroom. So I see
(00:27):
this big spoon on the wall with hanging grapes as
a generation. So I just had to scoop it out
and rinse this when I put it back, and nobody
knows about it.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
So gross, Okay, hold on, hold on, Rebecca, what's your confession?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Good morning? Hey.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
This is Rebecca, Nila and Dava my daughters, and I
have a confession. Okay, Father John Jay Nila my oldest daughter.
She was kind of in between sizes of jeans who
we went shopping at Rue twenty one. She brings in
a bunch of gen to try.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
On in the fitting room.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
She comes out a few minutes later with this look
on her face, and I'm like, what what is it?
She's like, Mom, I had to peece so bad, and
I was like, what me, She I go bear pants.
She's like, no, I peede on the pile of pants
in the dressing room and you have to leave right now.
So she couldn't hold it, and all the pants she
(01:22):
had tried on, she just kind of pete on the
pile of pants.
Speaker 7 (01:25):
And twenty one ruled.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
By wash get on. Oh my god, that's exactly why
you should wash your clothes when you get.
Speaker 8 (01:33):
Them, for.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Sure. And Mela is a huge Morgan Walland fan. She
knows every song and she's just dying for these tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
By Okay, well we're gonna vote. We're going to vote later.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Okay, Sorry the route twenty one, But I love Morgan,
I hold.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Love alright eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven.
We've been voting in here, narrowing it down. We're still
got time to take more phone calls. It's calling for Wallin.
More of your calls coming up next, John, Jay and
Richard Middle Confession Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Hi, what's your name? Denise? Denise?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I just heard Denise's story. It's freaking hilarious. Go ahead, Denise,
let's hear your confession.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
You guys are actually the first two job to tell
this because it's unders So the first job I had,
it was kind of like a Peter Pepper pizza type
of job, and my job was to be up in
the front and just do the tickets and all of that.
And one day they were short stuff, so they put
me in the back in the kitchen and they asked
me to go get something in the deep freezer and
(02:45):
I went in there, I was grabbing it and when
I was trying to leave, I couldn't. The door wasn't opening.
So I started freaking out and I started binging on
the door, and no one couldn't hear me because I'm
all the way in the back, and so I'm freaking out.
I don't have my I don't even have a splutter on.
And I get on the floor and I'm covering myself
with my shirt and I put my hands in my
(03:06):
shirt and everything, and I'm like, oh my god, heat rises,
like I'm down here. I'm just making myself freeze faster,
and I start doing exercise inside the freezer to try
to keep myself warm, and I'm like I can't do
this anymore. Like how long is it going to take
people to realize I'm in here and out of sheer panic,
I start yanking on the doorknobs. Well, it turns out
(03:26):
that it was actually a pull and not a push.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
So I could have actually left it.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
For death is.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Everyone was like, what took so long? And I was like, oh,
I couldn't find it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Okay, hold on, hold on, I'm gonna put a little
start in extent. Karen, thank you for hold I know
you held a long time. Aaron, thank you. What's your confession?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
No problem.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So I just got to divorce recently, and I was
divorcing a gambling addict or an addict in general, and
he also had an infidelity problem. So I used to
do his laundry, of course, because I was a wife,
And when I did his laundry, I would take all
his winnings and put him away as my secret stash
(04:16):
of cash. So by the time I left him, I
had a nice little chunk of change all saved up.
And when he asked me finally he started realizing it
when I took the eight hundred dollars of his winnings,
and I told him he should go ask the women
that he sleeps with since they're so stussworthy.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
So by the time I was done with it and
I left.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I had a nice chunk of change that was my secret.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Stash of cash that worked all his winning.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
How much is that?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Ah, probably about nine thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
WHOA, I should have wo and gambled it.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I'm not a big gambler, but it was a nice
It was a nice little undercover gig that.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Okay, hold on, very good, Thank you very much, Sam.
Good morning. What's your confession? Sam?
Speaker 8 (05:07):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (05:08):
So I have a sushi date anniversary confession. So my
boyfriend and I went out on our first anniversary sushi date,
went to this little sushi restaurant. I was still in
kind of off a little bit in the morning, but
I was like, oh, I should be fine, you know,
got all dressed up, cute dress boots, went to the
sushi place, sat down. As we sat down, my stomach
(05:30):
was filling a little bit bad. But I'm like, okay,
I'll just just don't really eat a whole lot. Ordered
all this sushi. Sat down, first fight that went into
my mouth, I was like, I can't swallow this. So
I got up, ran to the bathroom and again it's
a little place. There's only like one women's stall, one
men's stall. I tried going to the women's bathroom, and
right as I got there, like I knew I could
(05:52):
not contain this what was coming out, and it was locked,
so I literally projected. I vomited all over the women's
bathroom door and kind of looked around tried to figure
out what I was going to do because I knew
it was not over. So luckily the men's was open,
so I went into the men's restroom. Pretty much bridesmaded
it all over the bathroom to sink, the floors, the toilet,
(06:14):
my dress, my boots. So I'm mortified. I'm like, I
don't know what to do at this point, so I'm
trying my best to clean it up because I also
feel horrible about what I just did to that bathroom.
Finished finally cleaning myself up as best as I can,
walk out, and there is this poor, horrified looking worker
(06:36):
who's got a bucket a bowl. He's trying to scrub
the door of the bathroom off as best as he can.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
I walked back to my table.
Speaker 9 (06:46):
It turned out the waitress was the one who's in
the female's bathroom, so she.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Comes over.
Speaker 9 (06:53):
She's like, I'm assuming you want to take your stuff
to go, so she packs it all up for us.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
We leave.
Speaker 9 (06:59):
I just told my voice that we that I threw up.
I didn't give him the whole expense of what's happened.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well, yeah, we appreciate. Kathleen.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Please tell me you don't have a bathroom confession. Please,
no more bathroom confessions, do you me?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Right, yeah, no, not a bathroom confession, but definitely something relatable.
Kyle Copolla relates through a little bit and some other
mom's listening. So I gradually became a fief and lied
to my husband after each of my three pregnancies. So
the first one, when I became a brand new mom,
I accidentally stole like some eggs. You know you put
(07:39):
your baby's car seats on the shopping carts like Sea Area.
I had put a dozen eggs underneath there, and as
soon as I got to my car it was unloading
after I too for what I thought I only had,
I actually sold those. That was my first like, oh
my god, I'm a thief.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'd like, yeah, I mean nowadays that could be a sell.
Any eggs are expensive right now?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
They are?
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
And then my second so I had my son. My
first ball was two, and then I had my new board.
I went through babyjar Use when they still existed, and
I bought a brand new electrical swing. It was probably
like over two hundred dollars. It was on the bottom
of the shopping cart and I didn't see it until
I was literally walking out the store and my two
year old was like hanging on the front in front
(08:23):
of me as I was pushing the shopping cart. So
that was my second felony again as now a MoMA multiple.
And then the third one with my daughter, that absolute
worst thing. That again I still have yet to tell
my husband about. Oh my gosh, I kept forgetting to
buckle her in her car seat.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
Like long drives.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
You guys know, we used to live Maricopa and that
long drive that was the worst one. I did it locally,
just driving around, and then the long drive. I did
it one time and I just I cannot believe I
did not buckle my new one babyguarl.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I did that one time from El Paso to Tucson.
I had my son Jake in the back, he was
an infant, and I remember once I pulled into my driveway,
I parked that car. Oh no, no, I parked the
car and the car.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
She went click. I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
All right, Kathleen hold on the line, broadcasting live across
the world.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Right now. This is the John Jay and Rich radio program.
It's John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
It's time for us to pick the winner of the
call in for Wallin Morgan Walling tickets for Confession Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
And if you guys remember Brittany Kyle, what was Britney story?
Speaker 11 (09:37):
Britney's whole friend group has issues. Her bestie is cheating
and is pregnant with another guy. Her guy best friend,
who is married to the lady who's pregnant with another guy,
is also cheating and is pregnant, has impregnated one of
their other friends.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
And she's going to put this podcast of her telling
all the dish in their group chat.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
So, Brittany, have you done the Have you drop the
podcast yet in the group chat?
Speaker 7 (10:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Are you really going to do that?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (10:04):
I think I am, because I feel like they're both
trapped in this like situation, right, and like it might
be nice to do to like set them free, but
like I feel like there's.
Speaker 12 (10:14):
Been a lot on me.
Speaker 10 (10:15):
It's like a lot of trap on me.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
You're holding all the secrets and you don't really you're
not involved, so why hold the secrets?
Speaker 12 (10:23):
Right? It just feels icky, you know, like I know
all these things, and it's like they both would be happier,
you know, doing their own things at the same time.
Though I feel like I don't know, like is it
my place?
Speaker 8 (10:35):
But like I feel like if I just drop it
and step back from the situation, maybe it'll like unfold
how it's supposed to.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, are you Are you on a speakerphone right now?
Is there somebody with you?
Speaker 8 (10:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
No, no, I'll take it off speakerphone.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
I'm just walking around my house.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Okay. So we voted and we think you should be
the winner.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
Oh maybe that'll stop in the blow too, like you
if she gets mad at me later, I could be like,
but we're gonna go see Morgan.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Yeah, because I mean, you are blowing up your friend groups,
so it would be tricky to find someone to go with.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
You more worried about her than him, like you know,
this is whatever want him.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
But yeah, you'd be like, hey, I got good news.
We're gonna go see Morgan Willleing. Oh my god, that's great. Okay,
Also might not want to go with you click on
the link I just said to you the John Jambridge podcast.
Click on that and listen to it.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
Surprise all right, Oh, I should tell her to listen
to the time stamp where it says I won first,
and then have her.
Speaker 10 (11:39):
Go back and listen.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Well, congratulations, Brittany, thank you,
Is it Handamonica monic? You got a confession?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yes, I do, Okay, what is it?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Okay? So one time I was at a few year's
party at my excess family and I had to use
the bathroom really bad, and so I don't know if
the toilet was closed or I clothed it, but it
just happened. So I was freaking out because there was
people waiting to use as the bathroom. So I see
(00:27):
this big spoon on the wall with hanging grapes as
a generation. So I just had to scoop it out
and rinse this when I put it back, and nobody
knows about it.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
So gross, Okay, hold on, hold on, Rebecca, what's your confession?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Good morning? Hey.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
This is Rebecca, Nila and Dava my daughters, and I
have a confession. Okay, Father John Jay Nila my oldest daughter.
She was kind of in between sizes of jeans who
we went shopping at Rue twenty one. She brings in
a bunch of gen to try.
Speaker 6 (01:00):
On in the fitting room.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
She comes out a few minutes later with this look
on her face, and I'm like, what what is it?
She's like, Mom, I had to peece so bad, and
I was like, what me, She I go bear pants.
She's like, no, I peede on the pile of pants
in the dressing room and you have to leave right now.
So she couldn't hold it, and all the pants she
(01:22):
had tried on, she just kind of pete on the
pile of pants.
Speaker 7 (01:25):
And twenty one ruled.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
By wash get on. Oh my god, that's exactly why
you should wash your clothes when you get.
Speaker 8 (01:33):
Them, for.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Sure. And Mela is a huge Morgan Walland fan. She
knows every song and she's just dying for these tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
By Okay, well we're gonna vote. We're going to vote later.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Okay, Sorry the route twenty one, But I love Morgan,
I hold.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Love alright eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven.
We've been voting in here, narrowing it down. We're still
got time to take more phone calls. It's calling for Wallin.
More of your calls coming up next, John, Jay and
Richard Middle Confession Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Hi, what's your name? Denise? Denise?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I just heard Denise's story. It's freaking hilarious. Go ahead, Denise,
let's hear your confession.
Speaker 7 (02:24):
You guys are actually the first two job to tell
this because it's unders So the first job I had,
it was kind of like a Peter Pepper pizza type
of job, and my job was to be up in
the front and just do the tickets and all of that.
And one day they were short stuff, so they put
me in the back in the kitchen and they asked
me to go get something in the deep freezer and
(02:45):
I went in there, I was grabbing it and when
I was trying to leave, I couldn't. The door wasn't opening.
So I started freaking out and I started binging on
the door, and no one couldn't hear me because I'm
all the way in the back, and so I'm freaking out.
I don't have my I don't even have a splutter on.
And I get on the floor and I'm covering myself
with my shirt and I put my hands in my
(03:06):
shirt and everything, and I'm like, oh my god, heat rises,
like I'm down here. I'm just making myself freeze faster,
and I start doing exercise inside the freezer to try
to keep myself warm, and I'm like I can't do
this anymore. Like how long is it going to take
people to realize I'm in here and out of sheer panic,
I start yanking on the doorknobs. Well, it turns out
(03:26):
that it was actually a pull and not a push.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
So I could have actually left it.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
For death is.
Speaker 7 (03:40):
Everyone was like, what took so long? And I was like, oh,
I couldn't find it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Okay, hold on, hold on, I'm gonna put a little
start in extent. Karen, thank you for hold I know
you held a long time. Aaron, thank you. What's your confession?
Speaker 7 (03:53):
No problem.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So I just got to divorce recently, and I was
divorcing a gambling addict or an addict in general, and
he also had an infidelity problem. So I used to
do his laundry, of course, because I was a wife,
And when I did his laundry, I would take all
his winnings and put him away as my secret stash
(04:16):
of cash. So by the time I left him, I
had a nice little chunk of change all saved up.
And when he asked me finally he started realizing it
when I took the eight hundred dollars of his winnings,
and I told him he should go ask the women
that he sleeps with since they're so stussworthy.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
So by the time I was done with it and
I left.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I had a nice chunk of change that was my secret.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
Stash of cash that worked all his winning.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
How much is that?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Ah, probably about nine thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
WHOA, I should have wo and gambled it.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
I'm not a big gambler, but it was a nice
It was a nice little undercover gig that.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Okay, hold on, very good, Thank you very much, Sam.
Good morning. What's your confession? Sam?
Speaker 8 (05:07):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (05:08):
So I have a sushi date anniversary confession. So my
boyfriend and I went out on our first anniversary sushi date,
went to this little sushi restaurant. I was still in
kind of off a little bit in the morning, but
I was like, oh, I should be fine, you know,
got all dressed up, cute dress boots, went to the
sushi place, sat down. As we sat down, my stomach
(05:30):
was filling a little bit bad. But I'm like, okay,
I'll just just don't really eat a whole lot. Ordered
all this sushi. Sat down, first fight that went into
my mouth, I was like, I can't swallow this. So
I got up, ran to the bathroom and again it's
a little place. There's only like one women's stall, one
men's stall. I tried going to the women's bathroom, and
right as I got there, like I knew I could
(05:52):
not contain this what was coming out, and it was locked,
so I literally projected. I vomited all over the women's
bathroom door and kind of looked around tried to figure
out what I was going to do because I knew
it was not over. So luckily the men's was open,
so I went into the men's restroom. Pretty much bridesmaded
it all over the bathroom to sink, the floors, the toilet,
(06:14):
my dress, my boots. So I'm mortified. I'm like, I
don't know what to do at this point, so I'm
trying my best to clean it up because I also
feel horrible about what I just did to that bathroom.
Finished finally cleaning myself up as best as I can,
walk out, and there is this poor, horrified looking worker
(06:36):
who's got a bucket a bowl. He's trying to scrub
the door of the bathroom off as best as he can.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
I walked back to my table.
Speaker 9 (06:46):
It turned out the waitress was the one who's in
the female's bathroom, so she.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Comes over.
Speaker 9 (06:53):
She's like, I'm assuming you want to take your stuff
to go, so she packs it all up for us.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
We leave.
Speaker 9 (06:59):
I just told my voice that we that I threw up.
I didn't give him the whole expense of what's happened.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Well, yeah, we appreciate. Kathleen.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Please tell me you don't have a bathroom confession. Please,
no more bathroom confessions, do you me?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Right, yeah, no, not a bathroom confession, but definitely something relatable.
Kyle Copolla relates through a little bit and some other
mom's listening. So I gradually became a fief and lied
to my husband after each of my three pregnancies. So
the first one, when I became a brand new mom,
I accidentally stole like some eggs. You know you put
(07:39):
your baby's car seats on the shopping carts like Sea Area.
I had put a dozen eggs underneath there, and as
soon as I got to my car it was unloading
after I too for what I thought I only had,
I actually sold those. That was my first like, oh
my god, I'm a thief.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I'd like, yeah, I mean nowadays that could be a sell.
Any eggs are expensive right now?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
They are?
Speaker 10 (08:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:01):
And then my second so I had my son. My
first ball was two, and then I had my new board.
I went through babyjar Use when they still existed, and
I bought a brand new electrical swing. It was probably
like over two hundred dollars. It was on the bottom
of the shopping cart and I didn't see it until
I was literally walking out the store and my two
year old was like hanging on the front in front
(08:23):
of me as I was pushing the shopping cart. So
that was my second felony again as now a MoMA multiple.
And then the third one with my daughter, that absolute
worst thing. That again I still have yet to tell
my husband about. Oh my gosh, I kept forgetting to
buckle her in her car seat.
Speaker 9 (08:43):
Like long drives.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
You guys know, we used to live Maricopa and that
long drive that was the worst one. I did it locally,
just driving around, and then the long drive. I did
it one time and I just I cannot believe I
did not buckle my new one babyguarl.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I did that one time from El Paso to Tucson.
I had my son Jake in the back, he was
an infant, and I remember once I pulled into my driveway,
I parked that car. Oh no, no, I parked the
car and the car.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
She went click. I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
All right, Kathleen hold on the line, broadcasting live across
the world.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Right now. This is the John Jay and Rich radio program.
It's John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
It's time for us to pick the winner of the
call in for Wallin Morgan Walling tickets for Confession Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
And if you guys remember Brittany Kyle, what was Britney story?
Speaker 11 (09:37):
Britney's whole friend group has issues. Her bestie is cheating
and is pregnant with another guy. Her guy best friend,
who is married to the lady who's pregnant with another guy,
is also cheating and is pregnant, has impregnated one of
their other friends.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
And she's going to put this podcast of her telling
all the dish in their group chat.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
So, Brittany, have you done the Have you drop the
podcast yet in the group chat?
Speaker 7 (10:01):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Are you really going to do that?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (10:04):
I think I am, because I feel like they're both
trapped in this like situation, right, and like it might
be nice to do to like set them free, but
like I feel like there's.
Speaker 12 (10:14):
Been a lot on me.
Speaker 10 (10:15):
It's like a lot of trap on me.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
You're holding all the secrets and you don't really you're
not involved, so why hold the secrets?
Speaker 12 (10:23):
Right? It just feels icky, you know, like I know
all these things, and it's like they both would be happier,
you know, doing their own things at the same time.
Though I feel like I don't know, like is it
my place?
Speaker 8 (10:35):
But like I feel like if I just drop it
and step back from the situation, maybe it'll like unfold
how it's supposed to.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, are you Are you on a speakerphone right now?
Is there somebody with you?
Speaker 8 (10:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
No, no, I'll take it off speakerphone.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
I'm just walking around my house.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Okay. So we voted and we think you should be
the winner.
Speaker 8 (10:55):
Oh maybe that'll stop in the blow too, like you
if she gets mad at me later, I could be like,
but we're gonna go see Morgan.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Yeah, because I mean, you are blowing up your friend groups,
so it would be tricky to find someone to go with.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
You more worried about her than him, like you know,
this is whatever want him.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
But yeah, you'd be like, hey, I got good news.
We're gonna go see Morgan Willleing. Oh my god, that's great. Okay,
Also might not want to go with you click on
the link I just said to you the John Jambridge podcast.
Click on that and listen to it.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
Surprise all right, Oh, I should tell her to listen
to the time stamp where it says I won first,
and then have her.
Speaker 10 (11:39):
Go back and listen.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Well, congratulations, Brittany, thank you,
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