Corrinne's walls are THIN and her neighbors are PISSED

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Looks like Karen here needs some advice. Guys, We've been
really good with advice. Hi, Karin, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Okay, So yeah, So I just saw my house and
I'm in an apartment on a lease for a while,
and the neighbors are complaining about the noises. But I
know they're talking about say literally, because like the one I,
you know, I moved in. I was exhausted. My boyfriend
and I we had a little argument and we were

(01:06):
kind of loud, and that was kind of late that night,
Like I don't know, ten thirty eleven. And then so
the next day the guy comes over knocking on the
door and he says, yeah, I don't think they told
you when you moved in. The walls share are paper thin.
And I said, oh, I'm really sorry, sir. You know
you heard us arguing. And he's like, no, not just that.

(01:28):
He goes, we can hear everything. And when I say everything,
I mean everything, and so I'm just like, oh, And
so I kind of didn't think a whole lot of it.
But then a couple days later, I get a note
on my door and then it's from the daughter and
it's like in this green gel pen and it says,

(01:50):
you guys seem like such sweet people. But it's just
me and my dad and we mind our own business
and we're really quiet, you know. And but my bedroom
is above your bedroom and I can hear everything, and
she says, and it's really disturbing. And so but it's like,

(02:10):
you guys, it's not even like my boyfriend went home
at eight thirty the one night I checked my phone
like this is you know what I mean? Like, what
am I supposed to do?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Well?

Speaker 4 (02:22):
First, you said you were arguing, So what was there
sex going on in your apartment at any points that
you live there?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well, god, all the time. But I'm just healthy. I'm
a very healthy woman. Yes, and my boyfriend's quite a
bit younger than me, and you know, we are passionate.
And but I mean, what do I do stick a
rag in my mouth? You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Maybe? Why don't you turn on the TV or turn
on the radio when you're doing it?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Well I guess so, yeah, I'll just put on John
Jay Henry.

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an aphrodisiac. We hear play them this play find this
on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
So when you wait, wait wait okay, wait, okay wait wait,
but be honest, Krinn, when you guys are doing it,
are you louder than normal?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Are you? Because you're I mean you have a very
boisterous personality right now?

Speaker 1 (03:15):
I mean that kind of maybe I can't imagine it
a little bit like are you are you?

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Are you when you're doing it? Are you? Are you cussing?
Are you talking to you?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
But you know, it's just kind of like yeah, you
know what you say? You know, hey, baby and all,
come on you know, like whatever, Like you know what
I mean, you don't realize it when you're like in
the throes of it all.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
How young is the daughter that's upstairs they can hear you.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I don't know. She says she's in school, so I'm
assuming she's maybe a teenager. I think the dad might be.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Wow, that's tough. I was gonna say, because I like
it was an older daughter, I would just be like, girlfriend,
sounds like you need to get some too.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
That would be my curiously right, And I'm seriously because
it's like, what if there was a baby crying? Should
we shut the baby up? You know what I mean,
it's just because it's sex they want to complain about.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I'm like, nobody wants to hear you doing. They're all
very understanding, but you are just so annoying.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
How long I mean it like a house?

Speaker 3 (04:12):
I think you get by a house.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Then okay, but you maybe could you cut it down
to like a half an hour or so where it's
not like, you know, like all night.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
It's like making at like one am. That's not cool.
But no, guys, it's not. It's like at eight o'clock
at night, you know, And that's literally it's like.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Are you doing it?

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Are you doing it? Is your bedroom below her bedroom?
Can you go do it in the living room?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Can you do?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Can I get the broom handle? Well, that's what we've
been doing, is I've been having to go to the
living room. But it's like, you know, you want to
be in bed, like before you get ready to sleep
and get cozy and get intimate, you know, and it's like,
then I get the broom handle. Bam bam, bam bam bam.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
You know, maybe that's what they're screaming about. To take
it easy on your boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
He liked it realistically. Okay, so you guys go to bed,
you know, and you guys are tired. But a normal
schedule is like dinner's done around six, you know what
I mean. And you know you get cozy. I mean,
by most rules, by ten o'clock is when you be quiet.
But this is like eight o'clock. So seriously, like, what

(05:15):
am I supposed to do? I'm stuck there for a
year on a leaf.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
You know. I think you need to find a house.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yea off the country.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
House and I sold it, so all have to get
penalized if I move.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
You know, Well, congratulations, congratulations on a healthy sex life.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
That's you, guys, are not healthy.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
I would say, I know you don't want to, and
I know.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
That you you don't feel like you need to, but
I think you probably should tone it down a little bit.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
I just down, we've been, Yeah, we've I mean, it's
a kid.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
A kid is hearing noises.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, I know. Well, And I don't think she's young
young because I thought she was an adult when I
saw her walk upstairs. So she's probably maybe at the youngest,
like eighteen or nineteen. She's you know, so I don't
know if she's like at the end of high school,
beginning of college. I'm not really sure.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Invite the dad over, yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Well, no, he's like I can tell, he's like angry
and like you can hear him dropping his weights all
the time and working out, and then he came over
looking all steroid it out. I'm like, well, you're not.
He's not getting sex clearly, I mean.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Right, that's what I'm saying. To invite him over.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
I don't want give give him on a broom handle,
give me a give him the broom handle here.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
You're no help, you.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Know, keep us posted and keep us posted I'm glad
you called this, Thanks for listening.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
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