Courtney cannot catch a break!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Courtney, Good morning, thanks for holding what's up?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, good morning. Yeah, okay, I had to tell you
guys something really funny. I can't tell my friends or
any things that I wanted to tell you guys. Okay,
I just started my senior year and on the first
day of school, I got home early because I have
a half day, and I think my mom forgot but

(00:22):
I walked in on her hooking up with our freaking neighbors.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Oh my gosh, or you were like this is funny.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Well yeah, like funny as it not funny, like they
were literally having a threesome.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Oh my gosh, Yeah, what did you do?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I just I went into my room. It was so
awkward because these neighbors they come over all the time,
and now I don't know what to do. And like
literally they came back over and they were all my
couch and my dog like he's a Golden Retriever, he
like hopped up on the couch and they pushed him off,

(01:09):
and I was like, you can't put like in my head.
I'm like, you can't push my dog like I really
like them, and now I really don't.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
That's so you can smash my mom, but don't push
my dog.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
That's where I.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Like both.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
But like that was like over the top, right.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
I mean that's some pretty big thing he walked in on.
Have you talked to your mom or confronted her at all?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
No, Like it's so awkward, But I feel like she
kind of I feel like she kind of knows or
something because she's like buying me all this cute stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Like like, oh, so she didn't see you walk in
and go to your room.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
No, she didn't hear. She didn't hear anything because they
were in the kitchen and my room is like at
the front of the house. So I just backtracked and
walked in my room and like just shut the door quietly.
And I don't think I think they were like obviously
so distracted.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Right, So what were you saying? What were you saying?
Do you think she knows because of what.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I don't know? Like the way she bought me like
Kate Spade earring and these like Doc Martin's that I
really wanted.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Is it like.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Is your mom still married to your dad or is
she like single? And like, I mean, she can do this.
It's just like awkward.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
She is a stay at home mom. She did not
have to work or lift a finger, like everything's taken
care of for my dad, and my dad's never home
like I seem only like once or twice a week.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
Oh my gosh, has the thought crossed your minds? Like, Oh,
I need to tell my dad? Or are you just
going to ride out that your mom thinks you know
and you keep getting all the good stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, I definitely want to tell my dad. I feel
so bad for him, Like I don't know what to do,
Like do I tell Like I don't want to tell him.
I don't want to break up the family. I mean,
he doesn't deserve what she's doing. But like, at the
same time, I don't know. I just like don't want
to be at the cause for all the drama.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Okay, so you're not telling anybody. You're telling us, you're
not telling your friends. So if we were her friends,
how would you react?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I would be like, write it out, get some more
stuff from your.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Mom, and then talk to your mom first about it.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
At the cow Also, are you sure you saw what
you saw?

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Like you said you walked in and then they didn't
see you, and you kept going, like how how do
you know you saw what you saw?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, oh yeah, I know what I saw.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
I think I think that's pretty easy to figure out.
I'm with Kyle, I think the same thing. Write it out,
talk to your mom because your mom might be like, Babe,
your dad knows all about that, right, he's out of town.
But when he is here, we have a little bit
of fun, you know what I mean. So you never know.
I know you probably didn't want to hear that about
your mom.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
But also make sure you get her your class schedules
so she knows when you're coming home. I just saw
the same a week or two ago. It was the
like this massive swingers convention in London.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, like a huge one.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh my gosh, what if what if your parents that
your parents might.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Be getting ready for that?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh my gosh. I don't want to know any of
this totally.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Well, I'm glad you thought of us. I'm glad you
called us. Thank you. Yeah see, and I don't like
your neighbors.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Because they're mean to your dog. Thank you very much, Corny,
thanks for calling in. It's John, Jay and Rich