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Speaker 1 (00:00):
John Jay and Rich time for drunk dials. Uh, this
is where we give out the phone number for you
to write down. It's six two eight eight eight nineteen
thirty three. Call that number. If you're drunk, leave us
a message, or if someone's hitting on you and they're
bothering you give them that number. Also, you can reach
us with the talkback feature on the free iHeartRadio, but
just tap the microphone.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hey guys, morning, I wanted to tell you about something
embarrassing that happened last night. I was at a work
event and I got I had a couple of too
many drinks. I was like super nervous because I was
trying to network.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
And I'm not good at it.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Oh my god, I'm just like a bit.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
So I went to the bathroom and I started giving
myself like.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
A pep talk in the mirror, and I like, I
like pep talking.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Myself for god like ten minutes, like really talking myself
up and like, and then did not even realize that
like my boss had been in the stall and had
been cheap dated until I was done to come out.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
It was so awkward.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
She's like, hey, are you okay?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I was like, yeah, good, I'm fine, everything good. Yaha,
it was so embarrassing. Yeah, I should not drink at
work of that city floor.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
All right, bye, that's embarrassing. You know every morning when
I do my routine in the morning, like I'm in
the hot tub and there's you know.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
It's quiet, it's dark, and I talk out loud.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
I mean, I sometimes I think it's so embarrassing if
someone was to hear me, like if someone go, what
did you say?

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Then?

Speaker 6 (01:37):
Do you feel like speaking it out loud makes it
more official instead of just doing it in your head.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, because I do it in my head also, and
I do it a lot, and then I write it down,
so I feel like I'm really covering on my basis,
so everything comes true.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
And nothing has really see I don't know what's next.
Maybe make a video.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
And anyone else can sees about riches minto question how
many calories and a pound a pound of what?

Speaker 4 (02:08):
That's a good question. Oh man, that's a good question.
A good question because the calories in a question.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
If there's calories and a pound of cheese, that's different
than calories and a pound of.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
About a pound, like how many calories and a pound
in human bott in?

Speaker 7 (02:22):
What oh, you didn't say that we have calories in
us Okay, so it says how many calories are in
a pound between thirty four hundred and thirty seven hundred calories,
So actually any answer would probably.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Yeah, I don't think that's that coffusic.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Is it that?

Speaker 7 (02:35):
But I think she's a what did she say fifteen hundred?

Speaker 5 (02:38):
No, she said one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Well, it's funny that that question which is going to
happen Rich when you took on this assignment. Yeah, that's true.
That question every now and then. There's lots of people
that messaged about that question.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Life of life of its own, somebody, life of a
showgirl also true.

Speaker 8 (02:54):
Tough for you, Hey, Rich, I want to know what
can question that is the one with how many calories in.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
One pounds?

Speaker 8 (03:06):
Because how many calories and one pound of what?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
So I don't know.

Speaker 8 (03:12):
Maybe that person that called should have won, because that's
a weird question, dude, Bye, have.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
A good day.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Weird to watch.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
She's right, because you don't know if you're saying how
many calories are in a pound of cheese or how
many polories calories are in a pound of lettuce.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
I guess that's true if you look at it like
that still wrong though, Yes, no, l Ashley.

Speaker 8 (03:32):
I just liked that question so much.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
It woke me up last night.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Really I think about it.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well, you chew out rich by the way, the girl
that get when the person that got that wrong, it's
not like they got it wrong.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
If they would have got it right, they would have won.
Right there. It was it. It was pretty early on.
It was a fortune question number nine. But anyway, hey.

Speaker 9 (03:54):
Guys, I think I screwed myself with Christmas gifts. But
it's my own doing. Like I did this to myself.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
I spent years like telling.

Speaker 9 (04:05):
All my friends and family that I don't want anything
for Christmas, and so they're like, okay, great, no problem,
we won't get you anything. And then I don't get anything.
And it's not that I don't want anything. I just
don't want to be like this is the exact present
I want, Please get this for me, Like that feels lame,
and so then I just end up with no Christmas

(04:25):
gifts and it sucks. Like I want Christmas gifts, I
just don't want to tell people what you get me.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
So what do I do?

Speaker 6 (04:31):
I think when they ask you you just say whatever
you think, whatever you would like I would probably like,
or maybe something like that, because then you're still saying
you would like the gift. But if you say you
don't want a gift and they don't give you a gift,
it's kind of like they're just doing what you ask.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Yeah, I can't be mad at that.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Just say the gift you want.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Like, I need new socks, and I was just gonna
go buy new socks, but now I'm telling my family
get me socks.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
But you're pretty particular about your socks, right, no, exactly
what specific?

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Well, I need new hiking socks because I hike. Now
you are a hiker, it's who you are. And then
so I don't want anyone to buy them.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I just want to get my socks, but I know
I'm going to go get them, so I'm just gonna
tell I'm not going to get them, and we tell, hey,
go get me socks.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
That way, I'm happy with it.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
That's great.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
That makes it easy for your family for Christmas gifts.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Oh no, now, guess what on my birthday, Kyle will
give me socks.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
I wouldn't dare get you socks.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
You're so particular about your socks.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
No, you always listen to what people are saying.

Speaker 6 (05:27):
They're hiking socks.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
These aren't the right hiking You said something that THO
all ago, and I was like, that's gonna be a
good present for her. Now I don't remember what it was.
I was like, because you got to find the little
the little clues of people's stuff. That's what I've learned
from Kyle, how to get a good present anyway. That's
the drunk down line six two eighty eight eight nineteen
thirty three
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