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September 30, 2024 • 11 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I just picked for the phone calls like, hello, good Javid.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh time for the eight party giveaway?

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Is it time for the eight thirty giveaway? Do we
do an eight thirty givewa do we call it the
thirty thirty?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
I mean we usually do play a game close to
this time?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
What prize do you want to win?

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Anything?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Awesome?

Speaker 5 (00:18):
Let's see we have I know we have Pitbull tickets
and then we've got.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Thirteen four tickets?

Speaker 6 (00:23):
Right?

Speaker 5 (00:23):
No, No, Fear Factor Fear Factory, Fear Factory.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Fear Farm. Are jealous?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Do any of those two prizes seem good to you?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Oh? Absolutely, I'll take either one.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Well, what show would you want me?

Speaker 6 (00:42):
She wants to see Pitbull at the Fear Farm?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
That would be great.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
What is your name?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
My name's Katie?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Okay? Do you want to play the game with us? Then?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Of course?

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Okay, so we're gonna play. When do we play the
game next? Like in five minutes or something?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah? Okay? So you want to hold on?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
What's your name?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Katie?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
From? Where?

Speaker 4 (01:02):
From?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Mesa, Arizona?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Candleful there at this time of year? A right? Hold on, Katie?
Can Katy you play with us? Can Katy be our contestant.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Yeah, sure, okay, hold on, Katie, could just play it now?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
That's fine.

Speaker 7 (01:16):
Why not play it now?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Why Katie? You want to play right now? Ka? Do
you want to play right now?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Okay, you're not ready paying? How hard does I.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Was preparing it? I thought I had another five worm.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Ah, Katie, hold on, she gotta get the game ready.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
That's okay, well oiled machine, sticking to the schedule.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Let's get into what happened with Kyle's son, which is
so interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
The other night, I think it was like Friday night.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
He wakes me up in the middle of the night
and he's had a wiggly tooth for a while, so
it wasn't really a shocker, but but it kind of was.
Is when it happened in the middle of the night,
He's like, Mommy, I just pulled out my own tooth
and he's holding it and his mouse full of blood. Okay, buddy,
let's go get you cleaned up. So we went and
got him cleaned up and put the tooth in a

(02:05):
little baggy and I'm like, okay, well, you know what
you gotta do, right, you gotta put it on your
pillow so that the tooth Fairy can come. And he's like, yeah,
he's really excited about the tooth Fairy. So goes under
his pillow but slightly sticking out right because you got
to make it a little easy on the tooth fair.
Sure she's tiny, right, So he goes back to bed, right,

(02:29):
and it's time for the tooth Fairy to come. And
tooth Fairy can't find the tooth anywhere. The baggy's not anywhere.
The tooth Fairy searches all around the bed. It is
absolutely nowhere, and the tooth fair is pretty tired, and
the tooth Fairy has to like you know, get ready
for the rest of the work she has to do
during that day. And so the tooth Fairy leaves the
gift and just crosses her fingers. But the next morning,

(02:54):
like you know that, it's not visible to easton. So
the tooth Fairy then texts the backup right, Hey, heads up,
there was no tooth there. So if there's any action
around the room searching, just divert divert right, put them
a wife, whatever you have to do. So I get

(03:16):
home from work and I'm like, hey, buddy, did the
tooth fairy.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
Come, yeah, what should bring you some money?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh that's great, that's awesome. High five buddy.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
And youthing weird anything?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Nope?

Speaker 3 (03:27):
And I'm like, okay, so this tooth is probably just
sitting around our.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
House somewhere, right unless.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Unless, well, well, well, so I decided to help the
tooth fairy out right and start searching.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
So I live literally.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Pick up the whole bed, I throw all the bedding off,
I tear in this room apart, you guys, And somehow
the tooth in the baggie got out of the bed
and all the way underneath the nightstand. And so I
saved the tooth fairy. You know, I've had to mail
it to her and whatnot. You know, I don't know, listen,
I know you're probably getna get written up.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
For this, so let me just still solid.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Tooth fairy. You didn't, I know, you didn't go back
to the office with the goods, right, so here you
go scent it on the way.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
But you guys, crisis averted.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Because if he would have spotted that tooth first, I'm
pretty sure it would have been a disaster, right, I'm
pretty sure the.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Tooth Fairy would have been fired.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
He would have been like, what gives tooth fairy? Yeah,
he'd be.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
Like, what's your deal?

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Right?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
But all as well? All as well? Good Katie? You
still there?

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Okay, you want to play a game? He plays song
in the play game, or you want to play the game.
You're ready to play the game.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I'm ready for the game.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Let's go, Katie, Let's play the game. Yay, just play
the game. Let's play.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
We're gonna play pains categories. It's gonna be a fun one.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
So you want Pitbull tickets and right, yeah, okay, So
here's what we'll do. You're gonna be our contestant. You
get Pitbull tickets, but then we'll give away fear Farm
passes a four pack to Color fourteen right now eight
seven seven nine three seven one four seven. So the
game we're gonna play right now is Peyton's category.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yes, we're gonna go around the room rapid fire, starting
with you John Jay, then you Rich, then you Kyle,
and then you Katie. Okay, I'm gonna give you guys
a category. You guys got to give me the first
thing that goes off your mind. We've got to be quick,
we got to be fast. We've got to have a
lot of energy, starting with the first round of categories,
starting with you, John Jay. Things that you wouldn't want
to find in your.

Speaker 7 (05:25):
Shoe go a scorpion, come an aunt, katie, fire tack,
a rock, last night's dinner, a thorn.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
A foot, a large nails.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Another sock, uh, an extra toe, baby, rattlesnake, somebody else's foot, skin,
your wedding ring.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Doctor, a baby, a baby dog.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Come out saying I'm not human.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
I mean, yeah, I don't think I would want to see.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
That would be really cute, pup if you could fit
in your shoe though, Okay, John Jay. On the point
on the board with negative one point, that is not good. Okay, Rich,
we move over to you, ma'am. The category is excuses
to get out of jury duty.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Go well, I think everybody's guilty.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
It's a good one. They usually say something about work,
like like the media.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Ye.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
Just had a baby, I'm in space, my wife is pregnant.
Do any time.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Three years?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Okay, I am you're the judge, but you take that
as you will.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Rich, you will.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Judge the judge it on the but you did not
quick enough though. I'm sorry. You know I'm team Kyle
over here. Okay, Katie, we get to start with you
on this one right here. The category is things that
you shouldn't do while you're driving.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Go texting, eat a brito, eat soup, watch a TV show,
taking a selfie.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Drink from a blender.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
Uh three two? I'm sorry, visualizer drinking from the blenders
that would obstruct all of your view, wouldn't it.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Dropped it and spilled everywhere?

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Insane? Okay, Katie, you're the only one right here that
doesn't have a negative point, So as long as you
do not get out on this around, you win these tickets. Okay, awesome, Okay.
The category is cartoon characters who would make terrible roommates.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Go Homer Simpson, Tasbani, Devil, pig Pen, SpongeBob, Peter from
Family Guy, fog Horn Leghorn, then the dog from Family Guy.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Care mister.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Peter.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
Oh, I think we had Peter, didn't.

Speaker 6 (08:07):
We we had Peter Griffin?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
I was thinking, what's his face? The starfish? Patrick?

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Patrick?

Speaker 4 (08:15):
Sorry?

Speaker 7 (08:15):
John Jay.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
With a whopping negative two points, you lost this game,
which means Katie wins the seconds like a.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Videos. You go, Katie and hold on the line. Hold
on the line, did you guys want to start it
out live? No? Okay, Jilly Roll performed right.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Sid is obsessed with Jelly Roll, my son, he's obsessed
with Jelly Roll.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
He loves his music.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
He apparently he's a really really nice guy and everything
you know, And I don't know much aout him.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I've seen him.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
I don't Actually two of his performances on Saturday Life
were great. I just kind of fast forward to him,
but I paused a little bit watch some of it.
He's really likable, But man, did I fall in love
with him? At the end of the episode. Did you
watch the whole thing with they get on stage?

Speaker 6 (09:05):
No, I didn't see the very end.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
So at the very end of Sara Night Live, they
bring up the whole cast.

Speaker 5 (09:08):
Everybody's up there and there are all these special guest
appearances in the credits role and Dana Carvey was on there.
He's an old cast member and he played Joe Biden.
Hilarious is Joe Biden? The cast is standing on stage,
the credits are rolling and Jolly Roll goes over to
Dana Carvey and you can see him, you can read
his lips where he's like it is such an honor
to meet you. I can't believe I'm sitting here on

(09:30):
this stage with you and you see it happening, right.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
And then I found this clip of him because I
guess he had this crazy weekend. You know he was
at He was at Saray Night Live. It was a
police escort Sarah Live. He played the Global Citizen thing,
and he did something else. He did three things on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Listen, y'all.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
I normally don't broadcast this kind of insanity when it happened, but.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
This is the most insane it's ever been. We played
Madison Square Garden last night, was sold out. Insane.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Then I just went to Central Park and the Global
Citizen Central.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Park, y'all, where Garth did his It was crazy. It's unreal,
the famous Central Park. But listen, now, I'm getting a
police escort through.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Manhattan to god A Saturday. My mom so to hear
that and then just see what happened. You get a
chance to watch it and go watch the last five
seconds ten seconds.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
It's really really.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Good, like really charming.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
Maya Rudolph was awesome as Kamala. She was very funny,
like looking Smeyer Rudolph is so great. She is a
national treasure.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Do you know her mom is?

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Yeah, her mom is like one of the legendary singers.
Why am I Minni? What's her last name? Ripping?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Do you know why? I know who that is? Why
from so Jams Kanye? Oh really he goes what'sn't many
ripper tents?

Speaker 5 (10:38):
And because when I was driving with Dutch, we paused
in that Kanye song he names all these artists, so
we'd stop it and then we would go find the artist,
listen to the song, stop it, and then we listen
to the song and the one he was like me,
and then the famous song from her is like.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Maya Rudolph did a photo shoot that re enacted like
one that her mom did, and the comparing contrast is like,
it's so fun to look at because I'm pretty sure
her mom passed when she was like really.

Speaker 6 (11:13):
Really, like she was like eight or nine. Yeah, you
watch that Cold Open too. She's great. And Jim Gaffickin
looked just like that Tim Walles guy. I mean I
thought it was him. It took me a minute to
fare who it was.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
The guest was Jean Smart from Hacks.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
She's funny. Her opening mile was terribly terrible.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
It was like she like did our things and then
it was over and she's like, we got a great show.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Like I didn't know. You're waiting for a punch line.
It wasn't fun.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
It was bad, But her playing the chimp crazy Lady
on the game show was funny.
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