Grandma is shaming me from my husband's chest! EEEK!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hib oh, hello, Hi, what's going on with you?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well, so I've been with my husband for six years,
and you know, he's he's already pretty covered in tattoos.
You know. I like that, it's pretty hot. And so
when he said he was getting more ink, I really
didn't think much of it, you know, just thought it
would be another cool design. It would be like, I
don't know, something cool. But he came home with like

(00:29):
this massive chest tattoo, which again at first I was like, oh,
that's kind of nice, that's kind of hot, until I
realized that it was a full on like it's like
a realistic portrait of his mom and his grandma on
his chest, like two really detailed faces staring back at

(00:49):
me right across his chest, and like I'm stuck wondering
how I'm supposed to be kissing in laying up all
on him with his moms and grandma's faces like looking
up at the old time.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Well, I have a simple answer, reverse cowboy.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Wow, John Jay, I did not know where you were
going with that, but that's with you.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
And then he'll be like, okay, let me get my
dad and your dad on my feet.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
It sounds like he's sabotaging his own love because that's
not sexy. Now did you ask him why? Other than
the tribute, they could have gone somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I mean, it's just like he loves me. He's a
he's a mom's boy and a grandma's boy, and it's
just like it's near his heart.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
So it's a really beautiful tribute. But maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Or your legs, he'd be like rich just always have
his shirt on, right, Yeah, even at home, even in
the shower, showers around it.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I'm with you, though, Gabby, that's odd because why wouldn't
he tell you that before that would be a tattoo
that I would want my man to talk to me?
Probably like I told you I was getting ink. You
didn't ask, So that's that's actually very true.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
But dang tell me, you're getting your mom's face tattooed
on you.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Is there any way you could encourage him to get
a lot more tattoos around there? So it gets kind
of drowned in the in the whole thing, in the
whole menagerie, you got to put her face, Gabby's face
right in the middle of mom and grad that's right,
where's your face? Where's my face? Eh?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Where's I don't want to see my face.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Weird ego. Yeah, I don't know. It feels a little weird,
so maybe maybe the mom and the grandma's faces if
they get tattoos on their faces. On his chest, I
guess you know it is weird like sometimes.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Has anybody here ever been intimate with your significant other
while listening to the radio station and your own voice
pops up?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
No, hey, how you turn it up?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Turn it up now?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
We're doing a pure forward.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Gabby.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Thanks for sharing that with us. If this is gonna
be a fun dilemon to

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Think about all day, that I could bring some joy, absolutely,
thank you.