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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Wakes up John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
What's crack a leg? And this is the big boss
dog snoopy deacle, double gigsel dang boom, what you don't do?
We're not talking about Rich ten T and we're not
talking about last week.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's the one and only dog.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
You know, the glasses lastly fixed, you vile double gisel.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
In your face to be and in the place to be.
And you're listening to John Jay and Rich, wake yours.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
John Jay and Rich. It's Friday, September sixth, twenty twenty four.
Phone numbers eight seven seven nine three seven one oh
four seven the tax line. You text jj R and
then whatever you want to say to the number nine
six eight nine three, we'll read your tax, we'll respond
to your tax, or we'll just call you back on
(00:50):
the air and have you tell us your text. Yesterday,
I went to go give blood, and I have this
little possible It's not an addiction, but I'm trying to
you know, I'm I'm kind of you know how when
you ask your mom something she says no, then you
go to your dad.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
So I went and gave blood two weeks ago, and
I wanted to give more blood and they said no.
So I went to another place to give blood. So
I gave.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I gave like a pint last week.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
That's what I don't like to lose blood. Yeah, I
think there would be a reason they would say no more.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
They don't know me. They don't know how much blood
I have.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
So yesterday there was like a pop up blood bank
or whatever blood drive. So I went and he was
in his Fu fou building. He was so uncomfor, like
a park underground. And then I didn't know it was
a pop up. I thought it was in the building.
And so when I get to the bottom floor, you
know how it tells you what's on what floor, but
business it didn't say, so I had to look at
my email and said, oh sweet one eighty. So it
(01:45):
was this weird building where you tell them what floor
you going to go to and then they tell you
what elevator to get into.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
You ever seen that before a hotel?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Sometimes they do half in half because it's really tall.
Was it a really tall building?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You know?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
They do like floors one.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Through wan.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
No, it says it'll be like I was going to
floor one and it was like you're taking elevator d
like okay, and there's all these all these other people.
It was just weird, right, So then I go, I
walk down there and I go to give the blood.
I got to fill out all these forms, so I
had to pee, right So as I'm filling out the form,
I fill out the form on my phone and I
hit san and I go, hey, I have to peep.
Will it take long? I'll just hold my peaches. Don't
(02:22):
hold your pee. Bathroom's right over there, and I go, okay,
go to.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
The bathroom pee.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I come back. She just I have to ask you
a question. She goes, have you had sex recently? Since
you filled out your form?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Since you filled out your form?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I filled out my form in front of you. I
filled out my form, and I went to the bathroom
and I came back. I mean, sometimes not pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
What's going on bathroom?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
There's like some kind of rendezvous.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I legally have to ask you that, sir. And I
was like okay.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
So I was like, no, I did not, And then
I would ask her back, has anybody said yes?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
After they filled out the form?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
It was so weird, man. And then and then they
gave me a free shirt right on.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Thank you for donating it's comfortable. So after that, do
you know your blood type?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, it's Oh, they all wanted my blood. I know
that's the most most universal one.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I think, like you can use it for all the
other blood types they want.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
They wanted, they wanted to know. They wanted me to do, uh,
take my blood cells. They want to do a bunch
of stuff, and hey, I'll do that another time.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I just gave blood last week.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
A little after giving all that blood.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
All right, so rich, how's Audrey doing?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
My Audrey, She's doing great. My daughter Audrey moved to
New York City.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
She's eighteen.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
She's going to school fashion school there. I'm going to
see her in a few weeks. But she announced to
me and the boys, my sons that she's coming home
in October for a couple of weeks. We were not
expecting her to Thanksgiving or Christmas, but I guess they
have off for Rasashana Na Rasha Shana, So she's coming
back in October, which screwed my boys up because they
(03:52):
were planning they elaborate pranks.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So now it's like.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
The the the the pressures on me to get it done.
That had two ideas in whicheveryone we pick here in
the room, I think we're gonna go with. So one
of them Audrey sleeps a lot, she sleeps late. So
one of them is is that when she comes home
and goes to bed, the boys want to decorate the
whole house like it's Christmas Day, like everything outside inside
(04:17):
in October, like light it up, change all the clocks,
change all the calendars, and when she wakes up, tell
her that she was so tired she slept until Christmas
and she's missed all that school. So but like I mean,
it's going to take a lot for us to get
like trees up and lights up and all that. And
then the other one, my son, Christopher pulls me aside
as if he's going to give me the worst news
(04:37):
in the world, and he sits down. He's fourteen, and
he's like, I need to talk to you about this
next plan I have, and he brings out a couple
of drunks and he says, uh, can Frank the handyman
help us with this. What he wants to do is
he wants to remove the door frame from her room
and have him have the candyman put up drywall, texture
(04:58):
the dry wall, and paint it so that it's just
a wall going to a room and she can only
get into a room by going through a window to
climb up upstairs.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
So yeah, it's like, yeah, Christmas in October is going
to be a little easier.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
School goes a house down while she's sleeping and he
wakes up there be no walls anywhere.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
So then he's like, Joe and I have put together
a budget for this. We got seventy five dollars to
pay for this. So he's like, I've been pricing out
drywall in texture. He's like, if we do it ourselves,
paint drywall everything, it's about one hundred and ten dollars.
But if you hire somebody, how much would that be?
They're serious, they would to dry They want to dry
wall and take away the entrance to her room.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
So it's a good Joe, it's a good prank, but
as someone whose house has been worked on NonStop for us, well,
it's Gisney chills like, no, I don't need to see
drawing and keep I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I'm like, man, that's so expensive, that's so extreme, and
I love it, but I think we're probably gonna do
Christmas instead. And she doesn't listen, So we're all good.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
I keep telling you about the text line. You text
Jjyard whatever you want to say to nine six S
eight ninety three. A Jay texted earlier and he's like, Hey,
I want to I want to know if I'm doing this?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Am I right? Jay?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
But your text didn't go through? He called.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, because I think I did it wrong. But yeah,
I'm not exactly textavy with this new phone.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
But he was texting us. But he called to make
sure his text went through. And I couldn't find his text,
but I figured he's on the phone. Yeah, you can
always call it. You should call to You don't know.
You didn't have to text, you can call it.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
What did you want to say?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well, I wanted to say thank you guys for the
daily laugh. You guys are awesome, all four of you.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Could you put that in the text. That'd be so
great to read.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That text on the air mom viewing crowd. But anyway,
so mom viewing crab. You mom looked at a crab,
My my god, and how incredible.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Incredible we all got hearing problem.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Jay. We appreciate you for the.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Thank you you guys. You guys have a good one.
And best of luck with the Christmas plans.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Not viewing Crab.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Back to you, Jack, thank you brother, thank you very
much man. All tell me you doing Crab man, that's incredible.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I looked over Peyton thinking like did they cuss?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
So again to text us?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
You just text jj R and whatever your message is
to nine six eight ninety three, Thank you for listening.
Wakes up John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
What's crack a leg? And this is the big boss
dog snoopy deacle, double gigsel dang boom, what you don't do?
We're not talking about Rich ten T and we're not
talking about last week.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's the one and only dog.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
You know, the glasses lastly fixed, you vile double gisel.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
In your face to be and in the place to be.
And you're listening to John Jay and Rich, wake yours.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
John Jay and Rich. It's Friday, September sixth, twenty twenty four.
Phone numbers eight seven seven nine three seven one oh
four seven the tax line. You text jj R and
then whatever you want to say to the number nine
six eight nine three, we'll read your tax, we'll respond
to your tax, or we'll just call you back on
(00:50):
the air and have you tell us your text. Yesterday,
I went to go give blood, and I have this
little possible It's not an addiction, but I'm trying to
you know, I'm I'm kind of you know how when
you ask your mom something she says no, then you
go to your dad.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
So I went and gave blood two weeks ago, and
I wanted to give more blood and they said no.
So I went to another place to give blood. So
I gave.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
I gave like a pint last week.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
That's what I don't like to lose blood. Yeah, I
think there would be a reason they would say no more.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
They don't know me. They don't know how much blood
I have.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
So yesterday there was like a pop up blood bank
or whatever blood drive. So I went and he was
in his Fu fou building. He was so uncomfor, like
a park underground. And then I didn't know it was
a pop up. I thought it was in the building.
And so when I get to the bottom floor, you
know how it tells you what's on what floor, but
business it didn't say, so I had to look at
my email and said, oh sweet one eighty. So it
(01:45):
was this weird building where you tell them what floor
you going to go to and then they tell you
what elevator to get into.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
You ever seen that before a hotel?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Sometimes they do half in half because it's really tall.
Was it a really tall building?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You know?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
They do like floors one.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Through wan.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
No, it says it'll be like I was going to
floor one and it was like you're taking elevator d
like okay, and there's all these all these other people.
It was just weird, right, So then I go, I
walk down there and I go to give the blood.
I got to fill out all these forms, so I
had to pee, right So as I'm filling out the form,
I fill out the form on my phone and I
hit san and I go, hey, I have to peep.
Will it take long? I'll just hold my peaches. Don't
(02:22):
hold your pee. Bathroom's right over there, and I go, okay,
go to.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
The bathroom pee.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
I come back. She just I have to ask you
a question. She goes, have you had sex recently? Since
you filled out your form?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Since you filled out your form?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
I filled out my form in front of you. I
filled out my form, and I went to the bathroom
and I came back. I mean, sometimes not pretty quick.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
What's going on bathroom?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
There's like some kind of rendezvous.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I legally have to ask you that, sir. And I
was like okay.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
So I was like, no, I did not, And then
I would ask her back, has anybody said yes?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
After they filled out the form?
Speaker 4 (02:56):
It was so weird, man. And then and then they
gave me a free shirt right on.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Thank you for donating it's comfortable. So after that, do
you know your blood type?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, it's Oh, they all wanted my blood. I know
that's the most most universal one.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I think, like you can use it for all the
other blood types they want.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
They wanted, they wanted to know. They wanted me to do, uh,
take my blood cells. They want to do a bunch
of stuff, and hey, I'll do that another time.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I just gave blood last week.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
A little after giving all that blood.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
All right, so rich, how's Audrey doing?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
My Audrey, She's doing great. My daughter Audrey moved to
New York City.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
She's eighteen.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
She's going to school fashion school there. I'm going to
see her in a few weeks. But she announced to
me and the boys, my sons that she's coming home
in October for a couple of weeks. We were not
expecting her to Thanksgiving or Christmas, but I guess they
have off for Rasashana Na Rasha Shana, So she's coming
back in October, which screwed my boys up because they
(03:52):
were planning they elaborate pranks.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So now it's like.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
The the the the pressures on me to get it done.
That had two ideas in whicheveryone we pick here in
the room, I think we're gonna go with. So one
of them Audrey sleeps a lot, she sleeps late. So
one of them is is that when she comes home
and goes to bed, the boys want to decorate the
whole house like it's Christmas Day, like everything outside inside
(04:17):
in October, like light it up, change all the clocks,
change all the calendars, and when she wakes up, tell
her that she was so tired she slept until Christmas
and she's missed all that school. So but like I mean,
it's going to take a lot for us to get
like trees up and lights up and all that. And
then the other one, my son, Christopher pulls me aside
as if he's going to give me the worst news
(04:37):
in the world, and he sits down. He's fourteen, and
he's like, I need to talk to you about this
next plan I have, and he brings out a couple
of drunks and he says, uh, can Frank the handyman
help us with this. What he wants to do is
he wants to remove the door frame from her room
and have him have the candyman put up drywall, texture
(04:58):
the dry wall, and paint it so that it's just
a wall going to a room and she can only
get into a room by going through a window to
climb up upstairs.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
So yeah, it's like, yeah, Christmas in October is going
to be a little easier.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
School goes a house down while she's sleeping and he
wakes up there be no walls anywhere.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
So then he's like, Joe and I have put together
a budget for this. We got seventy five dollars to
pay for this. So he's like, I've been pricing out
drywall in texture. He's like, if we do it ourselves,
paint drywall everything, it's about one hundred and ten dollars.
But if you hire somebody, how much would that be?
They're serious, they would to dry They want to dry
wall and take away the entrance to her room.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
So it's a good Joe, it's a good prank, but
as someone whose house has been worked on NonStop for us, well,
it's Gisney chills like, no, I don't need to see
drawing and keep I'm.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I'm like, man, that's so expensive, that's so extreme, and
I love it, but I think we're probably gonna do
Christmas instead. And she doesn't listen, So we're all good.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
I keep telling you about the text line. You text
Jjyard whatever you want to say to nine six S
eight ninety three. A Jay texted earlier and he's like, Hey,
I want to I want to know if I'm doing this?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Am I right? Jay?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Correct?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
But your text didn't go through? He called.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yeah, because I think I did it wrong. But yeah,
I'm not exactly textavy with this new phone.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
But he was texting us. But he called to make
sure his text went through. And I couldn't find his text,
but I figured he's on the phone. Yeah, you can
always call it. You should call to You don't know.
You didn't have to text, you can call it.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
What did you want to say?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well, I wanted to say thank you guys for the
daily laugh. You guys are awesome, all four of you.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Could you put that in the text. That'd be so
great to read.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
That text on the air mom viewing crowd. But anyway,
so mom viewing crab. You mom looked at a crab,
My my god, and how incredible.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Incredible we all got hearing problem.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Jay. We appreciate you for the.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Thank you you guys. You guys have a good one.
And best of luck with the Christmas plans.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Not viewing Crab.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Back to you, Jack, thank you brother, thank you very
much man. All tell me you doing Crab man, that's incredible.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I looked over Peyton thinking like did they cuss?
Speaker 4 (07:28):
So again to text us?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
You just text jj R and whatever your message is
to nine six eight ninety three, Thank you for listening.
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