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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
What's crack a leg? And this is the big bulls
dove snoopy diagle, double gigsel dang boom.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
What you don't do, John Jay, we're not talking.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
About rid ten team, We're not talking about last year.
It's the one and only dough you know, the glass last,
big smooth eagle, double gibble in your face to me
and in the place to be. And you're listening to
John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Wake you as s John Jay and Rich phone numbers
eight seven, seven, nine three, seven, one four seven. You
can text us text jj R and whatever's on your
mind to ninety six eight nine three. Christine called they
should be holding for a little bit. Good morning, Christine,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
So much for holding.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
How are you good? How are you Christine? And Glendale?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I'm good. I was just calling in to set that
other lady's minded ease about her boyfriend, who like is
in the face cream and scentsive candles.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Go ahead, How are you going to do that? She
just has to.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
She just has to boyfriend exactly the same way he
gets his eyebrows wax. He has scented candles, one in
his room, one out in the kitchen. He's a complete
neat freak, which is the absolute best. Totally cleans up
dofter himself all the time. I think the first time
(01:25):
that he stayed the night at my house, I think
he took a picture of like my bed before we
got in it, because then I took a shower, and
like the next morning took a shower, came out of
the bathroom. My bed is made exactly the way I
make it, with the throw pillows in the right spot
and everything.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
That's a good guy. I know.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
He is exactly right.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Every time I come to bed and the throw pillows
are on there, I said to my wife, why are
these here?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Why?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Hundreds?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I'm glad you appreciate it, but awesome. I think it's
great too, But I don't think my wife appreciates it
as much because my nickname at the house is chores. Hey, chores.
I'm just like, why are you wipe me down the
counter because it's dirty?
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Christine? Thank you so much for why are you upsolurtly?
Where are you going? What do you do?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm on my way home from his house, actually headed home,
and you know, get ready for the day, right, little boy. Well,
we spend weekends.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Together, so well, thank you so much for calling in.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
All right, thank you you guys, have a great day.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Speaking of relationships. Yesterday, I have this thing.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
You know, we have this little bathroom like downstairs, you know,
like every kid's got their own bathroom, but we have
a bathroom.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
What do you call that? Let's just a powder bath. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And for years, when I use the powder bath, if
I just go number one, I don't flush, okay, because
if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush
it down right. And I feel like flushing after one
pee is a waste of water.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
So I just pee. Well.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yesterday, and I've done that ever since I pretty much
known my wife. Yesterday, she went to that bathroom and
starts screaming, like at the top of her lungs because
our dog Pablo, who is rambunctious and out of control,
was drinking out of the toilet. And she's like, you
guys could just mean Dutch. Dutch is eighteen. She's screaming
to both of us. He's on one side of the house,
(03:27):
on the other side of as you.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Guys from no one no more leaving pee in the bathroom.
Do you understand me? Babo's faces and the plot he's
drinking the peak and that's disgusting. It's right, and it's disgusting.
And I'm watching TV and I pause it.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I'm like, ah, it's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
So then she comes walk it out and she goes,
did you hear what I said? Did you hear me?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
She's like, she's not like that. It sounded like my
mom yelling at me. And I was like, wow, I go,
I guess I go. If it's yellow, let him mellow.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Like no, No, she's gross, disrespectful. It's disrespectful.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
She's stuck.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Give me the dog the bath with p all over
his face.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Right, and then when the dog comes to kiss you
on the face, like you you have.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Okay? While the other dog, Charlie, he goes and eats
all the dogs.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
We have to rush to clean up dog poop in
the backyard because Charlie eats the other dog poop. You
don't want to kiss Charlie.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
No, your wife put like some of that blue toilet water.
I'm gonna get you some tabs. We can't use him
in my house anymore.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Last night, like then, after all that, right, we go
to bed and she's like, you know how you do
pillow talk. She like sitting face to face and she's like,
you know what I mean, right about flushing and after
youp like if it's yellow, let it mellow. And she's like, no, no,
I just feel like I read somewhere. I heard somewhere
every time you flushes eight gallons of water, and I'm like,
that's a lot of water.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Changed the reason I do because I heard you flesh
eight gawns a while. That's a waste, Okay, but no more.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
No, She's like, we can conserve water in other ways.
We don't have to do it that way. Flesh chefter
you pete. All right, So this morning in my our
bathroom flush, Oh is that loud noise when you're sleeping?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Oh my god, sorry, it's that loud noise.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Impossible anyway, You're the worst, like the actual worst.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Anyway. So Peyton, let's get in your voting and your mom. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
So on Friday, my mom texted me and she's like, Hey,
I'm gonna go to one of the voting polls and
drop off my ballot. And I was like, okay, yeah,
maybe i'll meet you. I don't know. I'm like, right
in the middle of taking a nap, so we'll see
about that. I didn't end up going with her, but
she texted me she was like, hey, I'm done voting,
and word for word this is what she said. I
(05:36):
met a new friend for you. Her name is Kate.
She does TikTok and she's gonna follow you on Instagram
twenty seven single move to a Z in February and
she's really cool. So my mom's out at the voting polls.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Making new friends Friday and I just.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Texted her back. I was like, that's really.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Sweet of you, but like I have a lot of
friends already as it is, like, can we not be
signing me up for step like this? Well, then I
get on my Instagram and sweet girl Kate from the
voting polls dm me and she was like, I met
your mom in the line to vote yesterday and she
told me about the show you're on in the cool
videos you make, and we're in the same age and
we're both in Chandler want to go to happy hour.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Let's go bring her in here. First, Let's interview her.
Let us interview her before she could be your friend.
Let's scare her away. She makes TikTok, Like does she
have a TikTok following.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
We didn't get that far. I don't know, we didn't
get that far, but I was like, okay, sure we
could go to Happy and then but then there was
like one thing and I kind of thought of you,
John Jay instantly as it happened, because the way I
was like, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
But that's.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Yeah. I did that because she texted me and I
was like, oh, I'm down, and she's like, yeah, we
have a pretty good girls group that live in Chandler.
I'm like, there's more of you.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
No, you know if she's if she's a because your
mom says she does TikTok, which could be everybody, but
the way your mom said, I wonder if she's a
TikTok person. So it'd be funny to get her in
here in the next couple of days, interview her and
see are you really a TikTok person? Okay, finish, just
phrase my money, don't jingle jingle whatever, give her a
bunch of TikTok.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Oh, you're not a TikTok person. You can't be her friend.
If you want to hang out with her, Peyton, that
would be the way to do it go on.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
I'm sure Jesse's really sweet, Like we follow each other
on Instagram, but like just like I'm just so busy
as it is, and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
And my mom did this, and then I feel.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Like I have to do it anyways, By the way,
I would figure that of voting in line, you don't
like talk to people where you're voting because you don't
want to get.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
It in your vote for so, so you must talk
to anybody no matter where we are.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
She's a yapper. So are you going to go to
happy hour?
Speaker 5 (07:32):
That's the plan?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
When is happy Which happy hour?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
No?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
No, Well you didn't really get that far. We were
like planning on hanging out this week, but I've got
a lot of stuff going on. Basketball tryout start this week.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
So happy hoursortant?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Let me he zips? You I do like zips.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I can go for a Zambrina.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
You know that even if it's a bad conversation, you
got zips. That's true.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
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