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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I do.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, I'm fairly certain I gave a girl. I went
on a date with the ick. Basically we went out
to dinner, and I unfortunately suffered from chronic nose leaves.
So I just thought something must have been happening that night.
I guess because I kept getting them, and by the
(00:25):
third one, you're just had to call it off.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Date sad and also I feel her because like you're
in tripping blood.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
At the date.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
No, I definitely understand why.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
What a bummer though, because you can't control it. Does
anything in particular bring it on? Were you stressed out
or what?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
What usually causes like he's in the bathroom right, normally just.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Just a certain certain barometric pressure. I don't know, man,
It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Okay, So I thought we were gonna get calls from
people that were saying, you know, this person did something
and icked me out. You're you're the person. You can
admit you're the ick, like you're I mean, right, So
you're on a date, you get a chronic nosebleed and
and she now ghosts you. It's kind of sad because
you think I would think that there's a medical answer
(01:17):
to that, like.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
More zinc or something. Or iron or what is blood?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
There must be there must be something that you could
take for that.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I have to right or I mean or is that
something you have a disease? It's something diase? Right?
Speaker 6 (01:32):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, you know, like there's a condition, right, anemia
or something like something like that, because I know people
that get nosebleeds a lot, but I don't know if
it's chronic or it could be the air the outerge
is near, you get a dry nose, you know, maybe
african can help you. No spray. They say it's addicting,
but I've been doing it every day for ten years.
I'm all right, Braden, Well thanks for sharing that.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Ack. Thank you? All right, poor guy, Hayley, you have
a dating take a first date?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
I sure do. This was crazy. So I talked to
this guy on an online dating app. We met for
the first time at just middle of the day lunch,
totally cool, and a few minutes into the conversation after
he got to know me a little bit, he looks
me straight dead in the eyes and both you would
be abducted, And of course I was like, I'm sorry,
(02:24):
what And come to find out that he was a
doomsday prepper and because he found out that I had
skill by being in the medical profession and a veteran.
He went off about how my skills would get me
abducted because everybody would want to keep me as part
of their like post apocalyptic.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Right away.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
For a guy like that, that is a compliment. Probably,
Oh you get abduck, you get stolen into her.
Speaker 8 (02:53):
It's definitely an oh for sure, Like are you trying
to abduct me?
Speaker 9 (02:58):
So cool, that's what I thought.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
I was like, I'm nervous.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, you know, he's making a list of people he's
going to take.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
So how did it end? Did he walk you to
your car to your house in the dark?
Speaker 7 (03:10):
No, Luckily it was the middle of the day and
I was trying to get out of there. He kept
ordering cups of coffee, y'all.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It went forever.
Speaker 10 (03:18):
There.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
But I never looked back, never called him again. I
don't think he knows where I live.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Good. Thanks Haley, thanks for sharing that with us. Thank you, Carly.
You've got a dating story.
Speaker 11 (03:31):
Yes they do.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
What happened?
Speaker 11 (03:34):
Oh, okay, so this was probably about five or six
years ago. But I went on a date, met somebody
for the first time off of a dating app and
The conversation was just pretty bizarre, and somehow he got
on the topic of what he eats, and he told
me he's a pretty picky eater, and then every day
at work for lunch, eats toast for lunch, which I
(03:57):
thought was kind of bizarre, but he went on to
tell me that his job is very stressful and the
toast is comforting to him, and that for the last
five or six years he's been eating toast for lunch,
and that for the last year or so he'd been
putting salad dressing on his toast. So I asked him,
(04:17):
you know, why are you using salad dressing and he said, well,
one day I ran out of butter, and I decided
I liked it, and I asked him if he ever
switches it up, and he told me that he basically
switches out the bread sometimes and then sometimes he uses
creamy Italian and sometimes it's creamy Caesar. So it just
(04:37):
was really weird, and I mean, he talked about it
for so long that I actually ended up recording it
on my voice app and I actually looked at it
yesterday and I was like, oh my gosh, it was
just the conversation kept continuing it's really weird.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Clear, like, how can we have that voice? AUP? Can
we play it?
Speaker 11 (04:56):
I probably, but I don't know how to do it.
I'm on the phone with you. I can send it
to you probably and you're in box or something.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
They'd be funny, is it crystal clear? Like you hear
him saying, well, you know, let's just like toast.
Speaker 11 (05:10):
Yeah, And actually, I mean I was kind of leading
the questions because I went on for so long that
I exactly went on for so long that I, you know,
was like, Okay, tell me again, how did this happen?
And he was just like, oh, you know, And then
he just said I get so stressed out and Mike
needs toast and he referred to himself in the third person.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (05:31):
So yeah, So yeah, I just don't know how to
get it off my phone. So I'm not that logical,
but I.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Kind of can't. Now as you kind of roll it out.
If you're doing like Caesar on toast, wouldn't it taste
a little like a creuton from a Caesar salad. I'm
not totally.
Speaker 11 (05:47):
Against would no. I mean I wouldn't either. It's just
the fact that he eats it every day. And he
told me he eats it about five or six times
during the work day, so and it helps with his
anxiety for some reason. So, but you know, I'm I'm
a speech pathologist. So I was kind of trying to
like get to the bottom of what was going on
(06:07):
with him. And at one point he knew that I
was a speech pathologist, but he told me that he
didn't understand why I needed an advanced degree, that you know,
anybody could do speech pathology. So I kind of felt
like I was talking to one of my students the
whole time. It was just strange.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Okay, I have an idea. Okay, I have an idea.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Yes, what if we hang up with you, you send
us the audio and then we'll call you.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Back, okay and play it.
Speaker 11 (06:34):
Oh gosh, Okay, let's just hopefully work.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
If it doesn't work out, we won't. If we can't
get it, we can't figure out behind the scenes, then
we'll just let it go. But if it does, we
will call you back immediately. So everyone listening right out,
can hear him talk about toast.
Speaker 11 (06:46):
Okay, Okay, sounds good. Okay, hang on real quick, you guys.
So should I just try to send it to your Instagram.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
No, hold on right now, but we'll give you a
private number. Hold on for one second, Carly. Okay, and
by the way, I thought a good mic drop for
you after your date you get up. You know what
this relationship is? Toast and then you walk out?
Speaker 11 (07:04):
Yes, right, well, and also his name is Mike, so
Mike drop my.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Drop damn yeah, Toast.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
All right, Carl, hold on, hold on, he's got to
hear this voicema. Hold on, hold on. We'll get into
it next. It's John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Good news.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Carly sent us the audio. Carly, we got the audio.
It worked, ok. But here's the thing. No one's heard
it yet, even Nick. You send it to Nick. Nick
put it right up. So we're about to play so
quick recaps Carly's inch when she went on a first
date with the guy and the holly did was talking
about Toast and then she took the phone and hit
voice notes and this, and you could you couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Right then you started leading him down the path talking
about Toast.
Speaker 11 (07:48):
Right, yes, exactly, I'm of you can kind of hear
me laughing, and I feel.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Bad, but laugh Actually, Okay, let's here we go here we.
Speaker 12 (07:55):
Go today on that tail mix, and then what else
do you snap on besides they okay and toast? And
how many times to day with the toast?
Speaker 13 (08:07):
So it'll be like a kind of stressed out I've got.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Job, okay, but I kind of like it okay.
Speaker 14 (08:20):
So it was stress.
Speaker 12 (08:24):
Toast.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
That is so funny.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
That's another quote for a T shirt, carlievable.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Good.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
I was telling Dylan that it's I.
Speaker 11 (08:48):
Mean, I was in the dating world for a long time.
Thank god, I'm no longer. That was just a mild
I've had so many other experiences too.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
When you say no longer in the dating world, you
own somebody or you just gave up.
Speaker 11 (09:02):
I did no, No, I did not give up. I
actually found someone. I'm engaged. We've engaged for a couple
of years. And yeah, I mean Mike was in my
rear view mirror for like seven years.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Already. Good, I'm glad that's old, real que. So what's
the worst ache you said you have? Bad?
Speaker 14 (09:19):
What?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
What's a really bad ache you had?
Speaker 15 (09:21):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (09:21):
I don't know if it's suitable for radio so we
could believe it. Let me just put it this way
that I had to google out of terms when I
was getting messages from people things I had never heard
of before. I did get a lot of people that
were into there was somebody into Christian domestic discipline. I
don't know if you've ever heard of that.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Open we need we need to go to cover that.
Speaker 11 (09:47):
Well, I finally said these people as one person, I said,
I don't understand, like, there's nothing in my profile that
indicates this is what I want. So what is it
about me that made you choose me? And he said, well,
you're really tiny and I could put you over my
knee and thank you.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
So wow.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
I literally just and the first thing says it's when
the husband spanked their wives.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Wow. You didn't follow up with that.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
Absolutely, oh no, And I asked him about it. He
said that he was in another relationship and his wife
ex wife used to make goals for herself. So for example,
she had a goal for going to the gym, you know,
four or five times a week, and if she didn't
meet the goal, then he would put her over his
knee and let her choose like what she wanted to
be disciplined with. And I was like, I'm.
Speaker 16 (10:30):
Out, Yeah, Wow.
Speaker 11 (10:33):
There are Pinterest pages.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
No way, Wow, there are Kyle didn't get a resolution.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, Rich better, you're getting all my lap, all right,
all right, card you're amazing, You're amazing.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Thank you.
Speaker 11 (10:56):
Listen to the rest of the boys mill when you
have time, because it goes crazier.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Okay, maybe we'll put that on the podcast.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Is a really good interview. We're on the spot.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
It's amazing, it's amazing, really good, Cardio best.
Speaker 11 (11:08):
I mean, I do it for a living, so it'd
be an occupational hazard if I couldn't communicate.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Right, Yeah, you're really communicator. Thank you. Thanks for calling in.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 11 (11:16):
You're welcome. I love you guys, and I've been listening
to you since the beginning, so thanks for having me on.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 14 (11:22):
I could be this twist along to make stops.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Maybe we got the drunk DIY line six two eight
eight eight nineteen thirty three. Leave us a talk back,
you got the iHeart app, tap the microphone, leave us
a talk back and you'll make it on the radio.
Speaker 17 (11:41):
Hi, this is Lindsay and Lexi from New Mexico and
we're just sitting here drinking a.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Bunch of whiskey and watching Judge Judy and the.
Speaker 15 (11:51):
Announcer Guy sounds like Kyle's husband, and I paused it
so I could play it for you.
Speaker 17 (11:58):
Ready hurt shift in law talking to or a refund
of cruise bees.
Speaker 15 (12:04):
Okay, So also we miss fish when he used to
do stacks in hacks.
Speaker 10 (12:12):
Like bring that back?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Please?
Speaker 14 (12:14):
Like where did they go?
Speaker 11 (12:15):
Love you guys?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Bye?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Okay? Is that your husband?
Speaker 6 (12:20):
No?
Speaker 16 (12:20):
And I'm sure he wishes it was, because that would
be a killer gig. Judy, Yeah, I nominate him to
take over for that guy when.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
That guy retired.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Here's a stack of hacks intro jacks, Yeah, stacks and.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Judy Chrunshade and Rich.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
All right, see I love that. Thank you for listening,
you little drunk people in New Mexico.
Speaker 11 (12:43):
Hey guys, what's up?
Speaker 17 (12:45):
I'm always hearing about Rich and this bag of Chip story,
and I would like what is the full backstory behind that?
I would love to know how this all started in
what's going on in this half? All right?
Speaker 11 (12:56):
Thanks?
Speaker 8 (12:57):
The Chip story has lore.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
People were on the show.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Here's part of the Chip story. You know.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I met Gladys Night when I worked in Dallas.
Speaker 13 (13:10):
I work for a station that did these concerts, and
she was doing like a little show for the radio station.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
They were all hanging out in rehearsals and she walks
up to me. She say, I'm supposed to go up
and rehearse, but I ain't had one chip.
Speaker 13 (13:23):
Give me a chip, give me a bag of chip.
So one all right, I'll go get your bag of chip.
So I go get her a bag of chips. Nothing said.
She does the concert. She thanks me during the show
for a bag of chip. She's like, because this man,
I got a bag of chip. That's why I'm sicking tonight.
So she was very cool.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I like her a lot.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
She's a cool lady.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
So a couple of people over the years have said
in their own versions of.
Speaker 15 (13:44):
That, you know, I met Gladys Night when I worked
in Dallas. I worked for a station that did these concerts,
and she was doing a little show for the radio station.
They were all just hanging out in rehearsals and she
walks up to me and she's like, I'm supposed to
go up and rehearse, but I had one chip, Get
me a chip, get me a bag of chips. So
(14:06):
I'm like, all right, I'll go get you a bag
of chicks. So I go get her a bag of chips,
nothing said. She does the concert. She thanks me during
the show for a back of chips. She's like, because
of this man, I got a bag of chips. That's
what's so good at night. So she was very cool.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Nice. Did I just wake up in hell?
Speaker 14 (14:27):
You know?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I met Gladys night when I worked in Dallas.
Speaker 18 (14:30):
I worked for a station that did these concerts, and
she was doing a like like a little show for
the radio station.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
They were all hanging out rehearsals, and she walks up
to me and she's like, I.
Speaker 18 (14:40):
Was supposed to go up and rehearse, but I ain't.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Had one chip.
Speaker 18 (14:43):
Get me a chip, Give me a bag of chip.
So I'm like, all right, I'll get you back of chicks. Oh,
I go go get her back of chips. This is
nothing said. She does the concert. She thanks me during
the show for a bag of chip. She's like, because
this man, I got a bag of chips. So that's
wants singing to night. This it's very cool.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
I like her a lot. She's a cool lady.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
I don't remember when that story was, but you were
telling me the story, and I remember looking at you.
I don't remember one point, but I was just like,
you know, could I be an email? I'm looking at
you going, you know, Rich, I'm really enjoying your podcast
right now.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Honest. I still think it's a good story because if
it weren't for me, Gladys Knight would not be singing
that time. So I think she's cool.
Speaker 10 (15:24):
I've got a story about the craziest reasons why some
money called No One one.
Speaker 11 (15:29):
It's not me, but it's.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
My mother in law.
Speaker 11 (15:31):
My mother in law is seventy.
Speaker 14 (15:33):
Eight and she has Facebook.
Speaker 16 (15:36):
She was looking at her Facebook and she saw somebody's page.
Speaker 17 (15:40):
They were in their profile.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
Pictures they were holding a bunch of money.
Speaker 12 (15:44):
It also said that they were.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
A full time hustler.
Speaker 16 (15:48):
So my mother in law calls one one one and
says that she has found a girls.
Speaker 10 (15:53):
Baylor own Facebook.
Speaker 16 (15:55):
None one one comes out there and she explains why
she called on one.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
One and they tell her, well, lighty, if you.
Speaker 14 (16:04):
Call on one one again, we're gonna put.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
You in jail.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Okay, okay, all right, So that's how it works.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
You call us an eighty eight six h two eighty
eight nineteen thirty three or leave us the talk back,
which is the little microphone on the free iHeart radio.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
App Josh and rich Shaw, Intelligence, Beauty Jar.
Speaker 17 (16:35):
Of course we're just describing Kyle and Peyton, your four
best friends are live.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
You you're doing a term paper in high school or college,
and you have to reference where you get your information from.
I feel like a lot of that is important in storytelling.
Sometimes when we're on the radio, you should have to
tight your source. Yeah, so, and you got also if
you're just jumping in, you got to know what the
story is. So like there's a there's a kind of
a complaint or requestus. Can someone please make a compilation
(17:00):
of John Jay saying so I was at the Final four.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So you guys know I was at the Final four.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
When I was at the Final four, like, I'm doing
that to tell you that's why I was in Indianapolis.
I'm about to tell you a story about a reason.
That's why I say that. I'm not doing that to brag,
Just like I said I wasn't bragging when I told
you the kN Kon story.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
It's not because I was in Cankun.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
It's because I'm walking in this mall in can Kun,
which is random, and I'm sure the music that that's
probably a number one hit song in can Coon Right.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Now, Handsome, you're painting the picture.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yeah, that's kind of what I'm doing now. I am
very excited about what I'm about to do for you
guys right now. I am very excited. Okay, So I please, rich,
can I have my computer up?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Do you guys know who Ella Langley is?
Speaker 11 (17:44):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
My gosh what? My husband is one of the Ella's fellas.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
I know.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
He literally wears the T shirt and everything.
Speaker 16 (17:56):
There's a T shirt and I'm like, okay, so you're
Ellis Fella today.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
So she got a song called Choosing Texas that's blown up.
Oh yeah, and you know about the misheard lyrics, so
it sounds like there's a lyric in there. Let me
let me play a part of the song for you. Okay,
that's the song that's a hit song what she's getting
(18:20):
a lot of flak for. And she addressed it in
the news because sounds like she said I farted. Okay,
so now that so it sounds like I farted.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Listen you hear it.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
I have worked very hard putting together other songs for
you that say I farted.
Speaker 16 (18:47):
No, this is you need your family to go out
of town more often.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
This is this is fantastic.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
This is my segment. So this song is and I'm
gonna start with some lesser known songs. But this is
Zac Brown Band.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
She got too close, so far.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Got too close, so I farted. I heard that day
right now.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
This is from the weekend. This is Heartless from the Weekend.
This is Able saying he farted because I'm heartless. Don't funny,
I'm just hotest.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
He's fartless. He's heartless.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
She doesn't have any gas at all. He's heartless. Here's
Sean Mendez stitches shaky farting on some buddies.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I heard it.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I heard farting on.
Speaker 16 (19:39):
My she was she was.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
She was far.
Speaker 14 (19:44):
Shy.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Here's Selena Gomez, good for you.
Speaker 15 (19:51):
I'm a fourteen carriage.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
I'm fourteen carries.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Farting carrots, farting carrots. I mean it's a lot of
fight with an accent.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
Though, like I'm fourteen carrots.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
I'm a fourteen carrots.
Speaker 15 (20:06):
I'm fourteen carries.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Here is Elton John and Dua Lipa. That was a
great song.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, parting on the captains.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
I bet you weren't expecting Destiny's Child to be on
this list.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Now, they said they farted in Independent Women. I will
hear that any other way.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Now, I bet you didn't expect Beyonce's irreplaceable.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Have her talk about farting.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
In the closet death fast up?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
If I parted, please don't touch.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, no, Beyonce, we don't want to touch that. Okay
for distance, We're all right?
Speaker 5 (20:59):
All righty Grandia one last time, which is on my workout,
my workout playlist.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
This is on my workout playlist. But she talks about party.
Speaker 10 (21:05):
I was a lion and the first No, I should
have done it.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
I have one more songs. It's a little bit of
a reach, but it works.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Break Free, Okay, parted on your body, I came alive.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Okay, what's up?
Speaker 9 (21:35):
Yes, I just want to know what is in your
mind when you hear this stuff and you said, oh
my god, he's got on fardy. I'm gonna find twenty
five songs.
Speaker 14 (21:44):
That's bad.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
That's exactly exactly. I've been working on it for two days.
Speaker 14 (21:51):
I'm freaking love it.
Speaker 9 (21:53):
I love it. You are too much.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Thanks today, have a great day. You're the best one.
But bye, what's up, Rebecca?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
You're on the air.
Speaker 9 (22:01):
I need this full I farted segment like a permanent
post on your social media live there forever, because it
is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in
my life, like permanent spot.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Please sure, we have to pin it.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
I want to interview any of these artists now, would
tell them what about when you wrote football farting?
Speaker 16 (22:23):
Do you want to address that.
Speaker 14 (22:30):
Is a new thing that we haven't heard.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Yeah, carrots, Thanks Rebecca, I have a great day.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Not Betty Blanco's fever gross, but farting carrots.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
That's gross if you missed it. When you're talking about
farting carrots here, it is genius.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Good morning, Denise, what's happening.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
I just want to thank you for not making me
so crazy because I've heard majority of the songs that
you've put on here. I've heard the farted, and my
husband looks at me like I'm crazy, and I'm like,
you don't hear it, Like I will point out when
it sounds like something else, and he doesn't hear until
I say it, and then he can't unhear it.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
So like what song you talk about specifically, like all of.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
The Ariana Grande ones, I've always pointed those ones the
Beyonce one.
Speaker 10 (23:22):
I heard that one too.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
There's like a couple of them, and he just looks
at me like, really you you hear fart everywhere And
I'm like, I guess they need to pronounciate better.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Yeah, then you pronunciate here, here is a here's a gande.
I don't even know what she's really saying.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
That's Beyonce one.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Claus. Yes, that sounds so much like she wrote that
if I farted, please don't tell you.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
I don't have a problem with that.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I'm telling you loudly.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
It sounds like she's pronunciating very clearly for us.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
To hear that very much.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
So.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Yeah, and then I do this in real life too,
Like he'll look at me and say something and then
I'm like did you say this? And he's like, how
the hell did you even hear that? And I'm like,
I don't know. My brain is just I think me
and jeh Jay's brain worked the same, because I hear
something and then I'm like, is this what you said?
And it's something like completely different.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
You and I both pronounciate different things. Have a great day, Denise,
thank you for listening, puss Up, thanks.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
For holding Hey.
Speaker 14 (24:37):
Yeah, no foul, thank you. I got a I got
a question for you guys. So I got this neighbor
moved in like a year ago. I work from home.
She goes into an office and you know, when she
we got talking or whatever, you know, the neighborhood thing.
And recently, about six months ago, she asked me like, hey,
I'm starting to get Amazon packages. I'm not at home,
(24:59):
like I know you're home. Would you mind grabbing them
and then bringing them inside and I'll come pick them
up later. And at first I was like, yeah, no problem,
that sounds good. And when it first started, it was
like maybe one or two packages a week, but now
it seems like it's like every other day. And I
don't know what she's ordering, but these are massive Amazon
boxes that I have to keep picking up and dragging
(25:19):
it in. And now I feel like I work for
Amazon because these things are massive. And I don't know
how to tell her, like, hey, I don't want to
do this anymore. I don't know how to tell her
to chill out, like I don't want to sound like
a bad neighbor cause any issues between us, but like
this is I feel like I'm being taken advantage of
at this point.
Speaker 16 (25:36):
Yeah, you kind of are a little bit, I think because.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Your neighbor are like an old, fragile lady.
Speaker 14 (25:42):
No, not at all, Like she's she's middle a. I
mean she's like forty. I don't really know how old
she is. I want to assume that she's like closer
to forty than she is anything else. But they know
she goes for runs. She seems fit enough, like nothing
that would prevent her from being able to carry her
own Okay, so.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
You're carrying you're carrying the packages into her house or
you take that into your house until she gets home.
Speaker 14 (26:01):
I take them into my house because she didn't give
me a like, I don't have a key to her house.
I don't want to keep her out. Like that's not much.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Okay, but they're not being are they being delivered to
your house?
Speaker 14 (26:10):
No? I have to go to her place and pick
up a packages, bring them into my place, and then
she comes over later to grab them, and then yeah,
that's terrible helping her move them into her place.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Does she want does she want a little piece of cow?
Is that what she's hoping for? A little little cow?
Speaker 10 (26:25):
Zone?
Speaker 17 (26:26):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (26:28):
The weirdest way to flirt.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
With me if that's probably she's probably like he just
doesn't get it, especially if she's what you should.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Looks been ordering so many packaging.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
All this largerie and he not wants is asking if
I want to try it on.
Speaker 14 (26:42):
I mean, if that's the case, maybe I should ask
her out.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Then Yeah, are you single and she's single? And is
she's single?
Speaker 14 (26:55):
You know? The thing is that I I don't know.
That's that's another issue I have too, where it's like
I'm not very close to my neighbors in that way,
Like I I don't know. I like being friendly with
my neighbor, but I only being overly friends with my neighbor.
Speaker 16 (27:08):
It's perfect you ask her out, and if she is
with someone, she will not want you to get her
packages anymore. I feel like she'll know it's sending the
wrong signal. Yeah, if she is single, then you get
a date and then maybe fall in love, and then
you move in together, and then at least you're getting
the packages from your own house.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Right there, your packages now too.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
You do as we suggest too, dude.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
It is just don't pick them up for a while
and see what happens, and then she's gonna.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Like if if if.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
They're there for a day, like she's home, right, she's
just's or she's at work or wherever, and the packages
get delivered, she wants you to take them to your house,
So Jess, don't do it for a day or two.
And as the packages build up, maybe one will get
stolen and you could be like, I'm so sorry, I
was busy.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I didn't have time to get the packages in. Or
is she gonna come up to go? Remember I actually
have been these packages in. Are you not going to
do that for like?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
I can see her getting the hint once you didn't
do it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 14 (27:55):
Yeah, that's actually a good point too. I just I
don't know. I don't want to sound like a bad
neighbor come across.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Like me or anything.
Speaker 14 (28:00):
That's kind of the issue I have.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
I kind of like the piece of cow zone rub
oh you think she wants you think you think it's romantic.
Speaker 8 (28:09):
It couldn't be.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
What a great love story.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
She's like, I don't get it. He comes over all
the time, and I gotta go order you.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
I don't know what else told her on Amazon? I've
ordered everything.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
What if you wear when she comes over to get
their packages? If she wear a nice little shoot sexy out.
Speaker 14 (28:26):
I don't know. All my friends tell me I'm oblivious,
So she could she could be wearing low cup tops
and I probably wouldn't even notice to be on it.
I'm oblivious to when girls hit on me, like most
guys are. So she is hitting on me or wearing
anything that would suggest anything, it is completely going over
my head. I'm just getting annoyed with the package system. Now,
you guys make me think I need to look at
this whole situation different.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Maybe all right, well it's a good problem to have, bro.
Thank you all right, Bye bye.
I do.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Yeah, I'm fairly certain I gave a girl. I went
on a date with the ick. Basically we went out
to dinner, and I unfortunately suffered from chronic nose leaves.
So I just thought something must have been happening that night.
I guess because I kept getting them, and by the
(00:25):
third one, you're just had to call it off.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Date sad and also I feel her because like you're
in tripping blood.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
At the date.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
No, I definitely understand why.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
What a bummer though, because you can't control it. Does
anything in particular bring it on? Were you stressed out
or what?
Speaker 1 (00:46):
What usually causes like he's in the bathroom right, normally just.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Just a certain certain barometric pressure. I don't know, man,
It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Okay, So I thought we were gonna get calls from
people that were saying, you know, this person did something
and icked me out. You're you're the person. You can
admit you're the ick, like you're I mean, right, So
you're on a date, you get a chronic nosebleed and
and she now ghosts you. It's kind of sad because
you think I would think that there's a medical answer
(01:17):
to that, like.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
More zinc or something. Or iron or what is blood?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
There must be there must be something that you could
take for that.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I have to right or I mean or is that
something you have a disease? It's something diase? Right?
Speaker 6 (01:32):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, you know, like there's a condition, right, anemia
or something like something like that, because I know people
that get nosebleeds a lot, but I don't know if
it's chronic or it could be the air the outerge
is near, you get a dry nose, you know, maybe
african can help you. No spray. They say it's addicting,
but I've been doing it every day for ten years.
I'm all right, Braden, Well thanks for sharing that.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Ack. Thank you? All right, poor guy, Hayley, you have
a dating take a first date?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
I sure do. This was crazy. So I talked to
this guy on an online dating app. We met for
the first time at just middle of the day lunch,
totally cool, and a few minutes into the conversation after
he got to know me a little bit, he looks
me straight dead in the eyes and both you would
be abducted, And of course I was like, I'm sorry,
(02:24):
what And come to find out that he was a
doomsday prepper and because he found out that I had
skill by being in the medical profession and a veteran.
He went off about how my skills would get me
abducted because everybody would want to keep me as part
of their like post apocalyptic.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Right away.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
For a guy like that, that is a compliment. Probably,
Oh you get abduck, you get stolen into her.
Speaker 8 (02:53):
It's definitely an oh for sure, Like are you trying
to abduct me?
Speaker 9 (02:58):
So cool, that's what I thought.
Speaker 7 (03:00):
I was like, I'm nervous.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Yeah, you know, he's making a list of people he's
going to take.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
So how did it end? Did he walk you to
your car to your house in the dark?
Speaker 7 (03:10):
No, Luckily it was the middle of the day and
I was trying to get out of there. He kept
ordering cups of coffee, y'all.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It went forever.
Speaker 10 (03:18):
There.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
But I never looked back, never called him again. I
don't think he knows where I live.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Good. Thanks Haley, thanks for sharing that with us. Thank you, Carly.
You've got a dating story.
Speaker 11 (03:31):
Yes they do.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
What happened?
Speaker 11 (03:34):
Oh, okay, so this was probably about five or six
years ago. But I went on a date, met somebody
for the first time off of a dating app and
The conversation was just pretty bizarre, and somehow he got
on the topic of what he eats, and he told
me he's a pretty picky eater, and then every day
at work for lunch, eats toast for lunch, which I
(03:57):
thought was kind of bizarre, but he went on to
tell me that his job is very stressful and the
toast is comforting to him, and that for the last
five or six years he's been eating toast for lunch,
and that for the last year or so he'd been
putting salad dressing on his toast. So I asked him,
(04:17):
you know, why are you using salad dressing and he said, well,
one day I ran out of butter, and I decided
I liked it, and I asked him if he ever
switches it up, and he told me that he basically
switches out the bread sometimes and then sometimes he uses
creamy Italian and sometimes it's creamy Caesar. So it just
(04:37):
was really weird, and I mean, he talked about it
for so long that I actually ended up recording it
on my voice app and I actually looked at it
yesterday and I was like, oh my gosh, it was
just the conversation kept continuing it's really weird.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Clear, like, how can we have that voice? AUP? Can
we play it?
Speaker 11 (04:56):
I probably, but I don't know how to do it.
I'm on the phone with you. I can send it
to you probably and you're in box or something.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
They'd be funny, is it crystal clear? Like you hear
him saying, well, you know, let's just like toast.
Speaker 11 (05:10):
Yeah, And actually, I mean I was kind of leading
the questions because I went on for so long that
I exactly went on for so long that I, you know,
was like, Okay, tell me again, how did this happen?
And he was just like, oh, you know, And then
he just said I get so stressed out and Mike
needs toast and he referred to himself in the third person.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (05:31):
So yeah, So yeah, I just don't know how to
get it off my phone. So I'm not that logical,
but I.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Kind of can't. Now as you kind of roll it out.
If you're doing like Caesar on toast, wouldn't it taste
a little like a creuton from a Caesar salad. I'm
not totally.
Speaker 11 (05:47):
Against would no. I mean I wouldn't either. It's just
the fact that he eats it every day. And he
told me he eats it about five or six times
during the work day, so and it helps with his
anxiety for some reason. So, but you know, I'm I'm
a speech pathologist. So I was kind of trying to
like get to the bottom of what was going on
(06:07):
with him. And at one point he knew that I
was a speech pathologist, but he told me that he
didn't understand why I needed an advanced degree, that you know,
anybody could do speech pathology. So I kind of felt
like I was talking to one of my students the
whole time. It was just strange.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Okay, I have an idea. Okay, I have an idea.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Yes, what if we hang up with you, you send
us the audio and then we'll call you.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Back, okay and play it.
Speaker 11 (06:34):
Oh gosh, Okay, let's just hopefully work.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
If it doesn't work out, we won't. If we can't
get it, we can't figure out behind the scenes, then
we'll just let it go. But if it does, we
will call you back immediately. So everyone listening right out,
can hear him talk about toast.
Speaker 11 (06:46):
Okay, Okay, sounds good. Okay, hang on real quick, you guys.
So should I just try to send it to your Instagram.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
No, hold on right now, but we'll give you a
private number. Hold on for one second, Carly. Okay, and
by the way, I thought a good mic drop for
you after your date you get up. You know what
this relationship is? Toast and then you walk out?
Speaker 11 (07:04):
Yes, right, well, and also his name is Mike, so
Mike drop my.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Drop damn yeah, Toast.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
All right, Carl, hold on, hold on, he's got to
hear this voicema. Hold on, hold on. We'll get into
it next. It's John Jay and Rich.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Good news.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Carly sent us the audio. Carly, we got the audio.
It worked, ok. But here's the thing. No one's heard
it yet, even Nick. You send it to Nick. Nick
put it right up. So we're about to play so
quick recaps Carly's inch when she went on a first
date with the guy and the holly did was talking
about Toast and then she took the phone and hit
voice notes and this, and you could you couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Right then you started leading him down the path talking
about Toast.
Speaker 11 (07:48):
Right, yes, exactly, I'm of you can kind of hear
me laughing, and I feel.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Bad, but laugh Actually, Okay, let's here we go here we.
Speaker 12 (07:55):
Go today on that tail mix, and then what else
do you snap on besides they okay and toast? And
how many times to day with the toast?
Speaker 13 (08:07):
So it'll be like a kind of stressed out I've got.
Speaker 7 (08:14):
Job, okay, but I kind of like it okay.
Speaker 14 (08:20):
So it was stress.
Speaker 12 (08:24):
Toast.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
That is so funny.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
That's another quote for a T shirt, carlievable.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Good.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
I was telling Dylan that it's I.
Speaker 11 (08:48):
Mean, I was in the dating world for a long time.
Thank god, I'm no longer. That was just a mild
I've had so many other experiences too.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
When you say no longer in the dating world, you
own somebody or you just gave up.
Speaker 11 (09:02):
I did no, No, I did not give up. I
actually found someone. I'm engaged. We've engaged for a couple
of years. And yeah, I mean Mike was in my
rear view mirror for like seven years.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Already. Good, I'm glad that's old, real que. So what's
the worst ache you said you have? Bad?
Speaker 14 (09:19):
What?
Speaker 3 (09:19):
What's a really bad ache you had?
Speaker 15 (09:21):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (09:21):
I don't know if it's suitable for radio so we
could believe it. Let me just put it this way
that I had to google out of terms when I
was getting messages from people things I had never heard
of before. I did get a lot of people that
were into there was somebody into Christian domestic discipline. I
don't know if you've ever heard of that.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Open we need we need to go to cover that.
Speaker 11 (09:47):
Well, I finally said these people as one person, I said,
I don't understand, like, there's nothing in my profile that
indicates this is what I want. So what is it
about me that made you choose me? And he said, well,
you're really tiny and I could put you over my
knee and thank you.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
So wow.
Speaker 10 (10:03):
I literally just and the first thing says it's when
the husband spanked their wives.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Wow. You didn't follow up with that.
Speaker 11 (10:09):
Absolutely, oh no, And I asked him about it. He
said that he was in another relationship and his wife
ex wife used to make goals for herself. So for example,
she had a goal for going to the gym, you know,
four or five times a week, and if she didn't
meet the goal, then he would put her over his
knee and let her choose like what she wanted to
be disciplined with. And I was like, I'm.
Speaker 16 (10:30):
Out, Yeah, Wow.
Speaker 11 (10:33):
There are Pinterest pages.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
No way, Wow, there are Kyle didn't get a resolution.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, Rich better, you're getting all my lap, all right,
all right, card you're amazing, You're amazing.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Thank you.
Speaker 11 (10:56):
Listen to the rest of the boys mill when you
have time, because it goes crazier.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Okay, maybe we'll put that on the podcast.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Is a really good interview. We're on the spot.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
It's amazing, it's amazing, really good, Cardio best.
Speaker 11 (11:08):
I mean, I do it for a living, so it'd
be an occupational hazard if I couldn't communicate.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Right, Yeah, you're really communicator. Thank you. Thanks for calling in.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 11 (11:16):
You're welcome. I love you guys, and I've been listening
to you since the beginning, so thanks for having me on.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 14 (11:22):
I could be this twist along to make stops.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Maybe we got the drunk DIY line six two eight
eight eight nineteen thirty three. Leave us a talk back,
you got the iHeart app, tap the microphone, leave us
a talk back and you'll make it on the radio.
Speaker 17 (11:41):
Hi, this is Lindsay and Lexi from New Mexico and
we're just sitting here drinking a.
Speaker 7 (11:47):
Bunch of whiskey and watching Judge Judy and the.
Speaker 15 (11:51):
Announcer Guy sounds like Kyle's husband, and I paused it
so I could play it for you.
Speaker 17 (11:58):
Ready hurt shift in law talking to or a refund
of cruise bees.
Speaker 15 (12:04):
Okay, So also we miss fish when he used to
do stacks in hacks.
Speaker 10 (12:12):
Like bring that back?
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Please?
Speaker 14 (12:14):
Like where did they go?
Speaker 11 (12:15):
Love you guys?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Bye?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Okay? Is that your husband?
Speaker 6 (12:20):
No?
Speaker 16 (12:20):
And I'm sure he wishes it was, because that would
be a killer gig. Judy, Yeah, I nominate him to
take over for that guy when.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
That guy retired.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Here's a stack of hacks intro jacks, Yeah, stacks and.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Judy Chrunshade and Rich.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
All right, see I love that. Thank you for listening,
you little drunk people in New Mexico.
Speaker 11 (12:43):
Hey guys, what's up?
Speaker 17 (12:45):
I'm always hearing about Rich and this bag of Chip story,
and I would like what is the full backstory behind that?
I would love to know how this all started in
what's going on in this half? All right?
Speaker 11 (12:56):
Thanks?
Speaker 8 (12:57):
The Chip story has lore.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
People were on the show.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Here's part of the Chip story. You know.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
I met Gladys Night when I worked in Dallas.
Speaker 13 (13:10):
I work for a station that did these concerts, and
she was doing like a little show for the radio station.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
They were all hanging out in rehearsals and she walks
up to me. She say, I'm supposed to go up
and rehearse, but I ain't had one chip.
Speaker 13 (13:23):
Give me a chip, give me a bag of chip.
So one all right, I'll go get your bag of chip.
So I go get her a bag of chips. Nothing said.
She does the concert. She thanks me during the show
for a bag of chip. She's like, because this man,
I got a bag of chip. That's why I'm sicking tonight.
So she was very cool.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I like her a lot.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
She's a cool lady.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
So a couple of people over the years have said
in their own versions of.
Speaker 15 (13:44):
That, you know, I met Gladys Night when I worked
in Dallas. I worked for a station that did these concerts,
and she was doing a little show for the radio station.
They were all just hanging out in rehearsals and she
walks up to me and she's like, I'm supposed to
go up and rehearse, but I had one chip, Get
me a chip, get me a bag of chips. So
(14:06):
I'm like, all right, I'll go get you a bag
of chicks. So I go get her a bag of chips,
nothing said. She does the concert. She thanks me during
the show for a back of chips. She's like, because
of this man, I got a bag of chips. That's
what's so good at night. So she was very cool.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Nice. Did I just wake up in hell?
Speaker 14 (14:27):
You know?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
I met Gladys night when I worked in Dallas.
Speaker 18 (14:30):
I worked for a station that did these concerts, and
she was doing a like like a little show for
the radio station.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
They were all hanging out rehearsals, and she walks up
to me and she's like, I.
Speaker 18 (14:40):
Was supposed to go up and rehearse, but I ain't.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
Had one chip.
Speaker 18 (14:43):
Get me a chip, Give me a bag of chip.
So I'm like, all right, I'll get you back of chicks. Oh,
I go go get her back of chips. This is
nothing said. She does the concert. She thanks me during
the show for a bag of chip. She's like, because
this man, I got a bag of chips. So that's
wants singing to night. This it's very cool.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
I like her a lot. She's a cool lady.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
I don't remember when that story was, but you were
telling me the story, and I remember looking at you.
I don't remember one point, but I was just like,
you know, could I be an email? I'm looking at
you going, you know, Rich, I'm really enjoying your podcast
right now.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Honest. I still think it's a good story because if
it weren't for me, Gladys Knight would not be singing
that time. So I think she's cool.
Speaker 10 (15:24):
I've got a story about the craziest reasons why some
money called No One one.
Speaker 11 (15:29):
It's not me, but it's.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
My mother in law.
Speaker 11 (15:31):
My mother in law is seventy.
Speaker 14 (15:33):
Eight and she has Facebook.
Speaker 16 (15:36):
She was looking at her Facebook and she saw somebody's page.
Speaker 17 (15:40):
They were in their profile.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
Pictures they were holding a bunch of money.
Speaker 12 (15:44):
It also said that they were.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
A full time hustler.
Speaker 16 (15:48):
So my mother in law calls one one one and
says that she has found a girls.
Speaker 10 (15:53):
Baylor own Facebook.
Speaker 16 (15:55):
None one one comes out there and she explains why
she called on one.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
One and they tell her, well, lighty, if you.
Speaker 14 (16:04):
Call on one one again, we're gonna put.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
You in jail.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Okay, okay, all right, So that's how it works.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
You call us an eighty eight six h two eighty
eight nineteen thirty three or leave us the talk back,
which is the little microphone on the free iHeart radio.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
App Josh and rich Shaw, Intelligence, Beauty Jar.
Speaker 17 (16:35):
Of course we're just describing Kyle and Peyton, your four
best friends are live.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
You you're doing a term paper in high school or college,
and you have to reference where you get your information from.
I feel like a lot of that is important in storytelling.
Sometimes when we're on the radio, you should have to
tight your source. Yeah, so, and you got also if
you're just jumping in, you got to know what the
story is. So like there's a there's a kind of
a complaint or requestus. Can someone please make a compilation
(17:00):
of John Jay saying so I was at the Final four.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So you guys know I was at the Final four.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
When I was at the Final four, like, I'm doing
that to tell you that's why I was in Indianapolis.
I'm about to tell you a story about a reason.
That's why I say that. I'm not doing that to brag,
Just like I said I wasn't bragging when I told
you the kN Kon story.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
It's not because I was in Cankun.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
It's because I'm walking in this mall in can Kun,
which is random, and I'm sure the music that that's
probably a number one hit song in can Coon Right.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
Now, Handsome, you're painting the picture.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yeah, that's kind of what I'm doing now. I am
very excited about what I'm about to do for you
guys right now. I am very excited. Okay, So I please, rich,
can I have my computer up?
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Do you guys know who Ella Langley is?
Speaker 11 (17:44):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (17:45):
My gosh what? My husband is one of the Ella's fellas.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
I know.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
He literally wears the T shirt and everything.
Speaker 16 (17:56):
There's a T shirt and I'm like, okay, so you're
Ellis Fella today.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
So she got a song called Choosing Texas that's blown up.
Oh yeah, and you know about the misheard lyrics, so
it sounds like there's a lyric in there. Let me
let me play a part of the song for you. Okay,
that's the song that's a hit song what she's getting
(18:20):
a lot of flak for. And she addressed it in
the news because sounds like she said I farted. Okay,
so now that so it sounds like I farted.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Listen you hear it.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
I have worked very hard putting together other songs for
you that say I farted.
Speaker 16 (18:47):
No, this is you need your family to go out
of town more often.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
This is this is fantastic.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
This is my segment. So this song is and I'm
gonna start with some lesser known songs. But this is
Zac Brown Band.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
She got too close, so far.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Got too close, so I farted. I heard that day
right now.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
This is from the weekend. This is Heartless from the Weekend.
This is Able saying he farted because I'm heartless. Don't funny,
I'm just hotest.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
He's fartless. He's heartless.
Speaker 5 (19:26):
She doesn't have any gas at all. He's heartless. Here's
Sean Mendez stitches shaky farting on some buddies.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I heard it.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I heard farting on.
Speaker 16 (19:39):
My she was she was.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
She was far.
Speaker 14 (19:44):
Shy.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Here's Selena Gomez, good for you.
Speaker 15 (19:51):
I'm a fourteen carriage.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
I'm fourteen carries.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Farting carrots, farting carrots. I mean it's a lot of
fight with an accent.
Speaker 8 (20:00):
Though, like I'm fourteen carrots.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
I'm a fourteen carrots.
Speaker 15 (20:06):
I'm fourteen carries.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Here is Elton John and Dua Lipa. That was a
great song.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, parting on the captains.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
I bet you weren't expecting Destiny's Child to be on
this list.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Now, they said they farted in Independent Women. I will
hear that any other way.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Now, I bet you didn't expect Beyonce's irreplaceable.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Have her talk about farting.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
In the closet death fast up?
Speaker 4 (20:51):
If I parted, please don't touch.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, no, Beyonce, we don't want to touch that. Okay
for distance, We're all right?
Speaker 5 (20:59):
All righty Grandia one last time, which is on my workout,
my workout playlist.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
This is on my workout playlist. But she talks about party.
Speaker 10 (21:05):
I was a lion and the first No, I should
have done it.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
I have one more songs. It's a little bit of
a reach, but it works.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
Break Free, Okay, parted on your body, I came alive.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Okay, what's up?
Speaker 9 (21:35):
Yes, I just want to know what is in your
mind when you hear this stuff and you said, oh
my god, he's got on fardy. I'm gonna find twenty
five songs.
Speaker 14 (21:44):
That's bad.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
That's exactly exactly. I've been working on it for two days.
Speaker 14 (21:51):
I'm freaking love it.
Speaker 9 (21:53):
I love it. You are too much.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Thanks today, have a great day. You're the best one.
But bye, what's up, Rebecca?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
You're on the air.
Speaker 9 (22:01):
I need this full I farted segment like a permanent
post on your social media live there forever, because it
is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in
my life, like permanent spot.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Please sure, we have to pin it.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
I want to interview any of these artists now, would
tell them what about when you wrote football farting?
Speaker 16 (22:23):
Do you want to address that.
Speaker 14 (22:30):
Is a new thing that we haven't heard.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Yeah, carrots, Thanks Rebecca, I have a great day.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Not Betty Blanco's fever gross, but farting carrots.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
That's gross if you missed it. When you're talking about
farting carrots here, it is genius.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Good morning, Denise, what's happening.
Speaker 10 (22:54):
I just want to thank you for not making me
so crazy because I've heard majority of the songs that
you've put on here. I've heard the farted, and my
husband looks at me like I'm crazy, and I'm like,
you don't hear it, Like I will point out when
it sounds like something else, and he doesn't hear until
I say it, and then he can't unhear it.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
So like what song you talk about specifically, like all of.
Speaker 9 (23:16):
The Ariana Grande ones, I've always pointed those ones the
Beyonce one.
Speaker 10 (23:22):
I heard that one too.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
There's like a couple of them, and he just looks
at me like, really you you hear fart everywhere And
I'm like, I guess they need to pronounciate better.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Yeah, then you pronunciate here, here is a here's a gande.
I don't even know what she's really saying.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
That's Beyonce one.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Claus. Yes, that sounds so much like she wrote that
if I farted, please don't tell you.
Speaker 4 (23:59):
I don't have a problem with that.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I'm telling you loudly.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
It sounds like she's pronunciating very clearly for us.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
To hear that very much.
Speaker 6 (24:06):
So.
Speaker 9 (24:06):
Yeah, and then I do this in real life too,
Like he'll look at me and say something and then
I'm like did you say this? And he's like, how
the hell did you even hear that? And I'm like,
I don't know. My brain is just I think me
and jeh Jay's brain worked the same, because I hear
something and then I'm like, is this what you said?
And it's something like completely different.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
You and I both pronounciate different things. Have a great day, Denise,
thank you for listening, puss Up, thanks.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
For holding Hey.
Speaker 14 (24:37):
Yeah, no foul, thank you. I got a I got
a question for you guys. So I got this neighbor
moved in like a year ago. I work from home.
She goes into an office and you know, when she
we got talking or whatever, you know, the neighborhood thing.
And recently, about six months ago, she asked me like, hey,
I'm starting to get Amazon packages. I'm not at home,
(24:59):
like I know you're home. Would you mind grabbing them
and then bringing them inside and I'll come pick them
up later. And at first I was like, yeah, no problem,
that sounds good. And when it first started, it was
like maybe one or two packages a week, but now
it seems like it's like every other day. And I
don't know what she's ordering, but these are massive Amazon
boxes that I have to keep picking up and dragging
(25:19):
it in. And now I feel like I work for
Amazon because these things are massive. And I don't know
how to tell her, like, hey, I don't want to
do this anymore. I don't know how to tell her
to chill out, like I don't want to sound like
a bad neighbor cause any issues between us, but like
this is I feel like I'm being taken advantage of
at this point.
Speaker 16 (25:36):
Yeah, you kind of are a little bit, I think because.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Your neighbor are like an old, fragile lady.
Speaker 14 (25:42):
No, not at all, Like she's she's middle a. I
mean she's like forty. I don't really know how old
she is. I want to assume that she's like closer
to forty than she is anything else. But they know
she goes for runs. She seems fit enough, like nothing
that would prevent her from being able to carry her
own Okay, so.
Speaker 5 (25:56):
You're carrying you're carrying the packages into her house or
you take that into your house until she gets home.
Speaker 14 (26:01):
I take them into my house because she didn't give
me a like, I don't have a key to her house.
I don't want to keep her out. Like that's not much.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Okay, but they're not being are they being delivered to
your house?
Speaker 14 (26:10):
No? I have to go to her place and pick
up a packages, bring them into my place, and then
she comes over later to grab them, and then yeah,
that's terrible helping her move them into her place.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Does she want does she want a little piece of cow?
Is that what she's hoping for? A little little cow?
Speaker 10 (26:25):
Zone?
Speaker 17 (26:26):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (26:28):
The weirdest way to flirt.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
With me if that's probably she's probably like he just
doesn't get it, especially if she's what you should.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Looks been ordering so many packaging.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
All this largerie and he not wants is asking if
I want to try it on.
Speaker 14 (26:42):
I mean, if that's the case, maybe I should ask
her out.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Then Yeah, are you single and she's single? And is
she's single?
Speaker 14 (26:55):
You know? The thing is that I I don't know.
That's that's another issue I have too, where it's like
I'm not very close to my neighbors in that way,
Like I I don't know. I like being friendly with
my neighbor, but I only being overly friends with my neighbor.
Speaker 16 (27:08):
It's perfect you ask her out, and if she is
with someone, she will not want you to get her
packages anymore. I feel like she'll know it's sending the
wrong signal. Yeah, if she is single, then you get
a date and then maybe fall in love, and then
you move in together, and then at least you're getting
the packages from your own house.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Right there, your packages now too.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
You do as we suggest too, dude.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
It is just don't pick them up for a while
and see what happens, and then she's gonna.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Like if if if.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
They're there for a day, like she's home, right, she's
just's or she's at work or wherever, and the packages
get delivered, she wants you to take them to your house,
So Jess, don't do it for a day or two.
And as the packages build up, maybe one will get
stolen and you could be like, I'm so sorry, I
was busy.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
I didn't have time to get the packages in. Or
is she gonna come up to go? Remember I actually
have been these packages in. Are you not going to
do that for like?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
I can see her getting the hint once you didn't
do it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 14 (27:55):
Yeah, that's actually a good point too. I just I
don't know. I don't want to sound like a bad
neighbor come across.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
Like me or anything.
Speaker 14 (28:00):
That's kind of the issue I have.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
I kind of like the piece of cow zone rub
oh you think she wants you think you think it's romantic.
Speaker 8 (28:09):
It couldn't be.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
What a great love story.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
She's like, I don't get it. He comes over all
the time, and I gotta go order you.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
I don't know what else told her on Amazon? I've
ordered everything.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
What if you wear when she comes over to get
their packages? If she wear a nice little shoot sexy out.
Speaker 14 (28:26):
I don't know. All my friends tell me I'm oblivious,
So she could she could be wearing low cup tops
and I probably wouldn't even notice to be on it.
I'm oblivious to when girls hit on me, like most
guys are. So she is hitting on me or wearing
anything that would suggest anything, it is completely going over
my head. I'm just getting annoyed with the package system. Now,
you guys make me think I need to look at
this whole situation different.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Maybe all right, well it's a good problem to have, bro.
Thank you all right, Bye bye.
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