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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake as John Jay and Rich what's crack a leg?
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nine six eight niney three. This is December already, freaking.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Nuts, believable freaking nuts. That was a fast one.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I'm currently debating buying something on Cyber Monday because my
wife was telling me that is we're gonna get a
good deal on this. But now, since the advent of
my EMF necklace that I still wear, uh huh, right,
that I wanted to get a sleep eight yeah, and
right now you can get like seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's amazing. You've been waiting for this. You wanted this
for years, but it projects EMF.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I don't know if you're blocked, but I want to
sleep with this all the time. Kyle, come on, duh, Well.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Don't they have some weird EMF blanket?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well, I don't know. But the thing is, I'm really
looking at it, but I have to get a new match.
I don't need we need to. My wife doesn't want
to get the Sleep eight mattress cover because the cover
unless we get a new bed. So we're kind of
shopping for a new mattress but right now. And I'm
sure there's mattress specials everywhere. I just have to look,
but I'm concerned for the EMF thing. It's just kind
of like I don't like having my cell phone around
me anymore because of the EMF stuff, you know. So anyway,
(01:39):
that's just going on. What about any other Black Friday
specials or Cyber Monday.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
It was my goal to be done today, so I
still have a few people to go, so I'm hoping
I can figure something out.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Fingers crossed, you get that done. I feel like I
have had a rough Cyber Monday. I feel like I
got bamboozled by Sephora. I seriously do. I went in,
I bought three new products that I needed and it
came out to be right around eighty five dollars, which
is expensive for these three little products. But that's usually
how it's expensive, That's what it is. And so I'm
sitting there, I'm all excited to try my new rare
(02:09):
beauty products in this new eyebrow gel.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And rare rear Rare Rayer beauty.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Beauty Selena Gome is his brand. I go and I
check out, I tap my card, I pay, and the lady,
the sepphor It under goes thanks for shopping with us.
Make sure you check out these and all the other
things on sale tomorrow for Cyber Monday tomorrow. You didn't
want to throw me a bone and let me know
(02:35):
it's give me a sail early wait on my purchase.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
That's such a bummer.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
And then to top it off, what made it even
more frustrating. So I went to the Sapphort inside the
Coals because I had some Amazon return and come to
find know, if you shop at the saphor at Coals,
they can't match up your beauty insider. So I didn't
even get points.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
For my purchase.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Oh really, you know what I would do, Actually, this
is what I would do. I would go return the
products and then you buy them on sale on Cyber Monday.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
IM glad that you and I have the same brand,
because that's exactly what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
As soon as I leave, you go return it and
then just take advantage of the deal, or you can
just say refund me the difference.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
What about when you were there, Why didn't you say
you can just return it right now?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Awkward?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I know, Yeah, order it online and then have them
ship it to you. Yeah, maybe I got over eighty
five bucks. You're free shipping.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
I think this is what I'll do, because sefore you
have a thirty day like return policy thing even if
you try the products. So I think what I'm gonna
do is just purchase it again and then once those
get in, I'll just return the other one.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I just wear it all right now and then return
it put it all on.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
That's like that backwards cost go mentality that people have.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
That's I just thought I.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Got bamboozled a little bit. My feelings are, but.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
It's all good.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Would buy you. I was just thinking about when you
were telling that car story about your tires and you've
always got problems in the cars? Are there special Tesla
cyber Monday deals?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Uh, not that I know of.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Maybe maybe I don't need it right now, but yeah,
I had one tire with the like the air pressure
was drastically lower than the others. I know everyone's air
pressure goes down when it gets cooler, but this one
there was definitely something wrong with the tire because every
day it was depleting overnight. And so we brought into
the tire shop and Scott we made a deal when
(04:18):
we got married because I personally, I feel like I've
always got screwed over by car people because I feel
like I'm an easy target. I don't know what I'm
doing in the car shop, right, And so I told him,
I said, you have to bring it in Otherwise if
I go in, I'm walking out with four new tires
because it con convinced me everything's wrong. So luckily that
deal and then I take care of the gifts.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
That's the trade us.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
So took the car in and it wasn't going to
be ready in time for me to go get the
kids from school.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
So he's like, just take.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
My car, no problem, and I'm like, okay, cool. So
I always get kind of nervous driving Scott's car because
I do feel like whenever I drive on the freeway,
I am a rock magnet and I'm going to be
the one that gets a rock in his windshield or
I accidentally curved it sometimes and I'm gonna curb. And
he's very particular about his vehicle, like I've shared this
with you guys before.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But I go get the kids.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I do my normal, my normal routine. Usually I picked
them up and I always like tell them to have
a snack because my kids are always in a better
mood after school with snacks.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Snacks are key as a parent, So I do that.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
We we get home and Scott doesn't really like food
in his car, but I'm like, it's just snacks, right,
no big deal. Snacks are different than like bringing spaghetti, right,
So so I picked them up. A couple hours later,
he texts me he's like, the car's ready, let's go
pick it up. So we hoped back in his car
head to the tire place and instantly he goes, what
(05:42):
did you eat in here?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Was there food in here?
Speaker 3 (05:44):
And I'm like, how did you know?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
They were just snacks?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It's like his little smells like.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You were baking chili in here in a crop for
five days.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
They were just chips.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
They were like they were the blue dorito, a cool ranch.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah, and that's what you could smell.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You could smell that.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
He definitely could smell it.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
And I probably should have rolled down the windows. It was.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
There were no clubs.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
He could just smell it.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
And he has cameras in the car. I'm not buying it.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
So I was like, you know what, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
I have this stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
If it still smells after leaving the windows overnight open,
if it still smells, then I've discovered this stuff years
ago and it's amazing. It's called odors out, oh d
o r z odors out. And years ago I had
bought a kitchen table on Craigslist and when I picked
it up, I didn't realize it was a smoker's house.
(06:42):
And so the table literally reached and I was like,
I can't even bring this to my house. This is
like it's soaked in the smoke scent. And I left
that thing in my garage. I poured the odors Out
on it and let it like, I don't know, I
guess the little they're like it almost looks like sand.
The sand seeps in the scent, and the table smelled normal.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Oh, I think it incredible?
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Is it? Wait? Is it in your house now? Not
this house?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
This was when I was in college, so I don't
I don't have that table anymore. But it didn't smell anymore.
It was, so I said, I got some odors out.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
If it still stinks in there, tomato, we'll.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Just put it there.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Be fun.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Or you just like go to the smoke shop because
they have that same thing. But it's not a powder,
it's a spray.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Oh see that breaks out too.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
There we go? People have box that car.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah, So like if you're a pothead and you smoke
a lot of weed, you spray this on you and
what what do you smell?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Oh? You wouldn't spray it on you would be like
if you hot box your car, you would go and
you would spray it in your car and it like
takes out the odors from the oxygen.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
You have not sprayed that in your car because I've
been five feet away from your car.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Business, what about what about your person? Can you do
it for a person? Like so you don't smells in
your clothes and stuff?
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Maybe I'm ever try.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
So what's to call it? Smoke shop?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
I forget, It's like called like ozone something like.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I thought ozone what Kyle was talking about.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
But it's not spread.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
So you did it for a lot of stuff, not
just stoner cuts.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
So going to the smoke shop for Black Friday? Oh yeah,
no one knows. What do you go knowing? No? What
you we don't know. I left the steak in my
car in the summer one. Oh god, it is so funny. Alright,
(08:24):
well done, Alright, I don't know, maybe not so much.
That's so funny. You have to steak in your car,
you know. I remember he's got the pepper shaker.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Full on meals in there.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Oh man, all right, it's December first, Cyber Monday.