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August 30, 2024 • 63 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wake yours John Jay Rich, and I'm like, what's crack
a leg?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 3 (00:13):
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about the Lastes.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
It's the one and only.

Speaker 5 (00:17):
Do you know the last last fix your beagle double
gibble in your face.

Speaker 6 (00:20):
To me and in the place to be And you're
listening to John Jay and Rich, Wake yours sucks.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
John Jay and Rich phone numbers eight seven, seven, nine
three seven, one oh four seven. You can call us
right now, jump on the air. That you can also
text us. Text jj R and your message to nine
six eight ninety three. Now we got a text that
I was like, we need to address this right away.
It's Ashley. She has she texted something. I was like, actually,
you get it, get on the air, let's talk about

(00:47):
this text. What was your text?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
So I texted these guys a couple of times, but
I don't know you guys. I mean, obviously you're busy,
but I have texted one because I had listened to
a podcast you guys had a while back and it
was a woman that it talked about her friends finding
out that her husband was getting these happy Indian massages

(01:10):
and I actually, my ex husband of thirteen years was
getting those happy Indian massages for years, for seven years,
he was getting these missagies before I actually found out.

Speaker 7 (01:24):
It was devastating, devastating a massage.

Speaker 8 (01:28):
Wait, it's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Where the second? Wait a second? Your text says to me,
I'm so over texting you all. I tried texting you
a full few times. I never get a response. I'm done.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Actually, so that's the text I was calling about.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
It was the happiest.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I texted. I tested that one about the happy and
the massages, like a few weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Well we just started replied.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Then I was like, I'm done, I'm over it.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Well you know what, this morning we just rediscovered the
text line like a week and a half ago. So
sorry about that. But look, I mean, so now work
because we called you.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Your text worked, Yes it did, so I appreciate it.
But yeah, those those massages are not like it made me.
And now I couldn't get over it. I couldn't get
over it. I fouled for divorce I got and it
was just it was too much.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
What happened.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
What was his take on it, because obviously he figured
at some point you'd find out. Seven years, it's not
like it's gonna get away with it forever.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, well he just didn't think again, didn't think that
I was going to find out. And his his response
was it was nothing more than just me me getting
it done. That's it, Like he said, there was no emotions, no,
nothing attached to it. It was just he just needed
a release. So again, no way, like.

Speaker 9 (02:51):
You can't even be intimate with somebody after that.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
I was going through cancer and I washed. Yeah, it
was just much. But I'm happier now, so I mean,
I'm good.

Speaker 10 (03:11):
I was a happy ending, John, No, it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
It was a happy ending, but in a better way, appropriate,
in the right way.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Not you know what, I think that's disgusting. Can you
send me the name of the places that he went to?
I want to I'm gonna make sure that I never
go there.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah, you're gonna confront him and be like, why are
you what kind of establishment are you running?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
After I go and nothing happens a minute. All right,
thank you so much for listening, and thanks for calling in,
and I thank you texting thank you. Hello, Good morning,
John Jay and Rich. Can I help you? Hey?

Speaker 7 (03:51):
I was just comment it's going to comment on the days.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
The days, Yes, the days. Peyton has been using the
beday now for like a week.

Speaker 7 (03:59):
We uh, we just remove our boaths room when we
had one put in and it's automatic seat seat warmer, today, dryer,
and it's it's fantastic.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Don't you get to pick like what scent you want
back there as well?

Speaker 7 (04:16):
Sense no, there's no sense no.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
But you can hit you can hit a button. It
swirls the day swirls, right, does that you can?

Speaker 7 (04:22):
Yeah, emotions back and forth.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, yeah, it's a good thing we get when you're here.
Got it.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
We're just going going and using it. Using a toilet
a regular toilet is like open up.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
My brother. Thanks for listening. Is living the life out there?
Good morning, John Jay and Rich. Hello. Can I help you?

Speaker 7 (04:40):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (04:40):
I hope so.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Hi.

Speaker 12 (04:41):
My name's Rene.

Speaker 11 (04:42):
Do you have a moment?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yes? Hello, Renee?

Speaker 12 (04:46):
Oh who am I speaking to?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Actually you have I'm John Jay, you have Rich, Peyton
and Kyle. We're all here in the studio. How can
we help you?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Renee?

Speaker 12 (04:54):
I listened to you every morning? Well I have this
story and it'll only have to me. Okay, okay, you're
not gonna believe it, all right, I was falsely arrested.
I walked eighteen miles with my two service dogs, okay,
and I got falsely arrested because I did not show
up in court because I'd walked prior to that, and

(05:14):
I had got stung by a bunch of those red ants.
So I spoke to an officer.

Speaker 11 (05:19):
I said, I.

Speaker 12 (05:20):
Can't make it all the way. Long story short, I
ended up going again. Well, this lady from the Dog
Pound Humane Society in Koto shows up. She goes, do
you need some dog food? And I figured, well, shirt,
because I'm going to have a long ride home, maybe
I don't want to stop at the store again. She
takes possession of the dogs. Outcomes an officer or somebody

(05:40):
from in the courtroom. I'd already checked in to see
the judge arrest me. The lady has possession of the dogs,
and then some project comes and takes.

Speaker 11 (05:51):
The dogs from her.

Speaker 12 (05:52):
She said she was forced to give them to them.
I just now found my dogs. One his name is
the life of Louis the Dog. He's in Ohio. His
name is Jimmy. I have proof that he's been mine
for eight years. She has them on Facebook. He has
one thousand, zero point five million viewers now and she

(06:14):
lives in bury Burycus, Ohio. That is my dog. If
you look at the videos I have personal I have pictures,
I know his markings, I know his bark. I've had
him for so long. I know my dog.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (06:29):
I just want to share that with you.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I'm glad you shared it with us. It sounds like
we might need to make a new TV show. Get
a hold of the HBO Max people with the chimp lady,
and then you could do the dog lady.

Speaker 12 (06:38):
Oh I can be the dog lady.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
He could be the dog lady. Renee, I've got I
have his I.

Speaker 12 (06:45):
Have his son, and he's adorable.

Speaker 11 (06:47):
He's a long haired wiener.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Oh my god, my partner is a long haired wiener.
That's right, wow, Rene.

Speaker 12 (06:58):
The life of louis the Dog my dog.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Okay, okay, okay, thank you for listening, Renee, God bless
you and his step two.

Speaker 12 (07:06):
It says, okay, thank you.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
That was it. That was an interesting round of calls,
wasn't it, My little long haired wiener. That's what happens
to you. Just text message, random phone calls that you
get a gold line like a long haired wiener. It's
my favorite. We want you to be part of the show.

Speaker 13 (07:26):
Call us eight seven seven, nine three seven one oh
four seven get on the air with John Jay and
Rich Up.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Buddy Kyle, what are three things we need to know today?

Speaker 14 (07:36):
You got your itinerary all planned out for traveling this weekend.

Speaker 8 (07:39):
Just keep this in mind.

Speaker 14 (07:40):
Experts say you should never google the best places to
eat on vacation. That's just going to lead you to
tourist traps. Instead, they say, don't overplan. Then you'll be
open to new opportunities. Ask the local specific questions often
you know they're going to know the hidden gems and
just go with the flow of physical traffic. If you
see a restaurant packed, chances are it may just serve
you up the mostle meal now. According to the National

(08:02):
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They're providing discounts on rides this weekend to keep us
all safe all week and long. You can get twenty
five percent off on two rides using the code ride
Safe twenty twenty four Ride Safe twenty twenty four. You'll

(08:26):
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that he lasts until the end of the weekend.

Speaker 8 (08:47):
And that's three things you need to know.

Speaker 13 (08:48):
If Chaos was a radio show, you're listening to it.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
It's John Jay and Rich John Jay and Riches. Time
for Pain's predictions. What's the vibe, Peyton, Well.

Speaker 9 (08:56):
It's a fun one today because it's Nashville Toasted Marshmallow Day.
So I'm to give you your marshmallow vibe based on
your zodiac sign.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Hello, Jesse, good morning. What's your sign?

Speaker 7 (09:05):
Good morning, John Jay?

Speaker 11 (09:06):
I'm a cancer.

Speaker 9 (09:07):
Okay, cancers, this is what you got for National Toasted
Marshmallow Day.

Speaker 15 (09:11):
You will be gently toasting.

Speaker 9 (09:13):
Your marshmallow while reminiscing about the good old days. But really,
my cancers, you guys are cry babies, so please don't
cry when it falls into the fire. It is literally
just a marshmallow.

Speaker 11 (09:22):
Well, I'm going camping this weekend, so it's a very
real possibility.

Speaker 9 (09:25):
Oh my perfect tap on camping. Be safe and stay
away from all the bears and bucks.

Speaker 8 (09:30):
Yeah, hold on tight to mellow.

Speaker 7 (09:34):
Appreciate it and.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Rachel, good morning. What's your sign?

Speaker 16 (09:41):
I'm a Capricorn.

Speaker 9 (09:43):
All right, my Capricorn's for National Toasted Marshmallow Day.

Speaker 15 (09:46):
You were all about that slow.

Speaker 9 (09:47):
Roast to perfection because you know that patience pays off.
Your marshmallow is basically the CEO of the campfire.

Speaker 10 (09:57):
That sounds about right, Yes, Golden, just like you.

Speaker 16 (10:01):
Props, Thank you guys.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Bye, Rachel.

Speaker 9 (10:05):
How about for rich Rich You'll be daydreaming about marshmallows
while accidentally setting yours on fire.

Speaker 15 (10:11):
But that's okay. You're going to turn it into some
poetic moment like a true Pisces.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Those are good tasting.

Speaker 9 (10:19):
Actually, those are literally the best way to eat marshmallows.

Speaker 15 (10:23):
I like mine burnt to the Chris too.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, got that smoky, Hi, Sarah, what's your sign?

Speaker 12 (10:30):
Good morning?

Speaker 9 (10:31):
It's just like Kyle okay for you guys for National
Toasted Marshmallow Day. Balancing your marshmallow on the stick is
like it's your whole life submission. You're gonna make it
look easy, but we honestly know that you're secretly stressed
out about it.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
Yeah, watch out, We're gonna do more than cry up.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Thank you?

Speaker 9 (10:58):
What about for Leo's Leo, expect to be the star
of the campfire roasting marshmallows with the perfect tan and
getting all of the compliments at how great it is.
We're basically a marshmallow influencer at this point.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Hilaire, how about Virgos.

Speaker 9 (11:15):
Virgos for John Jay my Virgo. You're gonna be out
here giving everyone a masterclass on how to toast the
perfect marshmallow Like you're the Gordon Ramsey of s'mores.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
That's it. I'm pretty good with that stuff. Sarah, Hi,
what's your sign?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Gemini?

Speaker 9 (11:29):
All right, Gemini for National Toasted Marshmallow Day one marshmallow?

Speaker 15 (11:33):
Nah, absolutely not. You're a double stacker.

Speaker 9 (11:36):
You're s'mores while spilling the tea around the campfire. You
are the sweet chaos that we need today.

Speaker 15 (11:43):
Yes, it's a good one.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Did we do a thing where we all try to
put as many marshmallows in our mouth as possible? Chevy Bundy,
we did, Chubby Bunny. You did it right?

Speaker 9 (11:50):
Okay, I never did it with you guys, but I
won that competition in the seventh grade assembly.

Speaker 15 (11:54):
He I don't remember it. I want it the kids,
I want it out of all all of the kids.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yes, Nick, you can.

Speaker 13 (12:02):
Take a look at the John Jay and Rich YouTube
channel and I tried making a reservation for Easter.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Lunch or brunch playing Chubby Bunny.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
We should do that sometimes. That's bunny. That's bunny. Why
don't we post it right now? That scene so you
can go to our Instagram swipe up and you can
see that from our John Jay Rich YouTube channel of
Nick with a mouthful of marshmallows. Happy Marshmallow Day. Everything
should be posted when you get your sign at John
Jay Rich dot com. Follow our YouTube channel John J.
Rich on YouTube John Jay and Rich. No, I keep

(12:36):
pushing the text line, so you text JJR and whatever
you want to say to nine six eight ninety three,
we'll call you back, or will text you back or
just read your text on the air, and Jesse just sent.

Speaker 17 (12:49):
It to Chesse good morning, Hello, good morning.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
So you need advice? I got your text?

Speaker 17 (12:55):
Oh great, great?

Speaker 10 (12:56):
Yeah, So I don't know if this is terrible or not. Right,
Like yesterday, I'm really like bad with grief right, which
is unfortunate because I'm a nurse, so I kind of
like deal with that often, but I'm always so awkward.
So yesterday, my boyfriend he found out that he has
to put his dog down. It's super sad. He like

(13:16):
his dog has cancer and he ended up like he's
had it in his hip and like he ended up
breaking his hips and like it's it's just all bad.

Speaker 18 (13:26):
It's so terrible, so sad.

Speaker 10 (13:27):
So I know, and so I feel terrible, and he
like messaged me this morning He's like I can't do it.
I'm just I'm so tore up, and I'm like I
have no idea what to say. And then I remember
chat GPT.

Speaker 7 (13:41):
Uh huh, I need.

Speaker 10 (13:44):
A empathetic and like prolific statement for my boyfriend's dog
who is going to be put down, right, And I
sent him the message that chat GPT like generated for me,
and it worked. He said, now I'm bawling.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
That's how you do it. That's the right way to
use chance. I think, because I'm with you, I'm the same,
I'm a one hundred percent of the same page.

Speaker 10 (14:11):
It's actually really good. Like it said, Uh, I'm so
sorry you're going through this.

Speaker 17 (14:16):
You're not alone.

Speaker 10 (14:17):
It's okay to feel overwhelmed by the sadness. Remember that
his life was filled with love and joy because of you,
and the decision you're making is an act of compassion.
You're giving him the gift of peace and freedom from
pain that is truly selfless. Take comfort in the many
happy memories you share, and know that it's okay to
grieve and lean on me if you need to. I

(14:39):
could not have said anything better than that.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
My advice to use next time you do something like that,
you got to be a little bit careful and make
sure you delete the part this's insert name here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.

Speaker 10 (14:52):
I definitely did. I just like kept the name out
of that because I don't know that he listened, but
I don't want.

Speaker 17 (14:58):
Him to know.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
And if to the font also also another two. Sometimes
you take it and then you know, copy it, put
it in your notes, and then make it more customized.
I put the dog's name in there. That way they
won't know right it.

Speaker 9 (15:10):
Actually, it is like a really good way to go
about it, because it's like, like you said, Jesse, you
wouldn't be able to write something up like that when
he needed that.

Speaker 8 (15:17):
But it is genuinely how you feel. That's why I
think it's good.

Speaker 14 (15:20):
It's not just like taking this thing and insensitively forwarding
it on.

Speaker 8 (15:24):
It's like I don't know.

Speaker 15 (15:25):
What to say.

Speaker 14 (15:25):
What I really want to say the right words to
make this person feel better.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Yeah, I don't want to do it too much because
let me tell what happens to Here's what happened when
you do it too much. I said one to Kyle yesterday.
I did. I said with the chat to be Tea
and I was like, I want to say something really
nice to my coworker, how amazing she is, And this
is what they wrote. Hey, Kyle, I just want to
take a moment say how amazing it is working with you.
Your drive, positive attitude and energy make every day better.

(15:49):
You're not just great at what you do, but you're
also beautiful inside out. Keep being awesome, she says back
to me. Ha ha ha thank you, Chatche. I meant
it too, I met. I don't follow it, but for

(16:15):
real though, I meant it for real. That's how it works.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
Yeah, you did the right thing, Jesse, because you didn't
have it and you want to have Empathety GPT got
it for you, So I think you did the right thing.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Listen, you're awesome, and thank you so much for texting us,
and thank you for listening to the show.

Speaker 17 (16:32):
Of course every day.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Drive safe, Okay, John.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
Jay Rich the commercials are vitally over.

Speaker 13 (16:43):
Let's get back to John Jay and Ridge.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
John Jay and Rich's time for stacks and hacks. I
have stacks of information. Rich has life hacks. Have you
guys heard of the six second kissing hack. It's supposed
to help strengthen your relationship. It's based on how long
it takes to trigger the release of oxytocin, the love hormone.
You're supposed to do it every day, six seconds of kissing.

(17:07):
It doesn't have to be tongue and it doesn't have
to be anyone that you're intimate with. It could be
like you know a boss, or maybe the person makes
your sandwich.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Is a subway across the line here, I remember this
in school. The psychiatrist there was our teacher in that
class said they recommend if you're going to have a discussion,
you should kiss for about ten seconds first because you
won't be as mad. He said, if more people kissed
in relationships instead of talked first, they would not find
about me.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
Was your teacher telling you to kiss? That's weird, No,
that was weird.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
I remember that from class though. It was very important.

Speaker 14 (17:39):
Six seconds, so I kind of feel like when you
really counted out, that's a long kiss.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
It is it is. I do a twenty second hug
with my kids and make sure it's at least twenty seconds,
and that's such a long time. Yeah, but I heard it.
It's good for them, So I don't know. A local
news reporter in Texas got arrested Monday after she drank
one too many Margarita's, assaulted her boyfriend and broke his nose.
Her own station had do the report on a study
found that our faces mike shift over time to fit

(18:05):
the name we were given at birth. It's a phenomenon
called face name congruence. So, yeah, you do look like
a Kevin, I do look like a rich.

Speaker 9 (18:14):
I get told I look like an Alexis a lot
Like people all tell them my name, They're like, you
look like an Alexis.

Speaker 8 (18:19):
Like what, I can't picture you that way because I.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Just know you was picking a lot, Like you've heard
that more than a few times.

Speaker 15 (18:25):
More than a few times. And Whitney, I've gotten Alexis
and Whitney a lot interesting. I know, weird, right.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
A woman in South Carolina tossed a lottery ticket in
the trash after she scratched off and thought it was
a loser. Then her husband saw it in the trash.
You just looked at it and realized they won two
hundred thousand dollars. They're now shopping for their dream home.

Speaker 15 (18:41):
Wow, I think he caught that.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
In Dinosaur News. I think this is really big news.
T Rex, the Torontosaurus rex, which is my favorite dinosaur.
Apparently they say they may be seventy percent bigger than
we thought. Cool. We've only found a few dozen of
them and they may not have been full grown. That
means like it's like the movies there humongous monsters. The
Olympics have been over for a couple of weeks now, right, yeah, start,

(19:05):
I've been saving the this uh since the Olympics. Oh,
the Paralympics are starting next week. I think these are
funny terms you might hear during the Olympics. You might
have heard, but they're not They sound like they could
be dirty. Tell me if you guys know what they are.
I'll start off my favorite one.

Speaker 8 (19:20):
Shuttlecock that's in badminton.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Shuttlecock, that's right clean and jerk.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
Oh that's in weightlifting, shuffle board, snatch, breaststroke swimming.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Mm hmm, those are my favorite. Uh. Google Trends looked
at which searches, which year has the different acronyms right
for certain things? Which are the big acronyms like like
do you get my payon? What is? What does l
w k Y stand for l W likewise low key

(19:58):
low key? So they did. They went through fifteen years
of data and found fifteen years of acronyms to go over.
For example, FML, yeah we know that one.

Speaker 8 (20:09):
That one is NSFW. Oh do you know what year
that was?

Speaker 2 (20:12):
But do you know what year that was? Fifteen?

Speaker 9 (20:14):
No, it was earlier than that, twenty eleven.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Two thousand and nine. Oh wow, good one ft.

Speaker 15 (20:19):
W that one's older, that was like twenty thirteen.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
What is he that means f the world for the win.
Oh that's time.

Speaker 9 (20:28):
S mh, shake my head.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Two thousand and three, twenty eleven, Oh, yolo, Oh.

Speaker 15 (20:33):
You only live once. That's Drake.

Speaker 9 (20:35):
That's when motto came out. I gotta say maybe two
thousand and eleven.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Twenty twelve.

Speaker 9 (20:40):
I was close OOTD Outfit of the Day twenty eighteen.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Twenty thirteen. Can you see a pattern here? I'm going
up and next one is twenty fourteen thhot.

Speaker 9 (20:53):
Thought that one came out when thought the honor came
out with blue or a blue face, that had to
be I was in high schoo twenty.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Fourteen, twenty fourteen.

Speaker 15 (21:01):
What's said that over there? Whatever? Gb H to be
honest twenty fifteen, what to mean? To be honest?

Speaker 2 (21:14):
W y D?

Speaker 15 (21:15):
What's doing t f W for the win tf W
t f W t f W.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I don't know that feeling when fomo.

Speaker 15 (21:28):
You're missing out f YP for your page.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
One four three seven.

Speaker 15 (21:32):
One four three seven. I love you always.

Speaker 6 (21:37):
Forever, ah I y K y k if you know
you know b F f R B.

Speaker 15 (21:45):
B blank for real yep.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
That's twenty twenty three, and then twenty twenty four was
low key, which we already did. What do you have
for life?

Speaker 5 (21:53):
X rich? Okay, first impressions. Let's talk about first impressions.
You might think that if you're on a date, maybe
smile well, how you talk to somebody, how you treat
the weight staff, it's all important. But the best thing
you can do to make a best first impression right
away is smell really good. And that is different for
guys and girls. Girls apparently like it when men smell

(22:15):
like and this is a hack that is actually from
a dating site. For guys, they like it when a
guy smells like something light in earth, earthy, in with
some kind of wood component, which is weird. I don't
know would smell like wood. Girls like it, mahaga might
be good. And for women, guys like it when you
smell like food. Of course that makes sense, like vanilla

(22:35):
yea or.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Cherokee chicken out like we like vanilla and coconut smells.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
If you smell really good on your first impression, they
say that that will carry you for the like the
next four or five meetings.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
They're like, oh, they smell good. I like them totally.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
So smell good when you're out and about and people
will like you that hack at manymore can be fine
at John Jay and Rich dot com.

Speaker 9 (22:57):
Rich tell me if this makes me crazy that when
my boyfriend goes out of town I like to use
his clone because I like to smell.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
That's nice, that's good. What kind of clones you wear?

Speaker 15 (23:07):
Rock Lauren?

Speaker 9 (23:07):
Something not the red one though it's like black. I
don't know what it is, but it's delicious.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
I like to put on my wife's self tanner because
that's what she smells like all the time.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
It's John Jay and Rich. I don't know how you found.

Speaker 13 (23:20):
Us, but I'm so thankful that you did. It's John
Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
John Jay and Rich. Our phone numbers eight seven, seven
ninety three, seven one oh four seven the text number,
which we use a lot now, which is awesome. You
text JJR and whatever you want to say to the
number nine six eight nine three and we will put
you on the air. For example, John Jay and Rich
just from a six h two number. Good morning, crew,
Thank you for always being so funny and making my

(23:47):
drives to work fun. You guys are the best radio station.
Can you wish that beautiful girl Jenna a happy birthday
on Friday morning? Who is that Jenna, is that you
if we call this number back? I got the number here,
we call him back? Yeah, someone else says, I dare

(24:11):
you to say skippity toilet? Why I did it there there? Anyway,
that's a kid thing. Peyton's speaking the kids. What's up
with your nephews?

Speaker 9 (24:18):
So my ten year old nephew King is an absolute savage.
He's an absolute troll. Anytime I see him, it's not
a hey, Auntie, it's a hey, your face looks weird,
or hey, why do your toes look like that?

Speaker 15 (24:32):
Like, he is such a savage. I mean they're painted
and they're bray.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
They don't look bad.

Speaker 15 (24:37):
He's just a hater.

Speaker 9 (24:38):
And it's so funny because a couple of weeks ago,
I posted this video. It's on my Instagram and it
is absolutely hilarious. So we have this big family group
chat and it's labeled all of King's family, so it's
my side of the family, his mom's side of the family,
and then his dad's side of the family.

Speaker 15 (24:55):
And he likes to send us like tiktoks and youtubes
and all types of stuff. Videos.

Speaker 9 (25:00):
In a video he sent us, there's like twenty people
in this group chat. His grandma's, his aunties, his cousins,
and it's his video and it's this guy saying like, hmm,
let me put my glasses on.

Speaker 15 (25:13):
What is that? Oh, it's a beep? And he caught
us all the b words, this little ten year old boy.
We're all like calf, like absolute.

Speaker 9 (25:22):
Savage, and it's like it's funny, but also, don't send
that to us.

Speaker 15 (25:26):
So Kadeem and I were home a little tipsy.

Speaker 9 (25:28):
Ray had a couple of shots, just hanging out, having
a little night in, and we called him and we
were like, bro, don't ever send this stuff to us again.

Speaker 15 (25:36):
He went off the ring. Your mama's so fat, you're fat.

Speaker 9 (25:38):
Every time you step on the scale, it says your
phone number like you would have solute.

Speaker 15 (25:43):
I have so much God damage.

Speaker 9 (25:45):
But somebody needs to get control of this kid, like seriously.

Speaker 15 (25:50):
And it's my sister.

Speaker 9 (25:51):
Is my sister's son and she's thirty two, so she
had him when she was twenty two. I'm like, listen,
I know you're growing up with him too, but somebody needs.

Speaker 15 (25:58):
To get a hint office. It's totally big a boy.
It was so funny. We laughed out loud.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
It was so funny, but what is wrong with it?

Speaker 15 (26:09):
And what is wrong?

Speaker 8 (26:11):
That's crazy, that's wild.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
That's a ten year old.

Speaker 8 (26:15):
Easton is seven.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Do you see any similar traits?

Speaker 14 (26:17):
Okay, well, Payon actually just made me feel a little
better the dentist the other day because Addie had to get.

Speaker 8 (26:25):
A tooth pulled, and I was you, guys, I was
so proud of her.

Speaker 14 (26:28):
She was so anxious about this, she was so worried,
and when she got there and in the moment, the
dentist made her feel super comfortable and she was a
rock star, like, she was so brave. They pulled her
tooth out, No big deal. Eastern, on the other hand,
was having a meltdown because he was missing an assignment
and so instead of one sheet of homework, he had
two sheets of homework.

Speaker 8 (26:49):
So he was in tears.

Speaker 14 (26:50):
It was a big deal, and at the end of
her appointment they gave both of them. Usually it's just
whoever visits the dentist, you get a little token and
they can go pick out a prize because they have
like a vending machine.

Speaker 8 (27:00):
So they gave.

Speaker 14 (27:01):
One to him because they saw you it's having kind
of a bad day. He pulls out this like it's
like a quarter machine, you know.

Speaker 8 (27:08):
And it was like one of.

Speaker 14 (27:09):
Those little plastic things and it was filled with a jewel,
one jewel, like a big giant diamond, big diamond, right
plastic in the car. All the way home, he loses
it and he's already messed up from the whole homework situation,
and he's like.

Speaker 15 (27:22):
Oh God, bye my jewel.

Speaker 14 (27:25):
And I was like, okay, we'll find it when we
get home.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Relax.

Speaker 17 (27:29):
So we parked.

Speaker 14 (27:30):
When I get home, I'm in the driveway and like,
I'll be right back to help you.

Speaker 8 (27:35):
I have twelve thousand other things in my hand right now.

Speaker 14 (27:37):
I'm gonna go drop them off and then we'll come
back and look in the car. Well, as I was
dropping off, like all the backpacks and stuff, I come back.

Speaker 8 (27:44):
Out and he's like, I found it, and.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
He walks past me.

Speaker 8 (27:47):
He goes, Brah, why is your car so messy?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
And I'm like, bra, b.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Love what.

Speaker 14 (28:00):
He just keeps walking with attitude, and I was like, okay,
number one, I'm going to follow you.

Speaker 8 (28:06):
Otherwise I would take it back here.

Speaker 14 (28:07):
But it's hot in this driveway right now, and I'm like,
excuse me, because your car is so messy. And I
was like, okay, when you're an adult and you're driving
and tony kids around twenty four seven, you tell me
how your guards And I was like.

Speaker 8 (28:22):
What am I doing? He's seven?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Do you see those shirts? Those shirts they go I
go from mom to mommy to bruh, you're in a
club now.

Speaker 8 (28:31):
I think it would happen this soon.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
You're in a club with Blake.

Speaker 18 (28:33):
That is.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
You know, it's funny about those those terms, because your
son is at jen Alpha. Is that what they called job?
So my sons are gen z. I think they're they're
on the border gen z and And I remember we
did this whole thing where we're talking about your daughter.
Has she brought up these words? And I just said
it when I was reading the text skivvy skivty right.
So I was driving with my Dutch he's eighteen, and
I was just gonna bounce it off him and just

(28:55):
kind of drop it in a conversation and I was like, oh, man,
we're at a red light somewhere. I was like, man,
who was skimmity? And he looks at me. He goes, no, no,
do not, just don't. Don't you know what that means?
He goes just don't like rolled his eyes when you
look at me, don't even look at me. And I
was like, Gaby the nephews fru hey, But what do

(29:25):
we learn? This's most important out of this segment. Happy
Birthday Jedi. It's John Jane Rich.

Speaker 13 (29:34):
In the eternal battle of morning show supremacy, we.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Are one of them. It's John jay and Rich, John
Jaye Rich. I got a d M from Kylie and
she needs our help with something, and I think we
can totally do it. Kylie, good morning. What's your story?
What's your situation? How can we help?

Speaker 19 (29:51):
So my girlfriend recently asked me to get some stains
out of one of her favorite shirts. And usually my
message works. So I I soaked the shirt how I
usually do in peroxided baking soda. Well, I completely forgot
about it, left it in a bowl for about five
days and now it looks completely tidied.

Speaker 9 (30:08):
Oh my gosh, you bleached it with the Yeah, it.

Speaker 19 (30:14):
Went from a light brown to like now it's a
light brown and almost an orangey tan all over.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Does it look good? It looks like this is a mistake.

Speaker 19 (30:23):
No, it definitely doesn't look that great. So what my
plan was is to soak it again, all of it
and just hopefully it all comes out to the same
orange color. But that hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
And what do you want from us?

Speaker 19 (30:35):
She loves you, guys, so I'm just hoping that getting
a call for you guys to tell her will just
take the edge off of me a little bit.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
So she's not so much.

Speaker 19 (30:43):
This isn't the first time I've done something like this,
and she gets on me about the laundry because I
tend to make mistakes.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Oh my gosh, what's your girlfriend's name? Her name is Lupita. Lupita, Yes, okay,
So that means what you need is breaking bad news.
You guys, wild time, long time you've done this. So
we're gonna call Lapeta right now. But I think we're
going to connect you with her. You're the one that's
going to tell her the bad news, okay her, Yeah,

(31:09):
and we haven't done it a while. Forgot how he
did it? Well.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Usually she picked somebody to break break the bad ye
usually a letter while.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
NI calling her right now. This is the the sped
up version.

Speaker 14 (31:23):
But even if you're the one that tells her, Kyle,
we will be there to like support you with her
reactions the sandwich.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
We will be nice to her on both ends.

Speaker 19 (31:32):
Just put her on the spot. She can't yell at
me on the.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Radio, right, Well, she can't. Actually that's a lot.

Speaker 19 (31:37):
Actually I've heard it before.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Let's just hope not.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Okay, Kylie stick quiet for a second.

Speaker 20 (31:45):
Okay, is it.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
An expensive shirt? No?

Speaker 19 (31:59):
I don't think ry.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Why why quiet? Lupita, Lupita? Are you there?

Speaker 9 (32:05):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
It's John, Jay and Rich. Hi. Do we wake you up?

Speaker 5 (32:10):
You did?

Speaker 8 (32:11):
Good morning?

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
We're waking you up is very important.

Speaker 21 (32:14):
I love you guys.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
We call them people up. They gotta be a meetings,
We just call them.

Speaker 19 (32:28):
I have to be up for.

Speaker 18 (32:29):
Work, so thank you for colling.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
You're welcome. Listen. We're calling you for a special a
special reason. We used to do a segment on our
show called breaking bad News. You ever heard of it?

Speaker 19 (32:42):
My heart is beating sas.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
We have somebody that wants to break some bad news
to you, and they wanted to do it through our
radio show.

Speaker 10 (32:53):
Hi, babe.

Speaker 19 (32:58):
On the other side of the house.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Are you really the other side of the Okay? What happened?

Speaker 19 (33:07):
So you know that shirt that you wanted me to get?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
The stains out of.

Speaker 19 (33:12):
Well, I kind of forgot that I had it soaking
and it's now kind of tied. I so it's brown
and tam all over because I let it soak too long.

Speaker 21 (33:24):
Really, yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
I'm sure?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Is it okay?

Speaker 19 (33:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (33:36):
That's okay. Oh my god, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
You're not going to break up with her?

Speaker 21 (33:43):
Maybe after the phone call?

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Radio brand? What are together?

Speaker 4 (33:49):
She spent the worse?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
What brand of shirt is it? Maybe we can find
another one.

Speaker 17 (33:54):
I don't remember anymore. I just remember like the look
of it.

Speaker 16 (33:58):
Was like another one I heard and I a b
meck long teach shirt.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Oh wait, I'll never find hiding the shirt?

Speaker 5 (34:07):
I mean, Kylie, didn't you have a way to fix it?
You feel like too?

Speaker 19 (34:10):
Yeah? So it's it's it's hiding and soaking again. So
hopefully I can get it all to one color for you.
I'm trying, but it just hasn't gotten there yet.

Speaker 18 (34:20):
So it's just a whole bunch of different shades of brown.

Speaker 19 (34:23):
Yeah, like an orange.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
You can orange?

Speaker 20 (34:26):
You want to wake up?

Speaker 19 (34:27):
If you want to wake up and start getting ready,
I could show you.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Hey, by the way, Kyle, you want to Kylie sent
me this DMR. Your hashtags were hilarious. She was I'm
dreading telling her tell us the hashtag you used.

Speaker 19 (34:41):
Hashtag I think lesbians are crazy, and hashtag something else.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
I don't help me. Please hashtag trying to hide it
until you reply yes, and hashtag lesbians are crazy.

Speaker 19 (34:50):
I've been putting it up in a bowl like above
our high level so she doesn't see what's actually soaking
in the bowl. That if she saw it, take it
out and our look at it.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Don't look up, Lapita, just don't look up Labitte that
you forgive her, I.

Speaker 21 (35:05):
Do forgive her.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
That's okay, and that's breaking bad news. John Jay and
rich on Kiss FM.

Speaker 21 (35:17):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 13 (35:18):
You come for the John Jay and rich but let's
be honest. If you stay for Kyle and Peyton, it's
John Jay and.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Ridge, John Jay and Richard. One of the things with
the text line is you know you text us, will
text you back. And I think we're going to develop
like a close group of friends now because someone who
just texts me right now, you guys remember Quill. Of
course Will Will Quill had a comment about what you
need to know, well, Kyle, what Kyle said and what
you need to know.

Speaker 11 (35:45):
Hi, Will, what's up?

Speaker 2 (35:50):
What was your text?

Speaker 12 (35:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (35:53):
One of the biggest X guys, Kyle, you were just
talking about this. But why am I seeing more and
more hairless cats on people.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Profiles against mister biggles work.

Speaker 11 (36:06):
No, I don't want to bring him specifically into this,
but yeah cats, those those specifically.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Man, Actually, you do know what now, I'm reading your
whole message right now, says Hey, Kyle's going over dating
X right now. Speaking of X, one of the biggest
X is when a guy or girl has selfies with
their hairless cats. I can see that this is an
automatic swipe to the left.

Speaker 9 (36:24):
Ha ha.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Also, John Jay, did I hear you say there's a
new love Pup shirt available with State forty eight? Listener, Will, Yes,
there is there is a new There is a new
love Pup shir dude, you gotta go get one.

Speaker 11 (36:36):
I looked on the website. I didn't even see it.
What website on State forty eight.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Oh, you got to pan down.

Speaker 11 (36:41):
I just go to Love Pup Huh.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
I don't know. Definitely on State forty eight's main page. Yeah,
it's on the State forty It's just gotta scroll down
just a little bit. Past the good looking people.

Speaker 14 (36:50):
And then you can actually search love pop as well,
and it'll bring you to that.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Oh good.

Speaker 14 (36:55):
But I feel like Whill just gave us a great
idea to have everyone call up and tell us they're
dating IX.

Speaker 8 (37:01):
I love hearing that phone.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Love it, loves it, loves it quill it will.

Speaker 11 (37:07):
Can get so many though.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Yeah, so just any dating ick right eight seven seven
ninety three seven one o four seven Will I love it?
I'm somehow I'm gonna learn on this uh, on this
text thing to I think I can put his name
for his phone number. Yeah, but I don't know how
to do that. And that's that's that's next level. Will
you have a great day? Thanks for the idea, of course.

(37:29):
And I'm on the State forty website right now. I'm
scrolling down, scrolling down, scrolling down. Where is it? Oh
there it is. It's just it's it's right there at
the front right there. You scroll down. It's the second
it says uh Men's crew Nick love Puff black and
then they have girls and tank tops. State forty eight
dot com. You're dating ick eight seven seven nine three

(37:49):
seven one oh four seven. That is next with John
Jay and Rich John Jay and Rich we're getting into
dating IX. We just spoke to Will Will and his
whole thing was, what's the deal, what's the deal with
the hairless cats? Jessica, good morning? You have a dating.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Oh yes, yes, oh yeah.

Speaker 16 (38:15):
When a guy is talking about his exes, that's an and.

Speaker 9 (38:23):
A red flag all right, Like why are you sure
mind on that?

Speaker 15 (38:26):
Especially when you and I are having a conversation.

Speaker 17 (38:29):
Well, I'm here in front of you, boy bye exactly.

Speaker 16 (38:33):
And plus when they're like constantly telling you that they're
the problem, they can't keep a woman, YadA, YadA, YadA,
it's like, okay, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Would say that?

Speaker 15 (38:46):
Really guilty?

Speaker 9 (38:47):
Because when my boyfriend was trying to get at me,
I was like, you don't want to date me? Dude,
I'm telling you right now, I am a problem. Look
at us four and a half years later and he
still tells me he's I a should.

Speaker 15 (38:56):
Listen to.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
It worked out, Thank you, Jessica, thanks for calling in.
Have a great day.

Speaker 7 (39:05):
Well you to a Kai?

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Am I saying your name right?

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Is it a Kai?

Speaker 2 (39:11):
I'm sorry? Oki? What's your dating? I?

Speaker 4 (39:15):
I'm out?

Speaker 1 (39:16):
While whiffle woman her attitude has to be it can't
be caddy, can't be horrible. It has to be like
a pleasant attitude, because the dating is supposed to be
a positive experience. And if you ask someone who's constantly
sniping at everything or putting down everything you say, or
being mean to everyone around her, and that's just it

(39:37):
kills the vibe.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
You know, Hey, are you calling us from a fort
in your living room? Oh my gosh, no no. Are
you next to one of the couch pillows and under
a blanket?

Speaker 4 (39:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (39:53):
No, why do you need me to speak of?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
No, it just sounds like your there's a certain silence.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yeah, oh no, no, no, no, no no, I'm just
I'm on break for my job.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Okay, all right, all right, hey man, Well, thank you
for calling and appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
All right. There is one other that I like to mention.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Don't be checking other people out other conversations and then
just ignoring me or not including me in on that.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Major, that's good. Completely, that's good.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Completely.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
We'll make fun of someone's fort in their living room. Okay,
thank you, thank you very much. Michelle. What's your dating at?
Good morning?

Speaker 16 (40:36):
Hi, good morning.

Speaker 9 (40:38):
When a guy tells you how much money he.

Speaker 18 (40:40):
Makes without you even asking him, Like cool bro.

Speaker 16 (40:48):
For you even like fifteen minutes within the date's bross?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
All right, thank you? I posted on my Facebook. I
got Brandon said smoking, Mel said smoking and rudeness, and
and Alisa says gum smacking and callous heels. Clive, what's
your dating?

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Eating off of my plate on the first date?

Speaker 2 (41:13):
I think it's cute. Shows that she's comfortable.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Look, that's the thing. So I was at pocados on
a date. I go to save my prayers and I
hear silverware hitting my plate in the middle of my prayer.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Oh that's not good.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
I didn't want to stop it, you know. So I
opened my eyes and I see a food trail leading
to her. And she used my fork too. So it's
just like, if you're going to disrespect me while I'm praying,
to happen.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
You got a nice healthy portion of papados, I'm sure
there was enough to share.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
I'm okay with it at the first date. I'm not
okay with it if you've been married for a while.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
I'm not somebody I don't like to share my food.
That's just me personally. Know what I'm saying. If you,
if you like it or you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Unless ye, you know all right, Clive, thanks for calling it, man,
have a great day. Eight seven seven nine three seven
one o four seven or text us text JJR and
you're dating to nine six eight ninth three.

Speaker 9 (42:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (42:13):
If that last segment offended you, I am really really sorry.
Please email our management at your mom at iHeartRadio dot
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Speaker 2 (42:23):
It's John, Jay and Rich. Remember a couple of days ago,
Peyton was doing horoscopes because it was national just because day.
Oh sure, yeah, yeah, So I put together a little
trivia for just because day it's friedday. This is potato
trivia because I came on potato trivia and I had

(42:44):
nowhere ever to put it except for it was just
because day. The other day. You may find it hard
to believe. There's not that many fun pieces of potato trivia,
by the way, but I slapped them together. Peyton Pringles,
ruffles lays, potato chicks. Yes. Kyle Thomas Jefferson is credited
with bringing these into the American mainstream by serving them

(43:07):
at the White House French Fries Yes. Rich. In the
culinary arts, this term refers to a dish that is
baked with a topping of seasonal breadcrumbs and cheese.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
Is it potato casts from? No baked potato? No? Noa potato?
No potatoes?

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Oh gratin? Come out rich? You even watched the Freakin's
show The Bear. Get that, Kyle? An American side dish
consisting of thick cut for steak fries that are layered
with brown gravy and mozzarella cheese. Yes, No, you closer.

Speaker 14 (44:01):
Dick Friesacho, You're close, You're close?

Speaker 8 (44:04):
Is it? Whatton just said nope.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Looking for disco fries?

Speaker 8 (44:10):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Rich? Traditional Indian dish with the origins in Cashmere. The
dish consists of potatoes, tomatoes, and onions that are cooked
together in curry or massala sauce.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
Is that called the like lot cour? No?

Speaker 2 (44:24):
No, no, I don't know. I've never heard of this before.
It's called dummulu.

Speaker 14 (44:31):
All I heard when you said it was beans, greens, tomatoes, potatos.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
The best Thanksgiving song ever? Right there, Kyle. Battered and
fried cod telapia, pollock or catfish served with French fries.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
Big in England, hm fried potatoes No, yes, peyton fish,
fish and chips.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Rich. This American state is famous for the potato. Yes,
Kyle word for traditional Jewish potato pancakes. They're still good.

Speaker 8 (45:02):
Uh No, I don't know my potatoes.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Apparently potato anyone, anyone, peyton traditional Italian pasta made the
small lumps of dough. Yes, Rich character from Toy Story
movie with a bucket of parts, mister yes, yes you guys, yes, yes,
And that's my potato trivia for Fridays.

Speaker 9 (45:31):
I have a potato fun fact for you, guys. My
teammate in college, her dad is the president.

Speaker 15 (45:36):
Of the potato farm.

Speaker 6 (45:37):
WHOA was so nice every tower.

Speaker 9 (45:42):
Every time we went to Washington for games, we would
go and stop at their house and we would eat
all their French fries and potato.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
I have another potato fun fact for you. If I
take off all my clothes, stand in front of a
full mirrort and turn around backwards, I look like a
potato but fat fun fat. Stop just yelling at the radio.

Speaker 13 (46:00):
Call us eight seven seven nine three seven one oh
four seven.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
It's John J and Rich. Text JJR on your message
to ninety six eight ninety three. We'll call you back.
Read your text. I think that's what DEB did.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
I did?

Speaker 17 (46:12):
IDM deal about what?

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Okay?

Speaker 17 (46:15):
I'm having some issues with this man that I'm seeing,
and I'm not sure if he's trying to play me
and his baby mom at the same time.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Oh yeah, you did DM me?

Speaker 17 (46:23):
Yes, Okay, So a little background. I've known this guy
since I was maybe like fifteen, and we both grew
up in Fort Worth and we went to rival high schools,
dated off and on for a while. He went to
the Navy, I went to college. You know, he moved
all over. He actually just moved back to Fort Worth
from Mesa. So we've kind of been seeing each other

(46:44):
again this summer, but his communication lately has just been
a little off, like.

Speaker 9 (46:48):
In what ways, Like is he just not texting you back?
Is he texting you back at random hours?

Speaker 17 (46:53):
Yeah, like not sticking with plans.

Speaker 18 (46:55):
And he was.

Speaker 17 (46:57):
Pretty clear about his relationship with his kid's mom that
they met in the military. Things been worked out that
they were co parenting, and I just found out she
lives ten.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Minutes from me.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
So what are you feeling now?

Speaker 17 (47:11):
So No, I just kind of want to know because
he's just been a little snappy with me, and you know,
we have so much history. It just feels like home
being with him, and I really like being with him,
and things I've usually been running smoothly, but lately he's
just snappy and I don't know, just not as attentive
to me as he usually is. And we both recently

(47:34):
like lost our best friends and like tragic ways, and
so I feel like we kind of have a little
bit of a trauma bond too, And he's just kind
of been there for me in this last year since
I've been going through that grief. So I don't really
want to lose him, But at the same time, I
let him know, like we can just be friends at
the same time, but he always wants to be more
than friends. So I just don't understand, Like are you
back with your baby's mom or do you want a

(47:55):
new relationship with me again?

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Do you call him?

Speaker 17 (47:58):
I was okay, I was kind of thinking of war
the roads of situation, but he I talk about y'all
all the time to him, so he would know. So
maybe if we did like a one of those like
spaw package ones or like see if he would invite someone,
see if there's someone who want to give something to
maybe that would trick him a little bit.

Speaker 15 (48:15):
Have you even just asked him, God, what's going on.

Speaker 8 (48:18):
I mean, communication is very important.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
We talk about this.

Speaker 17 (48:21):
A lot, I know, and I feel like I've been
open with him, you know, I've given him the option,
like I know what I'm looking for. We've been doing
this off and on for twelve thirteen years now, I'm
going to be thirty next month. Like, I don't have
time for these games.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
Yeah, he's definitely playing both sides, or else he would
if he was pursuing you, he would be pursuing you,
not to have an off and on communication. You're snipping
it all out, Yeah, totally.

Speaker 9 (48:44):
And baby mama drama is just something that you don't
even want to have to deal with cuz you're He's
stuck with her for.

Speaker 17 (48:49):
Life exactly, and that's what I'm afraid of. So I
just want him to be open and honest and obviously,
deep down, I just want to know, you know, like,
are you just downplaying y'all's relationship a little more to
just co parenting or are you seeing her again? And
it would be really convenient if they were, because she
lives ten minutes down the street from me.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Now, I tell you what you think about us wanting
to do that whole what'll be called what's the SPA one?
Is it War of the Roses? Yeah? You let us
know if you want us to do something like that
on him. Just take listen to Kyle's advice, Payton's advice,
and then if you decide you want to do it,
we'll do it for you.

Speaker 17 (49:22):
I'm gonna tell you now, I definitely want to do it.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Okay, Well, we have to plan for another day unless
you want to give us his number. Now we call
him right now?

Speaker 17 (49:30):
Let's call him now?

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Why not?

Speaker 17 (49:31):
Let's call him. But if he doesn't say my name,
then let's not say I'm here.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Okay, that's not really.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
How you gotta give me a piece of business. You're
gonna get your business.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Do you know his baby mama's name?

Speaker 4 (49:46):
I do.

Speaker 17 (49:47):
Her name is Malia.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Okay, so we're gonna call him up, tell him he
won a couple's massage and hopefully he's going to take depth.
All right, so we're calling you said his name is Joe. Yeah, okay,
we're gonna call Joe. Are you ready? KYLEA on FuG Okay,
do you guys want to call Joe? Okay, Debbie, stay quiet,
here we go.

Speaker 18 (50:14):
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail the person you're.

Speaker 16 (50:17):
Trying to read.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
All right, let's call him again. It doesn't say I
heeart media on the caller ID, does it? Okay? Good?

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Don't I think?

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Okay? Good? Good, good good good good? Who are you
gonna be? Kyle Natasha?

Speaker 18 (50:33):
Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Ya, Joe, he's blowing us off to you're giving us
a mixed message. We're gonna keep trying. Okay, We're gonna
keep calling you and then we'll call him again a
little bit. Okay, okay, okay, thanks be patient. It's John
Jay and Rich. I'm so glad you're here.

Speaker 13 (50:50):
As the person who currently occupies your attention, I would
like to thank you for listening to John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Our text line is popping you guys. It's the place
to go when you have any questions about a radio
show or something you want us to bring up. You
text JJR and whatever you want to say to the
number nine six eight ninety three. And Lindsey's texted a
couple of times like the thing. This is something she's
dying to ask us. I believe Good morning, Lindsay, good morning.
What's your text question? Well?

Speaker 18 (51:18):
I was curious, just because I know y'all are on
a radio and your whole job is to talk to
each other, you know, all morning long. What happens if
you know, y'all have an issue or like, you know,
being a work family, y'all, aren't you know, happy with
each other that day or something like that, Like are

(51:38):
you able to just put on the face for the
show or how does that work?

Speaker 8 (51:45):
What an interesting timed question.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Oh, because of the page. They had a breakdown yesterday.

Speaker 12 (51:53):
I did.

Speaker 15 (51:53):
I had a whole lot now down yesterday, lindsay.

Speaker 9 (51:55):
I was stressed out. I'm not the type of person
that I mean. I am the type of person to
hold things in until I decided to pop off.

Speaker 15 (52:02):
And unfortunately I did pop off.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
It was unfortunate. It's good to pop off every now.

Speaker 17 (52:07):
Yeah, I had a couple of tears.

Speaker 15 (52:08):
I was like everybody paying attention to me.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
I think when you have moments like that, you do
get closer and better.

Speaker 9 (52:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
I think there's different levels of that, you know. If
I may share some if the what's the word to
look for wisdom if you will experience, if you will,
I think the four of us being in the relationships
that we've been in together at different levels. There's different
categories of how you address something like Rich and I
whenever we had a big problem. We used to have
certain things and then we had like a falling out
that we didn't have a falling out that we went

(52:35):
to therapy. Now we're good, right, Kyle, she is therapy,
that's for sure. Kyle's had a meltdown. Why maybe four
meltdowns and the whole time we worked with its many years.
And you get better. Time you get you get better,
you get closer, and you get better as as friends,
better as a show.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
I think in the way you train people how you
need to be treated when you're freaking out. And Peyton
kind of gave us that a little bit yesterday. She
would just like us to be like, hey, you're good.

Speaker 9 (53:08):
Yeah. Sometimes I need a little bit of validation, and
I mean that I need that in my life in general.
But I'm a crier, lindsay, I can't help it.

Speaker 15 (53:15):
I just start crying.

Speaker 18 (53:16):
Yeah, I think, oh, yeah, I get that.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
When Kyle cries. I laugh. Why I can't help it.
I can't help it. I don't know what it is,
because I don't know if it's my excitement of her
passion for her career and her job, but there's something
and then also the paralyzation of her face.

Speaker 15 (53:37):
I'm an ugly, ugly crier.

Speaker 9 (53:39):
I don't think I've ever seen you cry before, though
Kyle put down it.

Speaker 8 (53:42):
Doesn't happen, it doesn't happen often. Generally, I feel like
I'm pretty happy.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
What's kind of fun about? You can see Peyton getting
pissed at herself for crying.

Speaker 9 (53:51):
That made me laugh, laugh because I was like, you grind.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
You're mad and you're crying.

Speaker 9 (53:58):
Because I'm like a twenty six year old were crying
at work?

Speaker 15 (54:01):
Like, who does that?

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Some people do?

Speaker 8 (54:04):
So to answer your question, yes, we do have those days. Generally,
I think they happened off the air.

Speaker 14 (54:09):
And I think we do a pretty good job of
talking through them. I think that's the only real way
that we've ever really solved issues, just.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Checking it out.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
John Jay and I are way better than we used
to be when somebody gets upset. We used to be like,
like really impossible to talk to you because we didn't
get it.

Speaker 9 (54:24):
I appreciate I appreciated all of you in my moment yesterday,
and I'm glad you brought this up. Lindsay, because it's
true and it happened sometimes.

Speaker 18 (54:31):
So cool, very cool.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Well, thank you so much for listening, Lizzie. That was
a very cool question. Thank you so much.

Speaker 20 (54:37):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Good day too, God bless see. Just like Lindsay, you
just text us, text jj rden whatever you want to
ask us or whatever you want to say to nine
six eight ninety three. It's John Jay and Rich, John
Jay and Rich. We are like a whole lot John
Jay and Rich. Last week, Kyle's tells about her husband
Fish Fisher. He kept saying to you, right, what is
your deal?

Speaker 15 (54:56):
What's your deal?

Speaker 2 (54:57):
What's your deal with the labels?

Speaker 8 (54:59):
With it's laundry right.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Now, Charnelle, send in a text. You just text us,
you text jjr on your message to nine six eight
nine three. She had something her husband says, what is it, Charnelle,
good morning.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
Good morning.

Speaker 18 (55:12):
I'm very nervous.

Speaker 21 (55:15):
So Kyle was talking about how her.

Speaker 10 (55:18):
Husband says what's the deal? And my husband when.

Speaker 21 (55:21):
He's making a point, heally says at the.

Speaker 18 (55:24):
End of the day, Charnell, and so I always fawn
back with, well, after you asked me at the beginning of.

Speaker 14 (55:31):
The day, we were like, no more at the end
of the day.

Speaker 17 (55:38):
Hey, I'm like, why not take the problem up at
the beginning of today.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
That's awesome, Hey, on the total side of let me
bounce something off you guys and you Charnel. So my
wife and they were talking about doing our own podcast,
this her and I and because at the end of
the day, her and I always like unwind and recap
what happened today, what was going on? Yeah, And she
was like, if we do a podcast, we can talk
about live, talk about relationships, talk about whatever. And I
said to her the other day, I go, what if
we call it at the end of the day, at

(56:06):
the end of the day with Blake and John Jay
at the end of the day?

Speaker 15 (56:10):
Perfect?

Speaker 2 (56:11):
She said, I told you that already in a year ago.
And I was like, okay, I don't remember at the
end of the day. And then I thought, because I
just launched another podcast, and I thought, we'll it just
become some podcast guy start doing. Yeah, but I don't
have I don't have anywhere to tape the podcast, so
I gotta look into that. I mean, I listen, come here,
but should be at the end of the day. It
wouldn't be the end of the day. If I come

(56:31):
in the studio, I can't get you set up at
your house.

Speaker 8 (56:34):
Maybe you just release them at the end of the day.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Yeah, yes, yes, Grant, Hey, you how to become a
terrible person podcast studios in my apartment. If you want,
you can just come over and spend the night. I'm
afraid i'd get a terrible contact high from the.

Speaker 15 (56:52):
Podcast will be.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Great, Charat, thank you so much for listening.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
Yes, thank you, guys, have a great day.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
We're gonna play game. Shawna is ark I said, Hey, Shawna.

Speaker 10 (57:01):
Hey, Hi, John Jay Rich, Hi everybody.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Oh right, We're going to play smartest in the room.

Speaker 15 (57:08):
I'm the smartest in the room.

Speaker 7 (57:11):
I'm the smartest in the room.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
All right, Shawna. Here's how this works.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
I ask a bunch of questions super fast, and you
try to get as many right answers as you can
within thirty seconds, and you'll get a chance to kind
of figure this out here because you will go last
in this game. We'll start here with John Jay thirty
seconds on the clock starts as soon as I asked
the first question, John Jay, what friend's haircut was?

Speaker 7 (57:36):
All the race?

Speaker 2 (57:36):
Rachel in the nineteen nineties.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
What is the most popular last surname in the United States?

Speaker 2 (57:43):
What does a smith?

Speaker 5 (57:44):
How many sides does a rectangle have for?

Speaker 4 (57:48):
From?

Speaker 5 (57:48):
What direction does the sun rise in the morning the east?
What grade does Janine Tigues teach in Abbott Elementary?

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Sixth Beyonce was born in what? Texas city? Houston? Name
three of any five members of intake Joey, Justin, and
jac Okay, I'll take You'll leave this one here.

Speaker 8 (58:09):
You think so good?

Speaker 5 (58:11):
What great does Janine tigs teaching Abbot Elementary? It is
second second grade? Second grade?

Speaker 2 (58:15):
I would have gotten you'd gotten that.

Speaker 15 (58:17):
Run. I love Abbit Elementary.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Thatsn't my I could tell yeah, boy, actually run.

Speaker 9 (58:22):
Actually, she actually doesn't teach second grade anymore.

Speaker 15 (58:24):
She actually works at the school district.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
So but anyway, okay, when she taught, she taught second grade?

Speaker 15 (58:28):
Yes she did.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Oh wait, correction, leader, Nick, you want to correct?

Speaker 13 (58:32):
No, did you finish the season of Abbit Elementary?

Speaker 2 (58:36):
She goes back to teaching. Okay, so it's correct again.

Speaker 9 (58:40):
All right, anyway, all right, we weren't asking you, Kyle.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
You are up next thirty second start. As soon as
I asked the first question, Kyle. In twenty twenty three,
What Purple ice Cream Drink gained notoriety on social media
after users pretended to die upon don the hamster like
toy by Tiger Electronics All the Rage in nineteen ninety eight,
Skip It?

Speaker 2 (59:03):
Why What the Fairy Tales?

Speaker 5 (59:05):
The memorable quote from What nineteen ninety Julie Roberts and
Richard Girt film.

Speaker 8 (59:09):
What a Pretty Woman.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
In August the nineteen ninety seven, Microsoft bailed What Technology
Company out of bankruptcy. Apple, Rebecca Welton, Roy Kinn, Nathan
Shelley are on TV characters on What Show.

Speaker 13 (59:25):
Talking about it Lasso.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
Actually, you got most of the rest of them correct.
The only one you missed is the one that you skipped,
which was the Ferbie, the hamster like toy by Tiger Electronics.

Speaker 15 (59:38):
Se Oh, there's.

Speaker 9 (59:39):
Literally like a hamster toy that is not called Ferbie,
And that's where I was at.

Speaker 15 (59:43):
Also, rich is it some ninety themed?

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Is that an elementary nineties?

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Nay?

Speaker 15 (59:50):
Mine has well been?

Speaker 2 (59:51):
Is this sun rising in the East nineties? Yes, all right,
you're snippy.

Speaker 5 (59:57):
You're up next to my snippy friend. What is the
name with the galaxy in which we currently Live the
Universe in two thousand and one, which pop singer couple
attended the American Music Awards dressed in all denim.

Speaker 15 (01:00:09):
Britney spears and justin timberlight.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
Square is the name of a memoir penned by what
notable figure What nineteen eighty four ninety five murder trial
gripped the nation for more than eleven months?

Speaker 15 (01:00:21):
Oh Gosh, Elizabeth Smart.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
Linda Ronstadt song Long Long Time, which memorably used in
an episode of what new HBO sci fi series Aliens.

Speaker 15 (01:00:32):
Dude, what kind of questions are the live.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
In the Milky Way galaxy?

Speaker 15 (01:00:37):
That's right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Square is Prince Harry's book What Spare? What did I say? Square? Square? Spare? Spare? Right?
The OJ trial was what I was trying to get
you to talk about.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
Last of Us was a TV series that I was
trying to get you to get there, all right, so.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
You know, you might you might win. You never know.

Speaker 15 (01:00:57):
I didn't get any right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
It could happen. It could happen. You know what.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Your attitude determines your latitude, all right, Shauna, over to
you altitude?

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Your attitude does it make you go sideways? Your attitude
determines your latitude.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
In case it does. All right, here we go. This
is for you, Shauna, in thirty seconds. You got to
answer these questions as if is a line made famous
by what Alicia Silverstone movie Alicia Very Good?

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
So your Emma Lee.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
Button is better known by what name? What character does
Robert Downey Junior playing the film Oppenheimer?

Speaker 10 (01:01:39):
Uh?

Speaker 16 (01:01:40):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
The scientist?

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Okay? What artist has the most dreams on Spotify?

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
The Weekend? In?

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
What movie?

Speaker 5 (01:01:49):
Would you find the Emerald City? What band does Chris
Martin sing for?

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
What did you say?

Speaker 9 (01:01:58):
Said?

Speaker 21 (01:01:59):
Good day?

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
Okay, I'm gonna give you that you only missed a
couple here. You did pretty well. H you got clueless?
You got baby spice?

Speaker 13 (01:02:05):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
You said scientist?

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
He played Lewis Strauss, Robert Donney junr In Oppenheimer.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
That's a tough one. Uh In.

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
The artist with the most dreams currently on Spotify is Drake.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
Yeah beat the wend? Yeah, he beat the Weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
So Grant's gonna come in here with our total score
here to see how you did?

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Players?

Speaker 8 (01:02:25):
I think I know who the winner is?

Speaker 15 (01:02:28):
Here he goes here?

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
He got good news and bad news? Okay, which would
do you? The good news? Is there is winner of
the game. The bad news is I wasn't really keeping
score during the game. So I feel like Shawna has
got good energy, so she's she's the smartest in the room.
All right, Thanks for listening, Thanks for.

Speaker 13 (01:02:54):
Playing broadcasting live across the world right now. This is
the John, Jay and Rich radio program.

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