Kyle stressed about "Shams" is so funny

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Damn Jauja Rich Kyle's the ladist with the unfugs.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
So I had this thing where I've been looking at
my husband and ies bed lately and it looks just
like really gross because our dog, Daisy, we let her
sleep with us because we love her and we want
to cuddle with her and whatnot, but she has tear
ducts that like they leak, and so the bed is
like the bedspread is literally stained and it looks really gross.

(00:28):
So I'm like, you know what I'm gonna do it.
We're gonna get a pretty bed and I'm gonna get
a new bedspread and it's gonna be amazing. So I
go and I get a bedspread. And yesterday I was
trying to avoid election stuff, so I decide, today's the
day I'm gonna make our bed pretty. It's gonna make
me happy and everything's gonna be great. So I open
it up and it's supposed to be a bedspread and

(00:48):
like two matching shams, and it's gonna be like, for
some reason, I feel like it's gonna be like pinterest
worthy or something.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
So I put the bedspread on start looking for the shams.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
There's no freaking shams.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Literally literally, I'm like, oh, so I searched the thing,
and I like, maybe that when I took the bed
spread out, maybe they flew somewhere not the case. And
I go out and I go, Scott, get this. The
bedspread didn't come with shams.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
It's a sham.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
And I was so disappointed.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
A sham.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's a pillowcase. It's like a bigger pillow case as
a decorative pillow case, and it matches the bedspread. So
then all of a sudden you have this like beautiful setup,
but there was no shams just to spread. And I'm like,
I've already opened it, so I can't really bring back
I can't really bring back the bedspread and say there
was no shams.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
You know what's funny, yesterday when I was I was,
I was out about today. I called my wife and
I said where are you? And she's like, oh, I
went to go pick up the pillows for a VIP
area at La Pulp Family Fest. I don't know what
that means. I don't understand how there's pillows involved on
a farm.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I don't know that you can. But she goes, I
went to go pick up the pillows and guess what,
there's no pillows. It's just pillowcases.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
She has the shams, the shams.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I've got the pillows.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
We need to get together. Who knew that that's where
they sent the shams?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
But I literally so all night last night, I just
kept going, what a sham sham.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
He's like, oh, we're out of lettuce.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
What a sham?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
A man a sham. Have you ever seen this movie
called History of the World Part one where the guy's
doing this dance and he puts a bunch of sand
down and he dances on the sand. He goes Ethiopian
shim jam sham sham.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
So random, John Dayane Rich Stephanie sent the text, Stephanie,
good morning.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
What was your text?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Good morning? Okay. So the other night I was watching
a show called Celebrity Holiday Homes. I'm sure you've heard
of it Discovery, and it's just where an interior designer
comes and they redo a celebrities home for the holidays.
And I was watching the Kurt Warner episode and at

(03:17):
the end of the episode, they're having their holidays and
who do I see Caroline next to Kurt Warner and
his wife. It was Blake Venice and then they they
pan over to the next scene and who'd I see
next to Blake?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
John Jay?

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Oh my god, It's the coolest thing ever.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
Was so much fun.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
You know what's funny is we shot that episode in August.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Really really.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
It was so hot, and we're like Christmas, Carolyn and
the neighbors, like, what the hell?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
The only thing I could think was John Jay did
not want to be.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Invited today like it was yesterday.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
I've never seen that episode, so I'm going to look
for Discovery Plus. It's called Celebrity Makeovers.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Plus Celebrity Holiday Homes, I think is what it's called.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
You do like about your taxis You're like, I'm sure
I'm the only person in the nation currently watching this show.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
You've got to be right, Yeah. Is it something like
do you watch that before you go to sleep so
you don't have to think about anything? Is that what
that is?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Exactly? Exactly?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
That's the best kind of thing. I picked the most
boring shows to watch to go to sleep, too.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Well, you should find this one.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I just want the dialogue. I don't want to have
any plot. I don't want to have any murder stuff
coming down. They're like Home makeover like House Center shows,
those are the best to go to sleep.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I recommend Discovery Plus. It's called Celebrity Holiday Homes.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Yeah, yeah, perfect, And it's it's funny because you can
tell that it's from like, I don't know, the early
two thousands or something.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
It's just something like that, did you have facial hair
or no?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Back then?

Speaker 4 (04:47):
He looks He's like hell baby faces.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Before I discovered to stops replacement for Musie. Thank you
for calling in and drive say, thank you for texting,
thank you for listening.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
To You're awesome.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
You have a great day. Thank you you guys to
love you guys.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Bye.