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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Starla. Hi, start it, Hi, you're ready to play game?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I am ready?
Speaker 1 (00:07):
All right? Nick is the host of this game.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Hello Nick, Hi, guys. We're playing Noise Machine today. Are
we excited?
Speaker 4 (00:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
So it's National Stress Awareness Day, right, So I like
to think my games in today's noises are all things
that either stress people out or specifically stress me out.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Okay, so I'm gonna play a noise and you guys
have to guess what said noise is. Is that easy enough?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I'm very excited, guys, I'm so so excited.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
We're gonna start with John Jay.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Traffic.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
We were looking for traffic, way to go, John Jay
one point on the board starting out the game, so strong, Rick.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Oh, this is running out of your battery on your AirPods.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
That's the sound might make.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I mean it's good. I was looking for iPhone, but
AirPods would be the same.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
You know what? Yeah iPhone does?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
Yeah yeah, when you did? And then ten person.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I always has the volume down, so I've never heard
that before, but I always run.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
My battery always dies a good guess, Bara, Well done, Peyton.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Welcome to Subway. What can I make for you today?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
What the heck? Is that ai subway ai?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Uh? I'm sorry, Peyton, weren't looking for that.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
What we were looking for was when you're in line
at subway and there's a bunch of people behind you
and you can't decide what you want.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
To eat yet, don't be an idiot. It's so stressful.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Line stress doesn't even know you'renning a little out of
hand with the ridiculousness on the quarters.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
I'm sorry that you didn't even try. I did try.
I gave you an answer, try zero zero points. I'm
done with you. I'm almost to the point where I'm
eliminating you from these games.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
But it actually a matter of fact, I will volunteer
my sig no longer.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Will.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Kylen.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
It sounds like a printer.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Okay, but what would you stress you out about a
printer if it's out of ink?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Let's go with that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah, if you're like, your printer is broken, it doesn't
print correctly.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
It's so stressful, go, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
You guys get stressed out by that stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I get stressed out by you.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Stress?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Am I the only one?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
No?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Printers are all garbage, all of them are. Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
That sounds like richest printer from two thousand and three.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
It's definitely Riches top Matrix. So, Tarlat, do you understand
the point of this game? I got it all right,
good luck hold music? Okay. I mean that's a good guess.
Go ahead, you can try again.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
I guess I was just gonna say, like being on
hold on a phone call for too long?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, I mean that would be stressful. That's not what
we're looking for. Uh. Some people get stressed about getting older,
you guys, it's oh, that.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Was just stress of singing Happy Birthday. I hate that
to you. It's like there's many different levels for that
song and what's stressed.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Out in my hands. So that was a really fun
first round.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Whenever we do Happy Birthday to people.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
By the way, my new thing now is if I
have to do it and everyone's singing, I just lip sync.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
No one can hear if my voice.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
It's really fun if it's just you and Blake.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
So after one round, John Jay, rich and Kyle all
on the board. H John Jay, does this stress you out?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Is that a doorbell and someone on my door? Yeah?
It does.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
At the door, Shaan j commandingly two points.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
Richt, what's he going to when you're walking down the
hall and people are clapping you in Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
That's a good guess. That's a really good guess.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I was looking for something a little more specific.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Uh, No, we were looking for.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Uh. The episode of the Office called Scott's Tots stresses
me because he promises first graders when they when they
get to be seniors, he's going to pay for all
their colleges. And then when they're going to college, he
doesn't have any money, and so he just.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Fast forwards to that.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Yeah, so then he has to like confront these people
who have been like relying on this man anyway. So sorry, Rich,
no points there, don't be an idiot. We I think
we have a special guest for this next one. Peyton,
it's your turn.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I want to thank everybody for being here tonight. Yeah,
you're such a great audience.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
What do you think is a kangaroo's favorite thing about beer?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
The hops?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Nick Johnson? Okay, because you genuinely stressed, and that was
you making a ridiculous joke.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
It's funny because it got the reaction in the room
I wanted.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
It's when a joke doesn't land and everybody's just silent. Yeah,
so that's stressful.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah that was you, right.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I don't know who that was that I pulled it
from the internet.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That literally sounded like you.
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Okay, no points for painting in this game. What a surprise, Kyle.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh it's your email inbox?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Is good job, Kyle.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I was kind of thinking like when you're expecting, like
when you respond to any mail from your boss and
and the one comes like it comes back and you're like, ninety.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Unanswered emails?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
How do you have storage on your phone?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
There's incredible, John Jay gets a bonus point for that.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Darla, you could win the game, but you got to
get this right first.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
All right, let's.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Try guess anytime Starla.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I would say trying to call somebody and nobody answer.
Literally call, just call somebody. That's Darla.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Wait, one of my biggest stressors always.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
That's good. All right, hold on the line. We'll set
you up with that fifty bucks to rallies or checkers. Congratulations, awesome,
thank you. It's a very clever game. Nick, what's truss?
You just go around the room an think what stresses
you out.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
It could have been a sound effect, It could have
been a sound of.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Voice Peyton's going through something.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Nick, Yeah, I'm not feelings. I actually I am really
younger of a really bad headache, and I just want
to call into.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
There Are if you listen to Are Afterwards podcast, which
you were going to post up pretty soon if it's
not posted already. She's like, you know, there are no
feminine products in this building right now?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Right? Do you have any well?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I mean it was the first person I asked.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Something that Jenna came to save the day.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
All Right, you don't feel well.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You went all the way around looking and then you
asked Jenna.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
No, I asked Jenna, and Jenna from you.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
No.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
No, I asked Jenna first, and then I asked Kyle,
and then I made a lap around the building. And
then when I had to make my own makeshift things,
Jenna said, I got you and she found something for me.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
You had to make shift.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
It can make shift.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
It fascinating. Yeah, I mean, you go figure it out
when you're in that.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Exactly, and I was in my loose, loose situation.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
I'm so sorry for all of us made