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Speaker 1 (00:00):
John Jay and Rich. Okay, we're gonna play game. Dallas
is our contestant. Hey, Dallas, Hi, so you get to pick.
You're gonna play for John Summit tickets or Nellie Ludacris
and Showrul at the Boat.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
No, no, no, you get both. Yeah one show.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
It's One's Friday one Saturday.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Play for both.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
I just got the email about ten minutes ago. John
Summit is gonna be huge. That's you mean same?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Being able to get both is even better.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Okay, what are we playing?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
We're playing Noise Machine today. Guys. It's holiday themed. If
you can guess what said noise is from, you get
a point. Okay, pretty easy. We're gonna play holiday movies
and we're gonna start with John Jay.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
These guys are looking for Turboman. Yes, looking Turbo Man.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh yeah, I've never seen this movie, but I know
what it is. It's Jingle all the way, is it though?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Sure, yep, you're right, it is Jingle all the way.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
How did you know that? Having never seen the movie,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
It's Schwarzenegger and Turboman. I've heard it a million times.
I think I think Nick in the past has given
you that question three times in a row in one game.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Maybe got it wrong. Yeah, I still.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Would have gotten young Chris Parnell and that so John
jaylen Board one point, Rich. Christmas runs in my family.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
My dad was Santa and now it's my brother next
turn to wear the.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Hat stocking full of if I've ever seen one.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
He saved a kitten from a tree.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Nice.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
You probably think I don't know that, but this is
my favorite kind of Christmas movie. That is, Noel, Yeah
that was good.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
That was what your face?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, no, it's my most favorite Christmas movie. Yeah, yeah,
yeah right Desert Rich and Kendrick and Kendrick. Yeah, so
wait to go Rich. One point there, Peyton, Yes, Sah, could.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You send me a bike and a slinky?
Speaker 5 (02:18):
No, your father's been laid off.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
That is, here comes Santa Claus. Here comes Santa Claus. Okay,
that's incorrect. Anybody have a guess in the room. J
John Jay's elf elf Okay, that's also a good guess.
They are both incorrect. We were, of course looking for
jingle all the way. Okay, comedy stylings of Sindbad featured there. Okay, well,
(02:48):
no points for Payton this round. We'll move on to Kyle.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
What's this? What's this? That is the night member for Christmas?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Yeah, let's go for good point for Kyle. Thus far,
John Jay, Rich and Kyle on the board. Dallas your turn.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I want five pounds a week. What's happening to me?
What's your diet like hoking cookies?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, you're right, it sure is.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Okay, I was nervous.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Right after one round. We have a four way tie
with John, j Rich, Kyle, and Dallas. Into round two.
We'll start with John Jay.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
It's gotten colder. Any bookkeeping stuff. Would like to have an.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Extra shovel pull of cold for the fire.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
If we can't do the booky, Hell, our pens have
turned to inksicles. Our assets are.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Is it a muppet Christmas?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
A very mupp at Christmas, A muppet Christmas story, a
up at Christmas?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Crack? Carol Carroll?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
This is admitted to with it, you can have a
little Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Really were a Muppet Christmas?
Speaker 5 (03:52):
Carol?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Of course, that's correct. Way to go, John Jay, you
got there eventually, Rich.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
I said, allegiance to the Fresh of the United States
of America and to the Republic for which it stands one.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
That's one of my favorite scenes. That's when they asked
Grandma to say the Chris the Aunt to say the
Christmas prayer. That's Christmas vacation, Christmas vacation, lampoons Christmas old
title is more than welcome. You rich got the most
recent and the oldest clips in these say in this game?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Uh, Peyton alone, home alone, let's go, highest grossing comedy
of all time.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Do you know when the spider walks on his face
it is one of the funniest scenes ever.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah. Yeah, the scream is so legit.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Well he's just looking at me, Marv? What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Marv?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
All right, good job Peyton. One point in this game, Kyle, Oh.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Oh, excuse me, but your wife squckies, you're out of
this world.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I don't know that one. I'm going to say, Sanna's
got a brand new bag, has got a brand new bag. Okay,
that's a good guess. It's wrong. Uh. We were, of
course looking for jingle all the way.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Why did I think of that? I should have I
should have asked.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
I was just waiting, just waiting for it. So sorry, Kyle.
Just one point today, Dallas is your shot?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Your nasty waft he.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
The Greech is so Christmas.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah, there you go, Dallas. All right, Well I do
have a tie breaker there. It's going to be between
John Jay Rich and Dallas. Name is your buzzer, let's go.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
He el.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
What's your favorite color? Else the elf?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I don't think your name is elve, but Dallas, yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
My goodness, all right, trying to playing your game for
like the since December, like the end of November, I've
been trying to play your game.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Well, you're in, and you win, and you get tickets
to both nights at the Birds and US John Summit
and Mellie Ludacris and jow Rule.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Congratulations, Oh my gosh, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Merry Christmas and healthy holidays to you guys and everyone else.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Thanks, Dallas's very nice. Hold on the line. Hold on
is that the price smartwo same thing.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Today a week.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
All week long?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
That's good. Something kind of cool. So Rich and I
were at McCallen and the RGV over the weekend. We
were at a in a parade. Not in a parade,
we were like in a reverse parade. Like there was
this stage shut up for us and there were two
chairs on this huge day and we had microphones. But
the guy next to us was in a tent and
(07:05):
he was doing like coming up next since the Waterburger
float and here's the water, here's the you know, McAllen
High School.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
It was that, and then the.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Floats would come buy us and we would wave with
the float and then they go and he talked to him.
It was like floats came by to us, we waved
and they moved to the next like we weren't really
doing anything.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
You were like the parade chancellors or something.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, it's like a reverse parade. The floats came by,
we waved at that.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
We were in the crowds with the microphone.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, but there was there was like celebrities there right
like Danny Trey Hill was there. Michael Irvin from the
Dallas Cowboys was the MC. There was there was other
cowboys there and cheerleaderoy cheerleaders and other ballplayers too. There's
a guy that's playing right now, that Jake Ferguson guy.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Do you guys know who he is?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
No, he's probably gonna make the Pro Bowl this year.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah, he plays the Cowboys right now. Fifty million dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
He's huge, right, and and my kids knew he was,
But do you know who he's dating, Peyton.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Do you know who he's dating. Yeah, he's dating one
of the cabin Or twins, one of the Cavendar twins.
Do you know who the Camendar twins are? Kyle?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Not familiar?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Nick?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Are you just from somebody in the house in the
Who are the Cavenar twins? The Caventar twins. They are
like influencers. But they played basketball, so they played D one.
They ended up at finishing in Miami. But they're from Gilbert,
so they're from here.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
They were next door neighbors to Rich. Yeah, there next
door neighbor right across the street house. Yeah, and uh.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
And it's funny because I was like, you know, Rich
is like one of the most sociable people I've ever
met in my life.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Like he talked to every single person on an airplane, right.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
But my friend, my kids called me the NPC Whisperer. No,
but he just did general talk to me all the time.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
They didn't know each other, Like they knew he lived
in their neighborhood, but they'd never met so at any rate,
they were they were they were nice, but you know,
they were definitely like feeling the effects of being famous.
Got it?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Right, So they were sitting at our table.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
There was an area where they had the quote unquote
celebrities in the room eating and there was it was
like top goes and stuff and it was whatever. And
the Cavern Twins were at our table and they had
a bunch of their snacks there. But they provided stuff
for all of us, right, and delicious stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Yeah, but they still their snacks were different.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And you know how I'm on a health food kick, right,
So they kept the snacks in a bag and they
were first they were out, and then they took us
in groups like rich and I went out to go
take pictures of the people and came back. Michael Ivan
went out to take pictures of people and came back.
And then the Cabinar twins went out to go take
pictures and come back and they left. I was sure
they were coming back, and their snacks were there, so
(09:34):
I was hungry for their And there were very unique snacks.
These snacks were there was these like French toast crunch something.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
And they were delicious. I took a picture of them.
I tell you what they're tell me to do what
they were?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, I ate you ate their snacks?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, I had one bag of their snacks, right, but
there were snacks.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I don't know, that's kind of like crossing the line.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Well, I asked around before I took the snacks. The
people were there and they were like, go ahead, you
can have snacks. So I took their I took the
I took a bag of snacks.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Sound like the playground bully over there.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
No, I asked the playground bully asked the principal.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
No, I watched you ask, and everybody's like, they're probably
not coming back. They're probably gonna jump on the float
and then they're gone, so they're just gonna go to waste.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
The French toast bites.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Oh, I've had those.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
They're freaking amazing.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
I've had the but I haven't had the French toast ones.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
But I've had the No they have like like cinnamon.
I heard about the sirocha ones too, So I'm eating these.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
They come back, the Cavander twins, and they go sit
at another table. All their snacks are still at our table,
and they have people with them, you know, rich and
I don't.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
Have people people for us.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
So I lean over and I go, hey, you guys,
lift your snacks at the table and I hope you
don't mind. But I opened one of the bags and
had it and one of the Cavendar twins like, no problem,
moves fine, problem. And then later they had their agent
with them, and their agent got a little snippy little.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
About the snacks, about the snacks they flew in private
and they were leaving that night.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Those are snacks for the plane, and I'm like, I
didn't know, and.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I asked around put away, then exactly, take the snacks
with you. You leave them on our table a community table,
in the middle of the table, like a centerpiece.
Speaker 6 (11:20):
I mean in the middle of the Like the manager
gets in like stands as yeah, stance two inches from
John Jay's face. You ate their snacks? What are you
prepared to do about it?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
And I was like, I was like, I was like,
I can give you five dollars. No, it's okay, it's okay.
And then our manager for the radio station she was like,
I'll go get your snacks right now. I'll have them.
What do you call that? Like postmates the snacks right now? No,
we're leaving whatever. It was weird, isn't that weird?
Speaker 6 (11:51):
I mean I actually thought the agent was kidding because
it was such a inaggressive tone, so I thought it
was like a joke at first that she was like
giving John Jay little you know, like a little ribbon
them a little bit.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
She was not kissing.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
You had got good self controlled because I would have
popped off.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
On his agent.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
The agent's job to watch the snacks. She put the
snacks in a bag.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
It might have been she bought the agent and bought
the snacks at Sprouts for them for the plane. Keep
in mind they were flying a private plane, the Dallas
which is probably an hour flight, if that right.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
So how many snacks don't get eat all the snacks?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Michael Urban super Bowl champion, he's in the Netflix documentary.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Dude was hanging out, no problem, get my snacks. Really
friendly guy.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
All the all the former Cowboys were just as nice
as they could be.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
They were just the best. But anyway, Jake Ferguson guy
was nice. Yeah, he was great. He didn't say anything
about the snacks. He wasn't saving him for his flight.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
No, that's a little behind the scenes. But very grateful
for the city of Mcalli for having us. Thank you
so much.