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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, guys, we all do dumb things, don't we.
We do Sometimes we do his little kids. No, other
times we do his drunk adults. Can you tell the difference? Okay,
a little game we're gonna play. I'll play a little
clip of audio. You tell me if there were a
drunk adult or a little kid. Are you ready? Y?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I closed down a burger king just by taking a
bite out of a whopper.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
She closed down a burger king by taking a bite
of a whopper.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Payton, drunk kid, I mean drunk adults.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Sorry, I hope.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I'm gonna go drunk adult.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Rich go adult.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I was a drunk adult. I had been seeing this
guy a couple of times throughout the night out drinking.
I thought he was super cute, and then at a
burger king, I saw him there at a table, so
I walked over, I picked up his whopper, and I
took a massive fight out of it. Now, his girlfriend
was sitting at the table with him, so she of
course up and then punched me in the face. So
(01:02):
we ended up getting into a fight. Other people joined
in and it became a whole big thing, to a
point where the burger king had to shut down for
the rest of the night.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Oh my gosh, that's hell of a party. Yeah, okay.
Round two, Little kid or drunk adult.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I got in trouble for dirty dancing with someone's plastic
pink flamingo Peyton.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Drunk adult Kyle, I hope it's drunk adult rich me too,
drunk adult. I was a very drunk adult.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I was at a wedding reception where they had plastic
pink flamingos all over for decoration, and after, oh, I
want to say it was like my sixth Espresso martini,
I took one of the pink flamingo decorations and started
dirty dancing with it. I did this during the part
(01:59):
of the reception were the bride dances with her dad.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
It was a very wrong she danced, I'll say that,
and I was asked to go outside so I could
sober up. And to this day, my friends referred to
me as the pink flamingo. That's a good one, all right.
Last round, little kid or drug adult.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I accidentally set the woods on fire with my friend Micky.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Little little kid, little kid could have been a drug adult.
Could have been a drug adult right. In fact, when
you hear how he set the woods on fire, fascinating.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I was a little I just learned that I could
light my farts on fire. The flame came out much
bigger than I thought, and I threw the lighter in pain.
The lighter landed on some dry leaves. The fire got
crazy and Cruels had to come and put it out.
The fire even made it on the news.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Right, that's a quick round of little kid a drunk
adult
You know, guys, we all do dumb things, don't we.
We do Sometimes we do his little kids. No, other
times we do his drunk adults. Can you tell the difference? Okay,
a little game we're gonna play. I'll play a little
clip of audio. You tell me if there were a
drunk adult or a little kid. Are you ready? Y?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I closed down a burger king just by taking a
bite out of a whopper.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
She closed down a burger king by taking a bite
of a whopper.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Payton, drunk kid, I mean drunk adults.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Sorry, I hope.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I'm gonna go drunk adult.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Rich go adult.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I was a drunk adult. I had been seeing this
guy a couple of times throughout the night out drinking.
I thought he was super cute, and then at a
burger king, I saw him there at a table, so
I walked over, I picked up his whopper, and I
took a massive fight out of it. Now, his girlfriend
was sitting at the table with him, so she of
course up and then punched me in the face. So
(01:02):
we ended up getting into a fight. Other people joined
in and it became a whole big thing, to a
point where the burger king had to shut down for
the rest of the night.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Oh my gosh, that's hell of a party. Yeah, okay.
Round two, Little kid or drunk adult.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I got in trouble for dirty dancing with someone's plastic
pink flamingo Peyton.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Drunk adult Kyle, I hope it's drunk adult rich me too,
drunk adult. I was a very drunk adult.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I was at a wedding reception where they had plastic
pink flamingos all over for decoration, and after, oh, I
want to say it was like my sixth Espresso martini,
I took one of the pink flamingo decorations and started
dirty dancing with it. I did this during the part
(01:59):
of the reception were the bride dances with her dad.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
It was a very wrong she danced, I'll say that,
and I was asked to go outside so I could
sober up. And to this day, my friends referred to
me as the pink flamingo. That's a good one, all right.
Last round, little kid or drug adult.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I accidentally set the woods on fire with my friend Micky.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Little little kid, little kid could have been a drug adult.
Could have been a drug adult right. In fact, when
you hear how he set the woods on fire, fascinating.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I was a little I just learned that I could
light my farts on fire. The flame came out much
bigger than I thought, and I threw the lighter in pain.
The lighter landed on some dry leaves. The fire got
crazy and Cruels had to come and put it out.
The fire even made it on the news.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Right, that's a quick round of little kid a drunk
adult
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