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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mary, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
So I have a story of how I heard myself
that lives on in infamy with my friends because after
a loveless marriage, I was back on the dating scene
and I found myself in a situation where I was
about to get lucky. So, you know, I'm performing a
job that some of us performed from time to time
(00:23):
between yes, yes, yes, and you know. I asked my
gentleman caller if he had protection, and like an amateur,
he did not, So I went running in out of
sheer excitement, completely naked. I went running down a spiral
(00:43):
staircase to go get protection, and I missed the bottom
step and I fell right, So if you can just
imagine complete nakedness, body parts slapping together. He actually leaned
over in the dark and was like, are you okay?
And I was able to like, yeah, I'm okay, you know,
and I limped to the bedroom, got what I needed,
(01:05):
went upstairs, finished the job like a champ, right, And
then the next day I'm like, well, actually, in the
middle of the night that God goes the bathroom, I
couldn't even walk. So I went to the doctor's the
next day and I actually had broken my foot.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Whoa poor cat. Did that person marry you because that
is amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
No, no, he did it, the big jerk. No. Yeah
yeah right yeah, so even listen, I was performing the
job of little jobs and I still got it done,
even with the broken foot.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
And your friends know about it.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, of course, of course the.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Story the guy's going to tell, that's a great story
for him to tell. And the fact that you still
wanted to do it. He's like, I asked her. She
was okay.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah. He's like, I was a gentleman. You okay down there,
I'm not okay.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Well, thank you for sharing that story. Mary, that's awesome.
Have a great day.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
You're well okay below Let me too. Britch