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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Wakes up John Jay and Rich what's cracking like?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
And this is the Big Boss Dove snoopy deagle double.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Jigsel bank boom, what you don't do?

Speaker 4 (00:13):
We're not talking about rid ten team, We're not talking
about Last.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's the one and only.

Speaker 5 (00:17):
Does you all the glasses last?

Speaker 3 (00:18):
The big snoop eagle double jib in your face to
me and in the place to be?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
And you're listening to John Jay and Rich wakes text
us text JJR whatever is on your mind to ninety
six eight nine three or calls at eight seven seven
ninety three seven one oh four seven. Peyton was telling
a story the other day and I said, Peyton, we
got to do that on the radio. I want to hear.
And I don't think any of us know the meat
of the story, but we will have somebody on the

(00:44):
phone to help explain it. So, Peyton, the story is what.

Speaker 6 (00:47):
So I am back living in my grandma's house. And
the other day she was playing her really loud music.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Wait, we should bring her up. We got your grandma
on the phone. We got ma mae hey may.

Speaker 7 (00:57):
May hi okay.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
So so paint's about that tells the story. So she
was playing her loud music.

Speaker 6 (01:02):
Yeah, I was saying, how you like to play your
music in the morning, and how the other day you
and I went hit for hit in the kitchen and
I was telling everyone, how I think Meme that you're
a little bit of like a Top forty hater. You
think that my generations of music is trash, and I
honestly kind of feel feel actually said very true, and
I honestly feel the same exact way about her generation's music.

(01:24):
I also think it's pretty trash. And so we decided
we were gonna go hit for hit.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
So you're playing tracks.

Speaker 6 (01:32):
She played a song this one, and then I played
a song.

Speaker 8 (01:35):
It's the gold Ender. Them be like, okay, that is
a good one.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
That was my goal, and I feel like the same
for her because it was like, I think you'll like
this one.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Okay, It's kind of maybe what music was Peyton playing
that you just don't like?

Speaker 7 (01:47):
Well, she plays what you played. The Top forty were
all the girls singers, because it was specifically about the
female singers. They all sound the same. It's kind of like, lord,
uh did the original thing, and then everybody copies what
she did, only they changed it up a little bit.
The lyrics are stupid. They're a roughhet of women and

(02:09):
boring and it's got no death. And the girls might
have good voices, but they're like not. They don't reach
into your soul and and pull on your your heart.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Well, you know, I could definitely tell you and Peyton
are related by your hot takes.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Many what's a song that pulls at your heart strings?
That does that pulls at your soul?

Speaker 7 (02:32):
Well, we agree on loving You by many repretend. So
we agreed on.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
At this song.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
I love this song.

Speaker 7 (02:46):
You remember, and I know Rember came out.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Oh, I know the song. I'm not a fan at all.

Speaker 6 (02:52):
You don't like many represents.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
I don't like many repretais.

Speaker 9 (02:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I don't remember when this song came out, but I
can tell you this. You know who her daughter is?

Speaker 6 (02:59):
Yeah, it's my ruin. Let me tell you guys this,
this is that mini Ripperton. Loving You is actually a song.
I'm gonna walk down the aisle to.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
The song.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
When I listened to that song in the car by myself,
I cry.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Can you can I give you a suggestion instead? Could
you just do Kanye slow jams?

Speaker 6 (03:19):
Yeah, so we agreed on We agreed on Minnie Ripperton,
and so I was like, actually, mem I think you
would really like this song that just came out. It's
this new upcoming artist. Her name's Olivia Dean and she
sings a song called man I Need Call Me?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay, what did made me say to that? Did you
like that song?

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Are your.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
What did you say?

Speaker 7 (03:53):
I loved her. She had a character and got some
grit in her voice. You know, it's smooth, she's got
a nice step, she's got a good range, but she
sings like she's singing from her diaphragm and it's beautiful.

Speaker 10 (04:08):
Yeah, liked her.

Speaker 7 (04:10):
I only heard the one song, so I hope I'm
not going to be disappointed, but I am going to
actually listen to her and see what it is.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, and Memy knows her music.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
She styled in Yeah, I mean, and I think that's
why me and my brother genuinely enjoy going to concerts
and shows so much. My grandma took me to go
see Metallica when I was seven. We were in the pit.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
What's another song that you listen to that man may
presented to you?

Speaker 6 (04:31):
So the other one is by Maria Muldar. Midnight at
the Oasis and you can be she and she played
this one for me because she knew I liked Miny
Ripperton and they kind of have the same inflection a

(04:52):
little bit on their voices. And I did enjoy this song.
Did I add it to my playlist?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Midnight?

Speaker 6 (04:58):
That's the one?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Any song from that's creepy?

Speaker 1 (05:00):
You never heard of it?

Speaker 11 (05:02):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (05:03):
Well, I'm sure Rich didn't like this one either.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
No, I don't don't like that song.

Speaker 6 (05:07):
He honestly, I'm talking about And I bet you.

Speaker 7 (05:10):
Didn't like Brand New Key by Melanie.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
No, those are all three fingernails on a chalkcoord for me.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
So then I played her raven Linnet love Me not.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
A single, I don't mean you? And maybe did you
like that song?

Speaker 7 (05:40):
It's stunk? So the last one, and I mean like
the last one got my body swam and this one
had me reaching for the volume to turn it lay
out horrible? Okay, like that one, I said, let me
hear a couple more.

Speaker 11 (05:58):
So.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
We went through several of her songs, probably five or
six yep, and I'm like, turn it off yep.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
My brother Jalen and his boyfriend Alex had come over
and they had said that Dojah Cats in her sixties era,
and so I was like, okay, let me play you
the Doja cat Thy album and those are the ones
that she was like. But then I played, and then
I played Amen, am I am patient? Update? And I'm
gonna say.

Speaker 12 (06:22):
I have too much.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
In front?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Come since I didn't I even grab my bride and okay,
she like that.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Well, she presented Eva Cassidy songbird.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Okay, now you got me this song come on, brilliant.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
No, So, Memmy's got some taste of like musical. She
like sing singing like and and words that means something.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
Also, you like the sounds they love like I love
Anthrax and Metallica and and I like pretty much every
genre except rap and pop, which is all.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
The stuff that I was like.

Speaker 13 (07:13):
Yeah, Meme.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
Though you did say though that you were down to
go to Drake with us, so like you would go
see Drake and he's a rapper.

Speaker 7 (07:20):
Yeah, that's because I've heard a lot of good things
about him, though I haven't heard them with my own ears.
Very interested.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I know a song I think you played first? She
would love what Cobra Starship. Well, maybe thanks for jumping
on there with us. I think you're very very interesting,
very smart.

Speaker 7 (07:43):
Well, thank you, thank you very much. I am very
smart and thank god it passed down to my grandkids
love me.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Oh wait, hey maybe maybe real quick? You there? What's
your favorite concert you've ever been to?

Speaker 11 (07:56):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (07:56):
Todd Rundgren and probably Afapella.

Speaker 10 (08:03):
You're like, who think that was probably the greatest counture
I ever want you.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
We went to see letter telling to front row do
you have that album that died with just his mouth?
He didn't use any intermition.

Speaker 7 (08:16):
Every single word in every note and every beat like
a sing from start to finish.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
That's actually real good album.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Million times you said you could sing. Can you give
us a little piece of that album? Your favorite song
from that album?

Speaker 6 (08:28):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (08:28):
Probably it's It's today I Am your chariot Haunch tomorrow
on your albums, no one.

Speaker 14 (08:42):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
What a beautiful woman. Thank you so fast. Thanks for
jumping on there with us. May have a great day,
by kids.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
I want to come over and use your toilet.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Thanks and her nice team shower a very what I
wish I had. I need to tell you how warm
I feel about her. She is really the Do you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (09:02):
She's like quintessential.

Speaker 6 (09:04):
Yeah, she really isn't. She set us all up for success,
Like none of us have student loans at all because
of my grandma.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
She looked at her grandma.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
You want to see her.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
She has gray hair and the beehive.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
Well, her hair is actually short, right, No, her hair
short because it's growing back from the cancer that she
just kicked.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
That ass wear glasses, she does glasses that has a
pearl thing that holds the glasses up on her nose.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
Do you know what she does? Have purple streaks in
her hair?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Does she wear the page that doesn't look like I
know grandma from here? That does not look does not
looking at her grandma at all.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
That's my grandma.

Speaker 8 (09:36):
She looks good.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
That's your grandma. Yeah, most I'm trying to find other pictures.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Thought this is more recent.

Speaker 6 (09:44):
That one's more recent, Like two different people.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
My mom and that's my grandma.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
This is I don't I mean they both look young,
your mom and your grandma.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Wait, but the grandma pictured there looks like her grandma.
The first grand of picture was that her in her thirties?

Speaker 6 (09:57):
No, this was her profile picture from two years go?

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Answer, okay, yeah, well I mean there she looks like
she's thirty.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
This was thirty, this was three years ago. Wow, this
picture twenty two.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
All right, well, thank you. Let's post a picture of
Peyton's grandma. It'll be up at John jay rich on Instagram.
Thing is John Jayne.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Rich are live on the Free iHeartRadio app?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Hey, what's a vibe for predictions?

Speaker 6 (10:26):
I don't know if you guys saw, but Big Fat
Liar is on Netflix, which is like my childhood. So
I feel like I should tell you if you are
the biggest liar based on your zodiac.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Sign, Big Fat Liar like Frankie Munya. Yeah, it's like.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
Number four on Netflix.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Movie is it really?

Speaker 6 (10:39):
I love that movie? Amanda vines like, say less, I
think that's her right? And no, I've never seen that.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
There you watch it?

Speaker 6 (10:45):
It's such it is.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
You have Frankie in here many times where he I
think he had a crush on her. They were like
kind of a crush on each other.

Speaker 6 (10:51):
I love everything about that.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Okay, so what is again you're gonna tell?

Speaker 6 (10:55):
I will tell you if you're a liar?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yep eight seven seven nine three seven what a four
seven calls right now to get your signed Nicole, good morning,
what's your sign?

Speaker 11 (11:03):
Good morning, my signing a libra just like Kyle.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
Okay, my libras. You guys come in at number nine
on the list of being liars because you guys are
cute when you lie. You guys have the type to
like throw out a little wink, like, yeah, I definitely
cooked that organic dinner four times last week. Wink. That's
my libras.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
A fun liar, a fun liar, and we have fun here.

Speaker 15 (11:25):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's a good one. I love it, all right, Nicole, Yeah, great, thanks,
thanks for listening. Joe, what's you're signing?

Speaker 16 (11:36):
Good morning, Sco, good morning morning.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
All right, my scorpios, you guys actually come in dead
last at liars. You guys are number twelve on the
list because you scorpios, you struggle to lie. You guys
actually tell the truth so hard that it actually hurts
people's feelings ninety nine percent of the time.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
That's exactly right, you guys, keep it all right.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Wonderful bit you too, Joe, Thank you for listening. Eight
seven seven nine seven one four seven Good morning November
the Taurus.

Speaker 10 (12:09):
Good morning, how are you all right?

Speaker 6 (12:12):
So for my tours, you guys are number ten on
the list, pretty far down. But honestly, this one's a
little tricky for me because there are two types of Tauruses.
One is going to look you in the eye and
just dead lie to you or not even blink. Or
Taurus is gonna tell you a lie and then immediately
apologize because they feel really really.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
Bad about it.

Speaker 9 (12:29):
There's no.

Speaker 10 (12:31):
There's no one between you.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Get one or the others exactly, alright.

Speaker 17 (12:36):
Okay, so lie in the moon.

Speaker 10 (12:38):
I got a joke for you, guys, kind of okay, Okay,
So if him and Caitlin have twin daughters, what do
you think grant one name him Anna? One and a two?

Speaker 6 (12:52):
Okay, and one and the two and the three Anna.
That's totally because he's a drama. That's a good dad joke. Funny.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
November November, what do you for Pisces?

Speaker 6 (13:14):
Pisces coming in hot number two on the list. Pisces,
you guys are such notorious liars that you don't even
realize that you're lying half the time because you're literally
de Lulu. And then when you tell Pisces that they're
just full of it, they'll actually probably agree with you.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
You're probably right, how about for you, Leo.

Speaker 6 (13:34):
Leo's number four on the list. We're pretty high up
there too, Leo's we love the dramatics. We're the type
just to start a rumor to get that dramatic effect
or something.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
It's honestly twisted and we should stop.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
How about Virgo number three.

Speaker 6 (13:47):
John Jay, you beat us Leo's. I know, I know
some people might find this as a shock, but honestly, Virgos,
they're gonna lie to you for your benefit. They're here
to help you, here to improve your life, so they
need to twist the truth a little bit to be successful.
They're going to do that.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
That makes sense, that's ethical, all right. We don't know
what number one is. Should wait? Go to the website if.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
Website because number one did not surprise me.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Really, ye, our website is John Jay Rich dot com
and you can find out who's the number one best liar.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
It's John Jay and Rich in freezing old sir sasday
have a mediators guy, you say, way, boss.

Speaker 18 (14:24):
I hear the same.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
You know we can't figure them out either.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
John Jane Rich are live right now.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Hello, good morning, John Jay and Rich can help you.

Speaker 15 (14:32):
Hi there, I was just listening to the podcast about
the weird stories that your bosses asked you to do things,
and I didn't know if it's jilli to share.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
No, First of all, thank you for listening to podcast.
Second of all, tell us what'd your boss ask you
to do that was really weird.

Speaker 11 (14:46):
I was a.

Speaker 15 (14:47):
Breastfeeding mom and my boss asked me if I could
pump extra breast milk for him.

Speaker 19 (14:52):
To drink me because he heard it was so good
for your.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Oh, all kinds of did you do it?

Speaker 10 (15:01):
No?

Speaker 5 (15:02):
I didn't do it.

Speaker 15 (15:03):
Oh my god, what a weird looking for a new job.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
For the riot price. Absolutely, you can have my breast milks.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
I can't imagine now I would take that or how
I would answer that question other than like, you know,
you're a creep and then.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
That that what do you do?

Speaker 15 (15:20):
I don't know he was such a creep, And actually
I think I found out later he got fired from
the job, and I think I found out later that
he was like looking up naughty, naughty videos on his
work laptop in an office.

Speaker 19 (15:31):
And now I totally imagine.

Speaker 15 (15:33):
Like he was probably watching moms like pumping or something.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh yeah, so what is what is your name? Sarah,
I think that is so interesting. You know, we because
remember one time there was a lady got national press
because she was making ice cream out of her breast milk,
and we brought her in here and we tried it.
Do you remember that, Rich? Yes? Yeah, So it's so
it me ask you, is is breast milk healthy for you?
If you're not genetically connected to the person.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
I think it is. It's My mom's a real estate
agent and she had a client that made her mac
and cheese with her breast milk, specifically because she said
it's like, really good for you. My mom tried it,
thought and she was like, it's kind of sweet. And
then they told her, yeah, but it was that's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
You don't not tell your mom. Wait, the woman made
it for your MoMA, didn't tell your mom.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
Tell my mom that she used her breasts messed up.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
And my mom was like, it's kind of sweet, and
do you know what that sweetness is?

Speaker 8 (16:29):
The yikes are all around her bra.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Have you guys seen Margo's Got Money Troubles yet? I
started it? Okay, do you get the part? So Margo
has money problems? I guess was a very successful book
and then she gets pregnant and she becomes an OnlyFans model.
Have you got to the part where she becomes she's
she's preged, she had the baby, and breast milk squirts
all over the mirror and she's like hey, she goes,
oh god, a bit, just someone like that, and then

(16:54):
she's like hey, wait a second, and then she starts fans.
Sarah Boston is the number one plient. Oh man, what
a story, Sarah, what a story? Well, I think you
might win you.

Speaker 10 (17:11):
I know, I knew.

Speaker 15 (17:13):
I was a day when I was listening to the
podcast and I was like, what a weird thing to
I encountered. I was like, oh my god, I almost.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Forgot about that guy.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Well, thank you for calling in and thanks for listening.
Thank you.

Speaker 15 (17:25):
Guys have a greed d So you can.

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always call us any time too. Anytime. What's up, Dakota?

Speaker 4 (17:39):
I have one to up that about something crazy like
that happening where people put something in their food and
fed it to their friends.

Speaker 11 (17:49):
There is a girl I went to high school with.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
She had a baby and she saved her placenta, and
we went over to her house to meet the bay
in her and like, you know, catch up. She literally
put her placenta like because she had like, uh, I
guess dried it. I don't really know what it's called.
And she put it in the spaghetti in like, uh,

(18:17):
I don't I don't really know, but we all ate
it without us even knowing.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
I think that would be something you would share with
your your dinner crowd.

Speaker 18 (18:28):
I do.

Speaker 20 (18:29):
But then it's almost like she was trying to give
you super powers because you heard all of like the
health benefits of doing that.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
I've heard a tradition of doing that. But you think
you would inform your guests that's what we're doing.

Speaker 20 (18:40):
Yeah, you would think you would want to like get
some sort of consent for that, because it would be
like a ceremony of you all bonding together.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
We're going to eat this placenta and we're gonna and
I remember a long time. The first time I heard
about it was supermodel Cindy Crawford, and I know she
turned it into little pills yeah, turned the pills with right.

Speaker 8 (18:58):
I just remember Courtney Kardashian doing it.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Yeah, well I just looked it up. It said I
said plus sent to health benefits, and it says that
right now there's no proven health benefits and it actually
carries potential riff.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Yeah, but you you've heard of it as a tradition.
Is sort of like it might even be certain certain
cultures that do that.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
Later on, I feel like, what is it that Jacob
did to Bella's baby when she when he had her
in Twilight? Like the imprint? I feel like you would
like be imprinted on that person's child for the rest
of their life.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
So, Dakota, my wife's friend, her dad died, died in
a in a terrible hunting accident, and he died and
the evil step mom cremated him before they could see him.
And so the two sisters took the cremated remains and
took spoonfuls of him and ate him. Yeah, because they
felt they felt they felt so much at a loss.

(19:50):
There was so no closure for them. Thinking about that
for a second, your dad dies and then and then
stepmom cremates them. You don't get to see him. So
they start scooping up the ashes and eating them, and
I'll I was like, oh my god, yeah, but I
can't believe. It's such tough thing to understand. But at
the same time, I can understand where they, like a
year later, after they dealt with some grief, they probably
wouldn't have done it, but maybe a week after he

(20:11):
was dying, Yeah, they did it.

Speaker 20 (20:13):
Yeah, And you know, those post pregnancy hormones are are
pretty wild, so you know, if she's sitting there reading articles.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
But I was so young, so I've been listening to
you guys since i was in high school and I'm
like about to turn thirty four. And so she laughed though,
like after we all got done eating our food and
we were like, oh, this is so good, and she
was like, hah, you ate my listen, gotcha.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Diabolical.

Speaker 11 (20:47):
I think it's weird.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Oh so could she be kidding or or no you
think you really?

Speaker 4 (20:52):
No, she really did. Like we ended up getting proved
she did the capsules. That's kind of like around the
time when people started like doing the capsules. Uh, we
were only nineteen, oh my younger.

Speaker 12 (21:07):
Yeah, so it's it's been a while.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
It was a crazy experience.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
And like.

Speaker 19 (21:15):
Yeah, it was good.

Speaker 12 (21:16):
Like I'm you know, I wouldn't even be opposed to
eating placenta, like I thought to my husband I researched
when I had our daughter. I was like, oh, should
we do capsules because I've heard it's like good, like
for your immune system and to help with postpartum. But
did like speed or like there was I think twenty

(21:36):
of us.

Speaker 6 (21:37):
Oh my goodness, I would have cut her off. She
would have not been my friend. Anyfore, I feel no.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
I literally I am so unhinged. I threw my plate
and I walked out because like that, I feel like
that's so disrespectful.

Speaker 20 (21:50):
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I would have.

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I agree.

Speaker 11 (22:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
So anyways, that that was my story. I just thought
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Speaker 11 (22:13):
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Speaker 12 (22:19):
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No?

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Speaker 1 (27:45):
Free roses, it's a trap. The war of the roses
starts right now on John Jay and Ridge. This type
of war the roses. This is where you think somebody
is cheating on you, So you come to us, tell
us why. We find out for you by sending roses
to the person. Hopefully they think that the roses are
coming from you. If not, it gets very ugly. And today,

(28:06):
you guys, we have Marcus on the line. Good morning, Marcus, Hey,
good morning. How are you doing. Yeah, man, thanks for
jumping on the air with So what's your situation? Who's
cheating on you? Or who do you think is cheating
on you?

Speaker 24 (28:16):
Man? You know, I don't even know how to really
explain this without sounding crazy, But my situation is a
it's a little bit different. See, I'm married, but we're
also in a relationship with another woman, and you know,
it's something that we mutually agreed on and honestly, I
think it's been really working for us.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Like we're all pretty close.

Speaker 24 (28:38):
We spend time together and you know, it's not like
a secret or anything. But you know, lately, my wife
she's been acting really off, like distant, She's on the
phone all the time, She's kind of pulling away from
the both of us. And the weirdest part is like
our girlfriend even noticed it too. We both tried asking her, like,

(29:02):
what's going on, you know, and she just shuts it
down and she says she's stressed or you know, tired
from the day or whatever. But you know, inside, it
feels a lot deeper than that. And I mean, I
hate even thinking this, but I feel like I feel
like she might be stepping out on us, like seeing
someone outside.

Speaker 11 (29:20):
Of what we agreed on.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
If one of you wants to you said, you have
kind of like you can see another person, you have
to approve of the other person. You just can't go
out and hook up with anybody exactly. Okay, makes sense.

Speaker 24 (29:32):
I'm sitting here and feeling stupid because like, how are
you gonna how are you gonna cheat when you're in
a throttle. So, yeah, I need your help to figure
out what's really going on.

Speaker 8 (29:44):
I'm not really well versed in the thruttle world.

Speaker 20 (29:48):
But sometimes do you think when you open up, I mean,
you've opened up your marriage to another person. Do you
think your wife is maybe getting curious about another You
said you had a girlfriend, Maybe she's getting curious about
how like another boyfriend in her life?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Interesting? I mean, so are we calling your wife to
see who she thinks is sending your flowers? Or are
we calling the girl in the thrupple to see who
she thinks is.

Speaker 24 (30:16):
We We can't really get the girlfriend on because this
is a marriage situation, you know.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Yeah, yeah, you guys, You guys just don't understand.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
Wait, so if you're okay, this is confusing.

Speaker 20 (30:27):
So if you're the girlfriend, if your girlfriend, if she
was out and about seeing other people, that's not issue.

Speaker 8 (30:33):
It's but it's because your wife is.

Speaker 20 (30:35):
Because you guys are married, and you've only agreed on
this one other person exactly.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Oh so if you're the girl the third party, you
can do whatever you want. Guess. So, wow, nice setup? Okay, Okay,
what's your wife's name? Sarah? Tara? Okay, so what we're
gonna do is call Tara? And how do we do it?
When it's a girl?

Speaker 8 (30:55):
I usually say, oh, my gosh, it's like my first
day and there's like so many Tara cards.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Who who do you think is sending you flowers? Okay, okay,
got it? Okay, all right, good, all right. It's a
complicated this a thropple, War of the roses. In a thrupple,
some mu's cheating. We're gonna find out that is next
John Jane Rich. They say, the Holy you are in

(31:23):
the middle of War of the Roses. You've got this
married couple, Marcus and Tara. They are also in a thrupple.
By the way, do we need to know the girl's
name in the thrupple? Marcus? What's her name? Her NAMESA? Okay,
so you got Marcus, Tara and Isa. Marcus and Tara
are married, but Lisa's now they're they're a thrupple person, right,
however that works, and so your relationship with your wife.

(31:44):
You're allowed to be with Issa, but Lisa's not allowed
to be with anybody else, right, or she is allowed
to Easa could do whatever she wants, right, Okay, So
now we're gonna call up Tara the wife and see
who she thinks might send her flowers.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
It's a lot of massive.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah, I know there is, because Marcus thinks Tara's acting
Marcus and Eta think Tara is acting weird. So two
people in the throatle think the third person is acting weird.
There's something going on. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
If you're not the only person that's catching and clocking that,
then maybe there probably is something a little shady.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
There.

Speaker 11 (32:32):
College then forwarded to an automatic voice message to nine.

Speaker 8 (32:46):
Hello, Hi, there is Tara available.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Tarah.

Speaker 20 (32:52):
Yeah, that's what I said, Tara. Okay, great, that's perfect.
You're exactly who I'm looking for. So my name is Keana.
I'm with this company were called J and R.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
Far.

Speaker 8 (33:00):
I'm just hoping to bring you some joy today.

Speaker 20 (33:03):
I'm a little actually kind of nervous making this call
because I just started here. I really need this job,
and I'm already kind of messing up. So I'm hoping
that I can make you smile when I tell you this,
and then hopefully maybe you can help me help you.

Speaker 8 (33:15):
Is that sound good?

Speaker 24 (33:18):
Sure?

Speaker 11 (33:18):
I know it's get your name.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (33:21):
So my name is Keana. I work for Jan R.

Speaker 20 (33:23):
Flowers, and somebody's actually trying to send you our pure
Passion booquet, which is like such an amazing bouquet. It's
like a dozen red roses. It comes in this beautiful vase.
It's really really great. We've got two of these going
out today, and I have two cards addressed to A Tara,
and I've mixed them up and I just want to
make sure you get the right one. So is there
any chance you would know who may be sending you

(33:45):
this so I can make sure to send them off
the right way and that you get your correct card.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (33:53):
I know, right, that's right way.

Speaker 6 (33:55):
It's great news.

Speaker 11 (33:57):
Yeah, someone's sending me flowers and it's like.

Speaker 14 (33:59):
Bro, is it is that everything?

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (34:02):
Okay, well huh, it's one of two people. I'm pretty sure,
but now I'm not quite sure it.

Speaker 10 (34:10):
It's either going to be a Marcus.

Speaker 11 (34:14):
But if you don't see Marcus, it could be it's
a but I feel like she wouldn't do that because
of my ill seem anyway, I don't think it would
be her, because it could be like risky even what's
happening right whatever, it's it's on me, but it's it's
either Marcus or in Isa. But I kind of hope

(34:35):
it's as So, but it's probably Marcus.

Speaker 24 (34:39):
Flowers, Sarah, Marcus, is that you?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Hello?

Speaker 11 (34:46):
Hello?

Speaker 24 (34:46):
Stop playing games?

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Sarah?

Speaker 24 (34:49):
Why did you just say that it would be risky
if it's a sensi Flowers?

Speaker 1 (34:54):
You know she is not allowed to do that.

Speaker 11 (34:56):
There's a lady here a second ago?

Speaker 14 (34:57):
What is going on right now?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Like?

Speaker 11 (34:59):
Literally, what what the is spending right now?

Speaker 13 (35:02):
Hello?

Speaker 24 (35:06):
You just exposed something because it is not even supposed
to be giving you.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Gifts like that? You know that?

Speaker 24 (35:12):
So why are you even acting like you two have
something going on behind my back?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Tara?

Speaker 11 (35:17):
Oh my gosh, Like, what is even happening right now?

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Well, let me explain that that you're on the radio.

Speaker 11 (35:21):
Why is Marcus on the phone?

Speaker 14 (35:23):
I am so okay, you can't.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Tell you right now. You're on the radio. You're on
J and R. Flower stands for a John Jay and
Rich radio show. Hither so you're on the radio. But
go ahead, you two, go ahead, we'll just listen.

Speaker 11 (35:33):
Oh my god, Okay, okay, Marcus.

Speaker 20 (35:36):
I was worried about whether or not you had somebody
else in your life because you felt you being distant.

Speaker 11 (35:41):
You're not okay, you're not even a real flower lady.

Speaker 8 (35:43):
No, sorry, what the fun?

Speaker 11 (35:45):
Jesus Christ Okay, Marcus, this is not how I wanted
this to go down. Please believe me when I say
that this is not what I wanted to happen.

Speaker 13 (35:55):
At all, because lately, honestly, you've been acting weird this
then you've been having your phone and now you're saying
stuff like like like I don't.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Want to.

Speaker 11 (36:11):
Stop stop stop top, Like I didn't really want you
to find out this way.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
I am so.

Speaker 21 (36:16):
Sorry.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
It's like tweaky, freaking weird like Twilight.

Speaker 10 (36:21):
So sh what is even happening?

Speaker 24 (36:24):
Okay, okay, what the don't want me to find out?

Speaker 11 (36:27):
I say it?

Speaker 21 (36:27):
I can't even say it.

Speaker 14 (36:28):
I can't even say.

Speaker 21 (36:29):
This is so weird.

Speaker 11 (36:30):
Okay, we're like together now. I know it's weird.

Speaker 21 (36:34):
I know it's weird.

Speaker 11 (36:35):
I know, like what we were doing was like cool
and everything, but like we now like have feelings for
each other.

Speaker 24 (36:42):
What do you mean you have feelings for each other?
You're already in a relationship with her and me, so why.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Are you jealous?

Speaker 8 (36:49):
I know, but it's not.

Speaker 11 (36:51):
It's just it's become different now, it's become different, and
I'm sorry, and I know this is weird, but like
I don't think we want you.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
What do you mean you?

Speaker 11 (37:00):
We don't want you in the mix anymore.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
What Like I'm falling and.

Speaker 11 (37:07):
Oh my god, I forgot there's even an audience here.

Speaker 6 (37:09):
This is so weird.

Speaker 11 (37:11):
Okay, oh my god, because this is gonna be on
the radio like when people are driving in their cars.

Speaker 10 (37:17):
Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up.

Speaker 11 (37:21):
Okay, listen, Okay, let me just I'm dancing around it
because I'm so nervous.

Speaker 25 (37:26):
I'm falling in love with her.

Speaker 11 (37:28):
I love her like I want to be with her,
and I appreciate you, and I know what we were
doing was cool with all of us, but now it's
not really like working. And I know we've been together recently,
but neither of us are even into it anymore. We
don't even really want to be with guys at all.
We just want to be with each other. Okay, I

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said it.

Speaker 24 (37:50):
So you go behind my back and you start your
own relationship.

Speaker 11 (37:53):
Wait a minute, I didn't go behind your back. You
invited her in too, our relationship ship. So don't turn
this around and spin it on me like I am
doing something dishonest, because hello, have we not all been
together for quite a while now?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
This is crazy?

Speaker 24 (38:13):
He still literally told me that you were acting different.

Speaker 11 (38:16):
No, she was right, yeah, because she didn't want to
like be the one to like, we didn't want you
to find out.

Speaker 8 (38:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (38:25):
Maybe it was thought this would be like a shasee
or like we would just you know, maybe it was
just like an initial thing. Maybe it would wear off,
but it's not.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
So so Issa kind of played Marcus a little bit too,
because she's like, I don't know why Terror's acting like.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
So.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Yeah, so you guys got to sit down, the three
of you and probably let Marcus in on what his
futures like.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Right, he wasn't both his girls that's got hurt.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Oh yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Nothing, it was exciting what lasted my friend. But anyway,
okay with fire, thanks for jumping on the air with us.
Wouldn't interesting life you guys have. But thank you both.

Speaker 11 (39:03):
Oh my god, thank you for thanking me. Because I
didn't jump on y'all framed me and set me up.

Speaker 10 (39:08):
I was not expecting.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Well, Marcus today, we're just a messager do such a thing. Yeah.

Speaker 20 (39:13):
Well, I mean the good news is is like you
probably never knew how to talk to your husband about it,
and now it's like it's out there and you can
feel like a little weight off your shoulders.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Marcus, how are you are you? Are you in shock?
I believe Marcus, I believe you're in shock. I can't
believe that happening right now. I mean, dude, it's a threstle,
So you gotta believe you have to expect something like
that that happen. Yeah, yeah, I gotta believe that's very
common in the throuble situation. Happens a lot. I mean,
it didn't mind what I was.

Speaker 13 (39:40):
Going to say.

Speaker 11 (39:41):
I don't know if what's happening is common. It certainly
was kind of a shock to me.

Speaker 14 (39:45):
But we are, we are in the valley.

Speaker 11 (39:47):
There's been weird things knowing to happen.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
You got it right, Well, thank you both to go
to there with us. Congratulations to your love Karen.

Speaker 11 (39:54):
Yeah, Marcus, I guess let's just talk when.

Speaker 14 (39:56):
I get home tonight.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Good idea, Okay, thank you, thank you guys. All right,
that's where the roses. John J.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
Rich So, April, good morning, you're on the air.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
How are you? Thanks for holding thank you.

Speaker 13 (40:16):
I'm good. How are you?

Speaker 14 (40:18):
Oh you know, I got a lot going on?

Speaker 7 (40:22):
Yeah, like yeah, like.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Black what a black What? Oh?

Speaker 18 (40:35):
So you know what?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Sorry, leave her alone. Go ahead, let's go a house.
What's going on, April Black? What?

Speaker 21 (40:50):
Well?

Speaker 14 (40:51):
You know I'm calling because my family has just been
on my back for quite a while.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Okay about.

Speaker 14 (41:02):
Okay, I've been single for about a year and I
am really, really, really enjoying it. I feel like I'm
getting to know myself for the first time. But they
don't love it. My parents think that the longer I'm single,
the more likely it is that they will end up

(41:23):
with no grandkids. And that's just unfathomable to them.

Speaker 11 (41:26):
And so.

Speaker 14 (41:28):
I finally got tired of it. It was like a
call every day. So I created an AI bot and
I've been dating him.

Speaker 20 (41:38):
And this AI bought somehow appeases your family because they
don't know it's an AI.

Speaker 14 (41:43):
Bought or what exactly. I gave him everything, I gave
him a name. I have all these fun details about
him that you'd know if you were dating someone. And
I told him that he's a travel photographer, which explains
why he's never around, and they I are just eating
it up.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
What happens when you when it's time for the holidays.

Speaker 8 (42:06):
She's got a year for that they broke up when.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
And by the way, I don't think she's alone. I
think a lot of people do this.

Speaker 10 (42:12):
That's what I've been hearing a lot about exactly.

Speaker 14 (42:15):
And I thought I had until the holidays just sort
of figure that out. You know, we had a bad breakup.
Except now my sister just told me that she booked
this really fancy restaurant for my birthday and she's insisting
that he come. So my deadline has moved up.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Oh break Can you find somebody on the dating site
that resembles your AI bought and then just have them
play the part and then you guys will actually fall
in love like every good rom com.

Speaker 7 (42:46):
You know.

Speaker 14 (42:46):
That was my first idea, and I think it's a
good plan, right. I was wondering if if it's better
to do that or but I'm scared that that they'll
find out that he'll slip up or something like that.
Would have to be a good actor. I could kill
him off.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Yeah, you break up the.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
How do you kill him off?

Speaker 5 (43:06):
To the funeral?

Speaker 6 (43:07):
Today?

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Joy so extreme?

Speaker 3 (43:13):
You taking a selfie with a leopard, you as a
travel photographer and the leopard it happened.

Speaker 6 (43:17):
That just happened to the girl in China the snow leopard.
Didn't you see that? Yes, yeah, there was a girl
in China. They were hiking. Isn't Appalachian Mountain somewhere over there?
I don't know. They were in the mountains where the
snow mountains.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
It was a big story in Stacks and Hacks a
few weeks ago. Yeah, she took us ago, just attact.

Speaker 14 (43:35):
That's so scary though, but it happened. I don't think
that makes sense.

Speaker 8 (43:40):
Kill off the AI Chatbop boyfriend, you're going to be had.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
I like your extreme love of what you saw. He
was mean to a dog, and so you ended it
and that was it, and then no one's gonna question. Okay.

Speaker 14 (43:53):
I was just scared to hire somebody or find somebody
on a dating app, because then I showed them picture
that I generated.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
You're not falling for this a I bought, are you?
Because that's another good realm. Come, she gave all our money?

Speaker 14 (44:10):
Really bad idea on my part. I'm so far.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
No, she created him and he scammed her out all
our money. Oh no, all right, well you're in the
tough vine too, man. Well thanks for calling in April.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Thank you for having me totally.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
I mean it's I think what you're going through right
now is actually going to be more common than we think,
especially now when you can put your chap out, you
put the personality into a humanoid robot, and then you
have a person They're gonna be more and more so.

Speaker 8 (44:36):
Yeah, once they start releasing those robots.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
That's the future. All right, April, thanks for listening.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
You want to know about bad experiences that you met
with celebrities. For example, you don't want to meet your
heroes because it's so way sad, and that's what happened
with all over the news, which Chappelle ron when she
met was eleven year old girl. I was such a nightmare.
So we want to know about the time you met
your hero, Melissa. What happened to you?

Speaker 21 (45:10):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (45:11):
So I met Vince Neil and I'd always been like
a huge fan of Motley Crew and stuff, so I
had the opportunity to tour around LA and the California
area with Vince Neil. It was his solo band. When
you know, Martley who had broken up, was around I
think two thousand and two, and I went and before

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he showed up, I went in his dressing room. We
were all kind of, you know, mingling around there, and
I had to go to the bathroom really badly, and
I'm like, I can't go out there. There's no other place.
I'm going to go in here, and everyone said, no, no,
that's Vince Neil's bathroom.

Speaker 13 (45:49):
You can't use that.

Speaker 10 (45:49):
And I was like, oh, we've got two options, folks.
It's either going to use it or it's going to
be a problem. So I went in the bathroom and
right when I was finishing up, Vince comes in to
the main area and this looks at me and I'm like,
I'm so sorry using your restroom. He's like, oh, no,
that's okay. It's nice to meet too, And he was
really friendly at first. And I hung out with those guys,

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think about a couple of weeks, went to different places
in LA and then I thought we were in like
we were old homies and like we were in pretty
tight and stuff, like everything was good, and I met
the I think it was James Hunting and Brent Woods
and stuff, and they were great guys, so I thought
I was in the mix with them. And then the

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last day and I forgot what venue we were at
but he was like an hour and a half late.
Something happened on the road. He didn't show up forever
and everyone was waiting. Finally he walks in with some
porn star and sits down and we're all there and
he starts screaming and looks at me and says, I

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don't know if you are yeah here, get out and leave.
And I thought he was going to start like throwing
this stuff and completely lost it and looked at me
and raged, and I was just like dumbfounded, like you've
got to be kidding me.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
This is a nice guy that you know your bathroom.

Speaker 10 (47:19):
I didn't even poop it was, but I was like,
I was so dumb founded. Everybody had told me, warned
me about him.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
I was like, something, I mean, you were with it
for three weeks. He's probably like enough, I don't know
who you are. I mean, at some point you know,
like go.

Speaker 10 (47:38):
Go right didn't, But in my mind we were like
old friends. And I had a whole image of my
mind and I thought, you're other three.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Weeks with you? Are you traveling with them? Are you
staying with them a hotel? Are you sleeping with them?
Are you getting intimate with them.

Speaker 10 (47:52):
No I, which I do have a hilarious story, but
I but not on the air, but of that. But no,
I didn't hook up with anybody. I didn't sleep with anyone.
I sold her T shirts, even blotted his head after one.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Of the shows, and like, just so there's a famous saying,
my dad, you've seen this all the time. Fish in
guests both smell after three days, You're there three weeks
hanging out with them non stop. Twenty four seven, he
was like, enough with this woman. Enough. She's taking in
my bathroom, she's blotting my sweat away from me, she's
looking at my porn star. Dat all weird get out.

Speaker 10 (48:27):
It may have been from one of the one of
the venues the you remember the Manchow Juggies, the Manchow.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
I do remember the man I never saw, but I
know the Man Show, Jimmy Kimble show. Yeah, yeah, Oh,
one of the juggies and girls that jumps on jampoline
or something like that. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (48:42):
They came back stage one time and they're like, we're
doing girls, girls, girls, you need to come out and
dance with us. I'm like cool. So I went out
there with them and totally got staged. Right and ran
off stage.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
So yeah, so he's like, why do I want her around?
She doesn't jump off stage with us, she does she
uses my bathroom. Okay, it's a hold online, hold on
on line, Thank you, Marina. Tell us why don't you
want to meet your heroes?

Speaker 11 (49:08):
Well, let me just tell you. I met miss Ellen
Degenerous at a meet and greet back in like twenty
ten before we even took the photo with the meet
and greet. Someone from her little aposse, you know, her
like team.

Speaker 10 (49:22):
Comes up to me and literally.

Speaker 11 (49:24):
Says, and I'll remember it clear as day. She goes,
don't talk, don't touch, just smile, and then she like
pushed me over to Ellen. Ellen stood there like a weirdo,
didn't say a word. They took the picture, and I
just was like walked away, thinking like, what the hell
is that?

Speaker 1 (49:42):
What I mean those people? That's not her though? Right?

Speaker 19 (49:46):
No, But I have a little side story.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Oh okay, here we go.

Speaker 11 (49:49):
Right, So, back when I was living in Los Angeles,
my friend was a waitress at this little cafe where
Ellen frequented. Well, my friend never waited on her until
this one day, apparently because she had chipped nail polish,
not like wretched manicure, but just a few chips in
her nail polish. After my friend waited on Ellen, Ellen

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complained to the manager about her manager being chipped and
immediately said, you need to fire her.

Speaker 13 (50:20):
That's not okay.

Speaker 11 (50:22):
And my friend lost her job because that one did that.

Speaker 8 (50:24):
That's terrible.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Well, I gotta tell you, okay. On the flip side
of that, rich and I met Ellen and she was
very nice.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Yeah, she was very very nice. I thought she had
very nice eyes.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
She was beautiful eyed.

Speaker 8 (50:35):
Yeah, there have been a lot of reports.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
But you have to share your experience, and she has
beautifulized because.

Speaker 11 (50:43):
You guys are like in the industry, they don't have.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
And that too, I guess, but I get the nails.

Speaker 11 (50:50):
Maybe she's nice to people who can like do things
for her.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Don't bring me my food with chip nails. Well, thank
you Marina, thanks for sharing that story.

Speaker 11 (51:03):
Thanks for taking my car.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
I love you, guys, I love you too.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
Yes, please do.

Speaker 11 (51:11):
I will don't complain about my manicure if I ever
meet Let's just make.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Sure and I wear an open toe shoes like that.
Thank you. And Matt, what's your story?

Speaker 24 (51:20):
Who'd you meet that was rude, dude. I met Kanye
West at a hotel in Miami. It's like two o'clock
in the morning. The lobby's empty, so it's just like
me and him, and I'm thinking, this is my moment.
So i go up to him and I'm like, hey man,
I'm a big fan. He just stares at me like
like I don't even exist. So I'm standing there. It's

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awkward as hell, and I'm just waiting for anything. Then
he leans over to me and he says, don't talk
to me unless you're adding something to my energy.

Speaker 11 (51:52):
And I'm like, like, bro, what if that even mean?

Speaker 24 (51:56):
I just wanted a picture, not a vibe check.

Speaker 6 (51:59):
Oh my gosh. But like, your energy is everything though,
So did you feel like super insecure after? Because I
would if Kanye told me my energy was out of whack,
I would be feeling something.

Speaker 8 (52:07):
I would be like, you just ruined my energy.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
I know.

Speaker 6 (52:10):
I'm like, how energy is I always out of whack
and it's really bad most of the time.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
That I would feel completely honored if Kanye said that's
the fact that he acknowledged you, he feel felt you.
I mean, he looked at you. I think that would
be so awesome. Totally, I totally.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
You got to imagine that could go any way. He
could have been your best friend, you could have been,
you know, living with him, or he could have shut
you down like that. You don't know what Kanye gonna get,
but you got a moment. Embrace it.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
All right, Matt, Now he's lost his energy. Thanks for
calling in, dude lost everybody, Wow, I'm on Kanye's side.

Speaker 21 (52:56):
No.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Seven seven nine one four seven. We want to know
about you know, you met your celebrity hero and it
just was not what you expected.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
To down Jane Ridge, that's your part of the show
this morning.

Speaker 15 (53:06):
No worries.

Speaker 6 (53:07):
It's all there on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
I got a DM from Amy about it, and it
made me think about something we have to do on
the air. Amy's out the line, but first, here's what
we're going to get into. How'd you use a fork?
Because everybody's got a fork story. Everybody's going after Amy's DM.
I realized everyone's got a fork story. Yay, what's your
fork story? Amy? Good morning? Okay.

Speaker 25 (53:30):
So randomly we had like a picture and I was
like fixing it. And when I fixed it, I noticed
that there was like these four prongs, like these little
dots that were in the wall. And my little brother
he was just mischievous and he had like an airsoft gun.
He like put a hole in my mom's bran new
fridge one time. So I thought this was like something

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that my brother did, and he's trying to cover it up.
So I go to my mom because like I'm the oldest,
and I like to tall to tell because I'm petty
like that. And she's like, well, what actually happened was
your stepfather and I were having a conversation and he pissed.

Speaker 7 (54:07):
Me off, and she threw a fork at him and.

Speaker 25 (54:09):
He dodged it and it went probably about fifty feet
and landed straight into the wall.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
In his forehead like a ninja. Yeah, it's that. And
after seeing that, I was like, after reading your text
or your DM, I was like, man, that's exactly a
Kyle story, except it hit before him.

Speaker 8 (54:27):
I didn't did. I just actually just stabbed it.

Speaker 24 (54:29):
Oh you.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
It's more violent every time, but had more hostile back
then with your long arms you got, you couldn't stop it.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Could He could have been in the backyard and she
could have got.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Her arms side Well, thank you, Amy, everyone's got a
fork story.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
But he's got a fork story.

Speaker 25 (54:50):
Everyone has to have a fork story. I mean, it's
just it's a thing. It's easy to grab and stab.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
Let's throw grab.

Speaker 21 (55:00):
He's got a real rate.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Oh yeah, all right, Amy, I have a great day.
Thank you for listening. Eight nine four seven because Kyle story,
and then Peyton your story, because that's what happened, was
like your ear storre you threw it at your sister.

Speaker 6 (55:14):
Yeah, no, me and my sister got into it and
she threw a fork at me and it hit my
forehead right in the middle.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Really yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
And then rich you said you have a foce.

Speaker 13 (55:21):
I do.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
And Stacy's my witness for this. I don't think that
I get really mad at a bunch of things. But
one thing that I find myself always being hostile at
is really bad phone customer service. And I had had
a credit card stolen and I'm going through all these
charges that aren't mine, and they're like, are you sure
you didn't buy a giant tool set in Sri Lanka?
And I'm like so frustrated because I can't get this.

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And I take this fork because I'm eating, I chuck
it across the room with my left hand as hard
as I can. And the mystery is that we have
never found that fork. It has just gone somewhere. I've
looked under couches, I've looked in walls. I don't know
where the fork went, but lost mysh through a fork.
Still don't know where it is somewhere in the middle
of my kitchen and family room.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
What's your fork story? Eight seven, seven, nine, three seven
one oh four seven. I've never told this. My FOURK
story is not exciting, but I do have a fork stort.
I mean, it's a four story. It's a four story.
So I went to when I was like, I just
got out of college and I got my first job.
Long story short. I was seeing a therapist right but
I called him a success coach. He was supposed to
make me successful. And I was sitting like on a

(56:26):
couch like you would with a shrink, and he wants
me to write down my earliest childhood memory. And I remember,
this is like my earliest childhood memory. I remember getting
out a blue tricycle and I lived in Tucson on
thirty yeth Street and twenty ninth Street was the really
busy street. I remember getting on my tricycle and I'm
riding my bike on my tricycle by myself, and I'm
going around the block and I'm going and I find

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a fork and I pick it up like it's treasure.
I couldn't believe. I was like, I held it in
my hand, and I remember driving home, riding my tricycle
home with a fork, and I brought it home and
my mom was like, what do got a fork? And
it's like dirty, so away, and it was my treasure.
That's like my earliest memory. It's not an exciting story,
but I have a fork story, much like.

Speaker 8 (57:08):
The Little Mermaid. Your forklus that happened a little more fork?
Who's a dingle hopper?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (57:14):
What? Yeah, I don't know, that's just her.

Speaker 8 (57:16):
She thinks it's a brush, like I've.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Never seen little murmurid like many things, John Jay, You're
just like the Little Mermaid.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Eight seven seven, nine three seven, one oh four seven.
We want to hear your fork story. That is next
with John Jay and Rich everybody's got a fork story, Tom,
what's your fork story?

Speaker 26 (57:38):
Hey, good morning? Uh yeah, so I've got one I'll
never forget for the rest of my days. I was
a freshman in high school working in a dietary department
at a retirement home. I was serving a gentleman retired veteran,
and we didn't have the right kind of insure for him.
I only had vanilla, but he wanted strawberry, and I

(57:58):
kept trying to in since we ate, we don't have
and you stabbed me with the fork.

Speaker 24 (58:02):
Oh my god, in my.

Speaker 26 (58:08):
Thought, Yeah, he stabbed me in my leg. It was
bleeding out a little bit. I went back. They cleaned
it up, and they're like, hey, get back to.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Work, so I'll forget, or I won't forget for the
rest of my life.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
You got like four little marks on your leg or
five little marks.

Speaker 26 (58:26):
No, I still got it. I got too left on there.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
All right, Tom, Thanks brother Amanda. Everybody's got a fork story.
What's yours?

Speaker 19 (58:34):
So we went to Westgate for a friend of ours
fortieth birthday a nail and an ex girlfriend of his
showed up and the new girlfriend did not take too
kindly to this. And the one that's like evening when
we were out there, we were at dinner and I
jokingly made a comment. I was like, oh, you could

(58:57):
always shank her in the bathroom with a fork. And
the next thing I know, they both kind of like
at separate times, went to the restroom and the ex
girlfriend came back holding a fork and she handed it
to our friend whose birthday it was, and he's like,
your girlfriend just handed this to me in the bathroom
and asked if I could bring it back to the table.

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And I just thought it was so funny. And she
and I, like the new girlfriend and I became such
good friends. I actually have a pair of fork earrings
that I'm wearing today that reminds me of her always.
So when you guys said that, I was like, oh
my god, I'm wearing my furk earrings today.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
That is perfect. That is a perfect story. Wow, she's
wearing her right.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
I put them on this morning and I was like, no, way,
Like that's perfect.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
But though she didn't go to the bathroom and stab
her right, she didn't hand you the fork backroom, you
know she blood?

Speaker 19 (59:55):
He didn't she ran it?

Speaker 22 (59:56):
Yeah, no, she ran into the bathroom.

Speaker 19 (59:58):
She's like, oh, here, could you do picks us back
to the table for me, and the other girl had
no idea what she was.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
It was just so funny.

Speaker 19 (01:00:05):
When she came back, I was like, oh, my god.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
That's so clever.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Well, thanks for calling in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Everyone got a story night, Thanks Amanda, Melissa, what's your
fourth story?

Speaker 17 (01:00:15):
So what my daughter she's sixteen now, but when she
was like nine, we were on vacation in California and
San Diego and she just she wanted to bring this
s fork with her on vacation and it just kept
popping up and she's.

Speaker 16 (01:00:29):
Just like, I just feel like we need to bring
this fork with us, Like I have this core memory
of us walking back from the beach to where we parked,
and I found the fork in one of the pockets
of the stroller and she's like, I just I feel
like we.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
Need to have it.

Speaker 16 (01:00:44):
And I'm like, okay, what does she know? It is
this premonation, like are we gonna need to like protect
ourselves with this fort.

Speaker 10 (01:00:52):
It was so random, and I.

Speaker 16 (01:00:54):
Just texted her I wish she was in the car
and he dropped her off and I was wondering if
I was wondering if she remember remembered it and what
she recalled, like what was her top process was in anxiety?

Speaker 10 (01:01:08):
Oh my god, it was.

Speaker 16 (01:01:10):
It was so random, but we all supported her and
that We're like, okay, you can bring the fork.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Well, see, everyone's got a fork story. That's a cute
fork story, not the violet guind we've been taking. We'll
have a great day. Thank you for listening, Melissa.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Gerald?

Speaker 24 (01:01:25):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
John J.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
Rich?

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
What's your story?

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
When I was a kid.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
So, when I was a kid, me and my neighbor
got into a flight in my backyard and there was
a barbecue you know, those those barbecue forks, the too prunk.
So I chucked it. I chucked it at him and
it hit and it and it literally hid his nose
and stuck, but he didn't stab his eyes. And you
know the sidi where your nose and your eyes are,

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and it stood right there on his nose and everything.
And he was like what, I'm like, dude, did he
cut you? He goes, no, dude, it's just like it
caught my nose stop before it went into my eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
That's a perfect shot.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Oh yeah, no, I'm very good with nice. Yeah, but
it freaked me out because I was trying to get
hit him in the face, you know, and it's just
like and he's just like, what I'm like, dude, He goes, no, dude,
Look it stopped and I and it literally caught the
bridge of his nose and just stopped right before his eyes, right,

(01:02:27):
you know, with the corner of your eyes are. And yeah,
I got I got yelled at.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
Sure, you know I don't do that.

Speaker 11 (01:02:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
My mom and dad and his parents like, no more
nice playing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
I'm like, okay, because because not everybody has a barbecue
tool story, we're gonna allow that as a fork story.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Yeah, all right, thanks Gerald. Look there's a text there.
When I was nineteen, I was at Savers getting decorate decorations, decorations,
but fascinations. You get decorations, the savors you get decorations
is a digger in getting us that savors getting a
decoration for her apartment. She was my cousin. I found

(01:03:06):
a giant wooden fork. It's probably four feet long. I
still have it today, and it's moved with me over
the last twenty one years. I'm still searching for a
giant spoon. Here's another text. When I was younger, my
best friend lived with me. My mom would make chicken
and rice. I always would give my best friend my chicken,
and I would always take her rice. One night, I
went to get the rice off her plate. She thought

(01:03:28):
I was taking her chicken, and she stabbed me with
a forg in my thigh. No, everyone's got a fork
star deal.

Speaker 13 (01:03:37):
And Rich called the show at eight seven seven ninety seven.

Speaker 14 (01:03:41):
Four to seven.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Hi Jenny, Hi, you sent us a text. I understand
I did. What was it about?

Speaker 23 (01:03:48):
I wanted to get your guys's take on a situation
I found myself in this weekend. Settle an argument if
you will. Okay, So I was hanging out with my
husband this weekend and then he's like, I'm gonna go
play my video game for a little while, which I
already like, don't love. It's not my favorite thing about

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him that he chooses to play a video game when
he could be hanging out with me. But then he
hits me with I have a pregnant wife on this
video game, so I need to go see how she's doing.
And I was like, what, wait a second, this must

(01:04:33):
be some form of infidelity here because I am also
his pregnant wife in real life, and.

Speaker 12 (01:04:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 23 (01:04:45):
I was like, what, Like, I gotta get somebody else's
opinion on.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
This, Like when you say his pregnant wife, is that
somebody who's playing with or is that the game? On
the game? There's a pregnant wife.

Speaker 11 (01:04:59):
On game?

Speaker 10 (01:05:00):
And that was his argument. He's like, it's not a
real person.

Speaker 23 (01:05:03):
It's just like the computer.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
It's like the character he's playing is what game is
he playing?

Speaker 23 (01:05:09):
I don't know, it's some weird old timey game.

Speaker 24 (01:05:13):
He said.

Speaker 23 (01:05:13):
He's like building a settlement.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Oh, like a Dungeons and Dragons thing Fortnite maybe a.

Speaker 10 (01:05:20):
Little bit like that. I don't know.

Speaker 23 (01:05:22):
He was like building houses, and like what I was gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Say, Sims, Sims, it does sound like if you have
a whole life where you've got a you know.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
A.

Speaker 20 (01:05:31):
So you think, but maybe is he if it is
a Sims, you're kind of simulating maybe his own life,
and so maybe he's building a house like your house,
and in the game he doesn't want to be without you,
So could this be a good thing?

Speaker 8 (01:05:43):
He wants his pregnant wife with him in the game
when he's playing.

Speaker 23 (01:05:46):
That could be that's a good that's a good, positive perspective.
But then I was like, you're gonna go hang out
with your pregnant wife, But like I'm here not doing anything.

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
Because that's what I'm like, I'm like if he's treating
you're his pregnant wife on the game better than he's
treating you, and then there's a big problem there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
I feel like he's playing Call of Duty like Call
of Duty, like he would have a pregnant wife as
he goes in Rob's banks and kills people and then
comes back. I feel like that would be a storyline
on Call of Duty. But I'm not sure. But but
so you're actually the game, you're texting us like kind
of to be funny, like I'm in this funny situation.
What do you guys think? Right?

Speaker 6 (01:06:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (01:06:23):
I told him, I'm like, because we were kind of disagreeing,
he was like, I'm not doing anything wrong, and I
was like, I don't know. This is like a little
I think you're in the wrong here, and I'm like,
I'm gonna call John.

Speaker 10 (01:06:33):
Jambrich to get there.

Speaker 24 (01:06:35):
Well, for one, for one thing, he liked it, I
think you'd rather him.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Have a pregnant wife on the video game than another
pregnant wife. So down the street, yes, right, absolutely.

Speaker 11 (01:06:45):
Yes, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Yes, although I don't know why that's the option. But
what he should do is he should be taking you
out because you're a pregnant lady, and you're probably hungry
right now, so he should be taking you to eat somewhere.
Then go play your video game after mom's taken care
of me, So tell him to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Where's your husband right now?

Speaker 23 (01:07:04):
He's at work.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
What's he doing for a living?

Speaker 25 (01:07:06):
He's a police officer.

Speaker 1 (01:07:07):
Oh, so we can't call him. I'd love to call
him and just kind of find out what game he's playing.

Speaker 23 (01:07:12):
I mean, we can try.

Speaker 10 (01:07:13):
I don't know if he'll answer though.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
What part of the town is he in?

Speaker 15 (01:07:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:07:17):
He said he had to drive really far away today
for something.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
If we call him and he's like.

Speaker 9 (01:07:23):
In the middle of chasing a criminal's wife, just a
video game hapse, Oh, Jenny, Well, congratulations of being pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
It must be a great guy.

Speaker 11 (01:07:41):
He is.

Speaker 23 (01:07:42):
He is, and it's kind of more so a silly,
silly argument, but I wanted to see what you guys
thought about it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
Yeah, he needs to take you out and then he
can go play.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
I think he's cool, but it's call of duty. He's
just practicing the real, real life stuff. He's a cop
and he's probably chasing purpose and call of duty, and
he's got his pregnant wife.

Speaker 27 (01:07:59):
He's got a acted at home, got dying to know
what gameing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
Yeah, when you find out, let us know and thank
you for calling in. But he's a good guys, just
a video game, just the hormones talking.

Speaker 23 (01:08:12):
Yes, yes, I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
All right, I have a great day.

Speaker 23 (01:08:15):
Okay, thanks you too.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Me MIxS the host this game, Katrina, Good morning, Good morning, Katrina.
You're playing for some Teddy Swims tickets.

Speaker 18 (01:08:36):
You guys were playing Noise Machine today. I like the
theme my games. We've got Teddy Swims tickets. So the
theme is things that swim.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Love it, things that.

Speaker 18 (01:08:47):
Swim, things and water. Okay, we're gonna start things off
with John Jay.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
I want to say, that sounds to me like Teddy Swims. No,
that must be a dolphin or a whale, or a
seal or a walrus. Walris, you're gonna go with walrus Walris.

Speaker 18 (01:09:11):
I'm sorry, John Jay. That's incorrect and very close. It
is something that likes to swim. It's a sea turtle.

Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
You know that's that's a very instinct noise you know it.

Speaker 27 (01:09:22):
Now, Okay, moving on, Rich Barra, Well, I mean that
sounds like a dinosaur and you would put a dinosaur
on there.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Okay, but maybe that is a one of those pigmy hippos.
Cute little pigmy.

Speaker 18 (01:09:38):
Hippo, pigmy hippo. Okay, that's also a good guess. It's
it's it's wrong, of course, guys. It's an alligator, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
I was so scared if I heard that noise.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
Don't go around that lake.

Speaker 18 (01:09:53):
The alligator at the Phoenix Zoo the first time I
took my daughter there and she was like two, and
it came out of the water, made that noise, and
she will not She's now.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
You got to see that because my entire life going
to the zoo. The allegatus or was just chilling.

Speaker 18 (01:10:08):
It is terrifying, like the deck chuck, Yeah, it was crazy. Anyway,
we'll move on now, nobody on the board just yet.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Peyton, that is one hundred inn in hon Yes, oh
you should an idiot.

Speaker 18 (01:10:30):
You should guess something odter than that. Go ahead, KATRINAE lion,
sea lion. That's another good guess. It is wrong as well. Uh,
it's a polar bear cub.

Speaker 6 (01:10:44):
Polar bear cub and Meile, we just heard the sea
lion orchestra at the Wildlife World just so I knew
it wasn't a sea lion.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Yeah, they're loud.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Polar bears eat sea lions.

Speaker 18 (01:10:56):
Anyway, moving on, dude, you got the best barrels ever.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Dude, just like you pull in and you just get
spit right out of him.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
You just drop in and just smack, flip, drop down.

Speaker 8 (01:11:13):
I don't know who that is, but people swim?

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Yeah, people, person, You know what people do? Swim?

Speaker 28 (01:11:19):
Looking for something a little more specific can steal, Katrina,
go surfer surfer is correct? All people are surfers, but
not all surfers are people.

Speaker 8 (01:11:33):
The other way around.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
All right, Katrina's your turn. I am the protector of
the team.

Speaker 18 (01:11:42):
I am.

Speaker 21 (01:11:48):
Is that awkward?

Speaker 18 (01:11:52):
She's got two points heading out around one of commanding lead.
As we go into round two, John.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Jay, Well, as you've been playing clips of interesting animals,
I almost want to guess that it's the duck billed platypus.
I think I'm gonna go with penguin. Penguin.

Speaker 18 (01:12:15):
You know what, that's a good guess this This animal
eats penguins. Uh, we're looking go ahead, Katrina, is it
it's not a seagull?

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
I'm sorry, we are looking for dolphin.

Speaker 5 (01:12:27):
Dolphins, penguins.

Speaker 6 (01:12:29):
Dolphins don't actually mean creatures savage.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
I saw this video these people were watching the killer whales.
There's a whole bunch of killer whales and they were
on a boat and all these killer wares are simming.
It was beautiful, like ten of them was beautiful. And
then they pop up and they just rip apart a
dolphin in.

Speaker 18 (01:12:49):
Red.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
It's a delicacy in some countries. As we move on, Rich, yeah,
it's a cracking I think it's Waa from patom Menace,

(01:13:16):
something from Star Wars.

Speaker 18 (01:13:17):
You're looking neither of those, you guys that we are
looking for a sea lion if you wanted to be
politically correct, it's a California. Don't be an idiot, all right, Sorry,
Onlytrina on the board thus far in this game, you guys,
we move on down to Peyton.

Speaker 6 (01:13:36):
That's scary, as is a wals of that animal. I
have a really hard time saying it. I don't want
to a walrus.

Speaker 18 (01:13:51):
I'm tempted to give it to you just so I
can hear Wallace again. Uh sorry, of course that was
the loch Ness monster. What okay, didn't and I'll take
the Elmer didn't get that one, Goosey for payint in
this game, Kyle.

Speaker 22 (01:14:08):
Where they walked up, where they run they say wonder
and free where could be part of that?

Speaker 8 (01:14:23):
That's Ariel?

Speaker 6 (01:14:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
And what is Ariel?

Speaker 6 (01:14:25):
She's a Mermaid's right.

Speaker 18 (01:14:28):
Good job, Kyle, Uh, Katrina, you you've already won the game.
But if you can get this one, you get bonus
points and you can ridicule everybody else in the studio.

Speaker 21 (01:14:38):
All right, that would be Teddy Swims, Theodore Joseph Swim.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Congratulations. You gonna go see Teddy Swims November sixteenth.

Speaker 15 (01:14:56):
Thank you, thank you, thank you.