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What's viper horse gropes today.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Well, I'm gonna let you know what your holiday Delulu
level is based on your zodioc sign. And if it's
your birthday today, you are still a Scorpio and you
share a birthday with Nathan Kress, Owen Wilson, Mike EPs,
and Damon Wayne Junior.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Good morning, Michelle, what's your sign?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Good morning car?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Okay, So for my tours when it comes to you
and your holiday de Lulu level, your Delulu level is
thinking the holidays will be calm this year while simultaneously
planning a twelve hour bigging day and refusing to leave
the couch. You want cozy peace and zo responsibilities and
you can't have both.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
You gotta pick one. No, I get again. Well, I'm
manifesting it for you and good luck.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Thank se. Megan, Good morning. What's your sign? Megan?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Answer?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Okay, So we're talking about holiday de lulu levels.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Your Delulu level is expecting everyone to behave get along
and magically understand your emotional needs without you having to
say words. You're kind of building a hallmark moment in
your own head, and then you get mad at people
when they don't follow the script.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Okay and sounds good.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Nice megs, Sylvia, Hi, Hi, what's your sign?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I am a Leo.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Just like me?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Okay for us Leo's this holiday season, our holiday de
lulu is imagining we're gonna make a simple, chill celebration.
But our version of chill involves a photoshoot, coordinated outfits
and at least one sparkly moment. We Leo's are the holiday,
So our de lulu level is on ten this year. Awesome.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
That's perfectly.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Thanks, Sylvia, have a great day, you two. Thanks, go
buy How about.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Pisces rich for you for your holiday? De lulu level,
you're believing in. You're believing your holiday will play out
like an aesthetic Instagram reel with soft lighting, perfect vibe,
zero stress. Reality will not be that, but you're still
gonna find magic in the.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Mess, so that's a good thing. Listen.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
This is why this tell me you're all the Hallmark
movies are so good because that life is real.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
How about Libras Libra's Kyle.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Your holiday de lula level is fully believing you can
please everyone. You're trying to balance friends, family, events, and
feelings like you're running a seasonal like program.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
But something has to give and it's not gonna be
your outfit. That's right, exactly, Well, your outfit will give,
but like not in that kind of way.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Okay, how about virgos, John Jay, Your delusion is thinking
you can plan the perfect day with an O chaos
or drama or miscommunication.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
But like families exist, so just embrace the mess a
little bit.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Thank you, Peyton, And if you missed your horoscope, it's
posted on a website right now at John jaynrich dot
com
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