Payton's Predictions

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for horsecopes, Peyton, what's the vibe I'm telling you
as your sign as a holiday decoration. So also, if
it's your birthday today you are Sagittarius. You share a
birthday with Nicki, minaj Anda, Sophia Rob and Dwight Howard.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
What is it you said?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Your what your sign is like a holiday decoration? So like,
what kind of vibe are you? Black guy?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hello, good morning, good morning? What's your sign?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Okay? So, my Sagittarius, we are in your guys this
season right now. You guys are the chaotic, overly tangled
Christmas lights. You bring joy and brightness and absolute mayhem.
You weren't put away properly last year. And honestly, you
kind of like being a little bit of a mess
because it adds character to you. But people get frustrated
with you guys this time of the year, but we
are also delighted by you. Okay, block up a.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Little bit of a hot mess.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Speaking of Christmas lights, So my wife likes to get
the house decorated area with lights. She has a guy
that does it all the time. Every year he does
it and he has he lives far away, and I
guess one of the lights around our tree outside the
front yard. The lights didn't turn on, you know, like
we have a driveway with the trees down the driveway.
When the lights didn't come on, we're going for a watchers.
Oh look the lights are on. I go and call

(01:07):
the guy. And the next day the lights went on
and I go, did you call the guy? She goes, no,
I forgot. The third day, I go, did you call
a guy? She's like, no, I'm going to So last
night we were eating dinner at this restaurant and she
gets a call for the guy and she's like, uh,
oh my god. Well okay, well I'm so sorry. I'm
so sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Turns out they turned on.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
The guy showed up at our house and the lights
turned on. They were working way, and I go, he
doesn't know what ice, he said, go, the lights are
on off, so he doesn't know which ones are on.
So we pull up our house and they were on.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
But it was like three days with.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Them not on. I don't know what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
And that's so weird, so weird.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Larissa, Hello, what's your sign?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I'm a Cappricorn.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Oh perfect, okay, so my coppricorns.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I'm telling you like which holiday decoration you are, which
matches your vibe of your sign, And you guys are
the high end minimalist Christmas wreath. You guys are classy
and elegant and definitely from some fans boutique that no
one's ever heard of. You're timeless and expensive looking and
built to last. People aspire to be your level of
put togetherness this holiday season. Wow. Yeah, I'm also very talkative.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, we'll have a great daylist and thank you for listening. Yeah, hello, Jenny,
what's your signed?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Jenny? I am a Libra just like Kyle.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay, this is spinning for you guys, because you guys
are the aesthetic mantle garland, because it's beautiful and soft
and balanced and curated within an inch of its life.
Everyone compliments you the moment that they walk in, and
you're serving Pinterest holiday board energy with zero effort.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Heil, I love a good garland. I love a good garland.
ENVI a good garland.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
We don't have a mantle in our house and always like,
how can I fake a mantle? I would love just
to have a manton, have that dreamy Christmas garland.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
A Mickey mantle or a Judy Garland.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Both of those would also be great. I bet for you.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Thanks, Jenny. What do you got forces?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, Rich your holiday decoration. You're the soft glowing candle
in the window.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
You're a candle.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
My gosh, there's actually a song about that. Yeah, interesting,
candle in the window. I think it's because it's just wind.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
You're dreamy and gentle, and you give rom calm energy
from this second story window. You create a feeling more
than something that's visual. You're creating nostalgia in emotion and
people feel safe around you.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Wait, candle in the window is from the Oreo speedwagonh oh,
so there is a candle.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I was doing candle in the window on a corn
Dog summer night, which were not the words, but then
Rich was doing candle in the wind Elton John.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Either way, that's you.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
You're both of those. Take them both.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Anytime you walk to the door, you just start singing.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
What about les?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, I'm a Leo us.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Leo's We are the topper on the tree. We are
main character energy. We will be seeing photographed and placed
at the highest point in the room.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
And honestly, the tree looks weird without us.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
How about Virgos?

Speaker 1 (04:05):
John Jay You are the ornament storage box, a hot mess.
Everything has been together, things are broken. There's a system
that has absolutely failed. But the holidays would be chaos
without you, so we appreciate you anyways.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's me all right. If we get your signed there,
I'll post it on our website John Jay rich dot
com