Payton's Predictions

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I have for paints, bricks for horse gropes. But do

(00:01):
you got peyton.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Well, it's everyone's favorite day.

Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's tax day.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh yeah, jes Jo chick Stock. Also, if you're in
aries your birthday, you share one with Emma Watson, Sexy Red,
Leonardo Da Vinci, Jordan Childs, Seth Rogan, Chaqueis, and Chris Stapleton.
So if it's your birthday today, you share one with
all those. But beyond I'm basically gonna tell you your
vibe for tax Day, and I'm gonna get.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Into aries, all right, Shelby, s an aries? I thank you?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Am?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I right? Shelby? Is that the rumor I hear you
are in aries?

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I am? I'm aries game? Oh perfect? Okay, So aries
for you guys on tax Day. You may have not
received your tax money yet, but you've already spent it
in your head on a sputaneous weekend trip. You're you're
very by now in think later energy, especially today. That
is the very on point my husband would have to
agree with you on that.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I'm most familiar already have tip plans.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Thank you, You're welcome, Hi, Shelby, have a great day,
Thanks for listening.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Thanks Hello, Jessica, what's your sign? Gemini?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Okay, Geminis. For tax Day, you are convincing yourself that
if you pay with cash, it is basically free. That
is girl math, and if you get a refund, it's
found money. Your logic is low key, a little flawed,
but at least your outfits are always a ten out
of ten.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Oh I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
That's so true.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Great day, Jessica, Hi, okay rich For you in tax day,
you are lighting a green candle and manifesting a surprise
check in the mail.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
You trust that the universe will provide, and honestly it
usually does for you.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
That's true. That's right. Whenever you get a big problem,
like money problem, do what I do. Pretend it's happening
to somebody else. Yeah about Kyle.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
For you, for tax Day, you are looking at your
bank account and debating between saving for the future and
buying that super cute bag. You're probably gonna spend the
whole day adding things to your cart and then closing
the tap. You're probably right guilty of that for sure.
How about Virgo, John Jay, you have had your taxes
done since February and you are currently color coding your
twenty twenty seven budget. You're the only person who actually

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knows where their W two is.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
All right, I could tell you that my taxes are done.
I think I think I signed them this morning night.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yea good.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
My wife sent me an email and said, can you
sign this please? And I said, sure, didn't look at it,
just signed it done. Or if we can get to
your signed there what we do to.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Lie's no, but I'll tell you guys mind Leo's. We
want everyone to think that we're getting a massive refund,
even if we're actually just breaking even. We are treating
ourselves to a nice lunch today because looking successful is
half of.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
The battle, all right. If you get your signed to
post it on our website, John Jaynrich dot com