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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Payne, what's the vibe for horoscopes today? Everyone is in
a group chat. So I'm letting you know the vibe
that you bring to yours based on your zodiac sign.
And if it's your birthday today, you are a Virgo
and you share a birthday with Gatton Maserato from Stranger Things,
Cameron Dallas, Wiz Khalifa, Pink, Avicii, and that girl, Ruby Bridges.
John Jay, for you, for Virgo. You are the designated

(00:23):
group chat organizer. You're the person that is constantly texting
in the group chat, double-checking, making sure, how come you
aren't texting back to my funny meme? You are publicly
calling out the two people who haven't paid their share
and have gone ghost in the group chat. I think
a real Virgo is just thinking of those thoughts. Why
haven't you responded? Yes, because you don't want to confront.
You confront in your mind. Exactly. Hi, Michelle. Good morning.

(00:47):
What's your sign? Good morning, John Jay. It's Sagittarius. All right, Michelle.
So for my Sagittarius, you are the spontaneous chaos planner
when it comes to your group chat. You're going to text,
who's down for a road trip? We're leaving in 20
on like a random Thursday. And then you get offended
when people with real jobs just can't up and leave.
That is totally me. Thank you, Peyton. Thanks, Michelle. Good morning, Tasha.

(01:10):
What's your sign? Good morning. It's your favorite October Libra sign. Yes. Okay.
Kyle is also our Libra in the room. So for
you two, when it comes to your guys' group chats,
you guys are the noncommittal, like, fence sitter. You're going
to respond, oh, sounds fun, maybe, to, like, every single
plan that's out there, knowing full well you have zero

(01:31):
intention on actually going to set plans. Oh, my God.
You should not be telling secrets like that because I
do that all the time. I know. Tasha, we're like, oh,
my gosh, yes, we are in. I know, and sometimes
I'll block it or turn my phone off or, like,
leave the chat or something. I don't know. I don't
be interested. Tasha, thanks for calling in. Thank you for listening.

(01:53):
It was awesome. All right, you guys have a great day.
You too. How about Pisces? Rich, our Pisces in the room, you,
when it comes to the group chat, are the dramatic ghoster,
just kind of how you are in real life, too.
You kind of complain about being left out, and then
you type three different messages, delete them all, and then
mute the chat because, quote, unquote, the vibe fell off. Huh.
That doesn't really sound like me. Hey. But I will

(02:15):
ghost in public, sure. Yeah, you do just go missing sometimes. Yeah,
I do. But it's not because I'm not thinking about
you guys. I just get drifted into another place. No,
you're just getting some loving from your wife. That's all.
We know. I'm just drifting in a different direction. How
about Leos? Leos. I'm a Leo. We are the media
spammer when it comes to the group chat. We are
going to drop. five unprompted screenshots of like what we

(02:37):
should wear and what we should order online for like
a new going out thing that we have going on.
We're going to demand an immediate unanonymous vote on which
one looks best. Everybody must record. I don't know how
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