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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, let's see where we are. We're looking for
caller 104. Where are we, Dylan? What number? Caller 97.
Caller 97. You're caller 98. You're caller 99. So, oh, well,
it's almost time. You're caller 100.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I have this funny audio clip I'm going to play
for you guys.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
You're caller 102. You're caller 103. She's so peaceful. Caller
104 is on line 22. Okay. All right. Get the
magic word list. Do you guys have the magic word list?
I do.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's very exciting.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Oh, here it is.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Okay, good.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Okay, here we go. Hello. Oh, hello, good morning. John
Jane Rich, who's this?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
This is Candice.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Candice, how are you this morning?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
I'm doing amazing.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Good. You are caller 104 right now.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Wow, amazing.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
So what we need from you are some magic words, okay?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
If you got three of the 10 magic words, you're
gonna win tickets to Disneyland.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
All right, let's see if I got it. Okay. The
first word is frost. Second word is Christmas. And third
word is Minnie.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
The winner!

Speaker 1 (01:28):
There you go, Candice.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Thank you. I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
You are going to Disneyland.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
It's so fun. Amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Thank you, guys. I appreciate it. I'm going to take
my best friend and our two kids.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Good, because you win four two-day, one-park-per-day passes, and you
qualify for the grand prize, Disney Vacation, for three-day, one-park-per-day
passes and hotel at Disneyland Resort. Candice, congratulations.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Thank you, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
You got it. Thanks for listening. We've had a winner
every day. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Remember when we first started doing this, people, they didn't
know the words.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
What do you mean? What do you mean magic words?
Thank you for actually listening.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Hey, the next magic word is today, like in exactly
two hours. 10.05, 11.05, all the way through. Keep writing
them down because then Monday, that's the hard part. You
got to do it today and then you got to
sit on it until Monday because then Monday we'll ask
you again.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
What a, what a, What a weekend, man. I got
to play this for you. Part of this to me
was very funny.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
There's a family cat that got thrown away inside of
an old couch by mistake. It has been rescued. It
was in a landfill. So the couch gets thrown away
and they go toss it in the dump, right? So
now the owners and a bunch of people that work
there are looking for the cat. And this just made me,
the way they were calling for the cat made me chortle.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
For a couple of days, I walked around the neighborhood
holding a bag of treats going, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
And having a sinking feeling that the cat was in
the couch when.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
That made me laugh. Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm glad they found Mike, Mike. That's going to be
crushed and going to go to the landfill. So, you know,
it was... So close to being a tragedy.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Sure enough, there was a cat on the edge of
the pit.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Below the pit is about 15 feet to the asphalt,
and above that is about 4 feet. It took us
about 10 minutes to get the cat down. Just an
amazingly happy ending, and I'm so thankful to everyone who
played a part in it.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Mike, Mike's going to be a little paranoid back at
the house, don't you think? Cats are smart. They remember
that stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
The dance teacher's going viral right now because of Gen
Alpha students.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
This is so funny. Do you know the deals going
on with Gen Alpha and passing gas?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
No.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
So. Apparently, Gen Alpha has no problem tooting.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Oh, that's funny because didn't we just, we just had
that teacher go viral for creating the fart corner.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
They have no shame.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
This dance teacher talked about how Gen Alpha students constantly
fart with no fear. Gen Alpha's biggest accomplishment has been
that they normalize farting.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
It's not embarrassing to fart anymore.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I teach dance to elementary age kids through seniors in
high school and they just rip so much to the.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Point that they know what each other's farts smell like.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
They're just like, oh, ha, ha, ha.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
When we were growing up, it was traumatizing if you
accidentally farted. Everyone would remember who ripped.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
By accident in class and you'd be sent to therapy
for like.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
15 years for embarrassing work.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
So, good job to Gen Alpha because nothing's ever that deep.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Everybody farts. See, I'm like, good job to Gen Alpha.
But then again, I coach high school girls basketball, and
they fart all the time too. And I'm like, down
and back, we are ladies. Say excuse me.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Don't send this generation back.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Don't do that.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
I feel like I was Gen Alpha before Gen Alpha.
Because when I had to go in school, we couldn't
wait to do it.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
And I mean, Junji, you have no shame in tooting either.
I do not. And I side-eye you for it. Hey,
people are still calling. I wonder, let me see. Hello,
John Jay and Rich, who's this?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
Alexa.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
What's up, Alexa? Oh, go ahead. Oh, you just threw
it over and over again. Go ahead, finish your sentence.
Go ahead. Alexa. I think I've confused her.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Good morning, John Jay and Rich. Did I win? Win what?

Speaker 4 (05:20):
The tickets?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
We already have a winner.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Okay. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Hello. Good morning, John Jane Rich. Who's this?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm sorry. I couldn't hear. What did you say? I said,
good morning, John Jane Rich. Who's this? Oh, this is Jamie.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Hi, Jamie. What can we do for you? Well, I
was wondering if I'm the right caller. Oh, for Disney?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
No, we already got a winner, but you got to
listen to the magic words.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Oh, really? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
I know I have the magic words, but dang it.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Okay. We already got one.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah. We're still doing it. Yeah. We're doing it.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Listen today for the magic words and Monday you have
a chance.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
All right.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, thank you guys. Good luck. You think everyone's calling
about Disney right now? I would imagine so. Hello, John
Jane Rich. Good morning. Can I help you?

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Trying to win Disney.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Oh my goodness. We already got a winner.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Oh my gosh, are you kidding me? I'm the girl
that burnt her eyeball with a curling iron.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Oh, wouldn't that be great if you said if you
burn your eyeball with a curling iron, call for Disney tickets.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
You got to know the magic words. But we'll never
forget you. But that's burned in our brain. Did you
win anything for that when you burnt your eyeball?

Speaker 4 (06:43):
No, I did not win Disney tickets. That's why I
feel like I deserve them the most. You didn't even
put me on the radio. You put me on your podcast,
but I did put it on my Facebook, and everyone thought, dang,
they really liked you. They talked to you for a while.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Hey, that podcast gets a million downloads a month, so
that podcast is more popular.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Than the radio show.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
I think so, too, because I didn't know. I was like,
I don't listen to the podcast. I just listen to
the radio, but I had like three texts from people.
My friend's mom. So I'm like, oh, the mom's listening
to the podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Is that how that works? We've never figured that for me. Well, listen.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Here's how you get the magic words today, starting at 10.05.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
And then Monday, you get your chance again.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
I do it every day. I'm trying to get my
son to go to Disney. He just turned six, and
I'm doing it every day.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Okay. So Monday. So you listen to the magic words today.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
And then Monday at around 8 o'clock, we will ask.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
You to be caller 104, okay? Good luck, eyeball. All right.
Really be careful when you're doing your hair from now on.
I know, right? For sure.