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CHOMP CHOMP IT IS FRIDAY! Swim deeper for Noah Lashley vs. Drag Bingo. Then find out why Kyle and her husband had a SPAT! Plus, did David just say he HATES gamer girls? Usually that's a win for most guys. Unpack all the drama this beautiful Friday with Johnjay and Rich ON DEMAND!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Wake up, John Jay, Rich what's crack a leg?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
And this is the big boss dog snoopy Diagle.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Double Gissel dang boom. What you don't.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
We're not talking about rid ten team and we're not
talking about last year. If the one and only dog
Eagle double Gisel in your face to me and in
the place to be and you listened to John Jay
and Rich Wakes.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I can't believe I haven't told you guys this earlier.
She was a fire in my house.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
My house going yeah, you know, what's so weird?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
I was going to bed last night and I'm like,
I can't believe we didn't talk about that fire. I
saw in Johnjay's Instagram story as what happened.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
So we adopted this dog from Kyle's father in law,
the dog whose nas Pablo. He chewed the wires on
a lamp and the lamp wires were down on the
bottom by the couch and on a carpet, and the
house was being cleaned, and when they were moving romy
who cleans her house, she was moving the wire and

(01:01):
it rubbed the carpet and sparked, and right in front
of her, the carpet went, oh my gosh, she had
to start banging it to put the fire out, and
I'm just like, if she wasn't there, or if it
moved somehow any other way, like that would have been
a full on. Like the carpet is now all crunchy
and plastic, like now you know what I mean. It's

(01:23):
the size of like a pizza slice. You know what
I mean right now, but it's still like so now,
I'm like last night I was in bed and I
was like, oh, man, I should probably go look at
all the cords and all the lamps or and that
was you know, I told Dutch. I was like, because
we're alone, Dutch, and I was like, if there was
a fire, you could probably go out your window and
he'd be like, I'd be good. And he's like, you'd
be cooked, though, Dad, You'd be cooked because if the
fire went up. My bedroom was upstairs and I have

(01:44):
a balcony. But I can't get out of the balcony
because if the pigeon problem and we put pigeon fence
all around the bag, so I'd be stuck. I'd cook. Ye,
there's no get out. I would not have to get out,
so I need wire cutters. I got to put up
there just in case there is a fire. I gotta
you know, you should have like an exit plan because
I was gonna drop roll tuck. But then I'm like,
think that's the right thing. When there's a fire, that's tornado.
That one fire. The tough one is when you're on

(02:06):
the diving board.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Maybe a summer sauce, and I don't want you to
do in summersalts do in a fire, you gotta.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Get out of all.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
You do have six dogs? Are you sure it was
Pablo the dog?

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah? Because none of the dogs ever chew. I've seen
Pablo over there. There's place and they none of the
other dogs chew stuff, and this dog is always chewing stuff.
And they're all at the babysitter right now because my
wife thinks, but Dutch and I can't take care of
Apparently she's right. I got ran out of toy paper

(02:36):
the other day just to blow my nose, and I'm like,
where's the toilet paper? If I had to search everywhere
for the toy paper.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
You don't restock your bathroom, she always does. I was like,
what the hell, God.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
You are so spoiled.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
You don't know where your mailbox is to go but
much like Kyle's father in law, I have bags of
trash on my counter, Like I don't put the trash
in the thing, and I just put the trash everywhere
and I put it all in the bag and then
eventually I'll take it out there.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
I wonder how she feels, like when she leaves, does
she know she's coming back home to like getting disasters?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
No, no, I'm having the house clean before she comes out. Okay, good,
Or I'm gonna have the house burned. I didn't want
to clean it, so it burned down hopefully. You know, mindy,
is something like this happen to you.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Kind of? I get home from school one day and
the whole family's like, where'd the kids can go? Like
we couldn't find her anywhere, and then all of a
sudden we hear.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
This, like.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
And we have a big, like gigantic computer hutch that
like we can't get behind without you know, like multiple
people helping move it. We figured out she had gotten
behind there because she was small enough she could kind
of like get through the crack, and she had chewed
on a wire and got electrocuted.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
It's terrible. I want to.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Cry, my gosh.

Speaker 6 (03:53):
Yeah, I mean it was terrifying. She survived, she and
she was like the best cat ever. But she uh
her whole she had like half a tongue, she lost
some teeth. Her whole life, she just like was just
like drooling constantly. She couldn't clean herself.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Well, I didn't think the story could get sadder or
she die like a super Does she have any powers
like super cat?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
You never hear about Supercat.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
I mean her powers were being the loudest perr of
all time. I mean she was just so so loving.
I will say, we figured out and we I guess
I don't know. Maybe this came from being electrocuted cat,
or at least she had like acid drool like it
would like burn through paint and things. She would she

(04:47):
would get up onto like my my mom's car, like
and lay there and then she'd drool and then my
mom's car would have like a paint would be like
burned throughlievable.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Well, speaking of chewed on wire and drooling, Noah's in
the studio. No graduated from GCU last week. Come on,
what's your degree in?

Speaker 8 (05:12):
Noah Communications with an emphasis in New media and broadcasting.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
And you have cats too, right, I do I.

Speaker 8 (05:18):
Have two beautiful cats.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
See Mandy, we have we have other cat lovers here, mindy.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
Yes, well you know cats are amazing. Just don't let
them get behind computer hutches and choo through wires or
behind the wheel.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I thought you were saying behind the wheel. So what
happened to you? Noah, what's this story? Because you were
like all excited about something, right.

Speaker 8 (05:36):
I was excited because I went online. I was looking
at events and I came across something very peculiar gay
cat drag bingo, and I went.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
A lot hold on.

Speaker 8 (05:50):
I literally I was scrolling through the page just reading
the event, and I went, I need to stop and
see what this is. And I found out it's actually
an event held at log Guitar Cat Cafe. It's a
cat cafe that I've been wanting to go to for
like two years, but haven't made time to.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Go a cat I remember a cat cafe making it
in the news a while ago.

Speaker 9 (06:08):
It's like a bunch of cat like a coffee shop.
You can kind of lounge, you get to cuddle with
the kiddies.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, most of them are adoptable. Have you been to
one of those before?

Speaker 8 (06:15):
I went to one in DC last year when I
was on vacation and it was just like that. Yeah,
and I almost brought one home. If it wouldn't have
been in DC, if it would have been here, I
would have adopted a cat.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Okay, So there's one cats everywhere in gay people in drag.
It's an event. They're gonna gay cats or gay people.

Speaker 8 (06:29):
People, drag, cat bingo. That's a lot of things all
at once. And it's a Friday night and I think
I'm gonna be there. I just gotta see this.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
You gotta go. You got to film that.

Speaker 8 (06:38):
And if I adopt a cat one there? Mom, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
So do you have to be in drag and you
go there? Or the cats in drag and how they
playing bingo? Oh my god?

Speaker 8 (06:48):
If they dress up the cats, it's even better actually,
to be honest.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
All of it's all the elements of that are a
good time. So it should be great. You just got
a report from there. We need we need a full report.
This is your thing now, Yes, I will. You are
swifty in our cat lover, our gay drag cat lover.

Speaker 8 (07:05):
The drag cat reporter. Yeah, on location, it's swifty here.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, find out find out how they play the game
and they maybe we can play something like that here.

Speaker 8 (07:12):
Oh that's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yes, we can do our own things. I mean cat bingo.
I'd sake would be Remember we used to play, don't
we played donkey bingo?

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Well, we played dog poo bingo. We would have a
big but we also do with donkeys the parking but
we have a big mat with and wherever you know,
they would relieve themselves you get a spot.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
I wonder if that's how they're doing. Yeah, you can't
wait for cats to poop though, No, you really can't.
It wouldn't work. It's got to be some other It's
just got to probably be bingo nothing.

Speaker 5 (07:39):
Maybe the cats just help you fill the card. You
know they're smart.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
They help the better be crazy. Everyone drinking coffee, dressed
in drag playing bingo. It's gonna be insane at night.
We're kind of mad.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
We didn't think of it the first because.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
You guys, remember piano cat.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
I was been during piano cat dressed in drag with
a little bingo stop jobber.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Well, no, congratulations in your graduation, and that'll be your
first assignment as a graduate. I'm on it. It's John
Jay and rich.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Is John Jaye rich are live on the free iHeartRadio
app Davening.

Speaker 10 (08:15):
Hey, good morning, So I you guys are talking about
like red flags as hobbies and relationships or something like that. Right, Yes,
So I dated this girl back in my twenties that
had a video game she liked to play, like Call
of Duty stuff like that. That that for me, what's horrible.
I know how the stigma is, like you know, with

(08:38):
with like girls versus guys, like you know, guys always
wanted to play video games. Well, girl, video gamers are
so much worse, man, it's so much worse.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Tell us why.

Speaker 10 (08:50):
Well, it even got to the point to where like
it would affect her job. So like when new like
downloads would come out or whatever, or new like video
game drops, she'd like take time off work to play
video games. All these guys were always like messaging her,
like in her, in her like Xbox messages or whatever

(09:10):
it's called. So it's just it was just a horrible,
horrible thing to go through. I hated it for two years.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Did you ever play with her too?

Speaker 10 (09:19):
Oh no, no, I'm not really a gamer, so it's
just not my thing that you weren't invited to yeah,
it's it was awful, man like, like like it consumed.
I would say, in our whole two year relationship, probably
half of the two years consumed.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Was she making money doing it?

Speaker 10 (09:37):
It was No, She's just playing with random dudes and
girls all the time on Call of Duty and all
these other stupid games. I don't know, man, I just
don't understand the stigma.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
I guess have you followed up do what she's doing? Now?
Does she marry a gamer?

Speaker 10 (09:51):
Same thing? Same thing? Yeah? I play Xbox every once
in a while, and I get notifications on my phone
when will like log in, And she still logs in
every single day, religiously for hours at a time.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Fascinating. All right, dude, Well thanks for listening. Man. I
think he's very ready to hear a guy be upset
about a gamer again once.

Speaker 5 (10:13):
Will you guys be like, it's so awesome that she can
play Call of Dude, we could squad up.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Thank you, brother. It's John Jay and Rich Hi must
hand hope, horscope.

Speaker 9 (10:25):
I'm gonna tell you which Billie Eilish song fits your
vibe the best based off of year zodiac?

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Okay, good morning? Is it Vardini? Is that you're saying Bardini, Yeah, Bardini,
what's your sign? Libra?

Speaker 7 (10:40):
All right?

Speaker 9 (10:40):
So for my libras, Kyle is alsar libra. The Billie
Eilish song for you is called when the Party's Over.
Say like, look, Lon, yes, this is like one of
my favorite Billy Eilish songs.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
But why is it for.

Speaker 7 (10:59):
Debra for a libra?

Speaker 9 (11:01):
Because my libras, you guys are kind of the blunt type.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
You need you let people know when the party is over, when.

Speaker 9 (11:06):
It's time to get up out here, whether that's an
actual party or in a relationship. You guys are the
type that's like, if you're not filling my cup by
beat it, that's you, guys.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
They shouldn't bet Michael Jackson beat it.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Yeah, We're have Billie iolash sauce John Jackson's.

Speaker 11 (11:21):
That's super cool.

Speaker 12 (11:22):
Thank you so much, and seems so meditative as well.

Speaker 13 (11:26):
I huge meditation.

Speaker 12 (11:27):
I would love to be on your show.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
That would be on you are on our show. You
are actually on our show right now, the meditation work.
I know.

Speaker 12 (11:36):
I love you guys, I love all of your team,
what you do for the community and everything.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Thank you. Maybe you come in here teaches medication teaches medication,
all of them.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
You don't even invite me on the libra, right, I'm coming.

Speaker 14 (11:53):
On.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Well, hold on, talk to Grant or Nac and we'll
get you to come in here. Maybe we can do
a podcast meeducation of us sleeping.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
I would love that because I love doing that.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Oh my gosh, just just my listening. Uh, Amber, Hi,
what's your sign?

Speaker 15 (12:11):
I'm a virgo?

Speaker 7 (12:12):
All right, virgos? Your guys' song is everything I wanted.

Speaker 16 (12:16):
Fuck, Oh, I.

Speaker 15 (12:23):
Love that one.

Speaker 17 (12:24):
I know.

Speaker 7 (12:25):
Isn't this such a vibe?

Speaker 9 (12:26):
It is such a good song, And the reason that
it's for you virgos is because you guys know when
to dig your heels in and you guys get everything
that you want because you put your mind to it.

Speaker 7 (12:35):
That's just the vibe of a virgo.

Speaker 6 (12:37):
Perfect right on.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
He thanks Amber, Yes, you're welcome by Hi. Taylor. What's
your sign?

Speaker 6 (12:46):
Hi? I'm a cancer?

Speaker 9 (12:48):
Okay, cancer, I'm excited about this one.

Speaker 7 (12:49):
Your guys song is My Boy?

Speaker 9 (12:59):
Keep prom it's such a vibe this song in concert, Yes.

Speaker 7 (13:06):
Oh my gosh, so perfect.

Speaker 9 (13:08):
And the reason My Boy is for my cancers is
because my cancers, you guys are my sensitive sign of
the bunch. You guys get your heart broken easily, but
that's just because you're a lover. You want the same
love that you put out into the world.

Speaker 7 (13:19):
Yes, I love it.

Speaker 9 (13:22):
Oh my gosh, go play my boy on repeat today,
probably Taylor.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Hi, Katie, what's your sign?

Speaker 10 (13:29):
I'm this one?

Speaker 7 (13:31):
This song is so perfect for my aries.

Speaker 9 (13:32):
Your guys' song is bad Guy, Well, because it's funny,
John Jay, because you have an Aries at home who
is like an angel. Aries are like pretty vicious people,
so they're really rebellious, and they're the type of person
that you think about for years after you get dumped

(13:54):
by them, Like yeah, they stay in your mind and
they're there forever.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Katie. Katie's happy about it.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
She's like, yeah, that's a vibe. Love it.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Thank you, Katie, thank you. How about for rich?

Speaker 7 (14:10):
I feel like we all know which Billie Eilers song?

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Can I guess?

Speaker 18 (14:14):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Is it a oceanized?

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Sure is, because it's all dreamy exactly. I've heard the
song so much because my daughter played this on repeat
for years.

Speaker 7 (14:27):
I mean, it's a beautiful song.

Speaker 9 (14:28):
I think I cried when I saw this in person
before she was sixteen when.

Speaker 7 (14:32):
She wrote that song.

Speaker 9 (14:32):
But you're right, You're right, Rich, this it's it's so dreamy. Also,
my pisces, you guys are fishes like ocean eyes.

Speaker 7 (14:38):
You know, it's the vibe.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
What about for you? For Leo, Leo?

Speaker 7 (14:42):
The best song you should see me in a crown
such a vibe one bye one bye one. I think
I think that's self explanatory.

Speaker 13 (14:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Okay, well, if we did get to your I'll post
it on our website right now, John j and Rich
dot com. It's John Jay and Rich. This is weird
and I wouldn't normally bring this up, but you know,
Kyle sent sends an email to me. I don't know
if it's in the morning of the audio you're going

(15:19):
to play for when ever, get an audio and it
usually says Kyle and Thug And it just switched all
of a sudden to special K. No weird.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Yeah here that's throwback name.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah, Kyle is Special K on the radio for a
long time.

Speaker 7 (15:32):
Ego what I was like.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
When I very first started radio. They're like, what's going
to be your radio name?

Speaker 9 (15:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
That's cute.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
I like special K was like when I joined the show.

Speaker 9 (15:42):
I'm like, I just want to be me, you know,
I want to be me like I don't think I
could talk to you calling you special I think.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
When you first started on the show, we probably called
you Special K for a little bit or No, I
think it was a little bit.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah, because there was a there was at least a
year crossover where.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
I did both mid days and I was on with
you guys in the morning.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
You learned something new every day.

Speaker 16 (16:03):
Here.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Hey, this is justin Timberlake and you're listening to Special K.

Speaker 8 (16:07):
I don't even know that existed.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
You didn't know justin Timberlake cut a thing for you. No,
that's huge, isn't It's here again? Real great, it's so free.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Hey, this is justin Timberlake and you're listening to Special.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
K day time right now. I just saw his tiny
Desk concert.

Speaker 7 (16:23):
I felt like that was was that old?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Now it's new.

Speaker 7 (16:27):
I thought that video was like fifteen years old. Chris Morn.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
When you watch it, notice he does not blink at all.
His eyes are wide open the whole time. It's a
little on nerving.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Hi, good morning, John Jay and Rich Can I help you?

Speaker 6 (16:37):
Yeah, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't talking
to a robot. I heard your there's a segment this
morning and talking about robots.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Oh no, we're live. If we weren't live, can we
do this out out? See? We're live.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
Okay, good okay, thank goodness. I just want to say
how everybody's been.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
We've been good, We've been great. I was watching this
movie over the vaku we took a little vacation. I
was watching this movie called Interstellar. Right, it's from the
guy that won the Oscar, Chris Nolan for Oppenheimer, Chris Nolan.
And there's a robot in there, and I feel I
was trying to sound like the robot. Actually, I was like,
good morning, John, Jay and Rich how can I help you? Now,

(17:13):
let's turn up the sarcasm. That's what they do on
the robot.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
Right?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
But did that sound like a robot to you? Did
I sound like AI artificial intelligence? Hello? Good morning?

Speaker 10 (17:21):
That wasn't sure.

Speaker 19 (17:22):
I was like, wait, they said they don't use robots,
so I'll pack that out.

Speaker 6 (17:25):
Let me call him.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah, I'm glad you called. What's your name? What are
you doing today?

Speaker 6 (17:31):
When is Jessica actually heading into work?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Where do you work, Jessica?

Speaker 6 (17:36):
I actually work at a retail place.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Where do you work, Jessica? Where do you work? Jessica?
Where do you work? Jessica? Oh, I was giving her
the robot maltfunction. Robot malfunction, robot malfunction. She failed on you.

Speaker 20 (17:58):
Robot malfunction, robot fish fissures, fissures. This robot has fissures.
This robot has fissures. Oh that interstellar. Huh, that's what
you got Robotsy McConaughey is really good looking.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
All right, rich Hey, get a wake up. You left
stacks and hacks. I have stacks of information. Rich has
life hacks. Here's some of my information. Google Trends has
released a list of the most searched spring break destinations
by state. Miami is number one for most of the country,

(18:41):
but Miami is also one of the worst airports for
spring break travel. Guy on Twitter claims he has the
perfect idea for date night at home, and it's gone viral,
like it's been reposted, everyone's talking about it. It's called
the bottle Night. Here's the date. You put down your phone,
you grab a bottle of wine, and you talk revolution man,

(19:04):
that's gone viral. There's a new poll out on vanity
license plates.

Speaker 9 (19:08):
Pay no you have one or no, And then they
kept charging me when I wanted to register in my car.

Speaker 7 (19:13):
And I am paying for that.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Well, that's how they do it.

Speaker 14 (19:15):
I know.

Speaker 17 (19:15):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 7 (19:18):
For I'm very lucky and blessed.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Americans say they're forty one right now. Thirty two percent
Americans have not had one. But people would consider it
no way. How come?

Speaker 5 (19:29):
Well, because let's say, for example, I drive like a jerk.
If my license plate is complicated, that'll be harder for
somebody to remember it's true.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
If it's just car, that would be a problem. Did
you know how the pens are less spicy than they
used to be? Farmers did it on purpose over the
past forty years because food companies wanted milder peppers to
make the spice level more consistent and predictable. People are
online now just finding out and feel cheated. This story
is specifically for your husband. The Belagio Hotel in Las Vegas.

(19:58):
Do you hear what they did not? They turned off
their famous fountains on Tuesday because they found out they
had a very exclusive guest there. One of the rarest
birds in the United States, the yellow billed loon. It
decided to live there so they turned off the fountains.

(20:19):
They caught the bird and they relocated it.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Hello bird, Oh wow, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Like all those people staring at the water and they
go sun a yellow build loon.

Speaker 17 (20:29):
Off the water.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Now undo, No, it looks like a duck. To me,
I wouldn't have known. She looks like a duck.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Hang it out.

Speaker 7 (20:39):
That's Oh.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
There's a K pop singer. Her name is Karina. Have
you guys heard of her?

Speaker 17 (20:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Well, it just so happens. I have a clip of
Karina's song. So say what you will about swifties, but
this is next level fanatical. A K pop singer named
Karina from the four girl group Ayespah had to apologize
to her fans because they found out she has a boyfriend.

(21:08):
They put up an electronic billboard outside her management's office
threatening to stop byron A music and attending her shows.
What the heckuse she had because she has a boyfriend?

Speaker 18 (21:16):
Let her live? What the heck?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Oh my goodness, let's see. Oh you here about what's
going on? Prince Harry.

Speaker 7 (21:29):
Royal family.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
I just know he doesn't get security and he was
mad about that.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
That was the most recent thing I.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Saw and ex stripper who partied the Prince Harry in
Vegas in twenty twelve. It's threatening to release nude photos
of him.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Oh yeah, I think he wrote about her in his book.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Because he didn't write about her in his book.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
He left out details of their ROMP because.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
She's mad because he didn't mention her in the autobiography.
So he's like, damn. But there's naked video of him
from that night. So I mean, where is it? Yeah,
I haven't google it, you can find it. She's got pictures.
I'm sure she's got pictures that he probably set her.

Speaker 16 (22:04):
Well.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Yeah, I think it's like and Hathaway plays a forty
year old single mom who falls for a twenty four
year old boy band superstar in a movie called The
Idea of You. People think it's Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles.

Speaker 7 (22:16):
Oh it's supposed to be them.

Speaker 18 (22:18):
Ye Oh.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
I saw that this and I just love that we're
bringing like rom comms back. I'm here for it.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Amen to that. It's my favorite genre. Whatever life hacks
rich all right.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
So the dread of the flying fingernail or toenail, I
guess and maybe not for you, but if you're ever
walking through your bathroom and you step on somebody else's toenail.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Is that not the grossest thing in the world.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
That's super And then it can make you want to
actually kill them, right, it can make you actually want
to kill them. So we have got the hack to
save you and everybody in your family from the flying fingernail.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
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Speaker 5 (22:50):
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I think we have saved the world one of its
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want to check that out and many more O they're
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Speaker 14 (23:14):
John Jay and Ridge are only doing this until they
hit the power ball.

Speaker 18 (23:18):
Then we're on our own.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
You know my Instagram account, you guys probably discussed this
when I'm not around. How it's become a very popular
meme account. Now I post a lot of stuff, right
like he's posted a cobra. Yes that's not that right,
scary as hell and I post like just different animals
doing weird things. But one thing I stay away from
most of the time are shark posts because my son Kemp,

(23:43):
lives in Hawaii and I always see a shark attacks
and I don't want to post anything. So he's like,
already kind of afraid. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 14 (23:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
So, but now Peyton, You're like, are you obsessed with
sharks or like, what's happening with sharks in your world?

Speaker 7 (23:56):
Well?

Speaker 9 (23:56):
I do love sharks. I think sharks are really cool
animals to learn about. And I'm such a nerd sometimes,
like I love documentaries, but there's just something about like
wildlife documentaries that do something for me. So I found
the shark section on Disney Plus, and I feel so
bad for everyone in my life because anything anytime the
TV's on, we're watching shark stuff. I'm learning about how sharks,

(24:20):
how like female sharks are the more dominant sharks, how
like climate change is affecting sharks.

Speaker 7 (24:25):
I'm learning so much. It's like history class all over again.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
So what have you learned to share with us something
that you learned about sharks?

Speaker 14 (24:31):
Well?

Speaker 9 (24:32):
Like, okay, so I watched this one and it was
like called queen Shark, and it's like when everyone you
see these shark attacks are like, yeah, that's a big
boy like No, most of the shark attacks are like
women's sharks, which I'm like, that's pretty like bad a if.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
You ask me, you're on the shark side.

Speaker 7 (24:46):
Oh, I'm totally on the shark side.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
I love it.

Speaker 9 (24:48):
And it's like the reason why these shark attacks are
coming a little bit closer to shore is because of
climate change and all types of stuff.

Speaker 7 (24:56):
The ocean like deep down isn't as cold as it
used to be, so it's like a whole thing. It's
really interesting.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
I was watching one where this guy goes in and
tests a cage, a shark cage.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
The shark got through it.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Bit off part of his leg, and the new documentary
was him going back in.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I watched what are you doing? Yeah? Actually what I
did see I saw it was Jackass was a Jackass.
It wasn't Jackass. It was actually like the Discovery Channel
like actual Shark, the newest jack Jackass, which is probably
a year old. The guy got bit by a shark.
Do you see that? And then he was him coming
back the deal.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
Is and again I'm all about it.

Speaker 9 (25:31):
I'm definitely watching the ones where people are going down
into cages and they have like hypotheses and theories on,
like they're doing studies on these sharks. I would totally
go into a shark tank on to see that up close.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
I think you need a name brand shark cage. I
don't think if your friend who's going diving with you
made the shark cage, I don't think that's good.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah. Yeah, my son Dutch, I tried. As a dad.
I try to connect with my kids as much as
I can on whatever their hobbies are, what they do, right,
That's why I went with Jake to this bodybuilding thing
with Camp. A lot of it's basketball with Dutch. Some
of its hip hop, like we're gonna go see Kanye
kind of thing on Sunday. Right. But the one thing
Dutch keeps asking to do and I just can't is

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to go nighttime shark diving whoa.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
And go at night.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
He's a mediac he just like doesn't. He's the kind
of kid of like you know, cliff jumping, He'll just
jump without looking.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
He's crazy. Yeah, OMG, no.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Come on, dad, shark shark dibvy at night.

Speaker 9 (26:32):
You wouldn't I wouldn't do it at night because did
you know that sharks go blind before they attack, so
they don't even know where they're attacking.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
That's why I am a hamburger. They do, they.

Speaker 9 (26:44):
Rob their they roll their eyes back to protect against
the other prey.

Speaker 7 (26:48):
It's really interesting stuff, you guys.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Well, I didn't know that there was a shark thing
on Disney.

Speaker 18 (26:52):
So that's a whole section, whole section of but it's Disney.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
So it's probably not going to show people get eaten.

Speaker 7 (26:57):
Oh yes, there is. The one that I'm watching is
shark attacks, and there's two.

Speaker 9 (27:01):
There was two shark attacks in the same exact day,
a mile away from each other, from the same shark.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
Ain't that crazy? That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Did you see the video I saw the other day
of a great white no a shamou with the whale,
the shamo killing the shark attacking a great white shark.

Speaker 9 (27:16):
Yes, and it's crazy because the great white shark is huge,
it's like sixteen feet and then you put the killer
whale next to it and it's just demolish.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
But the killer whale, you know, our whole life you
know about Shamoo're so.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Cute whale for sure flash in the audience.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
We have to do like a Peyton watch a long
Shark episode.

Speaker 9 (27:33):
I'm so invested, like I'm usually on my phone when
I'm watching TV shows, not when the when the shark
documentaries come on, phones are put away.

Speaker 7 (27:43):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah, it's John Jay and Rich. It's John Jay Rich
And it is time for the cell Phone Olympics. You guys. Sure, God,
stuff happening in Paris, but it's all here. Here is
where it's at, the cell Phone Olympics. Our first contestant

(28:06):
for the self Phone Olympics is Gabrielle Hi. Gabrielle, Hello,
this is the way the game's played. Who can make
the loudest noise in the dryer with your cell phone?
Sound good?

Speaker 11 (28:17):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Okay, so we're gonna have to ask you to throw
something in the dryer and your cell phone and they
will judge. You'll be contested number one.

Speaker 10 (28:27):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Now what country are you from, Gabrielle. I am the
proud country of USA. Okay, you represent the Americans.

Speaker 10 (28:35):
So do you there?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Do you have your Are you by your dryer? I?
Sure am? And what are you gonna put in there
with the dryer?

Speaker 14 (28:42):
I have a co.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
A comb. You say, yeah, it's one of those having
baby comb. Okay, yeah, okay, So whenever you're ready, go
ahead and set the phone in and then turn on
the dryer.

Speaker 12 (28:56):
Okay, I'm putting it in right now.

Speaker 16 (29:18):
Good connection, all right, all right, well done for America,
Well done.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Okay, Gabrielle, hold on a second. All right, Now we
go to contest number two. Jennifer, Good morning, hy good morning,
and Jennifer, what country are you representing?

Speaker 7 (29:42):
United?

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Very good, very good ones. Okay, Jennifer, we need you
to put your cell phone in the washer or dryer.
And what do you do? What are you putting in
there with it to make noise?

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Probably a dog.

Speaker 13 (29:56):
Tooy okay, lots of them around here.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Is I'm gonna pick a dog boy. Okay. So what
you want to do is put it in the dryer,
turn on the dryer, and then in twenty seconds, pick
it back up so we can hear it.

Speaker 13 (30:05):
We talk to you, okay, like right now, you want
to see that right now?

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Okay? Okay, held it up?

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Do you think that's it?

Speaker 16 (30:35):
There?

Speaker 1 (30:36):
It sounds like an LG. She must have hers on
a gentle cycle. That's pretty good, Ja, that's pretty good.

Speaker 17 (30:58):
General.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
She's been training for a long time. That was good.
You can see Jennifer hold on the line. Let's go
to our third and final contestant. Yes, Olivia, what country
are you representing? Glendale? The country that is perfect. Okay,
So Olivia, we need good. We need you to put

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your cell phone in the dryer and then turn on
the drive. But put something there with it. What are
you putting in there with the cell phone? I have
thought socks? Do you remember to put your laund well,
the key to win this game is the loudest noise
with the cell phone wins the tickets to Lego Land
by loudest noise. Maybe a bag of hammers would work

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better than socks to make the noise.

Speaker 12 (31:42):
Or something cool, get a new dryer.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Listen.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Olivia has chosen set, and she has been training for
this for entire life. As a child, Olivia said, I
am going to win the John gay and Ridge cell
Phone Olympics.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Let's let her do her thing, all right, put someone
an aggressive setting anyway, let's Olivia.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
You're ready to go ahead?

Speaker 7 (32:05):
M pretty tunes. I don't have a tune on my dryer.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
It makes no noise.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Mind surprisingly a lot louder than I thought.

Speaker 7 (32:26):
Louder than.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah, yeah, okay, she was doing Yeah, I guess on
my phone? Are you just talking into the dryer?

Speaker 18 (32:36):
Now?

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Well, now you have Now you have the world's largest
cell phones. All right, okay, okay, hold on, Olivia. Okay, Judges,
you got Gabrielle. She was the what she put in
the helm? You Jennifer had the socks. No, Jennifer had
dog toy. Olivia had the socks.

Speaker 9 (33:00):
This vote, Peyton, I think I think the baby comb
takes number one for me.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Kyle, same, it actually hurt my ears.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Rich, Yeah, number one, Gabrielle, Gabrielle. Okay, well there you go.
That's the winner. Then you guys, great game, great game.
Congratulations Gabrielle. You are going to Lego Land.

Speaker 7 (33:18):
Gabriel Fuck.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
And that is the twenty twenty four John Jaye Rich
cell Phone Olympics. Kiara, thanks for.

Speaker 13 (33:28):
Holding Hey, thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (33:32):
So I'm a mama. I have a one girl and
one boy. They're fifteen now. I actually had them when
I was quite young. He's seventeen, so they're twins. I'm
thirty two now and we've been through everything together. I'm
not with my partner never have been so like we've
been co parenting, but like you know, it's basically me

(33:54):
just being a single mom. So yeah, here we are.
I'm thirty two, and as you can imagine, I'm like,
I'm ready. I'm ready to get back out there in dates,
you know. And the kids have their own lives, their
own friends and sports and arts and all that. So
I have been out there dating. And I recently met

(34:15):
this guy when I was on a business trip and
he's awesome, and so like we've been talking about meeting
up again, and I'm gonna fly out to We're like
going to meet up. He's flying out. He lives in Florida.
I'm in California, so you know, we're going to meet up.
And I told the kids finally because they're going to

(34:36):
be staying with their dad this weekend, and you guys,
they freaked out. I was not expecting this. They were like, no,
who is this guy? He sounds like a stranger. You
can't do that.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
It's not safe.

Speaker 12 (34:48):
And I'm just like, I'm a grown woman, Like I'm
thirty two years old. I've done I've done my time.
Listen to me, you know, I'm just like I'm it's
time and it's you know. I tried to explain to them,
I'm like, I listen, I put dating on hold for
a long time. I'm not resentful. I love you guys,
but I am You gotta trust me, I am safe.

(35:11):
If I was able to like raise you guys, keep
you out of harm's way, like, please trust that I
can do the same for myself.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Who's more resistant to you dating? Your son or your daughter?

Speaker 12 (35:22):
Finally, and ask my daughter, Like, my son definitely is
just as is resistant, but my daughter seems to like
feel like I'm twisting the knife in her or something.
Oh no, it seems to be more energy, you know,
coming from her. That may not just be about my safety.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (35:36):
And it's not because like they want you to be
with their dad, right, are there not?

Speaker 12 (35:40):
No, No, it's definitely not that. But I think they're
just I think it's just change. And you know, like
the three of us did everything together.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Well that's what it is. Well why'd you have to
tell them? Why do you have to tell them you're
gonna go see this guy? Why why couldn't you say
because they're early fifteen, so like why not like for me.
My mom and dad's pulled up when I was a
certain age. I mean they got back together, but they
split up. It was like terrible, And when my mom
this guy started calling the house talk to call for
my mom. I would answer the phone. I would hang
up on them. And nobody wants to know, Like, your

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kids are probably having visions of their mom just getting
torn up by this time. Seriously, they're fifteen, maybe they're
going through puberty. They're going through puberty, and they're thinking
of her mom and in all these different positions.

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Oh my god, one another thing about her actual safety,
like literally getting torn up by a serial killer.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Okay, but there's that, but I mean they're there are
probably other thoughts going through her mind too, and that's
probably sad too. Does dad have a girlfriend?

Speaker 12 (36:35):
Uh, he does, he's he's been he's been with her
for years. And yeah, they weren't like I guess they
weren't as weird about it when they started dating.

Speaker 7 (36:44):
I don't know, it's kind of annoying. You're like, why
do I not get it.

Speaker 16 (36:48):
Right?

Speaker 9 (36:48):
And it's like you are so young, Like thirty two
is like those I mean, I'm ready to get into
my thirties. Because I hear those are the best times
of your life, so I'm all for it, but like,
maybe just share their share your location with them online
find my friends, and maybe they'll feel better because they
can keep tabs on you.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Also, are you staying with the guy when you meet
up with them or do you have separate places? Because
that could be that could help your kids like it,
and probably me, that would help me feel better about
it for you, Like you know what I mean, because
you really you've only really met him in person one time, right,
I'm sure you guys have had plenty of conversations enough
to want to go see each other, but also you

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still don't really know it, you know what.

Speaker 12 (37:25):
I actually appreciate you saying that, because there's something Yeah,
like we were I was gonna have him over and
maybe it's just me more fun and you're right like
a little less intimate with like letting him into my home.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
And oh yeah too soon, too soon?

Speaker 5 (37:39):
Yeah, I mean, but your kids are gonna be like that.
I know my my daughter specifically was not into me
going out on any dates. In fact, I still don't
think she's okay with it, and I'm already married. No,
I mean it takes a long time for them to
get used to whatever you set up is their normal.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
They like that. They don't want any change, so that's
probably what it is.

Speaker 12 (37:59):
More than anything, I appreciate that. It's really helpful to
talk it through with you guys. That's some good ideas.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah, all right, well glad we helped you out. Good luck,
and thanks for calling in.

Speaker 7 (38:09):
You have to check back with us so we know you, like,
didn't get killed her.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
With you guys too. FaceTime your kids after you're done
doing it in bed under the sheets. Everything's fine. Glenn
was a great lover, all right, caar God bless right.
Thank you, John Jay and rich So Kyle had a spatter,

(38:40):
yeah with her.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Husband, a tiff a spatter, little issue, Yeah, what happened.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
I reached a new phase in momhood and I haven't
had this yet. And I'm surprised I haven't had this
yet because my kids are nine and six. But my
son is doing flag football and my daughter just starting soccer,
and last Saturday.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
They had games at the same time, and it's like, what.

Speaker 16 (39:04):
Do I do.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
It's like I have to pick a favorite kid, you know,
Like how do you divide and conquer Meanwhile, I'm a
little At the moment where I discover this, I'm already
a little stressed out because I'm trying to get my
house ready because my dad's coming to stay with me, right,
so keep that in mind. I'm already a little frustrated,
and I'm like, oh man, this is a big scheduling issue.
And so I'm like, well, no worries. I have a husband, right,

(39:28):
we'll figure this out together. So I'm like, we have
a real problem because Eastan's got a game at eleven.
ADDIE's game starts at eleven fifteen. Can't be in two
places at once.

Speaker 7 (39:37):
What are we going to do?

Speaker 3 (39:38):
And he goes, well, I'm actually golfing with my dad
on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
And I was like cool, and that was that. And
I'm like, okay, so you see, I know you're rock.
Everything that happened. He said that, and.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Everything, like in my blood says keep your cool. But
I'm already stressed out at the moment, and so my
blood just starts to boil.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Like I'm like okay, And so that's conversation over text.
And I get home that day. It was last Thursday, and.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
My dad's coming the next day, so I got to
get all the stuff clean up, I got to change the.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Sheets, blah blah.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
So I'm frantically going around the house trying to get
everything tidied up before I got to go pick up
the kids from school. Meanwhile, now I have to figure
out how I can.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Be two places at once, if I can carpet with someone,
who and then who.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
Do I who do I pick?

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Like, that's just extremely insane to me. Meanwhile, cool, you're
going golfing.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
So he walks in and I'm all like, I'm I'm heated.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
I'm heated, right, And he's like just starts to try
to help doing things, and I'm not talking to him
because I'm really irritated.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
And he was at one point goes, are you like
really mad at me right now?

Speaker 4 (41:00):
And I was like, I don't know if I'm mad
or just really irritated or annoyed at how clueless you are,
Like what, You're going golfing on a day where we
got a lot of stuff happening with the kids.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
And I just go off on him like I am
in full Kyle Anger mode.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Oh Jesus, I haven't seen that in a while now,
The Lord Jesus, we haven't seen that in a while,
but we have seen it. I don't think we've seen
this in two thousand and nine. Honestly. That's how a lot.
That's why I could tell you.

Speaker 17 (41:30):
What I was like.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
And then it's like you're going golfing and you're.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Like figure it out, and so I'm stuck doing this
so you can do something fun for yourself. It's not
me like, oh, I'm going so I'll figure it out,
no problem. It's like it's just lands on the mom
and I'm.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Like, just get out of here. I gotta get this
stuff done.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
I just don't want to like just I'll figure it out,
I'll get over it. Just go like I just am
gonna get more frustrated with you the more I look
at you. So heaves and I'm like even more fuming.
So I'm like putting the sheets on angrily, and then
I'm like sweating, start to take off my sweatshirt all angrily,

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and I'm.

Speaker 7 (42:15):
Like I'm like forget it. You know what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
I'm just gonna call my brother.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
My sister in law and see if they can bring
Easton home, and then I will find a way to
leave the game early and take Addie and.

Speaker 7 (42:24):
It'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
And so I text, I text my sister in law
and I'm like, hey, do you have plans after the game?
Can Easton come home with you? And then I'll pick
him up right after ADDIE's game. I don't want to
be a pain, but can. She's like, no problem, we
can totally do that. And I'm like, okay, great. And
I'm still kind of like sad about having to leave
Eastern's game to go to ADDIE's game because I don't

(42:46):
want him to.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Feel like, oh, mom's leaving me, right, that's sad.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
So but I figured it out and I text, I
text God, I'm like, don't worry. I solved the problem, right,
and me go about And so Saturday rolls around.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
It's game day, right, and we figure out it's fine, Like,
you know.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
My dad's in town now, so he's gonna stay with
the kids. He didn't have a car, that's why he
couldn't take Easton. If youre running, oh just want your
dad do it? No, So, so game day rolls around, right,
and ADDIE's not feeling well. In the morning she throws
up and so it's like it wasn't like stomach flew sick. Right,
it was like she ate way too much candy and
she was throwing up red vines.

Speaker 6 (43:24):
HM.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
So she's sick and she's not going to go to
her game. So the whole day, it's like the whole.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Thing that I was worried about didn't end up happening
because she didn't end up going to her game anyways.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
She stayed with us.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
It was fine, and I was like, hey, sorry, I
got so frustrated about that.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
So he still got to go golfing. Golfing, Oh, well,
you have your anger is one hundred percent valid.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
I know, I know, But then it was like, afterwards,
I felt like I wasted so much energy because it's
like I didn't have to do any of it anyway.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
He's in the back room feeding Addy a bunch of candy.

Speaker 17 (43:59):
Man.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Was a really good weekend.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Totally relatable, by the way, I think. I can't tell
you how many different levels of people listening right now
probably can relate to that, especially if you have more
wee kids. But don't worry, I'll handle it. That's big.
It's John Ja You got okay, Molly, Molly, Molly.

Speaker 13 (44:31):
Hey, okay, So I'm getting married to Mark and uh,
like a little bit ago, called like six months ago,
I get a FaceTime from my sister.

Speaker 12 (44:43):
In law and I'm like, oh, I wonder what she
stays timing about.

Speaker 15 (44:47):
And then when I pick up, it's her daughter who's nine,
and she's just like, hey, Mollie, can I be at
a flower girl in your wedding? And like what do
you do when a kid is asking you that? So
I was just like, yeah, sure, I mean there would
be nobody else, but like, I'm having an untraditional wedding
and I don't even have bridesmaids, and so I was

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just like, oh, I'll just deal with this later. But
I was like mad, and so I told my fiance
and then he was mad, and we just honestly have
it discussed it further, So I don't. I've just been
kind of like ignoring it and hoping she'd just forgets.
But I need to tell her eventually.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
But I don't know how untraditional wedding I've never is
that a word? Non traditional wedding? I don't know. I'm
not a wordsmith, but that would make sense to me.
But did you tell your sister and then she could
she could handle? She's obviously going your wedding.

Speaker 11 (45:39):
Right, Well, it's like the wife of my fiance's brother.
I well, I'm just she kept bringing it up, so
like she brought I saw them.

Speaker 15 (45:50):
Again and she had her ask again. So she just
keeps like pushing the narrative because she's just one of
those types that I think she wants it to happen.
So she just keeps pushing this girl on me.

Speaker 19 (46:04):
But I don't It's not gonna happen.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
So but I don't know what to say.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Okay, So Molly, I think everybody around the room here
might give you a different opinion, where all different people.
For me, the most logical thing for me would be
I would think you talked to your fiance and you
call off the wedding.

Speaker 14 (46:21):
That is.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
A little different. She wants to be in it, We
don't want her in it. Let's just not get married.
That's what you should do. Rich your I mean Rich
got married most recently on the show. And I mean
he said no to his kids even they're not in
his wedding. That's sure.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
They're like, Daddy, can we please do something your wedding.
I'm like, why would I want that?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
I want you there.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
He's got this on a time crunch, and she did.
By the way I have it on a time crunch, Well,
we didn't have a flower girl. But I would say,
since you already said yes, she got to say you
got to make her part of the wedding. Because you
can't uninvite your niece to be part of the wedding
wet to rehearsal.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Maybe you have her.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
I don't said can I be a flower girl in
your wedding? And you said yes. So I think now
that's on you that you said yes, that you have
to have her do something in your wedding.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
What's the reasoning, Like just out of curiosity, why did
you guys choose to have the non traditional where nobody's walking.

Speaker 15 (47:11):
I just don't like ranking friends.

Speaker 7 (47:14):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (47:15):
I'm I'm twenty four, like begging my boyfriend to get married.
He's not down for it quite yet, but I feel
like it's your day. I don't feel like you should
just because you say something in the heat of a
moment six months ago, that you should have to, you.

Speaker 7 (47:28):
Know, do that just because you said it.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
I don't feel so having your niece in the wedding
or telling her I'm sorry we changed plates I mean she's.

Speaker 9 (47:37):
Nine, though, I feel like at nine, like she might
be able to like comprehend like, hey, we're actually not
going to have everyone do this. It's a parents Okay, Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. So is it your niece, like,
is it your brother daughter or is it your fiances?
So yeah, he's he's got to handle that. He's got
to talk to his brother, and brother's got to talk

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to wifey and the daughter.

Speaker 7 (48:01):
I think is what should go down?

Speaker 12 (48:03):
Yeah I do too.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
I don't have to do it.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
She's nine. You set her down, you go look, I'm
so sorry, but uh, people get divorced because of you.
You know, your parents fix this.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
I kind of like, I totally get it. It's your wedding.
You want to do it how you want to do it,
and you should be able to.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
But it's like you already said yes to her, so
it's kind of like it's kind of messed up, like
you're crush this little girl's dreams and hopes.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
But I know it's your wedding.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
You're allowed to be selfish that day, which is totally fine.
But I'm just wondering if maybe there's a different way
to get her involved. Somehow and to say, hey, we
don't really have.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
Anyone walking, but would you like to walk around with
our guest book and have people sign it.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
She feels really important and special, But then you don't
have to change the structure of your wedding.

Speaker 15 (48:51):
Even that feels so dumb to stoop down to that,
because I literally see this girl one day a year,
and then I've got people who are in my life.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
But she's about to be part of your married family.
Like you probably don't really see her.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Now, I say, dumper, forget it. No, you said, yes,
here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
If you don't care, then just say sorry, it's not happening.
But it seems like you care a little bit, which
is why you asked us.

Speaker 15 (49:17):
I don't want to like call the rift in the family,
but I really don't want you to be mean.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
And Molly, yes, no kids, just do the whole No
kids at the wedding.

Speaker 9 (49:27):
Do we have kids?

Speaker 18 (49:28):
Mean?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Aunt Molly's house for Thanksgiving? Ah, Mollie, good luck, let
us know, good luck, Congratulations with the wedding. That's a
tough situation to be in. Godspeed's John, Jay and Rich.
If you have advice for a call us eight seven
seven nine three, seven four seven.

Speaker 8 (49:43):
Getting drunk over the weekend, or just want to talk
to us.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Call your John Jay and Rich Trunk dial line at
six oh two eight eight eight, nineteen thirty three. Marina,
Good morning, what's up?

Speaker 19 (49:53):
Hey, how's it going?

Speaker 12 (49:55):
Guys?

Speaker 19 (49:56):
I just had to call. I had to call, and
I just realized how much your show has affected my life.
And I had to call and thank you guys about
when COVID happened. You guys asked over the air, whose
job or career has been affected by COVID please call?
So I called because my position was eliminated because of COVID.

Speaker 10 (50:19):
So I'm like, what am I going to do?

Speaker 19 (50:20):
My side hustle was shave By, So I opened a
shave By food truck.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
So I called you guys.

Speaker 19 (50:26):
We talked about it over the air. I told you guys,
what my slogan was. I think Rick Stuidy hated it.
So the next day I changed it, and some of
your listeners actually came to my food truck and I
was like, oh my gosh, this is amazing how much
you affected my life. Fast forward four years later, I'm
still doing it. We're opening our first brick and mortar.
Oh wow, Peyton me changed my life.

Speaker 12 (50:48):
She did not know yet.

Speaker 19 (50:51):
Okay, equipping a restaurant with professional, great equipment is so expensive.
I have a modest shot planned out with my modest
little budget, and then Peyton, thanks to you, I was
able to get everything I really wanted.

Speaker 7 (51:05):
Because you use the auction site.

Speaker 15 (51:07):
Yeah, yeah, I love that for you.

Speaker 19 (51:13):
The first day you talked about it, You're like, I can't,
I can't give them up the website out.

Speaker 6 (51:16):
I can't do it.

Speaker 19 (51:17):
But it's a great place, and you know, it's amazing,
and you and Kyle were talking about it. The next
day you talked about it again and you gave out
the website and I was like, oh, check it out.
And when I was starting to opening, you know, get
my shop together, I'm like, I'm going to see if
they have any restaurant great equipment, and oh my gosh,
they did, and I got stuff for like six dollars,
twelve dollars, four dollars. I'm like, Peyton, freaking you changed

(51:41):
my life, my lightlihood, you changed my business, You changed
You have no idea how much you guys affect people's lives,
and you have changed. Oh gosh, I'm getting the most.
You guys have changed my life and I just have
to Collin, thank you guys. You don't know what you
guys do to us listeners, and just thank you so

(52:04):
much for all you do and just for sharing your experiences.

Speaker 6 (52:08):
You think all of you guys. You guys are amazing.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Thank you, Marina, Thank you for listening the kind words.

Speaker 12 (52:14):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 6 (52:15):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 19 (52:16):
Thank you again. Thanks all of you guys.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Not bless you, guys, goh, bless you. Thank you so
much for listening so kind. Somebody ranked BuzzFeed ranked the
worst songs of the nineteen nineties The worst songs of
the nineteen nineties. What I think is the worst song?

Speaker 7 (52:31):
In your opinion?

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Seeing the list, do you think they're so bad? They're good?

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Like one of those.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
I disagree with some of the like the top twenty.
Like number twenty is Sugarrat Every Morning, Every Morning ever
manicin snuck Uh. Number eighteen is I Don't want to
Wait by Paula Cole. I don't want to wait.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
That.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Number seventeen is Barbie Girl, how Dare They? Number fourteen
is a long song by Cisco. Number fourteen is infarmer
in Farmer. Number eleven I disagree with is a great
song Elven LaVita Loca Ricky Martin. That's a great song too.
Number ten is You're Still the One by Shania Twain.
Number nine, I would say this is a bad song.

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I'm too Sexy by Right, said Fred. Number eight is
mop Number seven is Makareena. Number five of the worst
songs in the nineteen nineties is who Let the Dogs Out?

Speaker 14 (53:20):
See?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
I feel like all those are They're like so bad
they're good.

Speaker 16 (53:22):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Number four is Achy Breaky Heart, Okay, I'll give you
that by Billy Ray Cyrus. Number three is by Crash
Test Dummies I mean. Number two is Mambo. Number five
by Lou Bega, And the number one worst song of
the nineteen nineties is a song I don't think I've heard.
I know the original rock O Biscuit.

Speaker 7 (53:53):
I'm scared of this.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Kyle knows it.

Speaker 7 (53:58):
Oh my gosh, Kyle.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
I must ask the question everyone on everyone's mind. What
the duck is going on with? Kyle?

Speaker 14 (54:04):
Tell me the duck story.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Bump Bump bum.

Speaker 14 (54:08):
A duck walked up to an NNA stand and he
said to the man run in the sand, Hey, bump
bump bump, got any grapes?

Speaker 1 (54:17):
All right? So if you were on Instagram over the weekend,
there was a story that Kyle posted and it was
a fascinating story to where to the point where I
was like, no, no, they didn't, No, they didn't. So
I was like, I can't wait to hear this story.

Speaker 18 (54:30):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
So I'm walking out picking my kids up from school
and their school is right next to a frontage road,
right next to the freeway. The frontage roads is always
incredibly busy, and as we're walking out, we hear oh,
Hong kok and everyone's honking, and we're like, what is
going on? So we don't get in the car, obviously,
we have to see what's going on. Come to find out,

(54:52):
these nice people had literally stopped traffic it's basically rush
hour at this point to let this mom and her
little seven baby ducks cross the street.

Speaker 7 (55:02):
They're like, oh my gosh, this is so touching.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
This is one of those moments where you see, like,
you know, good people are still out there.

Speaker 7 (55:08):
They care.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Meanwhile, the ducks once they cross the road, the cars
keep going and we're like, but now they're just next
to the.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Road, and they start like kind of walking towards.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
It, and so me and this other mom we we
get eye contact and we're like, what do we do?
We have to help these ducks, right, So we think
if we can guide the ducks away from the busy road,
maybe we can help them.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
So I start kind of like walking towards the ducks.
I'm like, it's okay, you guys just need to scooch
this way, are you a U?

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Me the kids and the kids are like they're a
little extremely worried at this point, like what are we doing?

Speaker 7 (55:41):
What are we doing?

Speaker 4 (55:42):
So we guide the baby ducks back towards school. Somehow
we get them into this like nice little corner, and
the mama is like covering all her babies and I'm
like this is so cute, but like there are busy
roads all around.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
We can't just leave them here, right because they'll die.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
So we figure out that if we go and get
like a box, that maybe we can pick mama and
baby up. And there's a neighborhood right across the freeway
and we could take them in our cars and free
them into this wonderful neighborhood with lakes. Right, We're gonna
do this good deed today we're saving the ducks.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
When I watched the video and I see you have boxes,
I'm like, what is she doing everywhere? Protective? So at
this point it's me.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
And three other moms and all of our kids, so
there is it's it's not a calm environment at all.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
All the kids are like.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Screaming like, oh my gosh, the ducks. My daughter Addie
is like in tears because she's worried about them.

Speaker 7 (56:46):
She's like, mom, mess is a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
And I'm like, Pattie, we have to save these ducks.
So we get the box and we're like.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
If we get mama in first, then we'll get the babies, right,
Except the kids are really freaking out, and Mama freaks
out and fight her flight kicks in and she flies.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Away, and we're like, what mama left her babies?

Speaker 4 (57:09):
And then now the parents are freaking out and all
the kids are freaking out, and she just flies away
and we're like, oh my gosh, get the babies.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
We have to save the babies.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
So we scooped the babies.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Up into the box, right, and we start walking around.
We're like, I don't like mom just left her babies.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
What do we do.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
We have to at least save the babies.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
So we're like contemplating, do we just take the babies
over to the pond area and then but what if
Mama comes back?

Speaker 3 (57:33):
And just then Mama and Daddy Duck fly over and
you could tell they are pissed.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Yeah, they're like cock and we're.

Speaker 7 (57:41):
Like, oh my gosh, we have to put the babies down.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
So we take the box of babies and we're like, okay, okay,
we're just gonna put the babies right over here.

Speaker 7 (57:51):
They're gonna be your babies. We're not gonna mess with
you anymore.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
So we put the babies down and the babies starts scattering.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
They go underneath the fence into the school. One goes
one way, one goes another. We're like, this is this
is a ducky disaster at this point.

Speaker 4 (58:05):
So we finally wrangle the baby ducks into one area
right and we slowly walk away, And at this moment,
Mama Duck is literally glaring.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
At us from the building next door. Yes, so we're
like it's cool, we're just gonna walk away. We're not
a threat, we're just trying to help.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
So we start backing up right and my daughter. Like
Addie was just beside herself. I was like, it's okay,
Mom's gonna come back for her babies.

Speaker 7 (58:31):
It's gonna be fine.

Speaker 4 (58:32):
And just then we're probably about maybe eighty feet away
from the baby ducks.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
Mom comes down, she swoops, she's with her babies. We're
all like, we're all tearing.

Speaker 7 (58:42):
Up because like she has.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
Meanwhile, if we didn't just mess with them.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
In the first place, Mama still would have never been
with our baby.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
You'd be a horrible National Geographic photographer.

Speaker 7 (58:54):
Because absolute chaos.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Absolute that's the opposite of a rescue.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
We traumatize the duck's more than like anything.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
We definitely did not help, and Addie goes, I told
you that was.

Speaker 7 (59:05):
A bad idea.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
But aren't we happy that they have been reunited? I know,
I know we would have gotten ourselves in a real
mess there. But the duck's okay.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
You just need grapes.

Speaker 14 (59:17):
My dog walked up to an m and he said
to the then run in the stand, Hey.

Speaker 7 (59:25):
Got any grapes.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
We want you to be part of the show.

Speaker 21 (59:31):
Call us eight seven seven, nine three seven one o
four seven get on the air with John Jay and Rich.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
You get to pick your ticket, pick your prizes, hy Amanda, Yes, Amanda, Amanda, Yes,
we're talking at the same time. Okay, so what let's
let's talk about your price. First. You get Seam Paul
Animal or Glass Animals. Yeah that's why. Oh I thought

(01:00:00):
it's been making training all week. We got rid of
all those everyone everyone picked those. Oh so it's you
get to pick your prize between show and Pollard Glass Animals. Sorry,
it's like a magic trick. But I'm only you pick
a card, but pick this one. Okay, all right, what
are we playing, guys? We're playing Noise Machine to Today.

(01:00:22):
Sounds funyay cool.

Speaker 21 (01:00:24):
This is all about playing of the apes franchises with
more than four films. Oh wow, I'm going to play
a noise from said film. You guess what that noise
is from?

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Okay? Yeah, all right, We're gonna start with John Jay Snakes.
Why did it have to be Snakes? That is Indiana Jones,
the Raiders Lost Sark franchise. Craz Oh, that is actually
from Raiders Lost Ark, the Indiana Jones franchise. Thank you.

Speaker 21 (01:00:52):
Yeah, well, you know what, I would accept it either way,
thank you. So John Jay's officially on the board. One point, Rich,
toy toy story, toy story.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
I thought it was from the Castaway franchise. No toy story,
you silly, Sally, the Philadelphia franchise. It's much darker. I
bet Philadelphia too would have been really sad.

Speaker 7 (01:01:18):
Peyton, I'm already rolling my eyes. And one time at
band camp and one time American.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Pie, American Pie.

Speaker 21 (01:01:28):
One officially, why do you think I'm trying to That
was intentionally an easy one.

Speaker 17 (01:01:34):
I don't believe it's one of the most quota movies
of all time. Yeah, okay, anyway, Kyle, that was really scary.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Oh that's donkey. So it's the Shrek franchise.

Speaker 21 (01:01:51):
Yeah, everybody on the board with one point, Amanda, the
pressure is on. Job my goodness, we're gonna We're gonna
raise the stakes for round two. Guys, each question is
worth dose points, John.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Jay I the Star Wars saga.

Speaker 21 (01:02:18):
Ah, yes, we would have taken a Skywalker saga. Okay, okay,
make sure we're clear here.

Speaker 14 (01:02:24):
Rick, you're telling me your name, I'll tell you mine.

Speaker 12 (01:02:28):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
Scream scream.

Speaker 21 (01:02:33):
Sounds like what I'm doing right now. Rich two points
in that round as well.

Speaker 18 (01:02:38):
How about we go to Peyton, that is a SpongeBob franchise.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Do you need to hear it again?

Speaker 21 (01:02:52):
I think we're probably here, dumb and dumber. I'm sorry, franchise,
no man, no, so sorry, guys Peyton that we were
looking for police aca.

Speaker 18 (01:03:12):
This pen.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
I'm not to throw it in the middle of your
fore how many were there? Can't believe seven?

Speaker 21 (01:03:20):
It's totally unnecessary that Okay, well, I'm sorry, Peyton. Actually
you're gonna get negative points. We're not even guessing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Kyle is correct. So but Amanda can get this right.
She's gonna win the game.

Speaker 12 (01:03:44):
Let me guess Planet of.

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
You're gonna see glass animals. Amanda, thanks for listening.

Speaker 12 (01:03:55):
Thank you, guys, Peyton, congratulations two years on the show,
two ears on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
In fact, you know, can you play that ape clip again?
I heard something else? Ape Poe a home. He's like
yelling at this ape, like because he came home, this
ape comes home his wife sleeping with somebody else. APO

(01:04:25):
can't right, I am? She said, you're always at work
all the time. You're never hold the movie. Wow a pole,
that's that's the movie number seven from play. That's just
in a suburban neighborhood Neighborhood Hills, the lobby of the
Global Ambassador. It's a show now, it's John Jay and

(01:04:48):
Rich