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November 11, 2024 16 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Andrea, I understand you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
So, so, my grandma recently died, which was, you know,
a huge good to all of us. All the family
came into the funeral and it was a really beautiful
Catholic service, a nice way to send Grandma off. And
then afterwards we had kind of like want those luncheons
or whatever at someone's house.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
After the funeral.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
H there was alcohol involved, and I have this one
aunt who always tends to drink just a little bit
too much, and my uncle's best friend was there, and
she decided to confess to my uncle's best friend at
this after party for the funeral that she was in
love with him.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Was her husband there, Yeah, yep, he was.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
He was there. He didn't see it happen, but my
uncle's best friend immediately, you know, they were My aunt
and my uncle's best friend were sitting on the couch
chatting and she was pretty drunk, I guess, and she
confessed that she was in love with him, and from
what he said, he was speechless. He immediately got up

(01:14):
and went over to my uncle and told him about
the situation.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
I don't know if that's a good best friend or not.
Are you're saying, your wife just hit on me.

Speaker 7 (01:23):
I mean, not just hit on you told you that
she was in love with you.

Speaker 8 (01:27):
That's a dagger, man.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Well, but I would think I would process it a
little bit before walking over at the funeral and saying, Hey,
your wife says she's in love with me.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
Anyway, can you cheese and crackers over here?

Speaker 7 (01:38):
My goodness?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
So okay, I'm a little confused.

Speaker 9 (01:41):
So your aunt her husband, and your uncle is like,
that's your grandma, Like that's his mother. His mother just died,
and his best friend comes up to him at the
funeral and he's like, your wife just told me you're
in love with me.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yep, what did your uncle do?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I mean, my uncle she has had kind of a
history of infidelity type thing, or suspected infidelity, but they're
they're in a kind of a toxic marriage, so he
doesn't want to leave, so he wasn't really surprised. I mean,
obviously it was just like another blow after his mother
just died, so.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
He god, that's all.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
This guy's has been his best friends since they were kids,
so I think they have like a special understanding. I
don't think he was necessarily surprised.

Speaker 10 (02:29):
If you're a friend, you gotta be really careful about
that delivery because.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
It happens all the times.

Speaker 9 (02:33):
Like now your wife's telling me she's in love with her,
and like yesterday it was Fred, today it's me.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
So that's kind of weird.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
And then he's like, oh, there we go again.

Speaker 7 (02:45):
And my thing, though, is like I don't understand in
my head how you can say she does is in
love with this man. How can you like crush or
think that your husband's friends are cute. All of my
boysfriend's friends are not cute you.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Because they're not cute, Like, well, but my wife has
like one hot friend.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Okay, I know who you're talking about. I just feel
like it's weird.

Speaker 7 (03:07):
To think your partner's friends are attractive. I'm like, yeah,
gives me the eck.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
But it happens all the time. It does happen a lot.
So let me ask you this.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
When this went down at the funeral, was it one
of those things where it was a huge uproar and
everybody was in on it, or was it like all
that hush hushed, Oh my god, So and so told
some and so that he's good looking like was everybody
the funeral?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Oh my god, No, it wasn't a big uproar. It
was definitely more like hush hush gossip.

Speaker 10 (03:32):
Gossip at least makes a lunch and interesting for you
guys for the rest of the family, because really there's nothing.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Going on at those things.

Speaker 10 (03:39):
I've been just so many of those, especially everybody dies
around rich Gotholic.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
The Catholic gu girls are long.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Anyway, you should have went up to your uncle's best
friend and go, no, I'm in love with him and
start making out with them for that.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, my blood related uncle, I mean, why.

Speaker 8 (03:55):
Not uncle's best friend.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
Your uncle uncle's best friend equally is creepy though.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Anyway, well that's an interesting jourtle secret, so we have
to think about. Yeah, feudals are fun, I don't think.
Thanks for calling, Andrea.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Thank you, good morning.

Speaker 11 (04:15):
Hello.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
Is this Travis, Yes, it is. What was your story?

Speaker 5 (04:19):
So?

Speaker 11 (04:19):
I used to work for our fiber optics company, and
I was one of the guys who would install euthonetic cables,
climb up until the ceilings and run cables and things
down to the kiosk and little cubicles, and I would
always be working by myself, never really talking to anybody,
and my boss is like, I'm noticing that you're not
really making friends around here. Is it that you just
don't really feel like you fit in? And I was like, well, yeah,

(04:41):
you know, it's a bunch of engineers and I'm basically
just a manual labor guy. Like all these guys are
really really smart, and I just feel like I don't
necessarily fit in. Because well, we're going to go out
next weekend. I want you to come out with the guys.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
You know.

Speaker 11 (04:51):
I bet you you'd be more in common with them
than you think. So we all go out and meet
at my boss's house and sure enough, he starts bringing
out copious pounds of marijuana and he's like, hey, all
the guys here are on the team. Man, I needed
to get on here on the team. And I'm like, wait,
what what is going on? He's like, yeah, you know,
everyone here is making a little bit of money on
the side and just wondering if you want to be

(05:13):
a part of that. And it's like absolutely not. Oh okay,
I guess this is your last day.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (05:21):
So they're all like just selling weed on the side.

Speaker 11 (05:24):
It was the craziest thing ever, like all of them
they were like sixty seventy eighty years old and all
selling weed.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
What That's a good team building though, Yeah, a lot
of communication there, you know.

Speaker 11 (05:37):
Looking back on it now, you know, I'm part of
a dispensary and I'm like, I wish I still knew
this guy shadow anyway, you know, and that's what I
do nowadays. And you know he knew. It's like he
knew he knew.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
All right, brother, Thank you Travis, thanks for calling in.
Thank you Erica. You have a workplace retreat story, hy, Yes.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
They do so. Previously, I had worked for helped Us
for Microsoft, and the help Us program that we would
use had like this little icon or mascot guy, and
for our team bonding thing that we did at one
of my coworker's houses, we thought it'd be a good
idea to get a pinata made of the icon or

(06:20):
mascot guy since he's always failing us. And my coworker,
who has a piata maid made it super strong because
we're all adults and you know, make it tougher, but
did it a little bit too strong, so as we
were trying to hit it, we ended up breaking sticks
on it. We started using I think a pipe and
a broomstick and actually broke my coworkers broomstick as well,

(06:40):
And it turned out that my co worker ended up
having to box it as if he was in a
street fight and beat the crap out of it until
we finally opened it and we had filled it with shooters.
So we all got our shooters and continued drinking, and
I think by the end of the night one of
my other coworkers had ended up peeing all over the

(07:00):
shed in our course backyard. So you know, it was
a fun time, not too crazy, but I will always
remember the pignata experience of you know, a shooter filled
pannata for work.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
Do you guys all still work together?

Speaker 4 (07:15):
No, we don't. There was some changes, and I mean
post COVID a lot of things changed, but.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
I think some tea building it was a good two builder.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Well we all went to work from home after that,
but our team body experiences were cool. Our boss was there.
He was one of the ones trying to beat the
crap out of the vignata, but wasn't as tough as
my friend who grew up the youngest of a bunch
of brothers and really had to put that punch in there.
Yea experience.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
Thank you Erica, thanks for sharing it. Sorry, thank you
for listening.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah, thank you so much. Also, I wanted to say
my daughter Alix loves your guys, to show she loved
listening to Second Day Updated Guys.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
I think guys have a great day.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Oh, she's awesome. Thank you. Hey, Leon, thanks for holding man.
I understand you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 12 (07:58):
Yeah I do. Actually, I've been lying to my wife
for the past year. So I have this nasty habit
of eating cookies in my bed. And the thing is
she's finding crumbs and not and whatnot. And I'm kind
of putting it on our two year old son, and
she's been really upset lately and then giving him lectures,

(08:19):
reprimanding him. And I'm starting to feel bad because now
it's getting to the point where she know, it's getting
really frustrated. If I reveal that it's been me all along,
it's like what kind of argument I'm gonna expect, you.

Speaker 9 (08:30):
Know, Yeah, but like, what kind of trauma does your
two year old that I have? Your kid's gonna come
back and they're thirty to be like I didn't need
that Okay, I know your dad.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (08:48):
Think you got to come clean. Man.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Just stop beating the cookies and then kid upgrade the
carnes out of bridos. It seems you can't. You'd be like, hey, man,
it's a two year old.

Speaker 9 (09:00):
Did you just eat the cooking somewhere else?

Speaker 12 (09:04):
Well, it's just when it's happening. I'm not really thinking
about it. The beds is so comfortable, you know, temper
pedic mattress.

Speaker 10 (09:10):
Sure sure you're not planning on changing that part of
it at all?

Speaker 12 (09:16):
Oh no, no, no, you gotta.

Speaker 7 (09:17):
Get one of those like little baby bibs or something
to catch all your crumbs.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
The sut plate.

Speaker 10 (09:22):
Man, But if I if I've rolled over in somebody
else's crumbs in the bed, I would be pretty upset.
Oh yeah, that would drive me somebody else's Yeah, but
if it was your wife's.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Living strangers my crumbs.

Speaker 7 (09:39):
Rerech can't even have the open diet coke in the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
No, Like, if there's nothing naster to die cooke in
the bathroom, you.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
Can't think anything nastier than that. I just didn't give
you ten things. I don't go there. How about a
coffee cup of scaps. How about that?

Speaker 10 (09:55):
Is that nast and nobody's clean enough after themselves?

Speaker 6 (10:01):
Leon, Thanks for sharing that dirt dittle secret with this man.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Have a great day.

Speaker 8 (10:05):
I'm ready. Are you guys ready?

Speaker 6 (10:08):
Maddie? Hello?

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (10:10):
All right, So Mattie, you're gonna play for some SeaWorld tickets?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (10:14):
Oh, I hear people in the car. Gosh. Okay, you
guys want to go to Sea World?

Speaker 5 (10:22):
You want to go to Sea World?

Speaker 6 (10:27):
Tell her it's radio. We need to hear it. It's
not TV. Yeah, all right, what are we playing, nick, Guys.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
We're gonna play noise machine today. This is how it works.
I'm gonna play a noise You have to tell me
what it is. Does that make sense?

Speaker 8 (10:46):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (10:46):
So we're playing for SeaWorld tickets. Let's do movies with oceans?

Speaker 4 (10:53):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Okay, so it's a movie that features an ocean.

Speaker 8 (10:59):
Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Can you explain it one more?

Speaker 8 (11:03):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (11:03):
So if you know any movies that have because it's
Sea World, Kyle and you can see the world, I
got it.

Speaker 8 (11:10):
Okay, here's the sea.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
We're gonna start with with John j VNS.

Speaker 6 (11:22):
What is that? She said?

Speaker 10 (11:23):
Arthur?

Speaker 6 (11:25):
Can I hear it again real quick or no?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Sure?

Speaker 8 (11:34):
Titanic, I'm sorry, Titanic is incorrect? Peyton? You do you
think you know it?

Speaker 13 (11:41):
Will?

Speaker 8 (11:42):
No wrong as well? Anybody an idiot? Nobody? Oh we
were looking for Aquaman literally the water Man.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
That was a great movie.

Speaker 8 (11:56):
A sorry, I like it, okay, John Jay? No points
is around?

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Rich? Then save the come on?

Speaker 5 (12:06):
That is free will that is free willing way to
go Rich one point commanding lead?

Speaker 8 (12:14):
Uh, Peyton, So here's the deal.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
This should be pretty easy for you because we talked
about this movie and I told you it's my dad's
favorite movie of all time.

Speaker 8 (12:22):
Probably well, I mean, godspeed, you.

Speaker 12 (12:27):
Know he's like I heard that won't flesh?

Speaker 6 (12:31):
I want the girl? Water Boy?

Speaker 8 (12:34):
Water Boy, Yeah is incorrect. I'm so sorry. Any I
mean everybody else knows, right. How is Adam Sandler? No,
everybody else does? Water World? I remember talking about this.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (12:49):
Isn't that the most expensive movie of all time? Or
it was at some point?

Speaker 8 (12:53):
Yeah, And I'm not kidding. Every time we went to
the video store, my dad would read that movie. I've
seen it like a thousand times.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
I'm the only one.

Speaker 8 (13:01):
Kyle the wa.

Speaker 9 (13:05):
Okay from the Wind and the things and the sea
come fine me. I know those not't the right words,
but that's how it goes.

Speaker 8 (13:14):
It's moan is correct for sh okay.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Thus far Rich on the board at one point, Kyle,
with one point, Maddie, we'll tell her.

Speaker 8 (13:32):
To cut it out because it's your turn.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Giant heavy wapis.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Beach. It's suffering.

Speaker 8 (13:46):
I mean, Titanic gets so close.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
Go ahead, SpongeBob, the SpongeBob movie, sponge out of water there,
So I'm sorry, Maddie.

Speaker 8 (13:56):
No points is round to help her give her my point.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
I stole no because it wasn't the right movie. You
just said SpongeBob. If you don't have the full title,
you don't get it. All right, John Jay, I'm very
excited about this. Excited, various degrees of excitement.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
All this succis and you know this is something to
this creature, this very anatu.

Speaker 8 (14:21):
You love this movie.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
I knew you did. It gets the South Park guys,
and not forget it was it? Can I hear it again?

Speaker 8 (14:29):
And you know this?

Speaker 6 (14:31):
Oh this is doctopus, my favorite octopus.

Speaker 8 (14:35):
Right, you're you're on the right track.

Speaker 6 (14:38):
My love, my octopus love, or something like that.

Speaker 13 (14:40):
It's my octopus teacher. That's such a good I was
very excited. Sorry, John Jay, you didn't get there. Get
didn't get the full title though, Rich.

Speaker 8 (14:51):
I'm sorry. Well then.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Sorry Castaway, cast Away. Pick two points this game and
we'll move on to Peyton.

Speaker 8 (15:04):
You're a thief and the liar.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
I only lined about being a thief. I don't do
that anymore.

Speaker 8 (15:09):
Steal Ocean's eleven, Ocean's eleven. Wow, way to go.

Speaker 5 (15:17):
I still can't win, But that was the trickiest of
all the clues.

Speaker 8 (15:21):
H Kyle Jos is it?

Speaker 6 (15:29):
Are we sure?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
I think so?

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Jaws is correct. Way to go, Kyle. Two points for Kyle,
two points are Rich. Maddie, the game is on the
line right now for you.

Speaker 11 (15:41):
Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming, swimming.

Speaker 8 (15:45):
Swimming, finding Nemo? Is that what I heard the ads? Cory?

Speaker 6 (15:56):
Alright, Maddie, she wins, She wins.

Speaker 8 (15:57):
All right?

Speaker 6 (16:00):
The sea World, congratulations on the SeaWorld. Hi, hold on,
hold on me get your information.
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