Somebody wants to date WHILL?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
John Jay and Rich Hailey. Good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
So you texted us because you wanted to shoot your shot?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Oh gosh, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Yeah, explain what are you looking for?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Well, okay, so I don't know. I just really liked Will,
just his energy and his charisma, and I don't know.
I just thought he was I don't know. So if
he was cute and single and maybe you around my age,
then maybe maybe it would work out.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
You're talking about Quill. That's called our show.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yeah, okay, I thought it was hilarious and every time
we called I was just literally cracking up. But I
was like, oh my gosh, maybe this guy's single.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
And did Quill did.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Have a good sense of human he did?

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Did you hilarious?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Did you DM me too?

Speaker 6 (00:45):
No?

Speaker 7 (00:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Wow, someone else didn't send me pictures?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Really?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
That is so interesting. That is so interesting. Wow did
somebody else the same thing? Sound? So it's not so great.
I want to meet Will and they said they want
to shoot their shot. That is so nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Okay, well, we have him on the line. Why don't
you stay quiet. Let's pick him up real quick and
talk to him real quick. Hey, Quill, Quill, are you there?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Quill?

Speaker 8 (01:12):
Good?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Morning.

Speaker 6 (01:12):
What's up guys?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Hey, are you single?

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Whill?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I am single?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Dude, you'll After talking to you on air, we've had
a couple of women message us that want to meet you.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah. If one of them is on the line right now.
Her name is Haley Haley.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Say hello to Will Will Hailey, I Will Quill, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I just I, uh, all right, expected date in this weekend.
And I was like, if Will is single and he
is looking for a date, he would be the total
typical type of guy. I would like to date somebody, funny, charismatic.
So I just thought I would shoot my shot if
you will.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
If you will, why don't you ask him if he
will meet you for copy?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Will Well?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
First of all, let's talk about age groups. What age
are you, Quill?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I am in the forty plus range. I just had
a forty fourth birthday.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Okay, Haley, how about.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
You, beautiful? I'm thirty two.

Speaker 9 (02:12):
I love it, old kid, This could work.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Do you guys have kids? Either one of you guys?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
No, kid's never been married, engaged previously, but no kids.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh I thought you.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
I was just gonna say engaged and stuff right there.
Wait a minute, Oh, she's real cute.

Speaker 9 (02:32):
We have our own opportunity right here for like a
love is blind situation, Like Quill and Haley just talk
for a little while, like you know what I mean,
like they do behind the wall.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Keep was updated.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
She didn't want a picture.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
She just liked this personality.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
You shall here picture you pull.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
It back up. Haley is too cute, blondie.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, what do you like?

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Quill six foot hispanic.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Look, I'm forty four.

Speaker 8 (03:00):
Look what people tell me thirty five?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
So what do you do? What do you do for living? Quill?

Speaker 5 (03:06):
I do accounting for a nonprofit.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh okay, what about you, Haley? What do you do?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I've been in hospitality for fifteen years and now I'm
in food sales working for Cisco.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Okay, okay, that's should we make a connection?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, set you guys up on a date. You know
what you tell you guys.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I just called you guys a couple of weeks ago
about a miss connection.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh you wanted to meet somebody?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
No?

Speaker 8 (03:28):
I was.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I was like, what happened to your segment about miss connection?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
I like to be somebody like you?

Speaker 6 (03:32):
Right?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
That was when I messaged to Peyton. I was like,
well wanted a misconnection.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
So we'll just say that this is a misconnection.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Yeah, let's set it up.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
Yeah, like can I give each other your numbers and stuff?

Speaker 10 (03:43):
Like?

Speaker 5 (03:43):
How does that work? I don't know how to date anymore.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, both of you guys. Hold on, We're going to
set this up. Okay, So then and then we'll have
to do a secondate update. I have too, Yeah, so
hold on.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Wait, am I going?

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Am I going with Haley?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Or am I going with Jill?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
You're going You're going to hang on me now?

Speaker 11 (03:58):
Right?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Maybe we're getting get with Jill, but hold on.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
At the same time, I'm gonna I'm gonna get it
either way.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
That's okay, So hold on, we'll get both your information,
set us up.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Hould on a second, right, This is exciting, So misconnections,
shoot your shot, John Jay and Rich John Dyane, Rich Santana,
good morning. Thanks for holding what's up?

Speaker 10 (04:34):
Hey, bro, I'm in the weirdest mess right now and
I don't even know how to handle it.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Please help me.

Speaker 10 (04:42):
So last night we all got way too drunk at
my girlfriend's birthday party. I'm talking everyone was out here
doing like TikTok Dancesay, no business attempting that kind of thing. Anyway,
this morning, I wake up with a hangover. It feels
like I got hit by a bus. And while I'm
going through that, I get a text from my girlfriend's
best friend saying we need to talk. And I'm thinking

(05:04):
she just wants to go over to embarrass himselves the
most and all that kind of stuff. But no, she
straight up drops that she's been into me for years,
for years, man. And I'm sitting there trying to remember
where I left my shoes and she's over here hitting
me with this hallmark confession, and I'm I get this
a prank.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
I don't.

Speaker 10 (05:24):
I don't want to hear this. I love my girlfriend
and now I've got this plot twist and turn my
life into a bad rom com.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Okay, now, if you're my friend, here's what I would say. No,
I would know the answer this already, but I'm gonna
ask you since I don't know, is her friend good looking?

Speaker 10 (05:42):
I mean that's irrelevant.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
No, no, no, no, that is a good answer.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
That is a good answer. But what is the answer.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
I'm not into her, that's my answer.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
That's not because I say, if she's totally hot, and
what you do is you hook up with her and
the evening.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
You know what, this is wrong. This is wrong.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I love my girlfriend, not interested in this girl?

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Right, Okay, before he answers Kyle Peyton, should he tell
his girlfriend about the text, say hey before he even
contacts her? Or because we're radio, you know, do we
need to find out ourselves what's going on?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
What if this is a test?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
No, I mean I could the emergency broadcast friend.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Oh that's a that's a hot waiting for him to say,
like what.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Like what if the everyone's drunk?

Speaker 9 (06:25):
Like would oh my gosh, would Santana tell me? If
you professor law, like, let's just do it. I'll just
calm tomorrow morning.

Speaker 4 (06:31):
Like what if it's a yeah, you should tell.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Your girl came to play all the way around. So
why don't we call her ourselves? Santana? Do you want
us do that?

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Are we calling his girlfriend or the best friend?

Speaker 1 (06:42):
The best friend?

Speaker 7 (06:43):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (06:44):
Uh no, I don't.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I mean I think we should.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Do it well because maybe it's something. I mean, you're drunk,
she's drunk, and maybe there's a look between you two.
And finally she thought that's the green light.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
I was saying, Yeah, she's like some girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
First, we're just gonna go ahead to the bottom of
the best friend and see what her intent was in
that text. Did you do the right? What's her name? Santana?

Speaker 2 (07:10):
MICHAELA, Okay, let's call Mikayla and let's see she'll give
us a certain no, we keep him quiet, we keep
We'll just.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
Talk to her first, see see what she tells us.

Speaker 8 (07:27):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Hey, is this Mikayla. Hi. Hi, my name's Peyton.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
I'm with John Jay and Rich and we just wanted
to talk to on the radio and ask you a
couple of questions this morning if.

Speaker 8 (07:37):
You have some time, Uh sure.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
So we were doing our show live taking calls, talking
to people. We got a text from Santana and he's
really confused about the text that he got.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
From you this morning.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
So we told him we would call you and kind
of get your whole intent of what was going on
when you sent that text.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
You know what text I'm talking about.

Speaker 8 (07:59):
Right, Unfortunately I do.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Okay, would you mind telling us what made you send
that text?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
What happened?

Speaker 8 (08:07):
I'm going to blame the entire situation on the evil
genius that is Tequila. I didn't realize that a few
shots could turn me into like some kind of overly
dramatic the Lenoela character. I should have just like stock
to drinking and all the drunk shenanigans. But of course
I had to go full on soap opera and confess

(08:29):
my undying love to him.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
So you really are into him?

Speaker 11 (08:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (08:37):
And I feel really bad because I didn't mean to
like spring all of this on him. He's probably still
trying to figure out what happened last night?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Is what did something happen last night between you two?

Speaker 7 (08:51):
I was just very honest, and there's like a secret
that I've been holding onto for so long, and it's
like I'd been harboring like a tiny emotional gremlin, and
I was just like, you know what, let me just
do it.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
What's the worst that can happen?

Speaker 5 (09:06):
You can lose your best friend. Yeah, that's bad.

Speaker 8 (09:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (09:11):
So I'm just hoping that I didn't add like an
extra layer payoff to's like hangover. I just I honestly
had to get it off my chest before the tequila
evaporated for my system.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Okay, let's tell you this. Satan is listening. Say ten,
and you hear that she wants you to forget about it.

Speaker 10 (09:34):
Hi, I can't forget about it, but I.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Gotta tell I can't.

Speaker 10 (09:41):
Keep the spits because it's gonna be and it's going
to become an issue.

Speaker 8 (09:45):
But I don't if I don't share this.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
I guess that's true because if you don't share it,
then she finds out, well, then you're doomed totally.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Yeah, I mean, drunken mistake, you know, drunken? I mean,
what is it?

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Drunk words are sober thoughts sometimes, you know, it looks
like you probably just lost your best friend, Mikayla, which.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Is a bummer still, like, there's.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
No way you're around back from that. I wouldn't even
bring her name up around my boyfriend anymore.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
At that point, we are not getting invited to anything.

Speaker 9 (10:12):
Guess what the rest of our friend group, they're all
gonna hate you too.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Yeah, how about the little gremlin comment she made?

Speaker 2 (10:17):
That was interesting, an emotional little an emotional little gremlin
just kept.

Speaker 5 (10:21):
The grimlinal asleep.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Sleep on that gremlin.

Speaker 9 (10:28):
Definitely don't feed it after midnight, and which is what
you did, and don't give it tequila, that is for sure.

Speaker 4 (10:33):
So I wonder if Mikayla, do you feel better now,
knowing that as off your chest or should you have
never said anything?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 11 (10:40):
No. I woke up with the worst hangover and now
I just I'm just full of regrets, right.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
Thanks in regrets such a bummer. I'm sorry. I would
just suggest go making some.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
More friends, new friends.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
I'm definitely going to apologize. That's a big one.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah, okay, you guys, good.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Luck Santana with that.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Thank you. You're a good boyfriend though, hell of a boyfriend.
Ah right, yeah, that's.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
A good man right there.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
All right.

Speaker 10 (11:04):
I mean I should have got to tell my girlfriend
first before calling you guys.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Who knows that?

Speaker 5 (11:08):
I mean, I'm sound like, oh yeah, stupid boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
You're a bad boyfriend. Bad boyfriend, bad boyfriend. My friend,
I think he'll be all right. I do to thank
you guys for jumping on the air with us. It's John,
Jay and Rich