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Speaker 1 (00:00):
John Daine Rich.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I didn't get into this show, but I know a
bunch of people that did. The Golden Bachelorette finale was
last night, So I think the dude proposed right, is
that I'm going to tell.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
You that I want him every day. I promised that.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I waited till this moment to tell you that I
loved you and I want to spend.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
The rest of my life into I've been waiting forever
to do this. Who are you marry me?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Crystal Mary? That's the guy who came back. His mom
was sick. You went to go see his mom and
he came back for love.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Also, this is gonna be big in my house. This
is so stupid.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
HBO released the trailer for yacht Rock, a documentary. Now
my wife's all excited because she likes the band, that
band that comes around, and I was like, Blake, the
documentary is not about the band. The band that you
like is a cover band. The documentary is about all
the bands that the cover band covers. She likes the
cover band better than the bands like. The cover band
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is called Yachtlee Crude. She follows them around everywhere. But
this is a little bit of documentary, It rocks, but
it doesn't wrong too hard.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
The singers all seem to be saying, Hey, it's gonna
be okay.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Oh wait, I think I might be him.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's perfect sitting down.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Dancing music, also known as yach rock, Steely Dan, the
Doobie Brocks, Toto, Kenny Longin's, Christopher Crossed, Michael McDonald.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I expected to be totally forgotten by the end of
the age the term yacht rock merged from comedy show.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
All of a sudden, this new genre we made up
started to get embraced by the world. I gotta be
I think I'm gonna be in on that. It sounds correct.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I'm probably gonna watch it, but I just can't see
me being interested more than five minutes.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Right trailer Trailer's amazing A good songs are in there.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
There's a documentary about Martha Stewart's in the Top ten,
and I was watching it, and here are some things
Martha Stewart says that sound dirty.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
They're not dirty.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Okay when you hear this, but when Martha says it.
And now things that Martha Stewart says that sound dirty
but aren't.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
So now, take off your apron five fingered palm.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
There it is.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Look how big that is. It looks real nice. It's
not as hard as you think. Well, here we have it.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
We have more meat than you can possibly imagine.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
These two can be drained until they're glossy and stiff,
shoe inches deep and the inside.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Moist, and now we can do the rest by hand.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yem.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Wow, that was things that Martha Stewart says that sound
dirty but aren't all right?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Rich is here by your holiday party?
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Yeah, so we're having a holiday party that I think
Stacy and I now feel like we weren't really intending
to have. She said, you should talk about this on
your show because I didn't really can. She's like, you're
talking about she said, She's like, how come you haven't
talked about the party that we're having that we don't
have anything to do with. So I think, well, I've
(03:16):
talked about Tamra on our show, who is the home organizer,
and Peyton has used Tarma, and Tarma kind of comes
in your house and she's great. She's awesome, incredible human being,
very funny, but very like she knows what she knows.
She takes over, she takes over and the last few
years we've been to a Christmas party at her place
and she takes over that too, like she'll say, you
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go over and talk to this person you haven't met
them yet, like that kind of take control of the party.
So this year, she's helping Stacy kind of get ready
for some stuff at the house, and she says, you know,
I'm not having a party.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I moved.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I've got too small of a place. So I really
like doing these parties. Why don't you guys pick a
day and outs organize your whole party for you. So
Stacey and I start talking and we're like, well, we've
always wanted to have like a yearly thing, like a
night that is our thing, and so we decided on
Black Friday this year. But then I realized that nothing
I want to do with the party is happening. Because
I thought it would be cool to get one of
(04:07):
those people that brings in a pizza oven and make
custom pizza for people. Delicious shut down. It's a charcuterie board.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
So I say, I'm like, wait, Stacy, are we sure
pizza is pretty awesome?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Elevated one of those cool it's like chacuterie board. Everybody
leaves I'm like, no, people walk in, they say chaguti
board because people like to say chacuarie. It's a fun word.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Decide to eat the cheese on a checruitary.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Well, you're not excised. You're not excited about a chacuterie board.
And she's like, what if we have shrimp I'm like, yeah,
but then the shrimps sitting out all night, But a
pizza guy making pizza just for you, it's gonna be awesome.
I've been shot down on them.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Did you both that.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
I could go ro I could go roage and bring
in my own pizza. Person should do it. I want it?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
And then I want to be there to see that.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I'm like, dare you because, like Stacey is like one
of my favorite to have a drink with the party,
I'm like, I want to be able to have some
pizza with my nice wine. You know.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Well that's what Stacy said. She's like, Peyton's going to
be there, we need a bartender.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yes, you just had a party for Audrey's graduation. That's
not enough. That was like asking people to your house.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
That's a lot. Well, so then I start talking about
the guest list and Stacy and Tamra say, we already
know the people that you want to invite. You don't
need to worry about anything. I'm like, well, what do
you mean, Like we got all the addresses that we need,
we're sending out invites. I'm like, can't I just text
my friends and tell them to come over? And they're
like no, because that's not elevated. A party invitation is elevated.
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So I don't even get to pick the people that
I'm having at my party. So I think it's going
to be Tamra and Stacy's friends at the party at
s with the chacudery board party. So maybe I've got
to do like a like a splinter cell party down
in the alley next to the house, pizza and a bartender.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
He'd be like, tutors down.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I've never been less in charge of anything, any social
event in my house in my whole life. I guess
I'm okay with that. But no, I say no to
securitary boards because no guys really like a chicardier board.
Nobody does. I mean, women probably think it's pretty.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I mean I had a charcuterie board party and it was.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Pretty well yours.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
What's different? Like you were like, bring your own, right.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
We had a taco bell.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
If I see tacos on a security board, I'm all like,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Where the whole sacrudery thing came from. But I mean, like,
to me, it's just on a cutting board. I don't
care where it is. I like the food, you know
what I mean. I put it on the table, put
it on a plate. They make it look nice. But
like I said, every time I was at this thing
at the governor's house.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
And he had he had, uh. The the whole countertop
was whatever you called chakari board, the whole thing. So
I was just grabbing handfuls of cheese. Just I love cheese.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
But you don't go to a party thinking I'm gonna
need some cold salami. It's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, have better food there.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
I'm working.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
In fact, before I went to that party, I was like,
is there food? They were like chicuteri stuff. That's like
saying to me, that's not like a meal. You need
a meal, Yes, you need a meal. All right, I'm
wearing hey, uh real quick. Kyle brought up on TV
the other day that Mike Tyson documentary with Paul Jake Paul,
I'm almost done with it.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
It's so good, it's really really good.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
And it fights tomorrow, and I had it's it's turning
into a big thing in my house because I think
Mike Tyson, if it's real, it's going to kill him.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I know, like kill this guy if it's real.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
The problem is, it's what I was trying to tell
my son Dutch, is that it's show business. It's not
a real boxing sanctioned by the whatever. Right, So, and
Jake Paul is flash and he's he is pushing Mike
Tyson so far that Mike Tyson should the way we
know Mike Tyson kill him before the fight, like somewhere else,
what do.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
You mean.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Documentary Like yesterday he's wearing the gold or diamond crusted
ear protector. So Mike Tyson and this stuff he's calling
Mike Tyson out on and the training. Jake Paul's only
been boxing for four years. Mike Tyson grew up in
the worst conditions ever.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Right, Well, I mean, like he said before, like when
he fights, like he blocks out, he sees red, like
he's like, this is not a game.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
When you see Mike Tyson's like softer side when he's
with his daughter Tennis, that he takes her shopping when
he's with.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
But in the documentary, he takes his daughter shopping and
she talks about how he doesn't brush his teeth.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, and I'm like, like, I wonder if that's for boxing,
Like he breathe all over the guy.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
He's see green coming out of his mouth.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
But like, honestly, like, I think the only way I
could see the Jake Paul winning is if they made
some kind of deal, because several times in the documentary
they talk about, like, if Mike Tyson loses, it's not
gonna do anything to his legacy. He's still going to
be this amazing boxer, but it could legitimize Jake Paul
as a real boxer because he's not getting a whole
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lot of respect in the boxing industry.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Jake Paul's getting like forty million for the fight. Mike
Tyson is getting maybe ten million or something really.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Or something like that.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, But but if it's real, Mike Tyson should kill him?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Should? I mean, it doesn't, He's It's I almost feel
silly watching it.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
But are we scared for Jake Paul right now?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Or unless the fix is in and it seems.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Like that's well, yeah, the only thing is is that
they will get him with the stamina because they've talked about,
you know, like he's a lot older than Jake Paul.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
It doesn't matter though. Man, when you see him.
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Train and you see him now, like compared to two
weeks ago, Mike Tyson looks even meaner now.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
Watching Mike Tyson train in this documentary, it's.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Like he is a beast.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
He's explosive in everything he's doing. Like he's on a
bike and I'm like, I think he's gonna.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Kill the bike number two on Netflix right now. It's
so good anyway,