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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Time for stax and ass stacks and ass hello, I
read stacks I.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Bring as yeah, my god.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
According to new research, the average person says what did
you say to someone? Three times a day, twenty one
times a week, and ninety one times a month, and
one thousand, ninety five times a year. Now, obviously there
are several reasons why we ask people to repeat themselves
hearing issues, Kyle, we weren't listening, or we were buying
time to come up with an answer. Now, if they
(00:34):
couldn't hear, the average personal asked it to be repeated
twice before giving up an understanding, just pretending to go
M yeah, I think I say what'd you say? Way
more times than that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You triple those numbers, Kyle.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I was at this like get together yesterday and in
a lobby of the my doctor's office was like an
open house. Ever was talking and I talked to so
many people and I could not hear. It's like I'm
talking to them face to face, but the background noise
is so much louder than the person that's talking to me.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
My wife's like, tell me I need to get my
ears checked and I will at some point. A poll
of people who claim to have a good sex life.
Found that the average roll in the hay should last
a total of thirty five minutes, fifteen minutes of foreplay,
fifteen minutes of doing it, and five minutes of cuddling.
That's a long time to cuddle pillow top cuddle. A
(01:23):
new study has discovered that snackers consume seventy seven percent
more calories when you're eating chips served with dip than
just chips alone without dip. So people don't eat fewer
calories when the dip is added. Well, the chip is
just the vessel for the dip. That is. Will said,
be careful what you leave in your car. Forty six
year old guy in Wisconsin stole a truck and he
(01:44):
says the only reason he stole it is because there
was a bag of friedos at the front seat. Okay,
there are eight new emojis being confirmed, including face with
a bag under its eyes, and they're going to roll
out the next few months. I wonder how many people
canna use that? Then beget sleep. Oh, there's a whole
(02:05):
thing on behavior on airplanes. Unruly behavior on airplanes is
down seventy five percent in the last three years. The
FAA has only received one thousand, four hundred reports complained
since twenty twenty one, which was six thousand and do
you know why that is? Three reasons they say there
(02:27):
are less this is why there's less fighting, No more
mask mandates, people are traveling differently that or different people
are traveling. Sorry. The airline slash prices back then to
get people flying again. And there were people that were
rookie flyers now know the rules too much, rash and
airplanes are serving alcohol again. So I guess when there
(02:47):
was no booze it was a problem.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I would think it'd be the opposite.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Enjoy Let's go, snoop dog says the key who is
twenty seven year marriage is quote, she understands me. She's
a great muther, a tremendous grandmother, an excellent wife and
a great friend. The good to my bad is her.
You guys know who Julie Bowen is? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Who's Julie Bowen from Modern Family monern Fambly.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, yeah, she's the wife, the wife, right, But you
know what else? She was in no happy Gilmore, that's
right and lost, That's what I mean. I didn't know
if she was in happy Gilmore. Didn't think about it twice.
But this is why this story is leaking that Julie
Bowen revealed that her character in Adam Sanders's character from
Happy Gilmore Too are still together in the movie. So
she's in the movie. Yeah, I didn't realize that was her,
(03:32):
I know, I know. So anyway, that's that's some Happy
Gilmore scoop. What do you have for stacks and Hacks?
What do you got for ass? Rich?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I know that we've talked about mosquitos, and I've talked
about ways to get rid of them, and none of
them have worked for Kyle in her house. In fact,
I believe just yesterday we were talking about being mosquito bit.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I went up to Paysin to see my mom last
weekend and I came back with literally fifteen mosquito bite. Well,
I think this is gonna be great for Paysin. I
just think this could be great for your mom, and
I think this is going to change the world. So
did you know that you can scare off mosquitos and
it only requires music. And the music that mosquitoes hate
the most is anything with bass or ass if you will,
(04:11):
so you turn up that hip hop, but they say
even better than hip hop is E d M music
and the number one song is a countdown that Mosquitos
hate the most is right here. It is scrillis It
is the song that is called scary Monsters and nice
brites in Mosquitos hate.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
This because it vibrates. I forget they'd trainers.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Look at my second mind. I almost read that they
don't hate Mega Trader and right there, amazing, you're your
your joke psychic anyway, So yeah, if you want to
listen to some heavy bassims GRILLXI, kill the mosquitoes, get
them out of your way. That hacking many more can
be fund a John Jnrich dot com
Time for stax and ass stacks and ass hello, I
read stacks I.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Bring as yeah, my god.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
According to new research, the average person says what did
you say to someone? Three times a day, twenty one
times a week, and ninety one times a month, and
one thousand, ninety five times a year. Now, obviously there
are several reasons why we ask people to repeat themselves
hearing issues, Kyle, we weren't listening, or we were buying
time to come up with an answer. Now, if they
(00:34):
couldn't hear, the average personal asked it to be repeated
twice before giving up an understanding, just pretending to go
M yeah, I think I say what'd you say? Way
more times than that.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
You triple those numbers, Kyle.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I was at this like get together yesterday and in
a lobby of the my doctor's office was like an
open house. Ever was talking and I talked to so
many people and I could not hear. It's like I'm
talking to them face to face, but the background noise
is so much louder than the person that's talking to me.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
My wife's like, tell me I need to get my
ears checked and I will at some point. A poll
of people who claim to have a good sex life.
Found that the average roll in the hay should last
a total of thirty five minutes, fifteen minutes of foreplay,
fifteen minutes of doing it, and five minutes of cuddling.
That's a long time to cuddle pillow top cuddle. A
(01:23):
new study has discovered that snackers consume seventy seven percent
more calories when you're eating chips served with dip than
just chips alone without dip. So people don't eat fewer
calories when the dip is added. Well, the chip is
just the vessel for the dip. That is. Will said,
be careful what you leave in your car. Forty six
year old guy in Wisconsin stole a truck and he
(01:44):
says the only reason he stole it is because there
was a bag of friedos at the front seat. Okay,
there are eight new emojis being confirmed, including face with
a bag under its eyes, and they're going to roll
out the next few months. I wonder how many people
canna use that? Then beget sleep. Oh, there's a whole
(02:05):
thing on behavior on airplanes. Unruly behavior on airplanes is
down seventy five percent in the last three years. The
FAA has only received one thousand, four hundred reports complained
since twenty twenty one, which was six thousand and do
you know why that is? Three reasons they say there
(02:27):
are less this is why there's less fighting, No more
mask mandates, people are traveling differently that or different people
are traveling. Sorry. The airline slash prices back then to
get people flying again. And there were people that were
rookie flyers now know the rules too much, rash and
airplanes are serving alcohol again. So I guess when there
(02:47):
was no booze it was a problem.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I would think it'd be the opposite.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Enjoy Let's go, snoop dog says the key who is
twenty seven year marriage is quote, she understands me. She's
a great muther, a tremendous grandmother, an excellent wife and
a great friend. The good to my bad is her.
You guys know who Julie Bowen is? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Who's Julie Bowen from Modern Family monern Fambly.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, yeah, she's the wife, the wife, right, But you
know what else? She was in no happy Gilmore, that's
right and lost, That's what I mean. I didn't know
if she was in happy Gilmore. Didn't think about it twice.
But this is why this story is leaking that Julie
Bowen revealed that her character in Adam Sanders's character from
Happy Gilmore Too are still together in the movie. So
she's in the movie. Yeah, I didn't realize that was her,
(03:32):
I know, I know. So anyway, that's that's some Happy
Gilmore scoop. What do you have for stacks and Hacks?
What do you got for ass? Rich?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I know that we've talked about mosquitos, and I've talked
about ways to get rid of them, and none of
them have worked for Kyle in her house. In fact,
I believe just yesterday we were talking about being mosquito bit.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I went up to Paysin to see my mom last
weekend and I came back with literally fifteen mosquito bite. Well,
I think this is gonna be great for Paysin. I
just think this could be great for your mom, and
I think this is going to change the world. So
did you know that you can scare off mosquitos and
it only requires music. And the music that mosquitoes hate
the most is anything with bass or ass if you will,
(04:11):
so you turn up that hip hop, but they say
even better than hip hop is E d M music
and the number one song is a countdown that Mosquitos
hate the most is right here. It is scrillis It
is the song that is called scary Monsters and nice
brites in Mosquitos hate.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
This because it vibrates. I forget they'd trainers.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Look at my second mind. I almost read that they
don't hate Mega Trader and right there, amazing, you're your
your joke psychic anyway, So yeah, if you want to
listen to some heavy bassims GRILLXI, kill the mosquitoes, get
them out of your way. That hacking many more can
be fund a John Jnrich dot com
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