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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The text line you text jj R and wherever you
want to say the nine six eight ninety three. Here's
the text John Jay, you blocked me on Insta and
I literally have no clue why. I have questions on
NAD plus something I take and he says, I did
it this weekend. I can't stop pooping my pants. Is
this normal? Loll the other me tell you if I
blocked you on Instagram, I only block. There's only one
(00:22):
reason I block, or two reasons I block. If you
are mean or rude to my wife and kids. You
could trash me all day long. But if you trash
my wife and kids, boom, I block you. That's it.
So you must have done something. TWOA area code stacks
and hacks you. Guys. Summer is coming to a close.
Did you avoid? This is specifically for Kyle Avocado hand.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't think you did.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Don't you guys heard about avocado hand? What is avocado hand?
I'm glad you ask, because I have audio of what
avocado hand is, but I don't have it handy handy.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It is. Oops.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Now I'm downloading it to make sure.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
First of all, your knife is sharp.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
We want to make sure that our avocado is right,
how to kind of glide into things versus trying to
just chop stick into the pit there and then just turn.
It's the most popular month summer to slice your hand
open while cutting an avocado. April through July. Yeah, Kyle
always comes in with a band aid on her finger.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Ikame with the.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Band ay today.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Look, I cut myself a weird. It wasn't with an avocado,
but I did still slice open my finger. It's fine,
the nice But I don't think her knife is sharp.
The knife she hasn't here for her apples. It looks
like it's not sharp at all.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
That one's not. A thirty three year old man was
setting to four months in jail for stalking after he
shipped himself inside a box whose exes home and threatened
her with a gun. He told the judge he just
wanted his stuff back.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay, so he's insane.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Wow. Someone in Arizona sneezed in the shower and a
piece of a lego that's been lodging their nose for
twenty five years flew out.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I was in the shower and my doctor has told
me that with the dry hot summer months, it's really
helpful to blow your nose while you're in the shower.
So I've been regularly doing this for the last like
six months or so. Today I was blowing my nose
in the shower, and lo and behold, I blew out
(02:21):
a lego dot that has been in my nose for
at least twenty six years.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Those people from Arizona, Man.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That sounds pretty stuffy, don't they.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Peanut butter and jellym and M's are expecting to launch
pretty soon. Scientists have discovered a common food dive found
in Dorrito's can turn a living mouse's skin transparent co
which probably isn't good. Yeah. The top holiday travel destinations
for Thanksgiving? What do you think is number one?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
New York City?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Nope, that's that's number three.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
To your mom's house.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah wowow kenkun? Who is number two? Number one is
Orland though Disney World? Maybe?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Sure have life hacks, Rich, All right, let's talk about
the hack for not losing your mind. I know we've
talked about all of us in here feel like we
forget things, feel like maybe you know, at some point
we're going to go clinically insane. Well, new studies show
that people who are the least likely to ever get dementia, Alzheimer's,
or any other brain decline have one thing in common.
(03:23):
One thing, and you can do this yourself. That is,
they organize themselves and they remind themselves where they put
their keys, their phone, their wallet, their stuff. So when
you come home, have one spot that you put your keys,
one spot where you put your phone, one spot where
you put your wallet. In keeping organized and kind of
saying like, oh yeah, my keys are over here, my
wallet's over here. That keeps your brain in order, and
(03:45):
that starts you down the path to remembering things for
the rest of your life. It's that simple. So do
that and if you can't remember that, those keys to
keeping your brain straighter at John Jayenrich dot com.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Earlier this morning, I told you we're giving away fifty
bucks to Peter Pauper Pizza. You know, I grew up
here and there was a commercial was always on TV.
And I said, and you guys didn't know it. I said,
come on over to Peter Piper Pizza and Nick found
it on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
No gimmicks, no cupond, just good pizza, low low prices.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Do you want to save some dope.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Come on over the Pita Piper Pizza.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I said you had the inflection perfect. Was that you actually.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I watched so much TV as a kid. I watched
so much TV as a kid, and this weekend I
felt like I watched more TV than I've ever watched
my entire life.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Give your reviews.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I did nothing. I did nothing but watch TV this weekend.
Oh my god,
The text line you text jj R and wherever you
want to say the nine six eight ninety three. Here's
the text John Jay, you blocked me on Insta and
I literally have no clue why. I have questions on
NAD plus something I take and he says, I did
it this weekend. I can't stop pooping my pants. Is
this normal? Loll the other me tell you if I
blocked you on Instagram, I only block. There's only one
(00:22):
reason I block, or two reasons I block. If you
are mean or rude to my wife and kids. You
could trash me all day long. But if you trash
my wife and kids, boom, I block you. That's it.
So you must have done something. TWOA area code stacks
and hacks you. Guys. Summer is coming to a close.
Did you avoid? This is specifically for Kyle Avocado hand.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I don't think you did.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Don't you guys heard about avocado hand? What is avocado hand?
I'm glad you ask, because I have audio of what
avocado hand is, but I don't have it handy handy.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It is. Oops.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Now I'm downloading it to make sure.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
First of all, your knife is sharp.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
We want to make sure that our avocado is right,
how to kind of glide into things versus trying to
just chop stick into the pit there and then just turn.
It's the most popular month summer to slice your hand
open while cutting an avocado. April through July. Yeah, Kyle
always comes in with a band aid on her finger.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Ikame with the.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Band ay today.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Look, I cut myself a weird. It wasn't with an avocado,
but I did still slice open my finger. It's fine,
the nice But I don't think her knife is sharp.
The knife she hasn't here for her apples. It looks
like it's not sharp at all.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
That one's not. A thirty three year old man was
setting to four months in jail for stalking after he
shipped himself inside a box whose exes home and threatened
her with a gun. He told the judge he just
wanted his stuff back.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay, so he's insane.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Wow. Someone in Arizona sneezed in the shower and a
piece of a lego that's been lodging their nose for
twenty five years flew out.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I was in the shower and my doctor has told
me that with the dry hot summer months, it's really
helpful to blow your nose while you're in the shower.
So I've been regularly doing this for the last like
six months or so. Today I was blowing my nose
in the shower, and lo and behold, I blew out
(02:21):
a lego dot that has been in my nose for
at least twenty six years.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Those people from Arizona, Man.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That sounds pretty stuffy, don't they.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Peanut butter and jellym and M's are expecting to launch
pretty soon. Scientists have discovered a common food dive found
in Dorrito's can turn a living mouse's skin transparent co
which probably isn't good. Yeah. The top holiday travel destinations
for Thanksgiving? What do you think is number one?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
New York City?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Nope, that's that's number three.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
To your mom's house.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah wowow kenkun? Who is number two? Number one is
Orland though Disney World? Maybe?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Sure have life hacks, Rich, All right, let's talk about
the hack for not losing your mind. I know we've
talked about all of us in here feel like we
forget things, feel like maybe you know, at some point
we're going to go clinically insane. Well, new studies show
that people who are the least likely to ever get dementia, Alzheimer's,
or any other brain decline have one thing in common.
(03:23):
One thing, and you can do this yourself. That is,
they organize themselves and they remind themselves where they put
their keys, their phone, their wallet, their stuff. So when
you come home, have one spot that you put your keys,
one spot where you put your phone, one spot where
you put your wallet. In keeping organized and kind of
saying like, oh yeah, my keys are over here, my
wallet's over here. That keeps your brain in order, and
(03:45):
that starts you down the path to remembering things for
the rest of your life. It's that simple. So do
that and if you can't remember that, those keys to
keeping your brain straighter at John Jayenrich dot com.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Earlier this morning, I told you we're giving away fifty
bucks to Peter Pauper Pizza. You know, I grew up
here and there was a commercial was always on TV.
And I said, and you guys didn't know it. I said,
come on over to Peter Piper Pizza and Nick found
it on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
No gimmicks, no cupond, just good pizza, low low prices.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Do you want to save some dope.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Come on over the Pita Piper Pizza.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I said you had the inflection perfect. Was that you actually.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I watched so much TV as a kid. I watched
so much TV as a kid, and this weekend I
felt like I watched more TV than I've ever watched
my entire life.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Give your reviews.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I did nothing. I did nothing but watch TV this weekend.
Oh my god,
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