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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Except for stacks and hacks. I have stacks of information.
(00:03):
Richard has life hacks of information. Okay, and I got
some stuff that's obvious, some stuff that's like holy crap.
For example, all poll found the top must have Thanksgiving
foods duh turkey stubbing, mash, potatoes, gravy, pumpkin pot Like.
I was like, I don't even need to say that.
Everyone knows that. But then I thought very topical. Maybe
maybe someone's like whoa turkey?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Who knew?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Triple A execs record a number of Americans to travel
for Thanksgiving. The worst traffic days Tuesday and Wednesday next week,
also the Sunday Monday following Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
That's a bummer.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Thanksgiving traffic sucks, and airports are going to be jammed.
My daughter's flying from New York and she's flying from
JFK on the day before Thanksgiving and the Sunday after,
so she's in for it.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Today is a World Toilet Day, so Happy World Toilet Day.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
A poll found thirty eight percent of us sometimes go
to the bathroom when we're out in public just to
get them alone time.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I'm one of those people.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
A McDonald's employee won't take an order because he's in
the bathroom. This has gone viral, this video. So he
was still having his headset on and somebody went through
the drive through.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
You're admitting to a customer you're in the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I'm in the bath room, so I can't order a
small fry.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
You have to wait ten minutes. I have to.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
Pee, so can I just wait for you?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Get No, you aren't telling a customer through the headphone
set that we're not taking orders at the moment.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Me And because you're on the toilet, I.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Have to pee.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
How can I take an order if I'm in.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
A bath full? This is a bit much room.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I'm not entired to go to the bathroom because you
want a small fry?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
All right.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
My Christmas lights went up about a week ago at
my house. That's never happened before. We usually put Christmas
lights after Thanksgiving, but my wife got it done.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Does anybody here have Christmas lights in the house already? Ye? Yeah,
no you do, Kyle.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah, ours are like through up here, a real thought
to the house.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
But when do you turn them on for Christmas? They're
on last night for me level fun last night. Okay,
if you already have your Christmas lights.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
A psychologist says it might be a sign you're a
self absorbed narcissist.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I was checking them out for the big party, the
big party we're having next week, so I need to
make sure they all worked.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
A study found the best gift cards to give people
for the holidays are for Amazon, Target, Sephorah, Walmart, and Starbucks.
Cops in Seattle had to chase down a pig named
Notorious p I G. One of the cops got on
this radio and said, the pig is being non compliant.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
This is audio from the chest cam.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
The pig is being non compliant. You try to pick
them up and just kind of so he's not.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Upset. Anyone here driving Tesla I do oh.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
A study found Tesla's have the highest fatal crash rate
of any car. Tesla drivers are twice as likely to
die in a crash because.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
They go super fast. That's a great day.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Doesn't it have like the self driving feature too?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
If you enable it like mine's not enabled. I don't
trust it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Two hundred monkeys broke free from an enclosure in Thailand
and attacked a police station.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Those monkeys, man, they're starting to.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Go, what's going on with that they're escaping everywhere.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
The monkeys, the gerbils, all the animals are just escaping.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
P ig.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Are in the grind that pulled up next to a guys.
You see this video. Yeah, freaking loved this video.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
There's a guy and he's like jamming out to Ariana Grande,
jam it out, and she pulls up next him at
a red light.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
He's filming it because she's like screen Oh my god,
oh my god, oh my god. I posted on my Twitter,
but this is it, Like.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
The hell this real?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I was like that mean, like I'm this closing.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I love that because that song that I was playing
is called Imagine, and that's not like one of her
big like radio hits that everyone knows. So I betch
you she probably felt so good that someone's listening to
like one of the underground songs on that deep cut.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
He's a real fans.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I love that song.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
One time, I was very much into the James Bond
movies and I bought this James Bond sound soundtrack and
I would just drive averywhere my car listened to.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
James Bond themes.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
My dad was with me and we were Malibu one time,
and then we're in Malibu or California or in LA area.
We always try, always try to look for famous people.
And the new James Bond movie had just come out
and it was I think it was Dying, not Died
the other day, but it was Pierce Brosnan was James Bond.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So it's a good one.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It was the James Bond before this James Bond, right,
and I'm at a red light and I'm listening to
the James Bond theme and it's like Bana banana and
he parked, pulls up next to me, and I'm listening
to James.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Bond freaking out, totally freaking out, and it gave me nothing,
really like how can I give you nothing?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
It was totally like organic and legit how and he
pulled into a Starbucks or something in Malibourn.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I was like, I'm listening, what like, what listen to
the James Bond soundtrack?
Speaker 4 (05:18):
You think you'd get some type of acknowledgment. I lived
in LA I would be blasting all types of my
favorite songs. Hope, hopefully Justin Bieber pulls up next to me.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Okay, by this story, just for Kyle Burgler stole two
vehiclesrom Windsor Castle, no royalty, rude, what do you got rich?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Real liffecs.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
All right, let's talk about coffee, John Jay. You're new
to the coffee world.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I'm new to the coffee world.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
And you drink it for health reasons, not because it
tastes good, right, Yeah, just I think coffee teas terrible.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Well, so here's a little hack that you can do.
I found this on the website's study fines. So if
you ever want to learn about healthy stuff, that's a
great website to go to. So they say coffee, you know,
they've proven that it's good for you, good for your heart.
But now instead of sugar, they say add natural maple
syrup because that make it sweeter.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Plus everything maple is amazing. But it also lowers.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Your blood pressure, it can help mobilize abdominal fat, improve
your gut health, and controls your blood sugar. So put
a little bit of the maple syrup in your daily
cup of coffee and live forever that life acamity more.
It can be found at Johnjandridge dot com.