Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
There's this list on BuzzFeed about these strange things everyone
did as a child, but no one talks about it.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
And as I go with this list, they're dead on.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
But before I go this list, maybe go around the room.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
What do you think, like, Peyton, what do you what
do you think everyone.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Did as a kid that no one talks about it?
No one talks about well, like when me and my friends, like, well,
when I was younger, I was like in the fifth
or sixth grade, I would kiss all my friends and
we would just like kind of experiment, and I think
everybody did that. And then when I told my friends,
they were like, oh, we did that too, And I
was like, oh, I feel so seen right now because
I don't think that's normal.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Like a peck girl.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
No, I'm not making out with anybody in the fifth grade.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I'm saying it's like a little.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Peck, like we'd go beyond the like we pretend to
get married or something like behind the slide.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I didn't do that. I did not do that.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Done that.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I'm not the only one out here.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay, let me give it exactly each other like this
one here I have done a million times and I
still do it, it says, sitting in church and looking
up the massive light fixtures and trying to figure out
who they'd kill if they fell.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yet, you got a bunch of serial killers out there.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
You've never done that before?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, I do it all the Sometimes I beat the
movies and I see like a bald guy's little ball
spot and I thought, I wonder if I grabbed like
a screwdriver and just slammed in his head took off
look something like that.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
That's like a I don't want to say a condition,
but there's a name for that. Like if you're at
the mall and you're on the second floor and you're like, geez,
I wonder what happened if like I fell threw someone
over it? You know, like people like that's a real
thing where if like you want to like hug a
baby and you're like, who, I just want to squeeze
the baby so cute, you're so tight. That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Here's another thing they're saying that everyone done.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Everyone's done these strange things.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
As a kid, uh, taking a magnet and trying to
force two of the same poles together.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh yeah, all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I still do that, pretending to smoke when it's cold
outside you can see your breath, having a bodyboard or
surfboard slip out from underneath you when you're swimming, and
having cut you in the face.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Totally. The adult version of that is looking at your
phone and having it fall on your face.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Happens to me every day, though.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
What about watching your rain drop try to win a
race as it's straight down the windshield death of course,
freaking out after swallowing a seed like from an apple
or a watermelon, stabbing in a racer with your pencil
all the time, all the time, rolling up the straps
of your backpack as tight as humanly possible. Yep, pinching
their finger or their lips in a hair clip for
(02:30):
no reason.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I do that still.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Still you heard the dust clip challenge, like or you
would take like a medicine bottle and put around your
lips and then you would get these huge, massive lips.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
What about playing with a foam ball that had a
big bite or a chunk taken out of it like
a What about believing that gum would stay in your
stomach for seven years?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I think I did believe that until you know, maybe
a year or two ago.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Also, I remember this one too, is getting yelled at
for turning a late and tear your light of the
car on when someone was driving at night.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
My mom would what about like climbing up the stairs
on all fours, like you're like a wild like.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Really fast, really fast drawing a sun in the top
corner of a piece of paper.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh, yes, it's like how you draw the sun.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
There's strange things everyone did as a child that no
one talks about, Like.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
My childhood is a lot more twisted than what those are.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Well, I'd like to hear some of those. I'm thinking, like,
you know, when you hold your hand out the window
and you let the air.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Guess your friends on the planeground the line, when you're
first learning how to swim, having an irrational fear of
sharks to the deep end of the pool that doesn't
go away.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, I think of that every single today. I was
in the hot tub this morning, like three thirty in
the morning. It's dark outside, and a light sensor went
on on the other side of the backyard. Scared the
hell out of there, so I didn't move. I just
didn't move, and I waited to see. I got my
phone ready to call nine on one and then the
light went off, and I was like, okay, good if
someone was waiting to go off, and then like five minutes,
I think it's the leaves.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
We have horrible landscapers. Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Blowing a straw into your milk and creating bubbles milk bubbles,
chocolate milk bubbles always always did well.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
What about like making potions outside? Do you guys make potions?
Oh yeah, of course yes, And you would get all
the little plants and leaves and try to serve it
to your mom and dad.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
What about the taste? What about the taste of warm
water out of a garden hose. It kind of tastes
like copper, and you know it's poison. It's so delicious, guys,
I got a good one.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
What When I was a little kid, it was like
a whole day project. But I would take one piece
of notebook paper and wad it up, and then I'd
unfold it and waded up again all day, and by
the end of the day it would be like tissue paper.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
It's like a different texture. Like all my friends did it.
I did it like it was like how's your pay
how's your piece of paper today?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It's really good. And sold it changes textures, so toaly.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
That reminds you of like when you would take like
a water bottle and then you would like stab it
like a knife or not a knife, like a pen
or a pencil, and then you would escorted until your
friend's mouth and.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Your water and was like you don't get it out?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yes, okay, okay, what nobody feels me in this room.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
You got what you got one that what I'll give you.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Anyways, I wish I'd never shared my deepest darkness.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Everything in the last one.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
This is a shapeless this is the nest. Oh God,
so many great memories.
I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
There's this list on BuzzFeed about these strange things everyone
did as a child, but no one talks about it.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
And as I go with this list, they're dead on.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
But before I go this list, maybe go around the room.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
What do you think, like, Peyton, what do you what
do you think everyone.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Did as a kid that no one talks about it?
No one talks about well, like when me and my friends, like, well,
when I was younger, I was like in the fifth
or sixth grade, I would kiss all my friends and
we would just like kind of experiment, and I think
everybody did that. And then when I told my friends,
they were like, oh, we did that too, And I
was like, oh, I feel so seen right now because
I don't think that's normal.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Like a peck girl.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
No, I'm not making out with anybody in the fifth grade.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I'm saying it's like a little.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Peck, like we'd go beyond the like we pretend to
get married or something like behind the slide.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I didn't do that. I did not do that.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Done that.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
I'm not the only one out here.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Okay, let me give it exactly each other like this
one here I have done a million times and I
still do it, it says, sitting in church and looking
up the massive light fixtures and trying to figure out
who they'd kill if they fell.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yet, you got a bunch of serial killers out there.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
You've never done that before?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, I do it all the Sometimes I beat the
movies and I see like a bald guy's little ball
spot and I thought, I wonder if I grabbed like
a screwdriver and just slammed in his head took off
look something like that.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
That's like a I don't want to say a condition,
but there's a name for that. Like if you're at
the mall and you're on the second floor and you're like, geez,
I wonder what happened if like I fell threw someone
over it? You know, like people like that's a real
thing where if like you want to like hug a
baby and you're like, who, I just want to squeeze
the baby so cute, you're so tight. That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Here's another thing they're saying that everyone done.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Everyone's done these strange things.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
As a kid, uh, taking a magnet and trying to
force two of the same poles together.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh yeah, all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I still do that, pretending to smoke when it's cold
outside you can see your breath, having a bodyboard or
surfboard slip out from underneath you when you're swimming, and
having cut you in the face.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Totally. The adult version of that is looking at your
phone and having it fall on your face.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Happens to me every day, though.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
What about watching your rain drop try to win a
race as it's straight down the windshield death of course,
freaking out after swallowing a seed like from an apple
or a watermelon, stabbing in a racer with your pencil
all the time, all the time, rolling up the straps
of your backpack as tight as humanly possible. Yep, pinching
their finger or their lips in a hair clip for
(02:30):
no reason.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I do that still.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Still you heard the dust clip challenge, like or you
would take like a medicine bottle and put around your
lips and then you would get these huge, massive lips.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
What about playing with a foam ball that had a
big bite or a chunk taken out of it like
a What about believing that gum would stay in your
stomach for seven years?
Speaker 4 (02:50):
I think I did believe that until you know, maybe
a year or two ago.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Also, I remember this one too, is getting yelled at
for turning a late and tear your light of the
car on when someone was driving at night.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
My mom would what about like climbing up the stairs
on all fours, like you're like a wild like.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Really fast, really fast drawing a sun in the top
corner of a piece of paper.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh, yes, it's like how you draw the sun.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
There's strange things everyone did as a child that no
one talks about, Like.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
My childhood is a lot more twisted than what those are.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Well, I'd like to hear some of those. I'm thinking, like,
you know, when you hold your hand out the window
and you let the air.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Guess your friends on the planeground the line, when you're
first learning how to swim, having an irrational fear of
sharks to the deep end of the pool that doesn't
go away.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, I think of that every single today. I was
in the hot tub this morning, like three thirty in
the morning. It's dark outside, and a light sensor went
on on the other side of the backyard. Scared the
hell out of there, so I didn't move. I just
didn't move, and I waited to see. I got my
phone ready to call nine on one and then the
light went off, and I was like, okay, good if
someone was waiting to go off, and then like five minutes,
I think it's the leaves.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
We have horrible landscapers. Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Blowing a straw into your milk and creating bubbles milk bubbles,
chocolate milk bubbles always always did well.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
What about like making potions outside? Do you guys make potions?
Oh yeah, of course yes, And you would get all
the little plants and leaves and try to serve it
to your mom and dad.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
What about the taste? What about the taste of warm
water out of a garden hose. It kind of tastes
like copper, and you know it's poison. It's so delicious, guys,
I got a good one.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
What When I was a little kid, it was like
a whole day project. But I would take one piece
of notebook paper and wad it up, and then I'd
unfold it and waded up again all day, and by
the end of the day it would be like tissue paper.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
It's like a different texture. Like all my friends did it.
I did it like it was like how's your pay
how's your piece of paper today?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
It's really good. And sold it changes textures, so toaly.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
That reminds you of like when you would take like
a water bottle and then you would like stab it
like a knife or not a knife, like a pen
or a pencil, and then you would escorted until your
friend's mouth and.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Your water and was like you don't get it out?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yes, okay, okay, what nobody feels me in this room.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
You got what you got one that what I'll give you.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Anyways, I wish I'd never shared my deepest darkness.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Everything in the last one.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
This is a shapeless this is the nest. Oh God,
so many great memories.
Popular Podcasts
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
Ding dong! Join your culture consultants, Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang, on an unforgettable journey into the beating heart of CULTURE. Alongside sizzling special guests, they GET INTO the hottest pop-culture moments of the day and the formative cultural experiences that turned them into Culturistas. Produced by the Big Money Players Network and iHeartRadio.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations.
Crime Junkie
If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people.