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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I started doing this thing on Instagram where i'm kind
(00:01):
of you know, everyone always asks us what we're watching
on TV. So I started making videos where I'm reviewing
shows kind of and I got excited because yesterday I
got a DM from Crazy Chimplady.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
No Way, the actual lady.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Tanya Haddocks No Wow, yes' because I reviewed Crazy Chimp right.
She gave me a double tap heart and then I said,
would love to have you on our radio show, and
she goes, I'll think about it, and then I said,
we're big fans, we'd love to talk to you. And
then she sent me which is weird, like a concise
you know. Thank you for reaching out. I'm excited to
(00:34):
connect with you. Here's my merch and she said, he
I I'm gonna buy a shirt. This is Crazy Chimp Lady.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Well why not? That sounds amazing?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Might be kind of fun. But if you want to
know what they're good shows to watch, go to my Instagram.
I'm reviewing them every day now.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
So John J. Vans on Instagram, Kyle, what are three
things we need to know?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Colin Gray, the father of the fourteen year old Georgia
shooting suspect Cold Gray, was arrested yesterday. It turns out
last year this kid was actually investigated by the FBI
for online threats using pictures of guns. Then even after that,
his dad decided to give him an AR fifteen for Christmas,
the same gun he used in the school shooting of
(01:09):
Specific charges against the father include four counts of involuntary manslaughter,
two counts of second degree murder, and eight counts of
cruelty to children. I guess this kid's mom is also
has She's got a criminal background going back like seventeen
years as well. Like I said yesterday, the kid has
been charged with four counts of felony murder and is
(01:30):
going to be tried as an adult. There is a
strong rumor that maybe the new hot thing for Christmas,
although it's it's kind of up in the air, so
word has it Nintendo maybe dropping something about the Nintendo
switch to this month. There's already been previous rumors that
the Nintendo Switch to will be launched in April of
(01:51):
next year. There's a big deal at my house because
my kids love the switch, love the switch. So now
I'm like, if is it gonna like give me time
as a parent if you're dropping this thing for Christmas to, like,
you know what I mean, because you know they're gonna
be more expecting.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
They're definitely going to be at least like five hundred
bucks would be my guess.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
And I feel like the switch is already great. What
could they possibly do to make it better?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I know, green, the screen's a pretty decent size.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Maybe they'll make it touchscreen because I don't think it's touchscreen.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And I think it is already so great it is touchscreen.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
But geez, I don't know what you could do it
pretty great.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Which is why I think it's taken forever to do
a switch to and so they're probably just trying to
get right. But just know the rumor is out there
something with the switch to could be dropping this month,
So I'll keep you posted on that one. So we
know that our very own Jenna from our show, she
came back from Vegas and she's had a little anxiety.
It's a little anxiety that you get after drinking a lot.
(02:50):
It's like a hangover of anxiety, if you will. So
a new study actually just came out with the worst
types of alcohol you can drink to cause that which
ones to steer clear of if you will. So they say,
if you want to avoid anxiety, don't drink the alcohols
with sugar, don't drink red wine, go for the beer
(03:12):
because beer actually can reduce your risk of morning after.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
All those carbs, I mean, I.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Guess you got it. You gotta take it all about.
You got to figure out which car the lesser of
two evils.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Beer is literally all carbs.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'm pretty sure zeal carbs.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Certain ones are I think like Michelobultrus, a friend of.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Mine who was a guy, would be drinking what do
you drink? He was no carbs really, I mean I
didn't research it.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
It depends on which type of beer. But yeah, beer
less anxiety. You gotta worry about the carbs. That's a
totally different segment. And that's three things you need to know.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Let's get the horse. Gu what's the vibe today?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Well, today is fight procrastination day. So I'm going to
tell you your procrastination level.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
You just want to do it later then?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Eight seven seven nine three seven one o four seven
patents predictions after kinder Lamar not like us, Muster, Honda, God,
Dan Ridge, Paynon, what's the vibe?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Who's going I'm gonna tell you your procrastination level ranked
based on your zodiac sign. And if it's your birthday today,
you are a Virgo and you share a birthday with
Idris Elba and Anika Noni Rose, who plays Princess Tiana.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You know. Last night, so yesterday was September fifth, and
last night Beyonce posted thank you all for the birthday wishes,
blah blah, and I was like, I don't think Beyonce
is posting.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I think somebody else is. Their birthday was two days ago. Yeah,
I know, but it's Rachel's birthday today, Am I right? Rachel? Yes,
it's just my.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Birthday, birthday? Thank you.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I love listening to you guys every morning. You always
right my day.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
See.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Well, yeah, you're a Virgo and you share a birthday
with a couple of really dope people. But Virgos, you guys,
come down at number eleven on the procrastination list. A
Virgo is already three steps ahead, and procrastination is a
foreign concept to you guys. You've guys already got it
color coded and planned out pretty much.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
But I do kind of procrastinate a little bit.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I think we all have that, and it's just a little,
just a little.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Thanks Rachel, thank you. Oh have a I'm sorry I
went to Erica.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Hi, Erica, Hi there?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
What is your sign?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Aquarius?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Aquarius? You guys are plotting on how to save the world,
and you just push off smaller tasks. But when it's
time for you to finally focus, you guys get down
to genius level work. You guys are number five on
the procrastination list.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Sounds about right.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
And I have to say, you guys are my drug.
Like I'm so addicted to your show and I love
you all.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Wow, that's so nice. Thank you so much, Erica.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Have a good one, you two.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Christa. Christi sent us a text that she wanted us
to read her sign. What's your sign, Christa? Hi, I'm
a Scorpio.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Scorpio. Okay, So for the procrastination level, you guys are
number twelve on the list, the least likely to procrastinate
out of all of the zodiac signs. You guys have
the task done before you even thought about it. You
don't procrastinate, and you don't feel the need to tell
people how you already got it done. You guys have
that mysterious productivity productivity. Okay, I'm a.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Kind of a procrastinator.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
But okay, thank you, Chris, have a great day. Thank
you for listening.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Thank you have a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Mary's got a couple things going on. First, Mary, what's
your sign?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
I'm an eries?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Okay for my aries? You guys are number eight on
the list for being a procrastinator. You're not a natural procrastinator, though,
And if somebody says in aries can't finish on time,
you're just gonna be like, okay, bet, and then you're
gonna knock it out just to prove everyone else wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
So Mary, So Mary, Sorry, Mary, Mary, what's your other story?
You were calling about something else too, right, Okay.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
So I picked in. I have a almost kidnapping story
at a local casino.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Because remember so Jenna with to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
If someone calls told us that they went to Vegas
almost got kidnapped, right, And so what is your story?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
So this was probably about ten years ago. I went
to one of those uh after night bingos, after our bingos,
and uh, we were drinking, but we weren't like, we
weren't drunk drunk. And I don't know if you guys
been to one of those, but in the middle they
(07:30):
do kind of like an intermission where they have like
a dance party whatever, and the bathroom line gets so long,
so it's like, I'm gonna step out of this area
and go to a bathroom because can get in, get
out and party. And when I was going to the bathroom,
security took me and put me into a back room
(07:54):
in the back of the casino and wouldn't let me leave,
like I didn't have the didn't I don't have my
on me my friends Like this is like I was
in that room for like two three hours and they
kept saying that I was too drunk, too drunk, too drunk,
when I wasn't. I was totally there. I kept hearing
(08:14):
my friends called me on the intercom and I'm like
that's me, that's me, Like can I go? And they
wouldn't let me leave until finally I was throwing a
big enough fit that they released me. But who knows
what would have happened, Like why are they trying to
traffic me?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Like that's why I said this for years.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Bingo is a dangerous gad It's very dangerous.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Always.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, okay, let's get back to horoscopes. Procrastination. I want
to say I want to believe that Kyle being a
Libra is one of the top because she carried those
things in her trunk for six months before.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
She don't up there. You got to be up there
for pro What do you for, Libra?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Yeah, you are pretty up there, Kyle. You're number three
on the left, so you can't decide whether to start
now or do it later. So you're just gonna stall.
You're gonna look good doing it though, and somehow you're
gonna charm your way through a passing grade if you
need to.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Sounds about right.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, that's good. That's all with that, that's all compliments.
I think about Pisces.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Pisces number one on my list for procrastination. You guys
are procrastination royalty. You daydream through deadlines, but you pull
off miracles at the last second, Pure magic, pere chaos
for you guys, Hm, that's true.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
What about for you the leose?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
We're a little bit further down at number seven. We
thrive on the drama of last minute heroics, so we
want everyone to see our victory lap when we finally finish.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Very cool. Thank you, Payne Whitmore. If you missed your horoscope,
go to John jan Rich dot com. It's posted up
there right now. Something really cool we haven't really talked
about a lot is our YouTube channel, John j.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
And Richie YouTube channel.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
We've got, like, I don't know, almost twenty thousand people
followed us on there, and then Grants started videoing the
whole show and then posting it live on YouTube, Facebook,
and Instagram.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
So it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You could like yesterday's show, you could watch you could
watch our show probably live as soon as it's over.
So it's kind of cool. So go to John Jay
Rich follow the YouTube channel on John Jay and Rich.
We're about an hour away from Universal Studios Halloween Horror
Night Passes, two hours from Mercury Tickets. First, Stacks and Hacks.
What's coming up in hacks today?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Richard? The hack to make you completely happy? Okay, that's
a happy hack, Happy Hacks. Maybe we should just change
in the happy hacks. Stacks and Acts next, John Jay
and Rich
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Or Shape Oh you called John Jay and rich eight
seven seven nine four seven
I started doing this thing on Instagram where i'm kind
(00:01):
of you know, everyone always asks us what we're watching
on TV. So I started making videos where I'm reviewing
shows kind of and I got excited because yesterday I
got a DM from Crazy Chimplady.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
No Way, the actual lady.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Tanya Haddocks No Wow, yes' because I reviewed Crazy Chimp right.
She gave me a double tap heart and then I said,
would love to have you on our radio show, and
she goes, I'll think about it, and then I said,
we're big fans, we'd love to talk to you. And
then she sent me which is weird, like a concise
you know. Thank you for reaching out. I'm excited to
(00:34):
connect with you. Here's my merch and she said, he
I I'm gonna buy a shirt. This is Crazy Chimp Lady.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Well why not? That sounds amazing?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Might be kind of fun. But if you want to
know what they're good shows to watch, go to my Instagram.
I'm reviewing them every day now.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
So John J. Vans on Instagram, Kyle, what are three
things we need to know?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Colin Gray, the father of the fourteen year old Georgia
shooting suspect Cold Gray, was arrested yesterday. It turns out
last year this kid was actually investigated by the FBI
for online threats using pictures of guns. Then even after that,
his dad decided to give him an AR fifteen for Christmas,
the same gun he used in the school shooting of
(01:09):
Specific charges against the father include four counts of involuntary manslaughter,
two counts of second degree murder, and eight counts of
cruelty to children. I guess this kid's mom is also
has She's got a criminal background going back like seventeen
years as well. Like I said yesterday, the kid has
been charged with four counts of felony murder and is
(01:30):
going to be tried as an adult. There is a
strong rumor that maybe the new hot thing for Christmas,
although it's it's kind of up in the air, so
word has it Nintendo maybe dropping something about the Nintendo
switch to this month. There's already been previous rumors that
the Nintendo Switch to will be launched in April of
(01:51):
next year. There's a big deal at my house because
my kids love the switch, love the switch. So now
I'm like, if is it gonna like give me time
as a parent if you're dropping this thing for Christmas to, like,
you know what I mean, because you know they're gonna
be more expecting.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
They're definitely going to be at least like five hundred
bucks would be my guess.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
And I feel like the switch is already great. What
could they possibly do to make it better?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I know, green, the screen's a pretty decent size.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Maybe they'll make it touchscreen because I don't think it's touchscreen.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And I think it is already so great it is touchscreen.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
But geez, I don't know what you could do it
pretty great.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Which is why I think it's taken forever to do
a switch to and so they're probably just trying to
get right. But just know the rumor is out there
something with the switch to could be dropping this month,
So I'll keep you posted on that one. So we
know that our very own Jenna from our show, she
came back from Vegas and she's had a little anxiety.
It's a little anxiety that you get after drinking a lot.
(02:50):
It's like a hangover of anxiety, if you will. So
a new study actually just came out with the worst
types of alcohol you can drink to cause that which
ones to steer clear of if you will. So they say,
if you want to avoid anxiety, don't drink the alcohols
with sugar, don't drink red wine, go for the beer
(03:12):
because beer actually can reduce your risk of morning after.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
All those carbs, I mean, I.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Guess you got it. You gotta take it all about.
You got to figure out which car the lesser of
two evils.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Beer is literally all carbs.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'm pretty sure zeal carbs.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Certain ones are I think like Michelobultrus, a friend of.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Mine who was a guy, would be drinking what do
you drink? He was no carbs really, I mean I
didn't research it.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
It depends on which type of beer. But yeah, beer
less anxiety. You gotta worry about the carbs. That's a
totally different segment. And that's three things you need to know.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Let's get the horse. Gu what's the vibe today?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Well, today is fight procrastination day. So I'm going to
tell you your procrastination level.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
You just want to do it later then?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Eight seven seven nine three seven one o four seven
patents predictions after kinder Lamar not like us, Muster, Honda, God,
Dan Ridge, Paynon, what's the vibe?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Who's going I'm gonna tell you your procrastination level ranked
based on your zodiac sign. And if it's your birthday today,
you are a Virgo and you share a birthday with
Idris Elba and Anika Noni Rose, who plays Princess Tiana.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You know. Last night, so yesterday was September fifth, and
last night Beyonce posted thank you all for the birthday wishes,
blah blah, and I was like, I don't think Beyonce
is posting.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
I think somebody else is. Their birthday was two days ago. Yeah,
I know, but it's Rachel's birthday today, Am I right? Rachel? Yes,
it's just my.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Birthday, birthday? Thank you.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
I love listening to you guys every morning. You always
right my day.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
See.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Well, yeah, you're a Virgo and you share a birthday
with a couple of really dope people. But Virgos, you guys,
come down at number eleven on the procrastination list. A
Virgo is already three steps ahead, and procrastination is a
foreign concept to you guys. You've guys already got it
color coded and planned out pretty much.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
But I do kind of procrastinate a little bit.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I think we all have that, and it's just a little,
just a little.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Thanks Rachel, thank you. Oh have a I'm sorry I
went to Erica.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Hi, Erica, Hi there?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
What is your sign?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Aquarius?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Aquarius? You guys are plotting on how to save the world,
and you just push off smaller tasks. But when it's
time for you to finally focus, you guys get down
to genius level work. You guys are number five on
the procrastination list.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Sounds about right.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
And I have to say, you guys are my drug.
Like I'm so addicted to your show and I love
you all.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Wow, that's so nice. Thank you so much, Erica.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Have a good one, you two.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Christa. Christi sent us a text that she wanted us
to read her sign. What's your sign, Christa? Hi, I'm
a Scorpio.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Scorpio. Okay, So for the procrastination level, you guys are
number twelve on the list, the least likely to procrastinate
out of all of the zodiac signs. You guys have
the task done before you even thought about it. You
don't procrastinate, and you don't feel the need to tell
people how you already got it done. You guys have
that mysterious productivity productivity. Okay, I'm a.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Kind of a procrastinator.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
But okay, thank you, Chris, have a great day. Thank
you for listening.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Thank you have a great weekend.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Mary's got a couple things going on. First, Mary, what's
your sign?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
I'm an eries?
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Okay for my aries? You guys are number eight on
the list for being a procrastinator. You're not a natural procrastinator, though,
And if somebody says in aries can't finish on time,
you're just gonna be like, okay, bet, and then you're
gonna knock it out just to prove everyone else wrong.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
So Mary, So Mary, Sorry, Mary, Mary, what's your other story?
You were calling about something else too, right, Okay.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
So I picked in. I have a almost kidnapping story
at a local casino.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Because remember so Jenna with to Vegas.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
If someone calls told us that they went to Vegas
almost got kidnapped, right, And so what is your story?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
So this was probably about ten years ago. I went
to one of those uh after night bingos, after our bingos,
and uh, we were drinking, but we weren't like, we
weren't drunk drunk. And I don't know if you guys
been to one of those, but in the middle they
(07:30):
do kind of like an intermission where they have like
a dance party whatever, and the bathroom line gets so long,
so it's like, I'm gonna step out of this area
and go to a bathroom because can get in, get
out and party. And when I was going to the bathroom,
security took me and put me into a back room
(07:54):
in the back of the casino and wouldn't let me leave,
like I didn't have the didn't I don't have my
on me my friends Like this is like I was
in that room for like two three hours and they
kept saying that I was too drunk, too drunk, too drunk,
when I wasn't. I was totally there. I kept hearing
(08:14):
my friends called me on the intercom and I'm like
that's me, that's me, Like can I go? And they
wouldn't let me leave until finally I was throwing a
big enough fit that they released me. But who knows
what would have happened, Like why are they trying to
traffic me?
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Like that's why I said this for years.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Bingo is a dangerous gad It's very dangerous.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Always.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, okay, let's get back to horoscopes. Procrastination. I want
to say I want to believe that Kyle being a
Libra is one of the top because she carried those
things in her trunk for six months before.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
She don't up there. You got to be up there
for pro What do you for, Libra?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Yeah, you are pretty up there, Kyle. You're number three
on the left, so you can't decide whether to start
now or do it later. So you're just gonna stall.
You're gonna look good doing it though, and somehow you're
gonna charm your way through a passing grade if you
need to.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Sounds about right.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, that's good. That's all with that, that's all compliments.
I think about Pisces.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Pisces number one on my list for procrastination. You guys
are procrastination royalty. You daydream through deadlines, but you pull
off miracles at the last second, Pure magic, pere chaos
for you guys, Hm, that's true.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
What about for you the leose?
Speaker 4 (09:26):
We're a little bit further down at number seven. We
thrive on the drama of last minute heroics, so we
want everyone to see our victory lap when we finally finish.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Very cool. Thank you, Payne Whitmore. If you missed your horoscope,
go to John jan Rich dot com. It's posted up
there right now. Something really cool we haven't really talked
about a lot is our YouTube channel, John j.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
And Richie YouTube channel.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
We've got, like, I don't know, almost twenty thousand people
followed us on there, and then Grants started videoing the
whole show and then posting it live on YouTube, Facebook,
and Instagram.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
So it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
You could like yesterday's show, you could watch you could
watch our show probably live as soon as it's over.
So it's kind of cool. So go to John Jay
Rich follow the YouTube channel on John Jay and Rich.
We're about an hour away from Universal Studios Halloween Horror
Night Passes, two hours from Mercury Tickets. First, Stacks and Hacks.
What's coming up in hacks today?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Richard? The hack to make you completely happy? Okay, that's
a happy hack, Happy Hacks. Maybe we should just change
in the happy hacks. Stacks and Acts next, John Jay
and Rich
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Or Shape Oh you called John Jay and rich eight
seven seven nine four seven
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