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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Before we get to three things you need to know?
A text message, you text us, you text JJR whatever's
on your mind. In ninety six, eight ninety three. This
is from nine to eight number it say, John Jyann
Rich Candy from Habitsu Here. Just listen to the podcast
of a black cat walking in front of John Jay.
So he reversed it and came in from another direction.
And before that, how he thought he might get cancer
(00:20):
for holding his cell phone next to his chest while
looking for a murder in his backyard from his dog's barking.
I'm sitting here thinking I'd do the same thing, or
I wonder the same thing, and then my mind went to,
holy crap. Am I on the spectrum too? Anyways, have
a great day. Oh and please don't call back. You
know how Johji does like talking to people in public.
I don't like talking to people in private on the phone.
(00:41):
Blood you guys bye, I'd like talking to people in public.
I don't like talking to people. I know this might
be a spectrum thing twisted. Anyway, God, what are three
things we need to know?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
The Dodgers were down by five last night in Game
five of the World Series, but Timy Yankees.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Errors and they're rallying.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Came back in the eighth inning to beat the Yankees seven.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
To six to win the World Series in five amazing doss.
They did start the party.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
There was looting in LA.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It's like, that's not a way to celebrate that way.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
That's such a bummer.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I was really excited that the Dodgers one. My dad
grew up in LA, so we're big Dodgers fans in
our households, so I know I was excited for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I kind of thought, you know, like sometimes you get
really jaded, and I'm like, unscripted, they're gonna make him win.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
So it goes to game steps. That's what I thought.
I was watching. I had it on in the background
and it was like five zero. No, I didn't even
have the volume on. And also I looked at it
was five to five and I was like, what the hell, whoa,
that's gonna throw off the whole script. They want to
win in La.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
They were great games to watch, I thought, you know, overall, I.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Didn't really watch them. But but in any case, congratulations
to the Dodgers and all the Dodger fans. Super happy today,
and I'm so sorry Yankees fans, if you're scheduling your
holiday plans, keep this in mind. They did a study
and they actually found and these are the airlines most
likely to delay your flights. Fourth most likely with Spirit Airlines,
Third was American Airlines, second Frontier Airlines, and the number
(02:17):
one most likely airline to delay your flight this holiday
season was Jet Blue Airways. In fact, they found that
only sixty percent of the times, sixty percent of the
time it works every time. No, it will only be
on time sixty percent of the time. So that's a
lot of delayed l that's.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Indeed not a passing grade. Not a grade.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, no, it's not so you know now wasnt against
Jet Blue. Those are just the stats, and keep that
in mind. DoorDash and Lift, you guys have teamed up
so that you can benefit. DoorDash pass members will now
get a discount on Lift rides, while Lift riders will
receive a trial subscription to dash Pass, where you get
free delivery on most orders. Of course, this is to
(02:59):
battle Eats, an uber driving service, because they're like, hey,
we probably need some food and maybe some rides somewhere too,
so they teamed up to give you the benefits like
Uber Eats can do, and so everyone wins. Everyone wins
when companies compete like this. And that's three things you
need to know.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
A couple more text messages John Dan Rich. I'm amazed
it's Halloween Day and I haven't heard Rich say full
sized candy bars yet. I haven't. I haven't said that
at all.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Because right now, say you weren't doing it this year.
I'm not like, this is the first year in a
really like maybe ever, yeah, maybe, Ever.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
How come budget budget restrictions and.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You know, actually the same price for the full size
then these small ones, they're the bags are the same price.
I don't know why. I don't know why. That's a
good question. Candy this year, for sure, and.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
You're handing out fun sized candy and not.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Really Yeah, which come on. I think it's because most
of the kids that I know from the neighborhood are
older and they don't really come to our neighborhood anymore.
So I think we have a lot of importance. Know that,
just like dropped by the neighborhood for candy, and.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I didn't know that. I didn't know that was part
of your equation. I didn't know those.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Kids, the kids I feel you on that because I
grew up in Agritopia was just like a super pop
in neighborhood, especially for holidays and for Halloween. My dad would,
no joke, get like six hundred full sized candy bars.
But it got to a point where it was like
hundreds of kids from different neighborhoods were coming in and
jacking all our candy.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
But it's cool.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I guess it's all ok height of it.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I'm sure Agritopia six hundred you probably run out of candy.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
We ran out every year, and it kind of makes
me sad that our neighborhood now isn't as isn't.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
As a couple of years ago, I started just giving
away full sized rotisserie chickens. Nice.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I'm going to tell you what you should be dressing
up for for Halloween based on your zodiac sign and
if it's your birthday today, you share a birthday with
Willi Smith, Rob Schneider and Vanilla Ice.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Mary Kay, good morning, what you're sign?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Okay, So for Gemini, this is what you should be
for Halloween today. If you don't have a costume, you
should go as Wednesday and Enid as a duo. Like
I'm talking split face kind of vibe. Gemini, lean into
your two sided nature by going as Wednesday and Enid
from Wednesday half dark and brooding, half bubbly and bright.
You can even swap personalities halfway through the night.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
It would be perfect for you.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I love that.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Thanks Breay, Kay Diane, good morning.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Hey have Gyleen, Happy Halloween.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
What you're saying, I'm a scorpio.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Scorpio okay for Halloween? For you, Scorpio, you should go
as Vampire Diaries characters Elena. Scorpios bring the mystery and
the intensities. So rock the look as Elena from Vampire Diaries. Dark, stylish,
a little bit creepy, classic scorpio Halloween energy.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Oh cool, thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
What do you have for Pisces?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, Pisces rich. You should go as whimsical fairy core.
Go for fairy core with all of those dreamy, earthy vibes.
Think of like flowing dresses, those cute little ears. You'll
look like you stepped out of like a like a
fairy movie. It'll be perfect for you.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I'm not a post chance. I did not go that
way this morning, but I appreciate.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
What about for Leo.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Well, for Leo, what we should be dressing up for
for Halloween this year is Queen Charlotte from Bridgerton. So
like maximum drama glamour. If we go as Queen Charlotte,
we're gonna have this big ballroom, dress the attitude, and
basically everyone will know that we're royalty from a mile away.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
What about for Virgo Virgo.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
John Jay, you should be an AI robot assistant.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
You're efficient and you.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Sometimes feel like you're taking care of everyone else, So
dress this chat ept or Siri with like a sleek headset,
futuristic outfit and a super helpful vibe.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Okay, what about for Libra?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah, Kyle, Love Island Contestant, that's what you should dress
up for Libra. Do you live for romance, So channel
your inner reality star and go as a Love Island contestant.
Bring the iconic water bottle, a swimsuit, and be ready
for some spicy recouplings throughout the night.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
I don't know that I like that one, but okay,
all right, So if we get to your sign there,
I'll post it on our website.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
You go to John Jay and Rich dot com and
they're all up there. Take Mary Carey, She called, Okay,
see hold on Mary, Kay, what's up?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Hi? So I just wanted to share the word with
some families that could use a little bit of a
holiday love. We have a Christmas event. It's called Lolo
Spirited Getting. It'll be our eleventh year and kids six
to sixteen get to get free Christmas gifts for their paris.
It's a beautiful event and all the information can be
found on our website.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
How can you call on a Halloween for that? Why
don't you wait, like at least till tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Can I call back tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Well you already did today, Like I mean, I mean, like,
as I'm hearing you, I'm like what, Like my mind
is like scrambling, like whoa wait, what Christmas? Like that's
not even in the like I got No.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
I didn't think about it that way. But I'm just excited.
I just launched my website and passed out the information
a seven hundre families and you know, today really starts
the holiday season officially.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I feel like, so, but is your mind not on
Halloween at all? Like are you dressing up as? Do
you have a costume or anything?
Speaker 6 (08:09):
I already won last week's Halloween costume was what was it? Beetlejuice?
And my mind's blinking because I haven't seen one. It
was his life, but I was the wife.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I looked great, okay, all right, well thank you Mary, Kay, Merry, Christmas, dude, rich,
good morning, good morning. What's going on?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I called it, tell you guys yesterday that you have
infiltrated my brain. And I felt just like Kyle, and
that should not be my first reaction.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
What happened.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
So I walked my daughter up to school, and on
my way back to the car, I'm minding my own business,
listening to my iPod and something lands on my shirt
and I look down and I noticed it is a beast.
So I try not to panic and I freeze and
it flies away, so I was like, okay, good. Then
it comes back and stings me right in the chest
and it hurts so bad, so I like run to
(09:04):
my car and I get I have like a little
nail set, so I pull my teezers out and I
get the singer. Okay, everything's good. It hurts, but I'll
be okay. So I start driving down the road and
I feel something weird and I look down and the
little dying bee body is in my sports bra and
I panicked, and I pull over as quickly as possible,
and I hit the curb with my rim. And the
(09:25):
first thing I think of is I just pulled the
Kyle Fitch would absolutely kill me.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
A bee body in your sports brawl.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
But it's Halloween. That wasn't just a normal bee. That
was a booby.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
So I just had to tell and call you guys.
The first thing I think of is Kyle and I
lost you guys every day, and you have just infiltrated
my brain.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Well, let me ask you this. You said, so you
the chest, Was it like on one of your boobs?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
It was like right above, like right on my chest bone.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Does it make your boobs bigger when you get swollen?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Would be amazing.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Is it bitually like on your right boom? Your right
boom gets a lot bigger?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
You let start walking to one.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Side because I'm leaning and looking for beehives to walk
around to keep him kind of eating them out.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
So amazing. Well, Nikita, thank you so much for calling in.
That's cool that you thought of Kyle and that happens,
and I'm so glad you called this. That just made
our day thank you so much. Be safe, be booby
booby joke. I thought her whole story was going to
be for a setup for a booby joke, and it wasn't.
It was just it was a real joke, a real story.
(10:45):
Yeah I was. She sent me a bay on my head,
all right? Thanks to kid, Every great day you too.
Boo boo b boo boo or thriller shade Oh you
call John Jay and Rich made seven seven nine three
seven one o four seven
Before we get to three things you need to know?
A text message, you text us, you text JJR whatever's
on your mind. In ninety six, eight ninety three. This
is from nine to eight number it say, John Jyann
Rich Candy from Habitsu Here. Just listen to the podcast
of a black cat walking in front of John Jay.
So he reversed it and came in from another direction.
And before that, how he thought he might get cancer
(00:20):
for holding his cell phone next to his chest while
looking for a murder in his backyard from his dog's barking.
I'm sitting here thinking I'd do the same thing, or
I wonder the same thing, and then my mind went to,
holy crap. Am I on the spectrum too? Anyways, have
a great day. Oh and please don't call back. You
know how Johji does like talking to people in public.
I don't like talking to people in private on the phone.
(00:41):
Blood you guys bye, I'd like talking to people in public.
I don't like talking to people. I know this might
be a spectrum thing twisted. Anyway, God, what are three
things we need to know?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
The Dodgers were down by five last night in Game
five of the World Series, but Timy Yankees.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Errors and they're rallying.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Came back in the eighth inning to beat the Yankees seven.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
To six to win the World Series in five amazing doss.
They did start the party.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
There was looting in LA.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It's like, that's not a way to celebrate that way.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
That's such a bummer.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I was really excited that the Dodgers one. My dad
grew up in LA, so we're big Dodgers fans in
our households, so I know I was excited for sure.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I kind of thought, you know, like sometimes you get
really jaded, and I'm like, unscripted, they're gonna make him win.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
So it goes to game steps. That's what I thought.
I was watching. I had it on in the background
and it was like five zero. No, I didn't even
have the volume on. And also I looked at it
was five to five and I was like, what the hell, whoa,
that's gonna throw off the whole script. They want to
win in La.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
They were great games to watch, I thought, you know, overall, I.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Didn't really watch them. But but in any case, congratulations
to the Dodgers and all the Dodger fans. Super happy today,
and I'm so sorry Yankees fans, if you're scheduling your
holiday plans, keep this in mind. They did a study
and they actually found and these are the airlines most
likely to delay your flights. Fourth most likely with Spirit Airlines,
Third was American Airlines, second Frontier Airlines, and the number
(02:17):
one most likely airline to delay your flight this holiday
season was Jet Blue Airways. In fact, they found that
only sixty percent of the times, sixty percent of the
time it works every time. No, it will only be
on time sixty percent of the time. So that's a
lot of delayed l that's.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Indeed not a passing grade. Not a grade.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
No, no, it's not so you know now wasnt against
Jet Blue. Those are just the stats, and keep that
in mind. DoorDash and Lift, you guys have teamed up
so that you can benefit. DoorDash pass members will now
get a discount on Lift rides, while Lift riders will
receive a trial subscription to dash Pass, where you get
free delivery on most orders. Of course, this is to
(02:59):
battle Eats, an uber driving service, because they're like, hey,
we probably need some food and maybe some rides somewhere too,
so they teamed up to give you the benefits like
Uber Eats can do, and so everyone wins. Everyone wins
when companies compete like this. And that's three things you
need to know.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
A couple more text messages John Dan Rich. I'm amazed
it's Halloween Day and I haven't heard Rich say full
sized candy bars yet. I haven't. I haven't said that
at all.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Because right now, say you weren't doing it this year.
I'm not like, this is the first year in a
really like maybe ever, yeah, maybe, Ever.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
How come budget budget restrictions and.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
You know, actually the same price for the full size
then these small ones, they're the bags are the same price.
I don't know why. I don't know why. That's a
good question. Candy this year, for sure, and.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
You're handing out fun sized candy and not.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Really Yeah, which come on. I think it's because most
of the kids that I know from the neighborhood are
older and they don't really come to our neighborhood anymore.
So I think we have a lot of importance. Know that,
just like dropped by the neighborhood for candy, and.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I didn't know that. I didn't know that was part
of your equation. I didn't know those.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Kids, the kids I feel you on that because I
grew up in Agritopia was just like a super pop
in neighborhood, especially for holidays and for Halloween. My dad would,
no joke, get like six hundred full sized candy bars.
But it got to a point where it was like
hundreds of kids from different neighborhoods were coming in and
jacking all our candy.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
But it's cool.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I guess it's all ok height of it.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I'm sure Agritopia six hundred you probably run out of candy.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
We ran out every year, and it kind of makes
me sad that our neighborhood now isn't as isn't.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
As a couple of years ago, I started just giving
away full sized rotisserie chickens. Nice.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
I'm going to tell you what you should be dressing
up for for Halloween based on your zodiac sign and
if it's your birthday today, you share a birthday with
Willi Smith, Rob Schneider and Vanilla Ice.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Mary Kay, good morning, what you're sign?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Okay, So for Gemini, this is what you should be
for Halloween today. If you don't have a costume, you
should go as Wednesday and Enid as a duo. Like
I'm talking split face kind of vibe. Gemini, lean into
your two sided nature by going as Wednesday and Enid
from Wednesday half dark and brooding, half bubbly and bright.
You can even swap personalities halfway through the night.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
It would be perfect for you.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I love that.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Thanks Breay, Kay Diane, good morning.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Hey have Gyleen, Happy Halloween.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
What you're saying, I'm a scorpio.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Scorpio okay for Halloween? For you, Scorpio, you should go
as Vampire Diaries characters Elena. Scorpios bring the mystery and
the intensities. So rock the look as Elena from Vampire Diaries. Dark, stylish,
a little bit creepy, classic scorpio Halloween energy.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Oh cool, thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
What do you have for Pisces?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, Pisces rich. You should go as whimsical fairy core.
Go for fairy core with all of those dreamy, earthy vibes.
Think of like flowing dresses, those cute little ears. You'll
look like you stepped out of like a like a
fairy movie. It'll be perfect for you.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I'm not a post chance. I did not go that
way this morning, but I appreciate.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
What about for Leo.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Well, for Leo, what we should be dressing up for
for Halloween this year is Queen Charlotte from Bridgerton. So
like maximum drama glamour. If we go as Queen Charlotte,
we're gonna have this big ballroom, dress the attitude, and
basically everyone will know that we're royalty from a mile away.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
What about for Virgo Virgo.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
John Jay, you should be an AI robot assistant.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
You're efficient and you.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Sometimes feel like you're taking care of everyone else, So
dress this chat ept or Siri with like a sleek headset,
futuristic outfit and a super helpful vibe.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Okay, what about for Libra?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Yeah, Kyle, Love Island Contestant, that's what you should dress
up for Libra. Do you live for romance, So channel
your inner reality star and go as a Love Island contestant.
Bring the iconic water bottle, a swimsuit, and be ready
for some spicy recouplings throughout the night.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
I don't know that I like that one, but okay,
all right, So if we get to your sign there,
I'll post it on our website.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
You go to John Jay and Rich dot com and
they're all up there. Take Mary Carey, She called, Okay,
see hold on Mary, Kay, what's up?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Hi? So I just wanted to share the word with
some families that could use a little bit of a
holiday love. We have a Christmas event. It's called Lolo
Spirited Getting. It'll be our eleventh year and kids six
to sixteen get to get free Christmas gifts for their paris.
It's a beautiful event and all the information can be
found on our website.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
How can you call on a Halloween for that? Why
don't you wait, like at least till tomorrow?
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Can I call back tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Well you already did today, Like I mean, I mean, like,
as I'm hearing you, I'm like what, Like my mind
is like scrambling, like whoa wait, what Christmas? Like that's
not even in the like I got No.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
I didn't think about it that way. But I'm just excited.
I just launched my website and passed out the information
a seven hundre families and you know, today really starts
the holiday season officially.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
I feel like, so, but is your mind not on
Halloween at all? Like are you dressing up as? Do
you have a costume or anything?
Speaker 6 (08:09):
I already won last week's Halloween costume was what was it? Beetlejuice?
And my mind's blinking because I haven't seen one. It
was his life, but I was the wife.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I looked great, okay, all right, well thank you Mary, Kay, Merry, Christmas, dude, rich,
good morning, good morning. What's going on?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
I called it, tell you guys yesterday that you have
infiltrated my brain. And I felt just like Kyle, and
that should not be my first reaction.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
What happened.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
So I walked my daughter up to school, and on
my way back to the car, I'm minding my own business,
listening to my iPod and something lands on my shirt
and I look down and I noticed it is a beast.
So I try not to panic and I freeze and
it flies away, so I was like, okay, good. Then
it comes back and stings me right in the chest
and it hurts so bad, so I like run to
(09:04):
my car and I get I have like a little
nail set, so I pull my teezers out and I
get the singer. Okay, everything's good. It hurts, but I'll
be okay. So I start driving down the road and
I feel something weird and I look down and the
little dying bee body is in my sports bra and
I panicked, and I pull over as quickly as possible,
and I hit the curb with my rim. And the
(09:25):
first thing I think of is I just pulled the
Kyle Fitch would absolutely kill me.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
A bee body in your sports brawl.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
But it's Halloween. That wasn't just a normal bee. That
was a booby.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
So I just had to tell and call you guys.
The first thing I think of is Kyle and I
lost you guys every day, and you have just infiltrated
my brain.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Well, let me ask you this. You said, so you
the chest, Was it like on one of your boobs?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
It was like right above, like right on my chest bone.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Does it make your boobs bigger when you get swollen?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Would be amazing.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Is it bitually like on your right boom? Your right
boom gets a lot bigger?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
You let start walking to one.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Side because I'm leaning and looking for beehives to walk
around to keep him kind of eating them out.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
So amazing. Well, Nikita, thank you so much for calling in.
That's cool that you thought of Kyle and that happens,
and I'm so glad you called this. That just made
our day thank you so much. Be safe, be booby
booby joke. I thought her whole story was going to
be for a setup for a booby joke, and it wasn't.
It was just it was a real joke, a real story.
(10:45):
Yeah I was. She sent me a bay on my head,
all right? Thanks to kid, Every great day you too.
Boo boo b boo boo or thriller shade Oh you
call John Jay and Rich made seven seven nine three
seven one o four seven
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