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September 10, 2026 • 9 mins

WHAT was in their dog?!?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, dummy, if you get free roses, it's a trap.
War of the Roses starts right now on John Jay
and Rich. All right, it's time for War of the Roses.
Good morning, Denise.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Hi there.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Who do you think's cheating on you?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Well.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
Um, I don't know. I guess I think that my
dog just exposed my husband. Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
So you think your husband's cheating on you?

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Yep. Yep.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I'm literally, I'm literally on my way home from the
emergency vet because our puppy just ate something and like
they had to make him throw it up.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
And it was literally a song.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
And it's definitely not mine.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Ew.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
I'm, like, really tiny, and this underwear was, like, huge. Like,
super large, and there was, like... There's literally, like, no
universe where he can convince me that it belongs to me.
And my husband was... He was home alone with the
dog yesterday while I was at work, so now I'm just, like,
here thinking.

(01:08):
Okay, like, whose big ass was in my house, and
why did my dog have to be the one to
tell me? Like, we've been married for 10 years, and
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
And no house guests have been over and stayed over
or anything like that?

Speaker 4 (01:24):
No, no.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Weird.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
That's going to be hard to explain.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Sounds like, well, sounds like there was a house guest.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
I'm trying to think of, like, is there any other
possible explanation, like, Do you have weird neighbors that like
to throw their thongs in.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Your yard and maybe your puppy went out back? Or
maybe your husband's a cross-dresser and it's his underwear.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
I wouldn't even be surprised if he did something shady.
He's like, he's just, yeah, he's a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Okay, well, let me give you the positive of this.

Speaker 7 (01:55):
Because as someone who has a dog rescue, our Love
Pup Foundation, most of these situations end up with massive
surgery on the dog to get the item out. And
so you just got it lucky that the dog got
to cough up these massive pair of.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Underwear out of the puppy's throat. Because normally it's a
$ 10, 000 surgery. We had some neighbors had to deal with that.
We had to help. It was so expensive to operate,
to take out a sock.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
That happened to my in-laws, too. To take out a thong. Like,
my God. And not only that, it's a big thong. Thong, thong, thong, thong.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
This is just crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay. So what is your husband's name?

Speaker 5 (02:31):
Charlie.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (02:32):
So you want us to call Charlie and we're going
to find out who he sends romantic flowers to.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:39):
And you have zero clue. It's not a friend of yours.
You've seen nothing else. We're just going to call the
dude up, and hopefully he says, send him to Denise.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
No one has been to our house for like eight years.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
That's so weird.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, which is why I'm banking on the weird neighbor
throwing thongs into the background.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Let's hope so. Because I can only imagine the emotional
rollercoaster you're going through with your pup and then this.
All right, Denise, hold on a line.

Speaker 7 (02:59):
We will get Charlie on the phone and see who
he's going to send romantic flowers to.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
War of the Roses continues next with John Dane Rich.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
Yay!

Speaker 1 (03:08):
All right, we're in the middle of War of the Roses.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
You got Denise, who currently is driving home from the
vet because they had to have her dog vomit up something,
and it was a pair of underwear.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
It was thong underwear, not Denise's. It was very large
thong underwear, right, Denise?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Yeah, it was huge.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Which, I mean, obviously that bothers you.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
I mean, it's just not mine.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Right.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Which would bother anyone.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
I'm really glad you called us because we have to
get to the bottom of this.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
You ready, Kyle?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
All right, we're calling her husband, Charlie. We're going to
find out who he's going to send a flower to.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Hi there. Is Charlie available? Yes, speaking.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Oh, perfect.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
So, my name is Sadie. You're like, who are you?
I'm calling from a new company.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
We're called J & R Flowers. This is actually a
really cool thing for.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
You, Charlie.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
You have been chosen to be a micro-influencer for us.
And if you're wondering what that means, I will tell you.
That means you get to send our beautiful bouquet of
roses that is super romantic. It's our Pure Passion bouquet.
And you get to send it totally free. And we're
kind of just hoping that you post about us on
whichever social media platform you use the most. So, We
get a little bit of marketing out of it, and
you get to surprise someone special.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
I didn't sign up for anything.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
I know.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
That's why it's actually really cool, because if you signed up,
then you'd have to do paperwork and all that stuff.
But we don't really need any paperwork. I don't need
any credit card information or anything like that. We really
are just kind of hoping you help spread the word.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Okay, I'm in a little bit of a rush. Perfect.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
We can get this done really quickly. It is a
dozen long stem red roses. We're going to send them
out with a card. You let me know the message
you want on the card, and then we'll talk name
and address. I'll give you a time they're sent out,
and we can be done.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Okay, so you don't need any of my information? You
don't need my credit card or anything?

Speaker 6 (05:02):
No, and I'm actually ready for that message. If you
want to get moving, we can speed it up.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Okay, and I don't have to give my address? It's
just Free Flowers Anonymous?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yeah, no address.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yeah, okay. Sure. Could you make it up to Maya, please?

Speaker 6 (05:22):
What would you like to say in that message?

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Just put, can't stop thinking about you.

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Can't stop thinking about you to Maya.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
I'm sorry. Charlie, who the hell is Maya?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Denise?

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Denise, is that you?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (05:45):
I called John Jay and Rich. What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Because I'm literally sitting here listening to my husband send
flowers to another woman.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
At the emergency vet because our dog ate her thong.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
What are you talking about? Okay, I'm sorry, Denise. What is, I, I,
what thong are you talking about? Oh, you're confused? Okay.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Well, they made our dog throw it up, Charlie. A
giant black thong came out of our dog. And unless
I magically grew an ass overnight, it is definitely not mine.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
I have no idea, Denise, what you're talking about. And
it sounds like, I don't know. It sounds like the
dog got into something, but I don't think. Please.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Why don't you just go ahead and explain Maya?

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Maya is a friend from work, and, you know, I've
told you about Maya, right? Like, we get along, she's
been going through a lot of tough stuff, and this
week was particularly rough. Like, I literally was just talking
to Maya, and she's, like, crying to me, okay? And
she's having an extra rough week, and I was like, hey,
let me be a good co-worker. And she could use

(07:00):
this more than anyone else, right?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Right, so she's having a really rough week, and so
you just told them to write, can't stop thinking about you, right?
And so that makes sense to you?

Speaker 6 (07:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
That a co-worker would write that on a safety card?

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Well, yeah, it's like a joke because she's always, you know,
she's like, I'm like, hey, I got to get back
to work.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Sounds hilarious.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Why was another woman's underwear in my house?

Speaker 5 (07:30):
You're making it sound way worse than it is. That's not,
I think you're jumping to conclusions and like, I don't know.
Maybe she left them and it wasn't like it was
a completely.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Maybe she left them.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
So you had Maya at the house?

Speaker 5 (07:44):
That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
That's not what I meant.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
No, you're so dumb.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, you did.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Hey, have we told you you're on the radio yet,
by the way?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
She did. Oh, OK.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
OK, so this bitch has been in our house.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I said maybe.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
That's not what I meant. I meant maybe there's, you know,
someone left in our house. I don't know. For all
we know, we moved in, what, a few years ago?
There's still some stuff lying around.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Charlie, I think it's time to come clean.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
You got caught red-handed.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
Like, you're just, you're really reaching here.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
So how long have you been sleeping with this bitch?

Speaker 5 (08:21):
I'm not doing this with you. Listen. Denise, I am not.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Are you.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
I don't want to do this on the radio, Denise.
You can set your side like an adult.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Oh, my God, Charlie. It is on the radio.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
And now I'm, like, fumbling in public. If you actually
talk to me like an adult, okay? You know, because
we can't have conflict, apparently. You avoid every freaking, you know,
conflict that we have.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Are you kidding me? you're talking about avoiding you're literally
caught denying i can't i can't do it i can't
do it.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
I will talk to you about this not on the
radio okay how about that why would you humiliate me please.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Get the fuck off dude i don't know why you're
doing this to us this is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
All right. She's not doing anything.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Well, I guess we figured it out, so.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
I'm sorry, Denise.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
I'll talk to you later. I didn't get thrown over
the fence. All right, so Denise, but the dog's okay?

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
All right, the dog's Charlie. You didn't even check the dog.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
I'm taking my dog. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, take the dog. Okay. He's no good. All right,
hold on a line. We see if we can... Well,
she seems to be a very strong woman.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Yeah, she's a good woman.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
That's War of the Roses. That is War of the Roses.
War of the Roses with John Jay and Rich on
104.7 KISS FM.
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