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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The War of the roses starts right now on John
(00:02):
Jay and Ridge.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This type of war of the roses, This is where
you think somebody is cheating on you, so you come
to us, tell us why. We find out for you
by sending roses to the person. Hopefully they think that
the roses are coming from you. If not, it gets
very ugly. And today, you guys, we have Marcus on
the line. Good morning, Marcus, Hey, good morning. How are
you doing. Yeah, man, thanks for jumping on the air
(00:24):
with So what's your situation? Who's cheating on you or
who do you think is cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Man? You know, I don't even know how to really
explain this without sounding crazy.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
But my situation is a it's a little bit different. See,
I'm married, but we're also in a relationship with another woman,
and you know, it's something that we mutually agreed on,
and honestly, I think it's been really working for us.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Like we're all pretty close, we spend time together and
you know, it's not like a.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Secret or anything.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
But you know, lately, my wife she's been.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Acting really off, like.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
She's on the phone all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
She's kind of.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Pulling away from the both of us. And the weirdest
part is like our girlfriend even noticed it too. We
both tried asking her, like what's going on, you know,
and she just shuts it down and she says she's
stressed or you know, tired from the day or whatever.
But you know, inside it feels a lot deeper than that.
And I mean, I hate even thinking this, but I
(01:26):
feel like I feel like she might be stepping out
on us, like seeing someone outside of what we agreed on.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
If one of you wants to you said, you have
kind of like you can see another person, you have
to approve of the other person. You just can't go
out and hook up with anybody exactly. Okay, makes sense.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm sitting here and feeling stupid because like.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
How are you gonna how are you gonna cheat when
you're in a throttle So, yeah, I need your help
to figure out what's really going on.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
I'm not really well versed in the throuttle world. But Nicetimes,
do you think when you open up, I mean, you've
opened up your marriage to another person. Do you think
your wife is maybe getting curious about another peron you
said you had a girlfriend, maybe she's getting curious about
having like another boyfriend in her life.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Interesting. I mean, so are we calling your wife to
see who she thinks is setting her flowers? Or are
we calling the girl in the thrupple to see who
she thinks is.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
We can't really get the girlfriend on because this is
a marriage situation, you know.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, you guys, You guys just don't understand.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Wait, so if you're okay, this is confusing. So if
you're the girlfriend, if your girlfriend, if she was out
and about seeing other people, that's not issue. It's but
it's because your wife is. Because you guys are married,
and you've only agreed on this one other person exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh so if you're the girl the third party, you
can do whatever you want. Yes, so wow, nice setup. Okay, Okay,
what's your wife's name? Sarah Tara? Okay, so what we're
gonna do is called tera and how do we do it?
When it's a girl, I.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Usually say, oh my gosh, it's like my first day
and there's like so many Terra cards.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Taro car Who who do you think you're sending you flowers?
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Okay, got it? Okay, all right, good, all right, it's
a complicated. This a thrupple War of the Roses. In
a thrupple, someone's cheating. We're gonna find out that is
next John Jaye.
Speaker 9 (03:26):
Rich They say, the Holy you are.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
In the middle of War of the Roses. You've got
this married couple, Marcus and Terra. They are also in
a thrupple. By the way, do we need to know
the girl's name in the thruple? Marcus? What's her name?
Her name Isa? Okay, so you got Marcus, Tara and Isa.
Marcus and Tara are married, but Lisa's now they're they're
a thrupple person, right, however that works, and so your
relationship with your wife. You're allowed to be with Isa,
(03:58):
but Issa's not allowed to be with anybody else, right,
or she is allowed to East could do whatever she wants. Okay,
So now we're gonna call up Tara, the wife and
see who she thinks might send her flowers. Yeah, I
know there is because Marcus thinks Tara's acting Marcus and
Ista think Terra' is acting weird. So two people in
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the throttle think the third person is acting weird, that
there's something going on.
Speaker 10 (04:23):
Now, if you're not the only person that's catching and
clocking that then maybe there probably is something a little shady.
Speaker 11 (04:43):
There.
Speaker 9 (04:44):
College then forwarded to an automatic voice message to nine.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Hello, Hi, there is Tara available.
Speaker 12 (05:02):
It's Tara.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, that's what I said, Tara.
Speaker 13 (05:05):
Okay, great, that's perfect.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You're exactly who I'm looking for.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
So my name is Keana. I'm with this company. We're
called JNR Flowers. I'm just hoping to bring you some
joy today. I'm a little actually kind of nervous making
this call because I just started here. I really need
this job, and I'm already kind of messing up. So
I'm hoping that I can make you smile when I
tell you this, and then hopefully maybe you can help
me help you.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Is that sound good?
Speaker 9 (05:29):
Sure?
Speaker 14 (05:30):
I know it's I get your name, okay.
Speaker 12 (05:32):
So my name is Kiana.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
I work for JNR Flowers, and somebody's actually trying to
send you our Pure Passion booquet, which is like such
an amazing booquet. It's like a dozen red roses. It
comes in this beautiful vase. It's really really great. We've
got two of these going out today, and I have
two cards addressed to a Tara, and I've mixed them
up and I just want to make sure you get
the right one. So is there any chance you would
(05:56):
know who may be sending you this so I can
make sure to send them off the right way and
and that you get your correct card.
Speaker 14 (06:04):
Wows.
Speaker 12 (06:08):
Yeah, someone's setting me flowers.
Speaker 15 (06:10):
And it's like roses and everything.
Speaker 14 (06:12):
Yeah, okay, well huh, it's one of two people. I'm
pretty sure, but now I'm not quite sure it's.
Speaker 15 (06:22):
It's either going to be a Marcus.
Speaker 12 (06:26):
But if you don't see Marcus, it could.
Speaker 14 (06:29):
Be it's a but I feel like she wouldn't do
that because of my ill seem anyway, I don't think
it would be her, because it could be like risky.
Even what's happening right whatever, it's it's on me, But
it's it's either Marcus or in Isa.
Speaker 11 (06:45):
But I kind of hope.
Speaker 12 (06:46):
It's so, but it's probably Marcus.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Flowers, Sarah, Marcus?
Speaker 12 (06:54):
Is that you?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Stop playing games?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Sarah? Why did you just say that it would be risky?
If it's a Sensi Flowers, you know she is not
allowed to do that.
Speaker 12 (07:08):
There's a lady here a second ago?
Speaker 16 (07:09):
What is going on right now?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Like?
Speaker 12 (07:10):
Literally, what the fuck is spending right now? Hello?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Is you just exposed something because it is not even
supposed to be giving you.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Gifts like that. You know that.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
So why are you even acting like you two have
something going on behind my back?
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Tarah?
Speaker 12 (07:28):
Oh my god, Like, what is even happening right now?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Well, let me explain that that you're.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
On the radio.
Speaker 12 (07:33):
Why is Marcus on the phone?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I am so okay, you can I'm telling you right now.
You're on the radio. You're on Jay and R. Flower
stands for John Jay and Rich radio show. Hi, So
you're on the radio. But go ahead, you two, go ahead,
We'll just listen.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (07:45):
Okay, Okay, Marcus.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
I was worried about whether or not you had somebody
else in your life because you felt you being distant.
Speaker 12 (07:52):
You're not okay, you're not even a real flower lady.
Speaker 11 (07:54):
No, sorry, what the fuck Jesus Christ?
Speaker 14 (07:59):
Okay, Mark, Yes, this is not how I wanted this
to go down. Please believe me when I say that
this is not what I wanted to happen at.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
All, because lately, honestly, Eve been acting weird. This thing
you've been having your phone and now you're saying stuff
like like like I didn't want to.
Speaker 12 (08:22):
Stop stop stop top, like I didn't really want you
to find out this way.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
I am so.
Speaker 12 (08:27):
Sorry, like tweaky, freaking weird like Twilight.
Speaker 14 (08:33):
What is even happening?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Okay, okay, what's the thing you don't want me to
find out?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Say it?
Speaker 14 (08:39):
I can't even say it.
Speaker 11 (08:40):
I can't even say.
Speaker 12 (08:40):
This is so weird. Okay, we're like together now.
Speaker 17 (08:44):
I know it's weird.
Speaker 14 (08:46):
I know it's weird.
Speaker 12 (08:46):
I know, like what we were doing was like cool
and everything.
Speaker 14 (08:49):
But like we now like have feelings for each other.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
What do you mean you have feelings for each other?
You're already in a relationship with her and me, so why.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Are you jealous?
Speaker 12 (08:59):
I know, but it's not.
Speaker 14 (09:03):
It's just it's become different now, it's become different.
Speaker 12 (09:06):
And I'm sorry, and I know this is weird.
Speaker 11 (09:08):
But like I don't think we want you.
Speaker 12 (09:10):
What do you mean we want you? We don't want
you in the mix anymore?
Speaker 13 (09:17):
What?
Speaker 14 (09:17):
Like I'm falling and oh my god, I forgot there's
even an audience here. This is so weird. Okay, Oh
my god, this is gonna be on the radio like
when people are driving in their cars. Oh my god,
I'm gonna throw up. Okay, listen, Okay, let.
Speaker 12 (09:34):
Me just I'm dancing around it because I'm so nervous.
I'm falling in love with her.
Speaker 16 (09:39):
I love her like I.
Speaker 14 (09:41):
Want to be with her, and I appreciate you, and
I know what we were doing was cool with all
of us, but now it's not really like working. And
I know we've been together recently, but neither of.
Speaker 12 (09:51):
Us are even into it anymore. We don't even really
want to be with guys at all. We just want
to be with each other.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Okay, I said it, But you go behind my back
and you start your own relationship.
Speaker 14 (10:05):
Wait a minute, I didn't go behind your back. You
invited her in to our relationships. So don't turn this
around and spin it on me like I am doing
something dishonest, because hello, have we not all been together
for quite a while.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Now, this is crazy. He's literally told me that you
were acting different.
Speaker 14 (10:28):
No, she was right, yeah, because she didn't want to
like be the one to like. We didn't want you
to find out.
Speaker 12 (10:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (10:37):
Maybe we thought this would be like a phase or
like we would just you know, maybe it was just
like an initial thing, maybe it would wear.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Off, But it's not so so Issa kind of played
Marcus a little bit too, because she's like, I don't
know why Terror's acting like. So yeah, so you guys
got to sit down, the three of you and probably
let Marcus in on what his futures.
Speaker 10 (10:58):
Like, right because he wasn't his both his girls.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
That's gonna hurt. Oh yeah, that's true. Nothing, it was
exciting what lasted my friend. But anyway, okay with fire,
thanks for jumping on the air with us. Is what
an interesting life you guys have. But thank you both.
Speaker 12 (11:14):
Oh my god, thank you for thanking me.
Speaker 14 (11:16):
Because I didn't jump on y'all framed me and set
me up.
Speaker 12 (11:20):
I was not expected.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Wells, we're just a message such a thing. Yeah, well, I.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Mean the good news is is like you probably never
knew how to talk to your husband about it, and
now it's like it's out there and you can feel
like a little weight off your shoulders.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Marcus, how are you are you? Are you in shock?
I believe Marcus, I believe you're in shock.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
I can't believe that right now.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I mean, dude, it's a throutle. So you gotta believe something.
You have to expect something like that that happen. Yeah, yeah,
I gotta believe that's very common in the Thrumble. Situation
happens a lot. I mean, it didn't mind what I
was going to say.
Speaker 12 (11:52):
I don't know if what's happening is common. It certainly
was kind of.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
A shock to me.
Speaker 14 (11:56):
But we are in we are in the valley.
Speaker 12 (11:58):
There's been weird things known.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Job, you got it right. Well, thank you both for
going to there with us. Congratulations to your love Karen.
Speaker 14 (12:06):
I guess let's just stop when I get home.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Okay, thank you, Thank you guys. All right, that's where
the roses John J.
Speaker 13 (12:13):
Rich So, April, good morning, you're on the air.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
How are you?
Speaker 11 (12:25):
Thanks for holding Thank you, I'm good.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
How are you?
Speaker 11 (12:30):
Oh? You know, I got a lot going on?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, like yeah, like black what April cap black one?
Speaker 12 (12:46):
Oh so you know what?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Sorry, leave her alone, go ahead, let's go house. What's
going on to April?
Speaker 10 (13:00):
Like what?
Speaker 8 (13:01):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (13:02):
Well, you know I'm calling because my family has just
been on my back for quite a while.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Okay, how about.
Speaker 11 (13:13):
Okay, I've been single for about a year and I
am really, really really enjoying it. I feel like I'm
getting to know myself for the first time. But they
don't love it. My parents think that the longer I'm single,
the more likely it is that they will end up
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with no grandkids. And that's just unfathomable to them. And
so I finally got tired of it. It was like
a call every day. So I created an AI bot
and I've been dating him.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
And this AI bought somehow appeases your family because they
don't know it's an AI bought.
Speaker 11 (13:55):
Or what exactly. I gave him everything, I gave him
a name. I have all these fun details about him
that you'd know if you were dating someone. And I
told him that he's a travel photographer, which explains why
he's never around. And they are just eating it up.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
What happens when you when it's time for the holidays.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
He's got a year for that.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
They broke up, and by the way, I don't think
she's alone. I think a lot of people do this.
That's what I've been hearing a.
Speaker 11 (14:24):
Lot about exactly. And I thought I had until the
holidays just sort of figure that out.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
You know.
Speaker 11 (14:30):
We had a bad breakup. Except now my sister just
told me that she booked this really fancy restaurant for
my birthday, and she's insisting that he come, so my
deadline has moved up.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Oh break before?
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Can you find somebody on a dating site that resembles
your AI bot and then just have them play the
part and then you guys will actually fall in love
like every good rom com.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
You know.
Speaker 11 (14:58):
That was my first idea and I think it's a
good plan. Right. I was wondering if if it's better
to do that or but I'm scared that that they'll
find out that he'll slip up or something like that.
Would have to be a good actor. Or I could
kill him off.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, you break up the how do you kill him off?
At the funeral? Today?
Speaker 13 (15:23):
So extreme?
Speaker 5 (15:24):
You're taking a selfie with a leopard has a travel
photographer and the leopard, it happens.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
That just happened is a girl in China, the snow leopard.
Didn't you see that? Yes, yeah, there was a girl
in China. They were hiking isn't Appalation Mountain somewhere over there?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (15:37):
They were in the mountains where the snow mountains.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
It was a big story in Stacks and Hacks a
few weeks ago. Yeah, she took a self ago attact.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
That's so scary though, but it happened.
Speaker 11 (15:48):
I don't think that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
That kill off the AI chat bop boyfriend, you're going
to be had.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
I don't know. I like your extreme love of you.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Saw he was mean to a dog, and so you
ended it and that was it, and then no one's
gonna question. Okay.
Speaker 11 (16:05):
I was just scared to hire somebody or find some
money on a dating app, because then I've showed them
pictures that I generated.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
You're not following for this a I bought, are you?
Because that's another good realm. Come, she gave all her money?
Speaker 11 (16:21):
Really bad idea on my part. I'm so far.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, she created him and he scammed her out all
her money. Oh no, all right, well you're in the
tough mind too. Man. Well, thanks for calling in, April.
Speaker 11 (16:35):
Thank you for having me totally.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I mean, it's I think what you're going through right
now is actually going to be more common than we think,
especially now when you can put your chap out, you
put the personality into a humanoid robot and then you
have a person. They're going to be more and more so.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Yeah, once they start releasing those robots, that's the future.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
All right, April, thanks for listening. Thank you, you want
to know about bad experiences that you met with celebrities.
For example, you don't want to meet your heroes because
it's soy sad, And that's what happened all over the news,
which Chappelle rone when she met was eleven year old girl.
(17:16):
I was such a nightmare. So we want to know
about the time you met your hero, Melissa, what happened
to you?
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Hi?
Speaker 15 (17:22):
So I met Vince Neil and I'd always been like
a huge fan of Montley Crew and stuff. So I
had the opportunity to tour around LA and the California
area with Vince Neil. It was his solo band when
you know Martley who had broken up, was around I
think two thousand and two, and I went and before
(17:45):
he showed up, I went in his dressing room. We
were all kind of, you know, mingling around there, and
I had to go to the bathroom really badly, and
I'm like, I can't go out there. There's no other
place I'm going to go in here, And everyone said, no, no,
that's Vince neil bathroom. You can't use that. And I
was like, oh, we've got two options, folks. It's either
going to use it or it's going to be a problem.
(18:07):
So I went in the bathroom and right when I
was finishing up, Vince comes in to the main area
and this looks at me, and I'm like, I'm so
sorry using your restroom. He's like, oh no, that's okay.
It's nice to meet too, And he was really friendly
at first. And I hung out with those guys, think
about a couple of weeks, went to different places in
(18:28):
LA and then I thought we were in like we
were old homies and like we were in pretty tight
and stuff, like everything was good. And I met the
I think it was James Hunting and Brent Woods and stuff,
and they were great guys, so I thought I was
in the mix with them. And then the last day
(18:49):
and I forgot what venue we were at, but he
was like an hour and a half late. Something happened
on the road. He didn't show up forever, and everyone
was waiting. Finally he walks in with some corn star
and sits down and we're all there and he starts
screaming and looks at me and says, I don't know
(19:10):
if you.
Speaker 12 (19:10):
Are getting out of here, get out and leave.
Speaker 15 (19:12):
And I thought he was going to start like throwing
this stuff and completely lost it and looked at me
and raged, and I was just like dumbfounded, Like you've
got to be kidding me. This is a nice guy
that you.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Know your bathroom.
Speaker 15 (19:30):
I didn't even poop it was, but I was like,
I was so dumb founded. Everybody had told me, warned
me about him.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I was like something, I mean, you were with it
for three weeks. He's probably like enough, I don't know
who you are. I mean at some point you know,
like go go right didn't.
Speaker 15 (19:51):
But in my mind we were like old friends. And
I had a whole image of my mind, and I.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Thought, here, three weeks with you. Are you traveling with
them in the hotel? Are you sleeping with them? Are
you getting intimate with them?
Speaker 11 (20:03):
No?
Speaker 15 (20:04):
Which I do have a hilarious story, but I but
not on the air, but of that. But no, I
didn't hook up with anybody. I didn't sleep with anyone.
I sold their T shirts. I even blotted his head
after one of the shows, and like just chilled.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
So there's a famous say and my dad, you've seen
this all the time. Fish in guests both smell after
three days, You're there three weeks hanging out with the
non stop twenty four seven. He was like, enough with
this woman. Enough. She's paying in my bathroom, she's blotting
my sweat away from me, she's looking at my porn
star dat all weird get out.
Speaker 15 (20:39):
It may have been from one of the one of
the venues the you remember the Man Show, Juggies, the
Man Show.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I do remember the Man I never saw, but I
know the Man Show. Jimmy Kimmel sho. Yeah, yeah, Oh,
one of the juggies, the girls that jumps on jampolines
or something like that.
Speaker 15 (20:53):
Yeah, they came back stage one time and they're like,
we're doing girls, Girls, girls, you need to come out
and dance with us. I'm like, So I went out
there with him and totally got staged right and ran
off stage.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
So yeah, so he's like, why do I want her around?
She doesn't jump on stage with us? Does she uses
my bathroom? Okay, Well it's a whole love line, hoottle line,
Thank you, Marina tell us. Why don't you want to
meet your heroes?
Speaker 14 (21:19):
Well, let me just tell you. I met miss Ellen
Degenerous at a meet and greet back in like twenty ten,
before we even took the photo with the meet and
greet someone from her little aposse, you know, her like
team comes up to me and literally says, and I'll
remember it clear as day.
Speaker 12 (21:38):
She goes, don't.
Speaker 14 (21:38):
Talk, don't touch, just smile, and then she like pushed
me over to Ellen.
Speaker 12 (21:43):
Ellen stood there like a weirdo, didn't.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Say a word.
Speaker 14 (21:46):
They took the picture, and I just was like walked away,
thinking like what the hell is that?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I mean, so those are her people.
Speaker 14 (21:55):
That's not her though, right, No, But I have a
little side story.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 14 (22:01):
Right, So, back when I was living in Los Angeles,
my friend was a waitress at this little cafe where
Ellen frequented. Well, my friend never waited on her until
this one day, apparently because she had chipped nail polish,
not like wretched manicure, but just a few chips in
her nail polish.
Speaker 16 (22:22):
After my friend waited on Ellen, Ellen.
Speaker 14 (22:24):
Complained to the manager about her manicure being chipped and
immediately said, you need to fire her.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
That's not okay.
Speaker 14 (22:33):
And my friend lost her job because Ellen did that.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
That's terrible, I gotta tell you, Okay. On the flip
side of that, Rich and I met Ellen and she
was very nice. Yeah, she was very very nice. I
thought she had very nice eyes. She was beautilized.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Yeah, there have been a lot of reports, but you
have to share your experience.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
And she has beautiful.
Speaker 14 (22:54):
Because you guys are like in the industry don't have.
Speaker 12 (23:00):
And that too, I guess.
Speaker 14 (23:01):
But the nail maybe she's nice to people who can
like do things for her.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Don't bring me my food with chip nails. Well, thank
you Marina, thanks for sharing that story.
Speaker 12 (23:15):
Thanks for taking my car.
Speaker 14 (23:16):
I love you guys, I.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Love you too.
Speaker 14 (23:21):
Yes, please do oh, I will don't complain about my
manicure if I ever meet.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Let's just make sure you not wearing open toe shoes
like that. Thank you. So Moley and Matt, what's your story?
Who'd you meet? That was rude? Dude?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
I met Kanye West at a hotel in Miami. It's
like two o'clock in the morning. The lobby's empty, so
it's just like me and him, and I'm thinking this
is my moment. So I go up to him and
I'm like, hey man, I'm a big fan. He just
stares at me like like I don't even exist. So
I'm standing there. It's awkward as hell, and I'm just
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waiting for anything. Then he leans over to me and
he says, don't talk to me unless you're adding something
to my energy. And I'm like, like, bro, what if
that even mean? I just wanted a picture, not a
vibe check.
Speaker 10 (24:10):
Oh my gosh. But like, your energy is everything though?
So did you feel like super insecure after? Because I
would if Kanye told me my energy was out a whack,
I would be feeling something.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I would be like, you just ruined my energy.
Speaker 13 (24:21):
I know.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I'm like, how energy is? I always out of whack?
And it's really bad. Most of the question that I
would feel completely honored if Kanye said that's the fact
that you acknowledged you, he felt you. I mean, he
looked at you. I think that would be so awesome. Totally,
I totally.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
You gotta imagine that could go any way. He could
have been your best friend, you could have been you know,
living with him, or he could have shut you down
like that. You don't know what Kanye could get, but
you got a moment.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Embrace it.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
All right, Matt. Now he's lost his energy. Thanks for
calling in, dude.
Speaker 13 (25:02):
Nobody lost everybody.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
Wow, I'm on Kanye side now.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Eight seven seventh ninety seven one four seven. We want
to know about you. Know, you met your celebrity hero
and it just was not what you expected.
Speaker 14 (25:15):
John Jay Ridge, it's your part of the show this morning.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
No worries, It's all there on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I got a DM from Amy about it, and it
made me think about something we have to do on
the air. Amy's out the line, but first, here's what
we're gonna get into. How'd you use a four? Because
everybody's got a fork story. Everybody's got After Amy's DM,
I realized everyone's got a fork story.
Speaker 10 (25:37):
Day.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
What's your fork story? Amy? Good morning?
Speaker 11 (25:41):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (25:42):
So randomly we had like a picture and I was
like fixing it and when I fixed it, I noticed
that there was like these four prongs, like these little
dots that were in the wall. And my little brother,
he was just mischievous and he has like an airsoft gun.
He like a hole in my mom's brand new fridge
one time. So I thought this was like something that
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my brother did. He's trying to cover it up. So
I go to my mom because like I'm the oldest
and I like to tat to tell because I'm petty
like that, and she's like, well, what actually happened was
your stepfather and I were having a conversation and he
pissed me off, and she threw a fork at him
and he dodged it and it went probably about fifty
feet and landed straight into.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
The wall in his forehead.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Like a ninja. Yeah, it's that. And after seeing that,
I was like, after reading your text or your DM,
I was like, man, that's exactly a Kyle story, except
it hit before him.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
I didn't did.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I just actually just stabbed it. Oh you, it's more
violent every time, but you had more hostile back then
with your long arms you got, you couldn't stop it.
Speaker 7 (26:52):
You could have been in the backyard and she could
have got in her alarm wide.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Well, thank you, Amy.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
So everyone's got a four story every but he's got
a fork story.
Speaker 16 (27:02):
Every one has a fork story. I mean it's just
it's a thing. It's easy to grab instead grab.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Throw, grab, sab I've got a real.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Oh yeah, all right, Amy, you have a great day.
Thank you for listening, even four seven because Coyle a
story and then Peyton your story because that's what happened
was like your earstory. You threw it your sister.
Speaker 10 (27:26):
Yeah, no, me and my sister got into it and
she threw a fork at me and it hit my
forehead right in the middle.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Really yeah, And then rich you said you have a force.
I do, and Stacy's my witness for this. I don't
think that I get really mad at a bunch of things.
But one thing that I find myself always being hostile
at is really bad phone customer service. And I had
had a credit card stolen, and I'm going through all
these charges that aren't mine, and they're like, are you
sure you didn't buy a giant tool set in Sri Lanka?
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And I'm like so frustrated because I can't get this.
And I take this fork because I'm eating. I chuck
it across the room with my left hand as hard
as I can. In The mystery is that we have
never found that fork. It is just gone somewhere. I've
looked under couches, I've looked in walls. I don't know
where the fork went. But I lost my ish through
a fork. Still don't know where it is somewhere in
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the middle of my kitchen and family room.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
What's your fourth story? Eight seven, seven, nine, three seven,
one oh four seven. I've never told this, my four
story is not exciting, but I do have a four story.
I mean it's a four story. It's a four story.
So I went to when I was like, I just
got out of college and I got my first job.
Long story short, I was seeing a therapist, right but
I called him a success coach. He was supposed to
make me successful. And I was sitting on a couch
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like you would with a shrink, and he wants me
to write down my earliest childhood memory. And I remember,
this is like my earliest childhood memory. I remember getting
out a blue tricycle and I lived in Tucson on
thirtieth Street and twenty nine Street was the really busy street.
I remember getting on my tricycle and I'm riding my
bike and my tricycle by myself, and I'm going around
the block and I'm going and I find a fork
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and I pick it up like it's treasure. I couldn't believe.
I was like, I held it in my hand, and
I remember driving home, riding my tricycle home with a fork,
and I brought it home and my mom was like,
we'll do David's with a fork, and it was like dirty.
Soone else away and it was my treasure. That's my
earliest memory. It's not an exciting story, but I have
a fork story.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Much like the Little Mermaid your forks.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
That happened a little more fork? Who's a dingle hopper?
Speaker 7 (29:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
What, Yeah, I don't know, that's just her. She thinks
it's a brush like I've.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Never seen little More like many things, John Jay, You're
just like the Little Mermaid.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
All right? Eight seven seven ninety three seven one oh
four seven. We want to hear your fork story. That
is next with John Jay and Rich everybody's got a
fork story. Tom, what's your fork story?
Speaker 18 (29:49):
Hey, good morning. Uh yeah, so I've got one I'll
never forget for the rest of my days. I was
a freshman in high school working in a dietary department
at a retirement home. I was serving a gentleman retired veteran,
and we didn't have the right kind of insure for him.
I only had vanilla, but he wanted strawberry, and I
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kept trying to since we don't have any. Stabbed me
with the fork.
Speaker 11 (30:13):
Oh my god, in my.
Speaker 18 (30:19):
Thought, Yeah, he stabbed me in my leg. It was
bleeding out a little bit. I went back. They cleaned
it up, and they're like, hey, get back to work.
So some I'll forget or I won't forget for the
rest of my life.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
You got like four little marks on your leg or
five little marks?
Speaker 18 (30:37):
You know, I still got yep, I got two left.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
On there, all right, Tom, Thanks brother Amanda. Everybody's got
a fork story, what's yours?
Speaker 19 (30:46):
So we went to Westgate for a friend of our
fortieth birthday a nail, and an ex girlfriend of his
showed up and the new girlfriend did not take too
kindly to this, and the one that's like evening when
we were out there, we were at dinner and I
jokingly made a comment. I was like, oh, you could
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always shank her in the bathroom, like with a fork.
And the next thing I know, they both kind of
like at separate times, went to the restroom and the
ex girlfriend came back holding a fork and she handed
it to our friend whose birthday was and he was like,
your girlfriend just handed this to me in the bathroom
and asked if I could bring it back to the table,
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And I just thought it was so funny. And she
and I, like the new girlfriend and I became such
good friends. I actually have a pair of fork ear
rings that I'm wearing today. That reminds me of her always.
So when you guys said that, I was like, oh
my god, I'm wearing my fork earrings today.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
That's perfect. That is a perfect story. Wow, she's wearing
her right.
Speaker 19 (31:56):
I put them on this morning and I was like, no, way, perfect.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
But hey, just to be clear, though, she didn't go
to the bathroom and stab her, right, She didn't hand
you the fork backroom.
Speaker 19 (32:05):
You know she's blood up. He didn't she ran Yeah, no,
she ran into her in the bathroom. She's like, oh, here,
could you just take this back to the table for me?
And the other girl had no idea what she was.
Speaker 15 (32:15):
It was just so funny.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
When she came back. I was like, oh my god,
that's so clever. Well, thanks for calling in. See everyone's
got a fork stall, right, Thanks Amanda, Melissa, what's your
fork story?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
So what?
Speaker 20 (32:27):
My daughter she's sixteen now, but when she was like nine,
we were on vacation in California and San Diego and
she just she wanted to bring this fork with her
on vacation and it just kept popping up and she's
just like, I just feel like we need to bring
this fork with us, Like I have this core memory
of us walking back from the beach to where we parked,
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and I found the fork in one of the pockets
of the strollers and she's like, I just I feel
like we need to have it. And I'm like, okay,
what does she know? It's this premonation like need to
like protect ourselves with this sport. It was so random,
and I just texted her I wish she was in.
Speaker 15 (33:07):
The car and he dropped her off.
Speaker 12 (33:08):
But I was wondering if.
Speaker 20 (33:10):
I was wondering if she remembered it and what she recalled,
like what was her top process? Was an anxiety?
Speaker 16 (33:17):
Was it just Oh my gosh. It was so random,
but we all supported her in it.
Speaker 15 (33:24):
We're like, Okay, you can bring the fork.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Well, see everyone's got a fork story. That's a cute
fork story, not the violet kind we've been taking. We'll
have a great day. Thank you for listening, Melissa. What's up? Gerald?
Speaker 10 (33:37):
Hey?
Speaker 17 (33:37):
What's John?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
J Riche?
Speaker 8 (33:38):
What's When I was a kid?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
M hm.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
So when I was a kid, me and my neighbor
got into a flight in my backyard and there was
a barbecue, you know those those barbecue forks the cute prunk.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah, so I chugged it.
Speaker 8 (33:54):
I chugged it at him and it hit and it
and it literally hid his nose and stuck.
Speaker 17 (33:58):
But he didn't stab his all.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
It's you know, the side where your nose and your
eyes are, and it stood right there on his nose
and everything. And he was like what, I'm like.
Speaker 17 (34:07):
Dude, did he cut you? He goes, no, dude, it's
just like it caught my nose stop before it went.
Speaker 13 (34:13):
Into my eyes.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
That's a perfect shot.
Speaker 17 (34:16):
Oh yeah, no, I'm very good with nice. Yeah, but
it freaked me out because I was trying to get
hit him in the face, you know, and it's just
like and he's just like what I'm like, dude, He goes, no, dude,
look it stopped and I and it literally caught the
bridge of his nose and just stopped right before his eyes,
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right you know, with the corner of your eyes are.
And yeah, I got I got yelled at.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Sure. You know I don't do that. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
My mom and dad and his parents like, no more
nice playing.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
I'm like, okay, because because not everybody has a barbecue
tool story, we're gonna allow that as a fork story.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, thanks Gerald. Look there's a text here. When I
I was nineteen, I was at Savers getting decorate decorations. Decorations,
but fascinations. To get decorations the sabers you get decorations,
fascinations diggorated. And she was getting she said, Savers, getting
a decorations for her apartment. She was my cousin. I
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found a giant wooden fork. It's probably four feet long.
I still have it today, and it's moved with me
over the last twenty one years. I'm still searching for
a giant spoon. There's another text. When I was younger,
my best friend lived with me. My mom would make
chicken and rice. I always would give my best friend
my chicken, and I would always take her rice. One
night I went to get the rice off her plate.
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She thought I was taking her chicken, and she stabbed
me with a fork in my thigh. Everyone's got a
fork start
The War of the roses starts right now on John
(00:02):
Jay and Ridge.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
This type of war of the roses, This is where
you think somebody is cheating on you, so you come
to us, tell us why. We find out for you
by sending roses to the person. Hopefully they think that
the roses are coming from you. If not, it gets
very ugly. And today, you guys, we have Marcus on
the line. Good morning, Marcus, Hey, good morning. How are
you doing. Yeah, man, thanks for jumping on the air
(00:24):
with So what's your situation? Who's cheating on you or
who do you think is cheating on you?
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Man? You know, I don't even know how to really
explain this without sounding crazy.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
But my situation is a it's a little bit different. See,
I'm married, but we're also in a relationship with another woman,
and you know, it's something that we mutually agreed on,
and honestly, I think it's been really working for us.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Like we're all pretty close, we spend time together and
you know, it's not like a.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Secret or anything.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
But you know, lately, my wife she's been.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Acting really off, like.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
She's on the phone all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
She's kind of.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Pulling away from the both of us. And the weirdest
part is like our girlfriend even noticed it too. We
both tried asking her, like what's going on, you know,
and she just shuts it down and she says she's
stressed or you know, tired from the day or whatever.
But you know, inside it feels a lot deeper than that.
And I mean, I hate even thinking this, but I
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feel like I feel like she might be stepping out
on us, like seeing someone outside of what we agreed on.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
If one of you wants to you said, you have
kind of like you can see another person, you have
to approve of the other person. You just can't go
out and hook up with anybody exactly. Okay, makes sense.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm sitting here and feeling stupid because like.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
How are you gonna how are you gonna cheat when
you're in a throttle So, yeah, I need your help
to figure out what's really going on.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
I'm not really well versed in the throuttle world. But Nicetimes,
do you think when you open up, I mean, you've
opened up your marriage to another person. Do you think
your wife is maybe getting curious about another peron you
said you had a girlfriend, maybe she's getting curious about
having like another boyfriend in her life.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Interesting. I mean, so are we calling your wife to
see who she thinks is setting her flowers? Or are
we calling the girl in the thrupple to see who
she thinks is.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
We can't really get the girlfriend on because this is
a marriage situation, you know.
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Yeah, yeah, you guys, You guys just don't understand.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Wait, so if you're okay, this is confusing. So if
you're the girlfriend, if your girlfriend, if she was out
and about seeing other people, that's not issue. It's but
it's because your wife is. Because you guys are married,
and you've only agreed on this one other person exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Oh so if you're the girl the third party, you
can do whatever you want. Yes, so wow, nice setup. Okay, Okay,
what's your wife's name? Sarah Tara? Okay, so what we're
gonna do is called tera and how do we do it?
When it's a girl, I.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Usually say, oh my gosh, it's like my first day
and there's like so many Terra cards.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Taro car Who who do you think you're sending you flowers?
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Okay, got it? Okay, all right, good, all right, it's
a complicated. This a thrupple War of the Roses. In
a thrupple, someone's cheating. We're gonna find out that is
next John Jaye.
Speaker 9 (03:26):
Rich They say, the Holy you are.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
In the middle of War of the Roses. You've got
this married couple, Marcus and Terra. They are also in
a thrupple. By the way, do we need to know
the girl's name in the thruple? Marcus? What's her name?
Her name Isa? Okay, so you got Marcus, Tara and Isa.
Marcus and Tara are married, but Lisa's now they're they're
a thrupple person, right, however that works, and so your
relationship with your wife. You're allowed to be with Isa,
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but Issa's not allowed to be with anybody else, right,
or she is allowed to East could do whatever she wants. Okay,
So now we're gonna call up Tara, the wife and
see who she thinks might send her flowers. Yeah, I
know there is because Marcus thinks Tara's acting Marcus and
Ista think Terra' is acting weird. So two people in
(04:20):
the throttle think the third person is acting weird, that
there's something going on.
Speaker 10 (04:23):
Now, if you're not the only person that's catching and
clocking that then maybe there probably is something a little shady.
Speaker 11 (04:43):
There.
Speaker 9 (04:44):
College then forwarded to an automatic voice message to nine.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Hello, Hi, there is Tara available.
Speaker 12 (05:02):
It's Tara.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, that's what I said, Tara.
Speaker 13 (05:05):
Okay, great, that's perfect.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You're exactly who I'm looking for.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
So my name is Keana. I'm with this company. We're
called JNR Flowers. I'm just hoping to bring you some
joy today. I'm a little actually kind of nervous making
this call because I just started here. I really need
this job, and I'm already kind of messing up. So
I'm hoping that I can make you smile when I
tell you this, and then hopefully maybe you can help
me help you.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
Is that sound good?
Speaker 9 (05:29):
Sure?
Speaker 14 (05:30):
I know it's I get your name, okay.
Speaker 12 (05:32):
So my name is Kiana.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
I work for JNR Flowers, and somebody's actually trying to
send you our Pure Passion booquet, which is like such
an amazing booquet. It's like a dozen red roses. It
comes in this beautiful vase. It's really really great. We've
got two of these going out today, and I have
two cards addressed to a Tara, and I've mixed them
up and I just want to make sure you get
the right one. So is there any chance you would
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know who may be sending you this so I can
make sure to send them off the right way and
and that you get your correct card.
Speaker 14 (06:04):
Wows.
Speaker 12 (06:08):
Yeah, someone's setting me flowers.
Speaker 15 (06:10):
And it's like roses and everything.
Speaker 14 (06:12):
Yeah, okay, well huh, it's one of two people. I'm
pretty sure, but now I'm not quite sure it's.
Speaker 15 (06:22):
It's either going to be a Marcus.
Speaker 12 (06:26):
But if you don't see Marcus, it could.
Speaker 14 (06:29):
Be it's a but I feel like she wouldn't do
that because of my ill seem anyway, I don't think
it would be her, because it could be like risky.
Even what's happening right whatever, it's it's on me, But
it's it's either Marcus or in Isa.
Speaker 11 (06:45):
But I kind of hope.
Speaker 12 (06:46):
It's so, but it's probably Marcus.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Flowers, Sarah, Marcus?
Speaker 12 (06:54):
Is that you?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Hello?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Stop playing games?
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Sarah? Why did you just say that it would be risky?
If it's a Sensi Flowers, you know she is not
allowed to do that.
Speaker 12 (07:08):
There's a lady here a second ago?
Speaker 16 (07:09):
What is going on right now?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Like?
Speaker 12 (07:10):
Literally, what the fuck is spending right now? Hello?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Is you just exposed something because it is not even
supposed to be giving you.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Gifts like that. You know that.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
So why are you even acting like you two have
something going on behind my back?
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Tarah?
Speaker 12 (07:28):
Oh my god, Like, what is even happening right now?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Well, let me explain that that you're.
Speaker 8 (07:32):
On the radio.
Speaker 12 (07:33):
Why is Marcus on the phone?
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I am so okay, you can I'm telling you right now.
You're on the radio. You're on Jay and R. Flower
stands for John Jay and Rich radio show. Hi, So
you're on the radio. But go ahead, you two, go ahead,
We'll just listen.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 12 (07:45):
Okay, Okay, Marcus.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
I was worried about whether or not you had somebody
else in your life because you felt you being distant.
Speaker 12 (07:52):
You're not okay, you're not even a real flower lady.
Speaker 11 (07:54):
No, sorry, what the fuck Jesus Christ?
Speaker 14 (07:59):
Okay, Mark, Yes, this is not how I wanted this
to go down. Please believe me when I say that
this is not what I wanted to happen at.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
All, because lately, honestly, Eve been acting weird. This thing
you've been having your phone and now you're saying stuff
like like like I didn't want to.
Speaker 12 (08:22):
Stop stop stop top, like I didn't really want you
to find out this way.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
I am so.
Speaker 12 (08:27):
Sorry, like tweaky, freaking weird like Twilight.
Speaker 14 (08:33):
What is even happening?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Okay, okay, what's the thing you don't want me to
find out?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Say it?
Speaker 14 (08:39):
I can't even say it.
Speaker 11 (08:40):
I can't even say.
Speaker 12 (08:40):
This is so weird. Okay, we're like together now.
Speaker 17 (08:44):
I know it's weird.
Speaker 14 (08:46):
I know it's weird.
Speaker 12 (08:46):
I know, like what we were doing was like cool
and everything.
Speaker 14 (08:49):
But like we now like have feelings for each other.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
What do you mean you have feelings for each other?
You're already in a relationship with her and me, so why.
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Are you jealous?
Speaker 12 (08:59):
I know, but it's not.
Speaker 14 (09:03):
It's just it's become different now, it's become different.
Speaker 12 (09:06):
And I'm sorry, and I know this is weird.
Speaker 11 (09:08):
But like I don't think we want you.
Speaker 12 (09:10):
What do you mean we want you? We don't want
you in the mix anymore?
Speaker 13 (09:17):
What?
Speaker 14 (09:17):
Like I'm falling and oh my god, I forgot there's
even an audience here. This is so weird. Okay, Oh
my god, this is gonna be on the radio like
when people are driving in their cars. Oh my god,
I'm gonna throw up. Okay, listen, Okay, let.
Speaker 12 (09:34):
Me just I'm dancing around it because I'm so nervous.
I'm falling in love with her.
Speaker 16 (09:39):
I love her like I.
Speaker 14 (09:41):
Want to be with her, and I appreciate you, and
I know what we were doing was cool with all
of us, but now it's not really like working. And
I know we've been together recently, but neither of.
Speaker 12 (09:51):
Us are even into it anymore. We don't even really
want to be with guys at all. We just want
to be with each other.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
Okay, I said it, But you go behind my back
and you start your own relationship.
Speaker 14 (10:05):
Wait a minute, I didn't go behind your back. You
invited her in to our relationships. So don't turn this
around and spin it on me like I am doing
something dishonest, because hello, have we not all been together
for quite a while.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Now, this is crazy. He's literally told me that you
were acting different.
Speaker 14 (10:28):
No, she was right, yeah, because she didn't want to
like be the one to like. We didn't want you
to find out.
Speaker 12 (10:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 14 (10:37):
Maybe we thought this would be like a phase or
like we would just you know, maybe it was just
like an initial thing, maybe it would wear.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Off, But it's not so so Issa kind of played
Marcus a little bit too, because she's like, I don't
know why Terror's acting like. So yeah, so you guys
got to sit down, the three of you and probably
let Marcus in on what his futures.
Speaker 10 (10:58):
Like, right because he wasn't his both his girls.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
That's gonna hurt. Oh yeah, that's true. Nothing, it was
exciting what lasted my friend. But anyway, okay with fire,
thanks for jumping on the air with us. Is what
an interesting life you guys have. But thank you both.
Speaker 12 (11:14):
Oh my god, thank you for thanking me.
Speaker 14 (11:16):
Because I didn't jump on y'all framed me and set
me up.
Speaker 12 (11:20):
I was not expected.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Wells, we're just a message such a thing. Yeah, well, I.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Mean the good news is is like you probably never
knew how to talk to your husband about it, and
now it's like it's out there and you can feel
like a little weight off your shoulders.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Marcus, how are you are you? Are you in shock?
I believe Marcus, I believe you're in shock.
Speaker 7 (11:37):
I can't believe that right now.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I mean, dude, it's a throutle. So you gotta believe something.
You have to expect something like that that happen. Yeah, yeah,
I gotta believe that's very common in the Thrumble. Situation
happens a lot. I mean, it didn't mind what I
was going to say.
Speaker 12 (11:52):
I don't know if what's happening is common. It certainly
was kind of.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
A shock to me.
Speaker 14 (11:56):
But we are in we are in the valley.
Speaker 12 (11:58):
There's been weird things known.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Job, you got it right. Well, thank you both for
going to there with us. Congratulations to your love Karen.
Speaker 14 (12:06):
I guess let's just stop when I get home.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Okay, thank you, Thank you guys. All right, that's where
the roses John J.
Speaker 13 (12:13):
Rich So, April, good morning, you're on the air.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
How are you?
Speaker 11 (12:25):
Thanks for holding Thank you, I'm good.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
How are you?
Speaker 11 (12:30):
Oh? You know, I got a lot going on?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, like yeah, like black what April cap black one?
Speaker 12 (12:46):
Oh so you know what?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Sorry, leave her alone, go ahead, let's go house. What's
going on to April?
Speaker 10 (13:00):
Like what?
Speaker 8 (13:01):
Uh?
Speaker 11 (13:02):
Well, you know I'm calling because my family has just
been on my back for quite a while.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Okay, how about.
Speaker 11 (13:13):
Okay, I've been single for about a year and I
am really, really really enjoying it. I feel like I'm
getting to know myself for the first time. But they
don't love it. My parents think that the longer I'm single,
the more likely it is that they will end up
(13:34):
with no grandkids. And that's just unfathomable to them. And
so I finally got tired of it. It was like
a call every day. So I created an AI bot
and I've been dating him.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
And this AI bought somehow appeases your family because they
don't know it's an AI bought.
Speaker 11 (13:55):
Or what exactly. I gave him everything, I gave him
a name. I have all these fun details about him
that you'd know if you were dating someone. And I
told him that he's a travel photographer, which explains why
he's never around. And they are just eating it up.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
What happens when you when it's time for the holidays.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
He's got a year for that.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
They broke up, and by the way, I don't think
she's alone. I think a lot of people do this.
That's what I've been hearing a.
Speaker 11 (14:24):
Lot about exactly. And I thought I had until the
holidays just sort of figure that out.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
You know.
Speaker 11 (14:30):
We had a bad breakup. Except now my sister just
told me that she booked this really fancy restaurant for
my birthday, and she's insisting that he come, so my
deadline has moved up.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Oh break before?
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Can you find somebody on a dating site that resembles
your AI bot and then just have them play the
part and then you guys will actually fall in love
like every good rom com.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
You know.
Speaker 11 (14:58):
That was my first idea and I think it's a
good plan. Right. I was wondering if if it's better
to do that or but I'm scared that that they'll
find out that he'll slip up or something like that.
Would have to be a good actor. Or I could
kill him off.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Yeah, you break up the how do you kill him off?
At the funeral? Today?
Speaker 13 (15:23):
So extreme?
Speaker 5 (15:24):
You're taking a selfie with a leopard has a travel
photographer and the leopard, it happens.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
That just happened is a girl in China, the snow leopard.
Didn't you see that? Yes, yeah, there was a girl
in China. They were hiking isn't Appalation Mountain somewhere over there?
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 10 (15:37):
They were in the mountains where the snow mountains.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
It was a big story in Stacks and Hacks a
few weeks ago. Yeah, she took a self ago attact.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
That's so scary though, but it happened.
Speaker 11 (15:48):
I don't think that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
That kill off the AI chat bop boyfriend, you're going
to be had.
Speaker 7 (15:57):
I don't know. I like your extreme love of you.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Saw he was mean to a dog, and so you
ended it and that was it, and then no one's
gonna question. Okay.
Speaker 11 (16:05):
I was just scared to hire somebody or find some
money on a dating app, because then I've showed them
pictures that I generated.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
You're not following for this a I bought, are you?
Because that's another good realm. Come, she gave all her money?
Speaker 11 (16:21):
Really bad idea on my part. I'm so far.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
No, she created him and he scammed her out all
her money. Oh no, all right, well you're in the
tough mind too. Man. Well, thanks for calling in, April.
Speaker 11 (16:35):
Thank you for having me totally.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
I mean, it's I think what you're going through right
now is actually going to be more common than we think,
especially now when you can put your chap out, you
put the personality into a humanoid robot and then you
have a person. They're going to be more and more so.
Speaker 6 (16:48):
Yeah, once they start releasing those robots, that's the future.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
All right, April, thanks for listening. Thank you, you want
to know about bad experiences that you met with celebrities.
For example, you don't want to meet your heroes because
it's soy sad, And that's what happened all over the news,
which Chappelle rone when she met was eleven year old girl.
(17:16):
I was such a nightmare. So we want to know
about the time you met your hero, Melissa, what happened
to you?
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Hi?
Speaker 15 (17:22):
So I met Vince Neil and I'd always been like
a huge fan of Montley Crew and stuff. So I
had the opportunity to tour around LA and the California
area with Vince Neil. It was his solo band when
you know Martley who had broken up, was around I
think two thousand and two, and I went and before
(17:45):
he showed up, I went in his dressing room. We
were all kind of, you know, mingling around there, and
I had to go to the bathroom really badly, and
I'm like, I can't go out there. There's no other
place I'm going to go in here, And everyone said, no, no,
that's Vince neil bathroom. You can't use that. And I
was like, oh, we've got two options, folks. It's either
going to use it or it's going to be a problem.
(18:07):
So I went in the bathroom and right when I
was finishing up, Vince comes in to the main area
and this looks at me, and I'm like, I'm so
sorry using your restroom. He's like, oh no, that's okay.
It's nice to meet too, And he was really friendly
at first. And I hung out with those guys, think
about a couple of weeks, went to different places in
(18:28):
LA and then I thought we were in like we
were old homies and like we were in pretty tight
and stuff, like everything was good. And I met the
I think it was James Hunting and Brent Woods and stuff,
and they were great guys, so I thought I was
in the mix with them. And then the last day
(18:49):
and I forgot what venue we were at, but he
was like an hour and a half late. Something happened
on the road. He didn't show up forever, and everyone
was waiting. Finally he walks in with some corn star
and sits down and we're all there and he starts
screaming and looks at me and says, I don't know
(19:10):
if you.
Speaker 12 (19:10):
Are getting out of here, get out and leave.
Speaker 15 (19:12):
And I thought he was going to start like throwing
this stuff and completely lost it and looked at me
and raged, and I was just like dumbfounded, Like you've
got to be kidding me. This is a nice guy
that you.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Know your bathroom.
Speaker 15 (19:30):
I didn't even poop it was, but I was like,
I was so dumb founded. Everybody had told me, warned
me about him.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I was like something, I mean, you were with it
for three weeks. He's probably like enough, I don't know
who you are. I mean at some point you know,
like go go right didn't.
Speaker 15 (19:51):
But in my mind we were like old friends. And
I had a whole image of my mind, and I.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Thought, here, three weeks with you. Are you traveling with
them in the hotel? Are you sleeping with them? Are
you getting intimate with them?
Speaker 11 (20:03):
No?
Speaker 15 (20:04):
Which I do have a hilarious story, but I but
not on the air, but of that. But no, I
didn't hook up with anybody. I didn't sleep with anyone.
I sold their T shirts. I even blotted his head
after one of the shows, and like just chilled.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
So there's a famous say and my dad, you've seen
this all the time. Fish in guests both smell after
three days, You're there three weeks hanging out with the
non stop twenty four seven. He was like, enough with
this woman. Enough. She's paying in my bathroom, she's blotting
my sweat away from me, she's looking at my porn
star dat all weird get out.
Speaker 15 (20:39):
It may have been from one of the one of
the venues the you remember the Man Show, Juggies, the
Man Show.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
I do remember the Man I never saw, but I
know the Man Show. Jimmy Kimmel sho. Yeah, yeah, Oh,
one of the juggies, the girls that jumps on jampolines
or something like that.
Speaker 15 (20:53):
Yeah, they came back stage one time and they're like,
we're doing girls, Girls, girls, you need to come out
and dance with us. I'm like, So I went out
there with him and totally got staged right and ran
off stage.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
So yeah, so he's like, why do I want her around?
She doesn't jump on stage with us? Does she uses
my bathroom? Okay, Well it's a whole love line, hoottle line,
Thank you, Marina tell us. Why don't you want to
meet your heroes?
Speaker 14 (21:19):
Well, let me just tell you. I met miss Ellen
Degenerous at a meet and greet back in like twenty ten,
before we even took the photo with the meet and
greet someone from her little aposse, you know, her like
team comes up to me and literally says, and I'll
remember it clear as day.
Speaker 12 (21:38):
She goes, don't.
Speaker 14 (21:38):
Talk, don't touch, just smile, and then she like pushed
me over to Ellen.
Speaker 12 (21:43):
Ellen stood there like a weirdo, didn't.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Say a word.
Speaker 14 (21:46):
They took the picture, and I just was like walked away,
thinking like what the hell is that?
Speaker 2 (21:53):
I mean, so those are her people.
Speaker 14 (21:55):
That's not her though, right, No, But I have a
little side story.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 14 (22:01):
Right, So, back when I was living in Los Angeles,
my friend was a waitress at this little cafe where
Ellen frequented. Well, my friend never waited on her until
this one day, apparently because she had chipped nail polish,
not like wretched manicure, but just a few chips in
her nail polish.
Speaker 16 (22:22):
After my friend waited on Ellen, Ellen.
Speaker 14 (22:24):
Complained to the manager about her manicure being chipped and
immediately said, you need to fire her.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
That's not okay.
Speaker 14 (22:33):
And my friend lost her job because Ellen did that.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
That's terrible, I gotta tell you, Okay. On the flip
side of that, Rich and I met Ellen and she
was very nice. Yeah, she was very very nice. I
thought she had very nice eyes. She was beautilized.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Yeah, there have been a lot of reports, but you
have to share your experience.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
And she has beautiful.
Speaker 14 (22:54):
Because you guys are like in the industry don't have.
Speaker 12 (23:00):
And that too, I guess.
Speaker 14 (23:01):
But the nail maybe she's nice to people who can
like do things for her.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Don't bring me my food with chip nails. Well, thank
you Marina, thanks for sharing that story.
Speaker 12 (23:15):
Thanks for taking my car.
Speaker 14 (23:16):
I love you guys, I.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Love you too.
Speaker 14 (23:21):
Yes, please do oh, I will don't complain about my
manicure if I ever meet.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Let's just make sure you not wearing open toe shoes
like that. Thank you. So Moley and Matt, what's your story?
Who'd you meet? That was rude? Dude?
Speaker 3 (23:34):
I met Kanye West at a hotel in Miami. It's
like two o'clock in the morning. The lobby's empty, so
it's just like me and him, and I'm thinking this
is my moment. So I go up to him and
I'm like, hey man, I'm a big fan. He just
stares at me like like I don't even exist. So
I'm standing there. It's awkward as hell, and I'm just
(23:55):
waiting for anything. Then he leans over to me and
he says, don't talk to me unless you're adding something
to my energy. And I'm like, like, bro, what if
that even mean? I just wanted a picture, not a
vibe check.
Speaker 10 (24:10):
Oh my gosh. But like, your energy is everything though?
So did you feel like super insecure after? Because I
would if Kanye told me my energy was out a whack,
I would be feeling something.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I would be like, you just ruined my energy.
Speaker 13 (24:21):
I know.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I'm like, how energy is? I always out of whack?
And it's really bad. Most of the question that I
would feel completely honored if Kanye said that's the fact
that you acknowledged you, he felt you. I mean, he
looked at you. I think that would be so awesome. Totally,
I totally.
Speaker 5 (24:38):
You gotta imagine that could go any way. He could
have been your best friend, you could have been you know,
living with him, or he could have shut you down
like that. You don't know what Kanye could get, but
you got a moment.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Embrace it.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
All right, Matt. Now he's lost his energy. Thanks for
calling in, dude.
Speaker 13 (25:02):
Nobody lost everybody.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
Wow, I'm on Kanye side now.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Eight seven seventh ninety seven one four seven. We want
to know about you. Know, you met your celebrity hero
and it just was not what you expected.
Speaker 14 (25:15):
John Jay Ridge, it's your part of the show this morning.
Speaker 5 (25:18):
No worries, It's all there on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
I got a DM from Amy about it, and it
made me think about something we have to do on
the air. Amy's out the line, but first, here's what
we're gonna get into. How'd you use a four? Because
everybody's got a fork story. Everybody's got After Amy's DM,
I realized everyone's got a fork story.
Speaker 10 (25:37):
Day.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
What's your fork story? Amy? Good morning?
Speaker 11 (25:41):
Okay.
Speaker 16 (25:42):
So randomly we had like a picture and I was
like fixing it and when I fixed it, I noticed
that there was like these four prongs, like these little
dots that were in the wall. And my little brother,
he was just mischievous and he has like an airsoft gun.
He like a hole in my mom's brand new fridge
one time. So I thought this was like something that
(26:03):
my brother did. He's trying to cover it up. So
I go to my mom because like I'm the oldest
and I like to tat to tell because I'm petty
like that, and she's like, well, what actually happened was
your stepfather and I were having a conversation and he
pissed me off, and she threw a fork at him
and he dodged it and it went probably about fifty
feet and landed straight into.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
The wall in his forehead.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Like a ninja. Yeah, it's that. And after seeing that,
I was like, after reading your text or your DM,
I was like, man, that's exactly a Kyle story, except
it hit before him.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
I didn't did.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I just actually just stabbed it. Oh you, it's more
violent every time, but you had more hostile back then
with your long arms you got, you couldn't stop it.
Speaker 7 (26:52):
You could have been in the backyard and she could
have got in her alarm wide.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Well, thank you, Amy.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
So everyone's got a four story every but he's got
a fork story.
Speaker 16 (27:02):
Every one has a fork story. I mean it's just
it's a thing. It's easy to grab instead grab.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Throw, grab, sab I've got a real.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Oh yeah, all right, Amy, you have a great day.
Thank you for listening, even four seven because Coyle a
story and then Peyton your story because that's what happened
was like your earstory. You threw it your sister.
Speaker 10 (27:26):
Yeah, no, me and my sister got into it and
she threw a fork at me and it hit my
forehead right in the middle.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Really yeah, And then rich you said you have a force.
I do, and Stacy's my witness for this. I don't
think that I get really mad at a bunch of things.
But one thing that I find myself always being hostile
at is really bad phone customer service. And I had
had a credit card stolen, and I'm going through all
these charges that aren't mine, and they're like, are you
sure you didn't buy a giant tool set in Sri Lanka?
(27:53):
And I'm like so frustrated because I can't get this.
And I take this fork because I'm eating. I chuck
it across the room with my left hand as hard
as I can. In The mystery is that we have
never found that fork. It is just gone somewhere. I've
looked under couches, I've looked in walls. I don't know
where the fork went. But I lost my ish through
a fork. Still don't know where it is somewhere in
(28:14):
the middle of my kitchen and family room.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
What's your fourth story? Eight seven, seven, nine, three seven,
one oh four seven. I've never told this, my four
story is not exciting, but I do have a four story.
I mean it's a four story. It's a four story.
So I went to when I was like, I just
got out of college and I got my first job.
Long story short, I was seeing a therapist, right but
I called him a success coach. He was supposed to
make me successful. And I was sitting on a couch
(28:38):
like you would with a shrink, and he wants me
to write down my earliest childhood memory. And I remember,
this is like my earliest childhood memory. I remember getting
out a blue tricycle and I lived in Tucson on
thirtieth Street and twenty nine Street was the really busy street.
I remember getting on my tricycle and I'm riding my
bike and my tricycle by myself, and I'm going around
the block and I'm going and I find a fork
(29:00):
and I pick it up like it's treasure. I couldn't believe.
I was like, I held it in my hand, and
I remember driving home, riding my tricycle home with a fork,
and I brought it home and my mom was like,
we'll do David's with a fork, and it was like dirty.
Soone else away and it was my treasure. That's my
earliest memory. It's not an exciting story, but I have
a fork story.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Much like the Little Mermaid your forks.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
That happened a little more fork? Who's a dingle hopper?
Speaker 7 (29:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
What, Yeah, I don't know, that's just her. She thinks
it's a brush like I've.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Never seen little More like many things, John Jay, You're
just like the Little Mermaid.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
All right? Eight seven seven ninety three seven one oh
four seven. We want to hear your fork story. That
is next with John Jay and Rich everybody's got a
fork story. Tom, what's your fork story?
Speaker 18 (29:49):
Hey, good morning. Uh yeah, so I've got one I'll
never forget for the rest of my days. I was
a freshman in high school working in a dietary department
at a retirement home. I was serving a gentleman retired veteran,
and we didn't have the right kind of insure for him.
I only had vanilla, but he wanted strawberry, and I
(30:10):
kept trying to since we don't have any. Stabbed me
with the fork.
Speaker 11 (30:13):
Oh my god, in my.
Speaker 18 (30:19):
Thought, Yeah, he stabbed me in my leg. It was
bleeding out a little bit. I went back. They cleaned
it up, and they're like, hey, get back to work.
So some I'll forget or I won't forget for the
rest of my life.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
You got like four little marks on your leg or
five little marks?
Speaker 18 (30:37):
You know, I still got yep, I got two left.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
On there, all right, Tom, Thanks brother Amanda. Everybody's got
a fork story, what's yours?
Speaker 19 (30:46):
So we went to Westgate for a friend of our
fortieth birthday a nail, and an ex girlfriend of his
showed up and the new girlfriend did not take too
kindly to this, and the one that's like evening when
we were out there, we were at dinner and I
jokingly made a comment. I was like, oh, you could
(31:09):
always shank her in the bathroom, like with a fork.
And the next thing I know, they both kind of
like at separate times, went to the restroom and the
ex girlfriend came back holding a fork and she handed
it to our friend whose birthday was and he was like,
your girlfriend just handed this to me in the bathroom
and asked if I could bring it back to the table,
(31:30):
And I just thought it was so funny. And she
and I, like the new girlfriend and I became such
good friends. I actually have a pair of fork ear
rings that I'm wearing today. That reminds me of her always.
So when you guys said that, I was like, oh
my god, I'm wearing my fork earrings today.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
That's perfect. That is a perfect story. Wow, she's wearing
her right.
Speaker 19 (31:56):
I put them on this morning and I was like, no, way, perfect.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
But hey, just to be clear, though, she didn't go
to the bathroom and stab her, right, She didn't hand
you the fork backroom.
Speaker 19 (32:05):
You know she's blood up. He didn't she ran Yeah, no,
she ran into her in the bathroom. She's like, oh, here,
could you just take this back to the table for me?
And the other girl had no idea what she was.
Speaker 15 (32:15):
It was just so funny.
Speaker 2 (32:16):
When she came back. I was like, oh my god,
that's so clever. Well, thanks for calling in. See everyone's
got a fork stall, right, Thanks Amanda, Melissa, what's your
fork story?
Speaker 3 (32:27):
So what?
Speaker 20 (32:27):
My daughter she's sixteen now, but when she was like nine,
we were on vacation in California and San Diego and
she just she wanted to bring this fork with her
on vacation and it just kept popping up and she's
just like, I just feel like we need to bring
this fork with us, Like I have this core memory
of us walking back from the beach to where we parked,
(32:48):
and I found the fork in one of the pockets
of the strollers and she's like, I just I feel
like we need to have it. And I'm like, okay,
what does she know? It's this premonation like need to
like protect ourselves with this sport. It was so random,
and I just texted her I wish she was in.
Speaker 15 (33:07):
The car and he dropped her off.
Speaker 12 (33:08):
But I was wondering if.
Speaker 20 (33:10):
I was wondering if she remembered it and what she recalled,
like what was her top process? Was an anxiety?
Speaker 16 (33:17):
Was it just Oh my gosh. It was so random,
but we all supported her in it.
Speaker 15 (33:24):
We're like, Okay, you can bring the fork.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Well, see everyone's got a fork story. That's a cute
fork story, not the violet kind we've been taking. We'll
have a great day. Thank you for listening, Melissa. What's up? Gerald?
Speaker 10 (33:37):
Hey?
Speaker 17 (33:37):
What's John?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
J Riche?
Speaker 8 (33:38):
What's When I was a kid?
Speaker 2 (33:40):
M hm.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
So when I was a kid, me and my neighbor
got into a flight in my backyard and there was
a barbecue, you know those those barbecue forks the cute prunk.
Speaker 2 (33:52):
Yeah, so I chugged it.
Speaker 8 (33:54):
I chugged it at him and it hit and it
and it literally hid his nose and stuck.
Speaker 17 (33:58):
But he didn't stab his all.
Speaker 8 (34:00):
It's you know, the side where your nose and your
eyes are, and it stood right there on his nose
and everything. And he was like what, I'm like.
Speaker 17 (34:07):
Dude, did he cut you? He goes, no, dude, it's
just like it caught my nose stop before it went.
Speaker 13 (34:13):
Into my eyes.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
That's a perfect shot.
Speaker 17 (34:16):
Oh yeah, no, I'm very good with nice. Yeah, but
it freaked me out because I was trying to get
hit him in the face, you know, and it's just
like and he's just like what I'm like, dude, He goes, no, dude,
look it stopped and I and it literally caught the
bridge of his nose and just stopped right before his eyes,
(34:38):
right you know, with the corner of your eyes are.
And yeah, I got I got yelled at.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Sure. You know I don't do that. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
My mom and dad and his parents like, no more
nice playing.
Speaker 5 (34:49):
I'm like, okay, because because not everybody has a barbecue
tool story, we're gonna allow that as a fork story.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, thanks Gerald. Look there's a text here. When I
I was nineteen, I was at Savers getting decorate decorations. Decorations,
but fascinations. To get decorations the sabers you get decorations,
fascinations diggorated. And she was getting she said, Savers, getting
a decorations for her apartment. She was my cousin. I
(35:18):
found a giant wooden fork. It's probably four feet long.
I still have it today, and it's moved with me
over the last twenty one years. I'm still searching for
a giant spoon. There's another text. When I was younger,
my best friend lived with me. My mom would make
chicken and rice. I always would give my best friend
my chicken, and I would always take her rice. One
night I went to get the rice off her plate.
(35:39):
She thought I was taking her chicken, and she stabbed
me with a fork in my thigh. Everyone's got a
fork start
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